A Yip! (Patreon)

Imagine if you heard rustling outside your back door late at night. You grab your phone and turn on the flashlight, yanking the door open prepared to give those damned raccoons the yelling of a lifetime, and instead you see... this.
Do you a) slam the door
b) coax it inside
or c) throw it your leftovers

(There is absolutely a right answer here, and its not bringing it inside.)