Post 183: Grocery Shopping for Daddy (Patreon)

I like the grocery store in the early mornings, not busy, just lots of housewives out shopping for their husbands. Surprised I’m feeling as good as I am after four watermelon margaritas but haha got to the gym at five thirty and the Hy-Vee by eight.

Weird I dunno why my hair looks so dark in that picture sometimes I wake up like that

She gave me a list and I’m adding a few cute things I think he’ll like. Missy decided last night I’m on his grocery duty this week and I want to do a good job. Next week is the fun stuff haha but still I like doing this. I’ll bring it right to his place. I hear he’s still sleeping.

Creep at the store told me I had nice legs I wanted to kick him between his, stomp him, crush them right there in the dairy aisle with my new size 7 Reeboks.

Gotta go!