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For our final news episode of the year, we give Felix a little Christmas gift and let him go in on some actual fighter jet news. Then, just as the year grows old, we look at the increasingly aging & dying members of our government, from representatives found in dementia homes and seen yelling at reporters as they’re wheelchaired in for votes, to confirmation that Biden has been out to lunch basically his entire term. And finally, a poem from Matt to President Biden.

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L online

Oogala oogala

Laurel

A Christmas miracle! Thanks, Chapos 🌟

Agent Grange

I did the most grotesque pog face of my life seeing this pop up and I'm not even ashamed of it.

mfdghost

We love it, don't we folks?

Bill Vog

Fighter jet news!!!! Merry holiday season folks! It's wine time

Franklin Shepard Inc.

prayers up for our big wet boi! thanks for these merry Christman blessings!

WillyGetSilly

Would have loved a pft commenter cameo on the fighter jet content. Also, I’m gay.

Bill Vog

Gaystmas? Is that something

bruce

we are so fucking back

JJ Mann

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Isaac Jones

Genuinely in tears. The best Christman present I could've ever asked for

jjmm

Return of the matt. Stoked as hell bruh

james

Thanks for this. This holiday has sucked shit since yesterday, from cutting ties with an old friend to my wife ending up in the hospital. Fucking love you guys. Matt, you're the 👑

Peter Slattery

Are you kidding me?! It may be the copious amounts of wine I've drunk, but I might just cry.

Schwartz666

Bout to hide from my family & barricade myself in the bathroom for slop time! Merry Christman, one and all ❤️

Ben

Kind of them to let Felix stim out and brain dump.

Michael NWI

Just took a break from doing the dishes, step out into the garage for a smoke. The liberals inside are having a good time and so am I. Merry Xmas comrades

Bryan Jennings

Triple slop in 24 hours and a return of Matt?! Holy shit, we eating SO fucking good

Jake V

NO FUCKING WAY BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER

Lono's Oboe

Never understand the rep you guys have for being cynical. You are constantly the funniest and most engaged commentators at it.

Reece Coren

NO WAYYYYYYYYYY 🤯🤩 IM ACTUALLY GONNA CRY I LOVE YOU FOUR SO MUCH IM SO GLAD MATTS OKAY 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗 thank you Amber for taking such amazing care of our boy!!!!!

Richard Cochnar

Thank you Chapo for keeping the Christma in Christmas.

Richard

I just cried

gyogyogyo

Ending it all is on hold indefinitely

justdave

God bless us, everyone!

Zen Ben

Loved this callback!

Gurjot

Hell yeah. We've missed you so much Matt. My best wishes to you and your family.

Ben Roazen

A Christman miracle!

james

We all are to some degree

Devon

LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOO

interzoa

Warms the heart to have back our big beautiful boy ❤️

Huge Logo

So happy to hear Matt’s voice. ❤️

Ben H

MATTHEW! THE LARGE BOY HIMSELF!!!

J.P. McD.

Literal goosebumps and tears in eyes

Agent Grange

Felix's description of his dream job flying around in an unarmed F5 is just the exact plot of Ace Combat 7. Also speaking from experience aircraft maintainers are absolutely cumboys, not because they're leftists but because they are absolute lunatics. If we ever wanted to do a Gaddafi style young officers coup and cripple the air force aristocracy early just get Nick and Adam to convince the maintainers it would be funny as fuck if they all sabotaged each planes engines.

T33ny

Welcome back Matt

Tom Joad

So much slop this week. We're gluttonous little piggies!

Schwartz666

Matt's return is just too powerful... Literally just froze and crashed my phone!

Schwartz666

Upon hearing about the return of the King, Israel & Russia declare "Sorry, our bad. Here's your land back plus extra"

Ranni

❤️❤️❤️

ChigBungus

*pounding the table and frothing at the mouth* “Matt! Matt! Matt!”

Tvvvv

He is risen

Tommy Shober

Matts voice was SO missed. So happy he's making appearances again

Richard Cochnar

I have been calling for lib January 6th since Trump won. If they throw a better one, I will vote Democrat in 2028.

Ham Stroker’s Jackula

The great joy of having matt back for this ep really makes me think we're all going to be alright. I'm gonna say it, should I say it folks? No we shouldn't say it they don't like it if we say it.

Ben Clarkson

I am sorry my brothers if this is cringe: I am crying. God bless you Christman. We missed you.

Schwartz666

Shit, what I shoulda done was make my family listen to this in front of crackling fire!

Jordan

The king is back

Stop the Spread

Return of the Matt (There it is!) Return of the Matt (Come on!) Return of the Matt (Oh my God!) You know that he’ll be back (Here he is!) Return of the Matt (Once again!) Return of the Matt (Top of the world!) Return of the Matt (Watch his flow!) You know that he’ll be back (Here he goes!)

Mike Loudin

Matt has returned and the haters and the losers are in SHAMBLES!

George Mitri

Oh God, hearing Christman again is so so good! Welcome back King. 👑

Matt I

Bigger comeback than Christ on Easter

Shiv

Hit play, Matt better shock SF native with flawless Chinese

Matelda

You're welcome

Sean Enright

This is such a treat. Especially hearing how happy the other guys are. Welcome back to the mic!

G

Can’t believe y’all got Midwest Santa on the pod!

Pelican Grief

Legit emotional hearing Matt riff with the boys again. Merry Christmas, every one ❤️

James H

Matt! We fucking love you dude! Sooooooooooo glad you're back! No offense to the rest of the crew!

Derwood

Oh man what a Christmas treat, just pure joy hearing Matt! Wow.

christoph.s

A Christmas miracle! Santa is back on his sled! It will just be in the blink of an eye and he will be grilling in the backyard, reading out the exact passage of a John birch society pamflet where trump got the annexation of Canada Greenland and the Panama Canal from.

Lola

What a heartwarming hour! So happy! ❤️

Smizmar

BEST XMAS PRESENT EVER!! I screamed in my car.

Blown Magnet

So nice to hear Matt on the pod again! Glad to see he’s up and about. Peace to all the Chapo’s

Joe Quigley

Bro, seriously. Lump in my throat right now.

Travis

Felix begins speaking at 3 minutes and 25 seconds. Welcome back Matt and happy Hanukkah

Methew

When will our orders get filled for the new chapo trap house tcg booster boxes from www.chapotraphousetcgsick.com Thanks

Benna

💝

d.a.walker

Phew! the longest I've gone without an older brother. I was gettin' nervous

Peter

MATT, WHAT A GIFT!!!

IlIIllIIl llII

Now that Matt is back we can get a coveted directionless Matt-Felix ep

The Squash

I shot up out of bed. Fuck I suck.

Hardcore Virgin

I would pay good money for a documentary or series of pods about Matt’s recovery, what it says about language and the brain in general but also navigating healthcare family. Etc. Sell it. Could help with bills. Probs too invasive but still. shoot that shit on an iPhone. No need to gussy it up. Merry Christmas boys and girls. I’m glad everyone is alive.

Jason

Matt back on the show is unquestionably the highlight of my xmas

Michael S. Judge

"Crazy Joe's Folly" contains my #1 Dan Quinn moment, when he tells the story about threatening to fight a guy in jail, and then he interrupts himself with " – I said it slicker than that –"

DT

Somehow... Cushbomb has returned.

Anomalie

omg he's back 😭 I'm actually tearing up

K H

He should shoot a ceo selected by the patreons.

Paul Adam

This was so beautiful and heart-healing and also, now just imagining every policy decision in the Biden WH going down like the Remo Gaggi "look, why take a chance" scene in Casino.

K H

The friendly fire thing is just one of those things where you have to wonder if it was intentional and being covered up, or just intense stupidity. Like...how? 2 fighters? Were they simply shot down by Houthis? How do you accidentally shoot down 2 planes? There are 0 other enemy aircraft. Did they think they were going to get USS Libertied? It just seems very implausible this happened on accident.

cori

feeling extremely Blessed

TugNuggins

He's back... Will he continue to improve?

Trevor

A Christmas Miracle

Siddhartha

MATT’S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS

pepto_azymuth

Glad matt is back, and glad he is on the mend . I've listened since the beginning and I'm amazed it took this long for a chapo episode to have a kid making noise in the background. Comforting sounds for me and the other 12 listeners who have kids

The Playing Field

CHRISTMAN HAS RETURNED MORE POWERFUL THAN BEFORE

Mortimer Clue

"Our gerontocracy, they hang around because they're the only people with institutional knowledge anymore. Everybody else grew up in little pods - little goo balls [...] This system is doing things against the will of those in charge of it." - Matt Christman, August 13th, 2021, CushVlog: Friday the 13th: Jason Takes Wellbutrin

Chapo Bath House

Had Christmas dinner with my parents and their weirdest freak from university, whom I had never met. (Me and the retired government scientist who hadbt left northern Quebec in 40 years bonded over Matt Christman and Colin Dickey)

J.W.

Matt! We love you dude.

Iwilldoitagain

It’s so nice to hear Christman’s voice again! What a comfort!

Ozzie

Matt’s still got it! Bless the boy

Robert

It's January 6th 2025, a Toyota Prius C pulls up to the Capitol building, the Liberal Driller has come to save Democracy.

Dick Must Bust

Great to have you back Matt! All the best in your recovery.

VV0Sans

Indeed, it’s good to hear from ol’ Matt.

Joe Quigley

Having Matt back was great, but that Virgil reveal toward the end was fucking epic.

Mortimer Clue

he's not diminished. he's just like...forgotten the password to his mouth for a little while. don't bring that ignorant negativity to a christmas miracle like this. go read Donna Brazile's book and return to us humbled and transformed

Antipaganda

Matt, it's great to hear your perspective back again.

Antipaganda

Beautiful show. Love you all. Matt truly is the GOAT.

Chapo Bath House

It is a genuine loss for the world that Felix was not born a log cabin Republican. He would have been so good at it

Frances Mary

It is just so fucking great to have Matt back.

Elai Kehler

LETS FUCKING GO OUR BEAUTIFUL BOY IS BACK

Wealthy Benefactor

We are finally blessed with the presence of Crisp Mattman once again! I think the boys did a great job running the pod without him but he was always missed. The gang's back baby!

Dongo

We love Matt and we love the extended Chapo family and parasocial family!

Eli Osterberg

Yay! Love that Matt is feeling better!

Filius Fob

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatt!!!!!

Patrick Dalton

Omg I did a little dance at the reveal

Ricardo Pleasure

i've had a HORRIBLE fucking christmas. i have a stomach flu or food poisoning or something and i can't stop pissing out my ass and throwing up all the time. it has been an absolutely miserable day... until now. merry christman

Schwartz666

Hope u feel better homie

Jake Fires

Matt's back!!! Love to hear from our favorite large son!

rolfesam

Matt :) 💖

Jack

it’s so nice to hear matt riff with the boys again. truly the most wonderful time of the year

nahhhh

Legitimately so heartwarming to hear Matt back on the mic!

John Montana

So glad Matt is here! Legit the best Christmas present I could ask for 🙂

Hick Rhodes

They should Encino Man Matt and just run stuff by him that’s happened the past 18 months.

Isaac Andersen

Welcome back from your paid family leave, Matt! I hope you had a great time bonding with your new daughter, but it’s back to work with you. You’ve got a backlog of rants that I expect to hear by the inauguration

People's Housing Project

For me this year - fuckin, two now. BIG UPS to everyone making some Christmas smiles for some little ones, including those Chapo boys Also, for real congrats existing and raising kiddos, hope everyone's doing well (I'm full of Christmas chbooze)

Casey Edmondson

Every time Matt's on the mic it's a gift, and it's always been.

Ian Priest

Baby Christman's first podcast 👶

Schwartz666

The best way to spread Christman cheer is yelling loud for all to hear! ✊️

Wagner Koop

Felix with the Out For Justice reference, incredible

Buried Ledes

My heart grew three sizes with this episode.

TC

Thank you Santa, so glad to hear your voice again.

gillianreed

Because they are eating dogs, they are eating the cats that are in there.

Schwartz666

...and don't even ask me about my penis!

Wizard of Choice

YOUR GOD DAMN FUCKING RIGHT!!! Welcome back Matt.

Joe’s fat head

Fucking LOL at "the sniffing disease." Still got it.

Cody Pate

Matt's return is a real treat. Merry Christmas

Schwartz666

But then how would Baby Christman grow to be our Leftist John Connor? ✊️

Alex Kozak

Matt! What a wonderful Christmas treat! 🥹

Andrew

He’s back and he sounds great. I’m sure it’s been a long, hard road (pause), so I hope it felt as fun to record this as it was to listen.

Ben

Matt 🙏❤️‍🔥😭

Matthew

Christman returns 👑 🙌 💐 Doubters in absolute shambles 😤😩💀

Morgan

Awww the ending 💕💕💕

Kvvvy

Allowing felix free reign on fighter plane stuff is all I wanted for Christmas

Jacob

I missed Matt so much. Especially through this awful year of genocide. So happy he's better and back

Sam Bondurant

Closed on my first house last Friday and this surprise brought a bigger smile to my face

Christian Kaiser

His riffs get stronger each day, doctors saying riffing with the boys is the best medicine

Rahman

Omg I cried. Sorry this is weird but I feel so much better. Thanks to Chris, Will, Felix, and Amber. so much for making it work in his absence. It's honestly been great but I feel whole again

David Popoola

"she died while having sex with Ja Morant" I cackled

Luke

Matt's back LFGO

Cullen S

🎵REUNITED, AND IT FEELS SOOOOOO GOOD🎵

Nick Morolda

Saying “Christman” using the exact voice and cadence Frodo did at the end of that movie when he woke up said “Gandalf?”

Alex

Great episode!

Thomas Stevens

Matt being back on the show is the best gift you could possibly give. It hasn’t been the same show without him and its so great to hear his voice and insight again.

Jingle Jangler

BABY WE HAD TO BE DOWN SO BAD BEFORE WE COULD HE BACK THIS HARD LETS GO

Reece Coren

wait, what? Joe Biden is only 8 years older than Jill? I thought he was at least 30.

Warbs

Welcome back, Matt!

Alejo

My incredibly large son has returned 😭

Willm

Glad to have Matt back I've always listened to this podcast in kind of the same way as a dog whose owner turned the TV on when they left the house and it's much more soothing with more voices

syd

"entering a new phase" isn't that what they said about the queen lmao

Benjamin Button

Matt’s brain reset to factory settings that’s why he gives temperature in Celsius

gillianreed

The new guest has a lot of good riffs and chemistry with will and Felix. Hope to hear more from him soon!

birk

Compliments to the Chef, this man's brain has been cooked to perfection

Michael

😭😭😭

DS

All I wanted for Christmas was the return of Matt. Return of Cushvlog coming soon? Also, I thought the baby was a sound drop for half the episode because that kid had perfect timing, dropping e.g. when discussing Biden's pouting. Cushvlog co-host coming in several years?

Ian

lets gooooo

Michael

This was genuinely delightful to hear

Troogs

i love you Matt. ive been listening to old episodes of Chapo and the Grill Stream podcast feed. the podcast has not been the same without you. Will and Felix, you are fantastic too of course, and I’ve especially been loving the episodes with Alex. but the dry boys chemistry is just so amazing and ive been laughing so hard at the old material. and i’m just over the moon hearing Matt back on the regular show. Matt, you are honestly so incredibly inspiring to me. when i hear you “going off live” it makes me vibe at like 10,000GHz and i cant wait to be one with you and everyone else after we defeat the demiurge <3 im boxing-day-drunk btw if thats not obvious. i wouldnt be caught dead saying shit like this otherwise. Merry Christmas to Matt, Felix, Will, Chris, Amber, Alex Nichols, Derek Davison, all the others guests and my felllow fans 🤗

arnonaut

Welcome back Matt, great to hear your voice again.

Bean

Was not expecting this, what a genuine joy to hear him again

Matty C

Cumtown listeners encapsulates the POG experience as accurately as anything could

Oliver Elliott

The “who sits where at the Kennedy Center” is directly Kremlinology stuff from when they were a rudderless gerontocracy.

Migz

We Love Matt ❤️

Stop the Spread

It’s cringe. You don’t know that man. Unless you do…

cherry

MATT ❤️

FlawlessNirvana

"I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide."

Kyle O’Connor

Matt is back baby! Brings a tear to my eye

Pancy Nelosi

So happy to hear Matt again. Sending him strength and good health in the coming years. ❤️

Woodson Baldwin

Man have I missed Matt’s presence on the show.

Michael Ouderkirk

"Sniffing disease" Matt's back, baby. Matt's back.

owen

Felix sleeps in a cockpit

J P 3

Welcome back Matt! As far as the "friendly fire" incident is concerned, my wild speculation is that the Yemenis (Ansar Allah) probably fired a salvo of missiles towards the carrier group after they were bombed and that the F-18 was one of the objects heading in the same direction. The air defense systems shot down the missile salvo and the F-18. e.g. "friendly fire" is superficially true, but this never would have happened without a major assist from Ansar Allah and the stupid policy of sending a carrier group to the Red Sea to defend a genocide in Palestine.

Scott Gunsaullus

This was a great ep. Filled with aural delights, bathing in the warm glow of my parasocial fren and my Chapo fam.

T

So Matt was faking it to get time off work?

T

Just kidding I LOVE YOU MATT

Katie

So lovely to hear Matt! So happy he’s doing well and hearing the annoying baby kind of melted my heart. Wishing you all the best for the next year.

Gabe P

Matt must cast, it is the only way.

Back Bench Pizza LLC

Comedic timing and instincts made it through untouched. Beautiful

WillardsBane

soymaxxing and clapping my little toes and squealing in jubilation

Sean

The Xmas gift we've all been waiting for. 🥰

Tim O'

We call that praxis

Marisa

We love you Matt!

Matt Breen

Really great to hear Matt on the show again! Thanks for another year!

Rxk Lenderman

Matt and Felix doing monkeys and typewriters is among the best type of Chapo episodes

James Ashner

A Matt Christman-shaped Red Ryder Air Rifle for us all. Thank you 🙏🏼

Josh

Love you Matt

Brent

This counts as returning from the dead, no? Aptly named Christ-Man

David Bond

All our hearts grew three sizes today!

Chris

You’re damn right I am

Jake Estes

love hearing matt again

Emily

MATT

Jake Erickson

We love to hear Matt back on the pod again! Even better than the Cobra Christmas episode, many are saying

Tony Gonzalez

So great to hear Matt back on the show. Hope you’re doing well!!

Kevin A

Welcome back Matt!! Chapo gearing up for a big 2025

Courtney

Merry Christmas team!!!! Matt so happy you’re well! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💚💚💚💚

Anthony

Welcome back Matt!

Aaron Arabian

Love you Matt! Seriously so happy to hear your voice

Jerimiah

Return of the Matt!

Joel Helge

Love you guys. I'm moved by Matt's return. Happy for you and your family, and wishing you the very best in your continued recovery.

Harrison

So amazing to have Matt back. Christmas is saved!

Tucci

welcome back!

Evan Ringle

So great to hear Matt <3 Merry XMas Kings

Demented Avenger

Yes! Felix also passed his driver's test at the Cliff Road Station!

Sig-Free & Coy

Loving this Grima Wormtongue phase of U.S. leadership

Joe Coyne

Hearing matt made me tear up. Love you guys

HP

Biden is giving Pelosi the silent treatment? How can anyone tell amirite

m

Hearing Matt again :,) ❤️ happy holidays yall

Isaac

At the beginning of all this the guys and Amber responded to everyone asking how they could help and said “just please for the love of God give us space and be normal”. I was filled with dread because I didn’t think we were capable of that….but I’m actually really proud of everyone. At least as far as I’ve seen, everyone was normal, and anytime someone came close to crossing the line they got dogpiled and shat on. Good job everybody.

Barry Nixon

Missed you Matt ❤️❤️❤️

Isaac

The “Who? Her?” bit was great. There’s a new layer of comedic tension when you don’t immediately get the joke, and for a split second you’re like “Oh shit Matt isn’t making any sense, it must be the poo-brains” but then you actually get the joke and it makes it even funnier.

Isaac

It’s like a racecar bed that gets you EVEN MORE poon.

Isaac

Is that what Zizek has?

KyleMSherry

“…and Matt Christman, who did NOT die…” So happy to hear our boy again. Merry Christmas and a happy new year to all the Chapos ❤️

Isaac

Who?

Isaac

I can’t wait for the baby to join in on the intoxicated sing along intros. Being a baby is kinda like being drunk all the time, so it should work nicely.

Fr0id

Welcome back, Matt! We love you.

Adam Hurst

Hell yeah - sounding like a billion bucks, king. Merry Christmas to all you chapos and your families.

Shane-A112

Baba Vanga has returned to the chat

Andrew Ratcliffe

Matt is the reason I stuck with this podcast. His wit and humor really drew me in. The Hell on Earth Series is why I upgraded to Patreon.

Michael

Matt’s jokes were great in this one. He definitely still has it.

Michael

“Q vindicated.” Such an impactful line.

Brian Hartman

What a tremendous Christmas present this ep was. Matt had me rolling, so great to hear his quick wit again ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Hell Naw

Feel like we’re mayyyybe a month away from a classic Matt rant. The King has returned.

Brandt Donovan Pepin

This made my heart so happy! Grey wolf gang got its mama wolf back

Reece Coren

Felix’s thank you was SOOO cute🥹💗 thank YOU guys so much for being the only reliable news source in this fucking shit hole of a country!!! we will be here with you no matter what, till the bitter end!!! we love you all!! this podcast is so essential it should be nationalized and distributed into every American home like the fireside chats. wishing everyone a happy and healthy new year💗

Alexander Lawrie

God fucking yes Matt! It's like listening to Thomas Müntzer for the first time. Also, major props to Chris man, one of the nicest guys I've ever met. Come back to Scotland one day troops!

Andy Kraushaar

I am rock hard right now. Welcome back Matt ❤️

Toby

So happy Matt is back. 2025 looking a little bit brighter now. 🥳

ElmerHomero

Good to hear Matt's getting back his mojo, really needed that.

Fat Cobra

First Luigi brings happiness to the proletariat then Matt is back! Seems like 2025 is looking up! ARM PALESTINE

Quadabyte

The SNL stroke/heart attack gun cannot keep Matt down.

Ian Michael

Did you ever think that maybe it's what Matt wanted?

Lainah

shut up

Tyler Sutherland

Did you ever consider that maybe his health should come first instead of having him sit around for an hour not saying anything? Hell, his own baby prompted more attention from him than any of the topics in the podcast, and good on him; his priorities are his family.

J

Matt having a marx moment with his wife having to edit his writing for legibility

Swimaroo

I laughed, I cried, I stood up and clapped. God Bless ye' Matt Christmasman

Tom

He’s baaaaaackkkkkkkkkk

Graham

We are soo back

demonsweat

"Democratic Rep Debbie Dingle..." "COME ON!" Curd Curruthers Caucus is back!

Marc Gut

Oh? Didn’t catch that

Antonio Kaisen

Depending on when Instructor Torres was in the Army, he may have been my drill instructor because mine also did the insane shit eating trick.

Morty Klondike

Love these guys. Episode starts at 34:35

ZAP ROWSDOWER

What a treat for us hogs! Such a joy to hear from Matt. Happy holidays to everyone!

PrinceVocalFry

I'm spending Christmas with my family not to far from where Matt's from. I brought my 3 y/o daughter and wife out with my dad and step mom to a frozen lake where we used to sled and ice skate. And we all ran around and threw snowballs at each other. Settling down by myself with a beer and a classic chapo feels very cozy. I wish Matt's family all the best. I'm thankful for his work, especially on the long drive out here

Shane W

Had a stroke myself last year and can say from experience that one of the most healing things you can do for your scrambled brain, once you’re ready, is get back to your favorite activities again. Matt sounded great in this ep and I hope the more he does the better he feels!

Shane W

Matt my broken brain brother, you are an inspiration. May your hole and mine remain forever plugged. My invitation to the New Bedford Moby Dick Marathon stands for whenever you’re able to make it back east 🐳

Evysaurus

Im not crying you are! :’-)

Zach

Matt!!!!!!

THEKILLERWHALE

I do not get this as my impression was that the point of boot camp as to smash the grunts into the lowest rungs of a strict hierarchy. Doesn't your first direct authority figure eating shit in front of you undermine the very hierarchy they are looking to establish? What am I missing?

Zachary Wilson

Matttttttssss backkk!!! Welcome back king.

Will Menaker

Because if the guy drilling you is crazy enough to eat shit out of a toilet, then what do you think they'll do to you for bad training?

Andrew S

Not only does our big, sweet, Midwestern boy have the standpoint to talk about old and senile American politicians, he also has the standpoint to deliver the most whithering jokes about himself => "Ya know, it's tough to figure out, about the, wording or whatever but thanks to Biden for the inspiration." Hilarious... And I'm glad to hear from you (and your little one).

Bob J

❤️

Chris

Teared up a little bit when I heard Matt’s voice. So happy he’s doing better

alex

how did chris save matt?

Will Menaker

You pose like this was something Matt didn't want to do, like we're forcing him into coming on an episode, but you are really just complaining that his post-stroke performance wasn't up to your standards and are hiding it behind some concern for his family and health. Please fuck right off with this.

Sorkle

Welcome back Matt!

Matthew burns

Best episode of the year, welcome back Matt!

Maicol

Idk, pure speculation, but my guess was coming up with the book idea to raise money for his medical bills?

EaZy E

Or maybe he called the ambulance?

Randy

❤️

Magnus Nope

The thing about the house being sold for only 10 dollars is probably untrue its standard practice to list a nominal price of ten dollars on deeds and so forth that doesnt reflect the actual money spent my family had to do the same thing with their house

Jazminne Haywood

Welcome back Matt! Continue to heal! We miss you! So glad to hear your voice and laugh!

Michael

Found him after the stroke, called the ambulance. They asked him about it when he was promoting the book on American Prestige

alex

thank you Chris, very cool

Back Bench Pizza LLC

The “no problem” in the last couple of minutes killed me

S

The Second Coming

Juan Gonzalez

Are we all getting fighter jets after the revolution?

sailor corellia

Biden should do some John Adams Midnight Appointments-style bullshit and pardon the J6ers. They're going to be pardoned anyway. What's he got to loose?

Alex Weber

WE LOVE OUR MATT FOLKS DON’T WE! WE LOVE HIM!

Emily Richardson

Can Felix have a regular fighter jet segment? Lots of love and thanks to you all. You kept the spirit alive and gave Matt something to come back to. So happy to still have you guys in my ear. Ps. Love the episodes where Chris contributes more than usual. He’s so funny and insightful.

Jack Ross

He has come back to us now at the turning of the tide

owen

Biden’s seasonal depression is reminiscent of Funkhauser claiming orphan status at 70

Matthew Krueger

Miss me with this asshole edgelord horseshit. If you couldn't hear the lightness in their voices and the PURE celebratory vibe that ran through the whole ep, if this was exactly the kind of engagement you wanted then congrats dude. You, sir, are part of the problem. Kinda fucked to say indeed. Dick. I found all of it EXTREMELY heartwarming and it made me grin ear to ear. Not to mention "The sniffing disease" was the funniest one liner in the whole hour.

ben stryker

The once and future king!

Jordan Brewer

Happy holidays fellas and Amber! Glad Matt is back. Hope he can get to a theater for Den of Thieves 2 in the new year!

Tim Bednar

He is... Matthew the White now. He returns to us at the turn of the tide...

Chairman Corn

OH MY GOD I SLEPT ON THIS EPISODE TILL NOW? IM A GODDAMN FOOL

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So happy to hear Matt’s voice again and cracking jokes. Genuinely warm fuzzy feelings for my dead cold heart.

Garrat M

Our big beautiful general is back!!!!!!!!!! My cock is in hand and I will not let go of it till the new year

zona

In the limited field of "things that could happen on a podcast", hearing cushbomb back in action is one of the best Christmas presents I could ask for

ab

Matt ♥️

FREUDIAN NIP SLIP

Hearing Matt's voice is like that third glass of wine, warming with a buzz.

Shawn Dempsey

I’ve been rooting for you all year. Welcome back, king!

absoluteboi

even if he just makes the occasional appearance, it's nice to hear Matt. glad his recovery is coming along. best wishes for him and his family

K H

He should say it folks. Is he gonna say it? People are telling him to say. Ahhh he's not gonna say it.

Aaron

Missed your voice man. U still got it

Kamran Husain

please stop posting like this the fbi now brings treats for my dog after your posts

Chuck Newsome

Amazing gift to hear Matt’s voice again!

Tam Mansilver

Best episode of a podcast I’ve ever listened to. Welcome back Matt

Johanka

Hearing Chris was truly the best Christmas present. I literally screamed with happiness. Happy New year everyone!

Erik Bourre

GODSPEED MATT! WE FUCKING LOVE YOU MANNNNN

Gordon Schmidt

It's insane how much better Matt sounds. Glad he feels ready to come back to the podcast, honestly I think you guys did great without him but it's good to have him back. Really happy for his family that he seems to be recovering so well.

David Statman

MATT FUCKING CHRISTMAN!!!!!!!!! RAHHHHHHH

Alex

Welcome back Matt!!! Genuinely teared up hearing him back with the boys

James Browning

Ah ...Matt! So happy you're back! You guys got the band back together! A lot of love at the end of this episode. I love to hear it! Love you guys and look forward to what slop y'all produce next year! Stay slime! Yuzna style!

nick

What’s this about Chris saving Matt’s life? Is this figurative or did Chris literally find Matt on the floor and prevent him from dying?

parker

If I had to geuss it happened while they were recording no pasaran

SadSnack🥔

Loved hearing Matt ❤️ Merry Christmans

Ruby Dreadful

i signed back up for the patreon for Felix's new miniseries and got extremely excited to see Matt return. Yall have been killing it in his absence! i was gonna keep listening whether he ever had the ability to return, but seeing him come back genuinely gave me hope in a way i can't quite articulate. Thank you chapo

LOAF

Loved hearing Matt for a full ep again what a blessing

Clint

Yeah it's literally, Chris found him when they were about to record

K H

I delete a lot of them.

vvnstn

I wonder what Felix thinks about the rumoured 6th gen fighter jet test models from China that were spotted flying on 12/26

Savannakhet

'The White Emperor' is such a cool name

Greg Stelmach

thank you all for another year of amusement and laughs amid truly bleak world events and a tumultuous time in your personal lives. as long as you guys are picking up the mic and hitting record, i’ll be a patron. we all come for the irony and jokes, but it’s the sincerity of your love and friendship that gives power to your voices. without those we are fighting for, all that’s left is nihilistic rage. thank you all for continuing to shine your light amid the dark and gloom

Claudia I Diaz Combs

Thank YOU, Will. Keep on watchin movies 🍿🥤 🎥 -Claudia AND Carlo

Taxman

Merry Christman to All

Wyatt Parks

What an absolute joy and pleasure to finally hear Matt's voice again!! 🙌 we love you brother

Michael Polacheck

I just saw Matt for about 5 seconds on the baby boomer episode of My Generation on MSNBC. Did he get any more spots?

Thomas Sorensen

What a wonderful episode. Absolutely lovely to hear Matt again. Happy New Year Chapo crew, can't believe it's been so many years already

Mortimer Clue

as zizek said to christman: "that is wonderful. i love you" (verbatim. 2019 zizek episode. matt talks about US bonapartism. zizek declares his love.)

Philip Wailes

Thanks for the thank yous and the smiles upon smiles over the long tedious years guys. Twice a week every week for eight(?) years now is insane. Love the series so much and it’s incredible to hear Matt’s commentary again.

THEKILLERWHALE

Yes, that is the obvious explanation. But surely there must be more to this institution than just raw coercion, right? This isn't the British Navy pressing whoever they can onboard and then beating them into submission.

Antonio Kaisen

I really think that a lot of it boils down to shits n giggles all within a context of complete control. The entire training process is meant to breakdown the flinch reaction and build it into deliberate responses, part of that is ingraining the ability to react to ANYTHING. Maybe, in their weird heads, the shock value pushes the idea that we have no idea what we're gonna see and that we need to keep our heads when we see it; logically, we know that no one would actually eat shit, but to see the man in charge of your exercise, sleep, and meals deliberately eat shit to spite you and your efforts is a slap to the brain. He did it to us after like 3 days of hard training, so our sleep was inconsistent, making it more believable and impactful at the moment. All in all I do not recommend the infantry.

bruce

Matt actually landing in a bit is a true Rudy style moment. But like Rudy hitting a walkoff half courter to win the NBA finals. Type shit

Ascetic Blur

Welcome back Matt. You were deeply missed.

Patrick Moore

Happy to see you back Matt. Your presence is a gift

Joseph Shields

Matt was a beautiful Christmas present ❤️

Michael Balls Penis

Everybody’s lonely in this modern world but being a “Hot Socialist in your area” is especially lonely. In the workplace, among friends at social functions or at the public house you always think you are gonna meet people who are ready for a nice cold fresh glass of critique (carefully and calmly delivered I’m not a yeller) but invariably it’s just another “citizen” gurning in your face whilst gulping down the doo doo water. So you change the subject and chat about whatever’s been on the shit tube or which sports team is fighting its way to the top of the poo poo pile BUT; When the unending onslaught of feculent imperial grins becomes to much to bear I come here to, at least in a para social fashion, be among comrades and feel seen for at least one god damn hour of the day, and seriously; I don’t know where the FLIP I would be without it. From the bottom of my room temperature heart thank you guys so much for all that you do. It’s been a wild ride and it’s surely only gonna get nuttier. Produce at a pace that allows you to maintain your integrity, if there’s a seeming content gap looming I for one know I would be thrilled to just watch a stream of Felix playing flight simulators for an hour in service of a top notch episode later in the week. I would also settle for pictures of Chris’ feet. All joking aside, Love you guys bunches, wishing you a peaceful and pleasant New Year and see you all in 2025 for American Genesis: Evangelion featuring Donald Ikari. ❤️

Adam Hauck

Cannot express how wonderful it was to hear Matt’s laugh and contribution on the show again. Best Christmas gift in possibly a decade. Kudos to Will, Felix, Chris, and all your guests for continuing to produce worthwhile and entertaining content.

Alex

The return of Matt AND the Murder Bryan-esque flub of how Felix said "colomostomy bag"? What an absolute Christmas gift!

Frank Lee Dontcare

There was no palace coup. There's no way high level donors or the rest of Congress didn't know Bidens state. The public was let in late with the predicably terrible debate performance to prevent a contested convention. Full stop.

Bur Nur

Great to hear Matt getting back to his old self

Recursive Audio

Yayyyyy Matt!!! I don’t even know how to read but you bet your sweet bippy i bought Matt’s book.

Bi War Criminal

Matt made me pay for this show for the first time in my liife. Great marketing

Liz

MATT 😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ what a joy to have him back. Also, as a long time listener and fan of Chapo just wanna say we love all you guys too. Thanks for keeping us laughing and entertained through the years. Happy New Year, Will, Felix, Matt and Chris and all the Chapo rotating gang!

morguewolf

Genuinely one of the best episodes. Thanks, lads

Joseph Mabrey

WE LOVE IT DONT WE FOLKS?????!!!!!???!!!!

Titus Wright

So uplifting to hear Matt again. Anyone know the story of Chris saving his life?

Callie Bonds

Matt is back, CHRISTMAN MIRACLE. Best news all year.

Mike

They were recording together and Chris walked in on Matt actively having a stroke

Martin Lightgold

Great to hear you back, Matt. They say absence makes the heart grow fonder, and while I really do believe Chapo has remained consistently great, I really came to miss your own flavor of commentary and analysis on whatever topic was at hand. I know things won't be the same, but guess what, that's life, baby. As far as I'm concerned, it's better to accept it and enjoy the ride.

Matthew Dunn

Matt, Matt, Matt!!!! We love him folks!

Sam

To Felix's point about the turbo normie fighter pilots - my uncle is an ex navy fighter pilot and a 50-year old swiftie that has on multiple occasions argued with me in support of the high quality of AI art and music

Ennui

my crispy man back on the pod, you love to see it

Joseph Hooker

Is Matt even Christian???? If not, I might have just the thing for his health issues 😏😏

Jeremy Whitman

So happy to hear Matt’s voice again. Merry Christmas father Matt.

Fierce Deity

Really happy to hear Matt back on the mic. Love to him Amber and their girl ❤️

BL

Welcome back Matt!! 🙏 ❤

Fat_H

LETS GO MATT SO STOKED

Tamba

MAAAAAATTT

Son of El Topo

So good to hear from Matt again, what a great Christmas present for all of us!

Shartk

Love to hear it. The band back together. Thank you for handling things the Chapo way. Love and friendship between guys with motorcycles! Let's ride!

Latestagelarry

Thanks to all Chapos from our family to yours. You guys have helped us make sense of this wonkish world and renewed our hope ❤️

Greasy_Jones

I've been laid up with a trashed lumbar for the holidays, hearing Matt had me probably causing permanent injury by hooting too hard

Mitch Sabens

Having Matt back was such a great Christmas gift. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone!

TimBob RN

You cannot deny the return of the King , Steward

Kgrl128

So great to hear you, Matt!!!

Isaac Burns

Matt was sorely missed, fantastic to have him on this episode. Merry belated Christmas to everybody. ❤️🎄🎊

Hook miss

Any news on Matt’s book? Maybe I missed an update

Daniel Schepper

The rule of Chapo is mine and no others!! - Alex probably

Trazdat

Can’t wait to hear Felix go to town on the J-36.

TentInQuarantine0

As thrilled as I am to hear Matt is back, it's like, couldn't you just pretend to be an invalid until everyone got their copies of No Pasaran? We all bought it like 'in your memory' bro, what are you doing chilling on the pod?

the ayatollah of rocknrolla

how about you wait until februrary when theyve said the books are expected to be delivered before you start bitching when you hear matts voice you prick

Taylor Borie

It's a joke, and a good one at that

TentInQuarantine0

I got the book today!! So thrilled. Only I can't read.

Alex

Fuck Jalen Brunson

Hardcore Virgin

Correct 🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🦭🦭🦭🙏👄👄👄🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🦔🦔😢😢🥳🥳🚬🚬