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Libby Watson returns to the show! We discuss the weekend’s limited US strike on Iran and Trump’s baffling behavior around what already may be a winding-down conflict. We also talk Democratic & media responses, and where Iran might go from here. Then: all eyes are on Zohran in the NYC mayoral primary, voting is tomorrow, we discuss Zohran’s campaign and his chances of bringing this all home. Finally, we celebrate the love & marriage of an old friend of the show with their NYT vows section announcement. 

Find Libby’s new show “What’s All This Then” wherever you get podcasts, and all her other links here: 

https://linktr.ee/whatsallthisthen

New merch for the summer up at https://chapotraphouse.store

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Talcum Gladwell

Been in a coma for a month, what’s new?

Evan Pitkin

Been a long minute since Libby was on the show. Good tidings!

Clean Beans

What's All This Then mentioned!!! Shout-out to Libby and Charlotte!! (:

Garrett

This mf said Zorhan

Jonathan B

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER!

JD Nonce

I wasn’t going to vote for Zohran until Stavvy and Nick Mullen told me to on IG. I am now 66.6% convinced to vote for him…

ploob

Yay! Felixs' sister next🤞🤞🤞

Jeremy

Cardi B has a new album. I think that’s it pretty much.

Jon

Nice, Libby’s great. The Thomas episode of What’s All This Then had me dying

jetsfan

Thank god for my slop doing an overnight

Reed

Bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran

Travis

Felix begins speaking at 1 minute and 23 seconds tonite

Ant koz

Hell yeah this is the return of an all time great guest right here.. I’ve listened to the post Limbaugh death episode a bunch over the years, Libby rocks!

MoldyTolge

It was the SciFi series called Ascendence and yes it should’ve been renewed

NYCM&AHole

Double D Mcelwee is such a fucking freak

Goonba

Bomb Israel

Goonba

Death to Israel

Goonba

No survivors

Reed

It will be a big bomb promised to them 3000 years ago folks!

Andrew Cross

can’t wait for Felix to be calling the other last Jew in New York a debauched triple goy

MCL

Zohran was incredible when he was in charge of those teenagers and the gay robot and now that he’s escaped from the glass thing he’s ready 2b mayor

THEKILLERWHALE

Say what you will about Libby but when shits going sideways, give me a riffer.

Agent Grange

Girl math, but it's the ballistic targeting computer guiding the GBU-57 bunker buster.

Taylor Markey

The McElwee wedding is so specifically my personal hell that it almost feels targeted.

Andrew Cross

those two guys were so awesome lmao

Noland Hair Cave Spelunker

Re: Irish latinas. The biggest demographic of immigrants coming to Ireland is south/Central Americans. We are only a generation away from actual Irish latinas.

K H

Kamala would have bombed Iran because the most passionate people in the room would yell at her.

K H

Hot af. Would be great to complete the breeding program and introduce the Peruvian Japanese to thicc Irish stock.

K H

Woke math. You know they are going to start talking about DEI if it doesn't look good enough. Actually I think they already did, talking about Iran's ability to have hypersonic missiles. No DEI universities in Iran was what they said. We are going to convert to Islam as a country. Possibly ironically, then sincerely. Saladin as Chad.

Steve D

Cannot be understated how much your average conservative voter despises and fears Gruesome Gavin. If he leans into that, I am very bullish on his chances.

Gubriel

Whoah there pal

K H

Zohran bringing that sleeper "Go ahead, I don't shop here." energy.

Andrew Cross

K H stands for kwisatz haderach right

Shiv

I swear we need S8 of Avergence 😩

Clay Perry

The detail about requiring everyone to write a letter for the wedding is so great since there is 100% overlap between the people invited to this wedding and people who use chatgpt to write anything longer than a tweet. You got no real heartfelt letters! Just dumb slop from your shitty associates!

Blue Myself

Kerrick Flynn sounds like the name of Wolfe Tone’s most overeager supporter, who died at Vinegar Hill by tripping and rolling head over heels into British bayonets.

bruce

if you die of heat stroke while waiting in line to vote for Cuomo, you go to Liberal Valhalla

Blank

The Expanse hell yeah, all power to the belters

Tim O'

When the piano came in at about 38 minutes, I thought an ad was starting for a second

T

What did Felix say before "I'm an AFAB"?

Mountain Dew Or Crab Juice

"If you vote for Zohran, he's going to kill you." Stop, stop; I'm already voting for him, no need to convince me.

Will Sundstrom

You should have Charlotte on soon too!

Henry

I'm morbidly curious about the kind of guy who votes for Cuomo because of a Glenn Dubin endorsement.

John Lima

Shane Carwin mention!

John Harwood

We need “The Fudge” merch now.

pwners_manual

Finally, I get to try out some of my punny polling firm names. Here's two on a common theme: Factorial Facts, or Factful Fractals.

Laurel

“I’m she they”

Matt T

The Boston accent that lady did in Reacher 3 was was a New England minstrel show.

LPO Crane Jefferson

Whitney Tilson's YouTube ads are not well written because there is one specific one that was using language that was connotative for Zohran that was running before the debate. Everytime I saw it, I was like is this supposed to be tearing him down?

ploob

Just one of my moms

Nick

Oye Beltalowda

C. Andrew

Eugenics but to create the baddest baddies.

Dyyyyylan

Is Felix back in NYC? Thought he moved to LA.

Ty G.

Libby is one of the OG Chapo goats

C. Andrew

Hearing about that losers wedding at the end made me insanely grateful. I was just at a friend's wedding which was a blast and beautiful and heartfelt and had zero cruelty squad targets walking around it. Made me cherish this past weekend even more.

Alex Manescu

I would’ve gone with “Waiting for Fordow”

eza

Oliver Elliott

My go-to comparison for Gavin is the sleazy guy who tries to negotiate with Hans Gruber.

Sam

Went to a wedding recently and the couple identified the tables by tarot cards instead of numbers, and before I went in the boomers outside warned me I better be prepared for some absolutely wild no-rules tradition breaking event

YungCereza

Every time you guys mention Brianna Wu I feel a chill down my spine as if I'm being challenged to a duel by a mind-rōnin

Karl Childers

they should say the date is whatever date i get around to listening to the episode

Nathan

You get to be the safety officer scolding the conservatives at the socially distanced lil nas x concert for eternity.

bruce

are you with me dr wu

Oliver Clozov

i agree honestly they should make the show date be the date of whatever topic theyre discussing. so for example the episode on the crusades would be 8/15/1096. would make it waaaay easier to understand the references and follow what they're saying

CHET_BIGTRUCK

Libby is podcast guest royalty, don't keep her on the bench so long next time

Rooti Tooti Giuliani

DeBlasio was an objectively bad mayor. I think Zohran will be much better for nyc than that clown.

king_von_diesel

Why would you psychically harm me by mentioning Brianna wu

pdschmidty

My only regret is having boneitis

James Proulx

This is all pretty ridiculous but I’m glad that Will threw in the comment about how he’s making light of it but this is still a serious matter. It’s hard to have confidence in this whole shitshow not getting incredibly dangerous. The good news is that Iran seems to want nothing to do with a war with the US.

TLT

great ep, I said ewwwww out loud when it was revealed who the wedding announcement reading series was about

Melissa Ingle

Would love to never hear Felix talk about being bricked up again.

Michael

It’s insane how many irritating internet “personalities” came out of Gamergate.

regular bird

man i hope i never hear about nyc again

king_von_diesel

I lived and worked in New York during the De Blasio years. Why was he so bad

Jake Zydek

Ana Kasparian defended Trump as a peace candidate just months ago

Snooder87

Woah, Brianna Wu is showing up again? Lol.

Lukas Kuligowski

So glad to hear Libby again, she's always a stellar guest

Ryan

The most mentally stunted among us learned that you can monetize your illness for a lot of money in 2013

Chapo Bath House

This is any time Adam Friedland guests on a show with a Jewish host

Justin Stanley

Libby should be permanent third mic until Matt is fully back IMO

Tom

My culture is not a costume

Lena

As an Irish latina person we do not claim Kimberly gargoyle

agab

great Felix ep

fried egg

between cm punk drama in WWE and rachel acheson, the XVX community cant stop taking Ls

Robert Sayre

No airtime for "Paperboy Love Prince" in the mayoral election?

Oliver Clozov

alcoholic time math joke felt like a precision guided strike on my lifestyle oof

Rooti Tooti Giuliani

Removed the trash cans that were on nearly every corner in the city (my biggest issue with him), his housing policy was lukewarm at best with the homeless situation having gotten worse under his administration are my main gripes among many others. Universal pre-k was good but it was a drop in the bucket.

etienne

Eric Eldritch

K H

Harold I've had enough of you! (Sopping) For the last time you're mashugina! I don't know why I put up wit it!(solid enough to cut a diamond(he's a jewlaaa))

K H

Time is always right to find Jesus. You know who the best of planners and disposer of affairs is though?

K H

Nobody wants anything to do with a war with the US...the problem is making the US feel that way.

Tom Joad

Dude, same. Lol

K H

That was an amazing pull. I laughed so hard. Because yea, that's him.

K H

Seems pretty good honestly. I always assumed mayor was kind of a fake position designed to absorb corruption.

lewis kirvan

If libby is on more, my wife might be able to actually listen to chapo....

ploob

No holds barred reception

protob1

The American strike was a painful but valuable lesson for the people of Iran. The Americans cannot be negotiated with. This time Iran will accept the mutual defense pact the Russian Federation offered, and next time it will be Russian planes and AA systems defending the skies. The next act of aggression is coming; it is inevitable. Iran must accelerate towards nuclear first strike capability, even if this does not deter the homicidal maniacs in Washington it will buy them some time. The war between NATO and a Euro-Asian coalition is approaching, fast. Now is the time to chose sides. Let there be WAR!

ERIC

Holy shit the cumtown endorsement effect is real. Thank God Adam didn't fuck this up for everyone.

Mr Boof

Rookie mistake of letting your gf know what cum town is

etienne

Zohran you have to stop you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch too bad. They'll kill you

etienne

ask the Armenians how good the russians came through

Zach Young

Can jews finally come back to New York City? I haven’t followed very close to see if Zohran was proposing a birthright/Aliyah type of policy for American Jews in diaspora to return to the only place we are staff NYC

Jerimiah

I hope Zohran remembers to execute Chris Matthews in Central Park. Promises made, promises kept.

Clay Perry

Have Derek Thompson on now

Doug K

40:00 for real though bring back the expanse

Dee Rubes

The animal sanctuary where they got married is infamous for management that neglected animals and abused staff. They then filed SLAPP lawsuits against whistleblowers.

Zach G

Hell yes. Libby rules!

Zach

Zohran for the fucking winnnnnnn

Son of El Topo

Well, Felix got bricked up apparently

KyleMSherry

Loving the amount of Felix Lore we got in this ep

Dylan

When it comes to bad plastic surgery in Trump’s orbit, how is nobody talking about Caroline Leavitt? She’s only 27!! 😩

Alex Weber

This doesn’t come up in the episode but the Felix JD Vance bit where he goes “Oosher Oosher” gets me everytime

king_von_diesel

Assuming Craven Moorehead isnt just a handle, you can always pivot to a rogue class. Or maybe a druid. There's always time

Shane

Will talks about Netanyahu the way Jesse talks about Mr. White in Season 6.

Andrew Fedje, Conduit of Corn

I was gonna follow Libby's new pod, but I'm a 1% (milk drink)er, and after the slander I endured on her last appearance on Guys, I simply can't abide.

drunk cig

My friend's mom's boyfriend who's in the army got sent to Germany to stage for moves into the middle east

Throw Away

BYOB is true Abundance praxis

Reece Coren

dying at the thought of trump driving south jersey like that 2015 video of him and barron so he can get out at each gas station and yell at the arab guy pumping gas to stop raising the prices

blazed uncle

Libby’s always a great guest

Reece Coren

hegseth as henry hill for his 8 am press conference was so good

K H

Sorry I can't be gay like you wanted!

Nathaniel Weiner

Nice seeing LW doing the Trinity of Chapo, YKS, and Hollywood Handbook

Kinetics Video

I think the word being reached for is "gestalt," which interestingly enough is what transformer Fandom people call the combiner robots, so it's very funny if "transformer guy" is the word non-hypernerds use instead

Kinetics Video

"It's not a real argument like is Cum Town bad" New immortal Felix bar

William Hubel

Debate is their love language” had me so shook

Robert Karnick

Learning Felix doesn’t drink and Will loves the Expanse makes me happy

Will Wade

She's an honorary Chapo

Kinetics Video

Someone go to Venice and trap Jeff Bezos in an escape room that teaches him about the importance of The Expanse

Reece Coren

gruesome gavin as the boneitis guy was so good

Kinetics Video

Russians don't have a great capacity for stopping a Turkish proxy that's willing to put boots on the ground (see Syria). Iran has that bit covered pretty sure

Kinetics Video

If you could have told me five years ago Israel would lose a propaganda war so hard it would bring Wu back into currency as a self-appointed spokesperson

Alef Khoury

Please have Libby back early & often! She’s always been awesome in her own right, but after listening to this ep it’s also clear that her presence activates some dormant power in Felix that turns his banter up to 9,000 💎

Carbisari

I would've crashed that wedding and sat at the Tower table, if only to freak the bride and groom out.

Sam

idk anything about Tarot, it was neat and fun but each guest also got their own personal card at their seat and mine said “Fear of failure, missed opportunities,” an accurate call-out I was unprepared to receive

etienne

but then they did not?

Adam Murphy

Mt Rushmore Chapo guest. The only good Brit now that Bowie is dead.

Gwen Hunt

Libby is such a great guest

Max Joyner

Hooting and hollering over Will correcting Felix about the Expanse, definitely a show worth threatening suicide over

Reece Coren

loving all the casino references since the movie ep

Eamon Short

Hey! It's the only 'Lib' who doesn't get the bullet! Always a blast to have her on the pod!