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Despite the presence of returning guest Katherine Krueger, we still managed to make one of the grossest episodes in a long time. After a brief discussion of whether or not Taylor Swift will cause a baby boom, we answer some Dear Prudies about several families with shit-related problems, a neighborhood witch, a cartoon dad, and the worst prank of all time. 

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Topher

LEGGO

Jo

First!

JD Nonce

Looking forward to this. I do like a chapo girlfriend episode but when will we get an episode with Felix’s gf

Kollie123

Damn I expected an Adam appearance after his latest interview

JDF

Kath Kontent !! 👍🏻🙏🏻🌺

Mungo Franczak

Just listened to the entire ep and disagree with everything said in the entire episode

Slumbertron

Congrats to Chris, his wife, and his new baby! I should have posted this under the episode where you announced it, but I’m drunk now and that seems hard.

etienne

she goes to a different School. in Canada

Ian

i didn't listen to it and never will and i agree with everything they say in it to achieve a full net zero effect

JD Nonce

Oh just like my very hot gf!!!

Sage

"I'm like an Orientalist for Lesbians" is one of my favorite things Felix has said in a while

claus_mc

Who's producing and getting these eps out early, shaming Chris (congratulations on the new arrival, enjoy your time off!) while he's on pat leave??

ZeeBee

Just posting this here because I'm really proud and don't know who else to tell - big ups to Adam for that interview with Bitchie Torres.

jer

Poop and pee

NYCM&AHole

See, Chris IS to blame for all the late eps.

claus_mc

Some keen intern doesn't know they're throwing shade

ploob

More Katherine please!

Travis

Felix begins speaking at 1 minute and 32 seconds god dammit!

True Horror Productions

Taking turns reading tear filled memoriams for pig hole which closed down after 40 years of being the classiest bar in town

Sage

Virgil (indirectly) MENTIONED

Son Goku

Love when i stay up late enough for the new chapo to come out just in time to justify staying up even later.

Chapo Bath House

Their hard drive isn't clogged with 2 terabytes of Felix rubbing his beard on the mic. Give it time

Timothy Buttons

I think this is the third episode that Felix has brought up pulling shoestring out of a dog's asshole

king_von_diesel

I tell my lesbian sister to flex her biceps in front of my fiance to make her jealous. This hits me right where I live.

Andrew Cross

Katherine episode let’s gooooo

Glenn Youngkin Did Nine Eleven

I totally would eat the roses off of an in-law’s wedding cake. I pretend like I’m gonna do something this unacceptable all the time for yucks

Wesley

Someone should probably tell him that doing that can fuck up the dog's intestines

NYCM&AHole

Don’t make excuses for slop delayed Wade

Ricardo Pleasure

the guy who is constantly leaving shit on the toilet seat isn't an issue of aiming wrong or having a misaligned asshole, he clearly just shits his pants regularly and it gets all over his ass so when he sits on the toilet seat he leaves a bunch of smeared shit on it. i've taken care of elderly and infirm people who did this

angel

Yea yea, an ep for us Kath-heads

Schwartz666

Keeping us on our toes, like when sensei sometimes attacks me mid-shit.

Swimaroo

Crazy timing became I took probably the biggest poop in recent memory this morning (Tummy feeling much better) and I pine sol-Ed, scrubbed and took a shower. Wasn't even late to work😎👌✨️

Axel H.

This doesn't sound like it's gonna be a "listen to while eating lunch at work" episode...

Justin Bagby

One of one I can only figure.

Alex C

'I'm like an orientalist for lesbians' -Felix, mod of gayvis subreddit

Xi Jinpenis

I really don't understand the fascination with Taylor Swift. There's nothing there. Just an empty vessel or a rorschach blot. Then again maybe that's the secret of her success, people can see whatever they want.

Nathan

All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor’s Version)

Stealtreasure

The answer to all the advice is immediately shit on the toilet seat.

Hog_bawls

I can imagine the jerk off in the hand guy as more Al Bundy. With a hysterical teehee as he goes to wake his wife up.

Agent Grange

I'm old enough to remember the first time Will floated this idea of a king and queen of America but last time Katherine wasn't here so he specified that we should get to watch them fuck nasty on national television. Edit: nevermind it came up again later in the episode and he stood ten toes down that we should watch them slam. You gotta respect that.

Evan

Eh. She's made a lot of good songs.

Tucci

You don't "do moons" you hang them

Agent Grange

Pumping a load into your wife's hand when she sleeps and telling her to "find the funny" is a dark mirror of what I could become if I don't learn to stop doing things for the bit or become fully jokerfied.

Jim

‘Calling Henry VIII’s toilet attendant!’ ‘Fetch the hay & help me shift this bloater!’ This is getting very peasant mindset in the year 2025. Canterbury fails is right! Bachelor pad / don’t clean every lazy slap-dick beard hair in the sink (who uses an actual razor, anyway?), but if anyone stays, there’s a master bath which i will use exclusively (queue Richard Lewis & his 7 toilets on early CYE) & do clean to a higher standard in a way that’s verifiable and sets the bar higher and pray the sharing of walls shall be temporary…

Junes2k

Tell Katherine I hope she feels better.

Declan Kennedy

shout out to Kath for the totally unexpected Virgil joke, hit me like a tonne of bricks in the best way

dog stone

that totally flew over my head, what are you referring to?

LeCafeCheval

You truly are the King of Kings

Horse Badorties

Thanks, this is awesome. Especially the interview afterwords.

drewb

"Homer and the Moomoo" made me realise just how far down the Darmok timeline we are

b-rar

I hope Felix continues to use "impenetrable" on every ref to lesbians from here on

Talcum Gladwell

Felix drops the most wholesome laugh he’s ever recorded at 18:05

mersham has some bad news

well goddamn i have to get to work and that was my only shoe lace … and unlike some of you plutocrats i dont have the time to wait for the dog to shit it out completely

Talcum Gladwell

Shoutout to all the alpha uncs who were reading Katherine and Libby daily across the original Gawker family years before the modern Slopissance. I was more pumped about meeting her after the 2022 Portland show than I was about the boys (obviously, retrospectively, meeting pre-stroke Matt was the biggest grace)

SoConfused

Bart, his shorts eaten

Andrew Buchner

"I've done moons" -Will Moonaker, 2025.

hu4d

Odd timing on the poop-themed episodes given the recent Ethan Klein revelations lol

hu4d

If I had to guess, it's 38:50 "An autist whose bathroom issues come to dominate your life". I don't get the reference though

Matthew

Barney and Homer at Widow's Peak!

Bronagh M

I’m sad about the travis and Taylor news because I wanted Taylor and Felix to end up together.

Lucy

Wait did yall know that the 17 year old TS dated was RFK Jr’s son lol

Tommy U

29 year old ben living with his parents… wow another seeking derangements ep

danny

damn and he works in an office? do you think theyre constantly buying him new chairs

Mountain Dew Or Crab Juice

"Just clean the toilet with whatever's available." That's going to be your bath towel if you don't teach your adult son to either shit in the bowl or clean up after themselves.

Jonathan G

Can they say this stuff?

Chairman Corn

Like and share if you’re a part of the chapo baby boom caucus (you’re a parent)

Nick Perri

Hasn’t the gang regularly shit on Kath’s new employer for being a performative dandy weirdo?

Doug Cartel

I'm gonna guess that Gaylor Swift truthers watched too many shows and cartoons that were subtly hunting at characters being gay and decided that that was how real life worked, just kremlinologizing chin-tilts and hand gestures into oblivion

Marshall Steinbaum

Fun Tim Carney anecdote: I was once with him at a closed-door Cato Institute confab (!!!) where he said we can’t make the welfare state too generous or else he won’t be able to teach his brood of children (presumably conceived through infectious contagion) how to be good, moral people by taking them volunteer to soup kitchens.

Doug Cartel

God I once lived in this apartment where it would be 2am and the people above me would start....dragging furniture in circles or something, I have no fucking clue what was going on so whenever I heard shouting I'd think it was a domestic I think at least one person had a night shift

Linden Evelyn

Always know it’s gonna be a good episode when Katherine shows up!

Warbs

We need more Felix parenting tips

lake

Lesbian here, Felix has got it exactly right

Blank

Kath is Kueen

Doug Cartel

Love being a fully grown adult, seeing a delicious cake and going 'ooooh!!' and wiggling all my fingers while holding my palms at shoulder height, perpendicular to the floor

Doug Cartel

Ok no saying 'find the funny' is psycho shit even if you're not jizzing in a sleeping woman's hand

sarah

Will saying PERIOD, PERIOD like Hesse 🥹

Do Golems Dream of Ceramic Sheep

Will continuing to advocate for a Ret𒄷rn to Ancient Mesopotamia (l'm enough of a nerd to track down the Unicode for cuneiform. In my defense, l am on the clock)

corey krajewski

For the non Swifties in the comments, a point of clarification. The 17 year old Taylor dated that Felix mentioned is Conor Kennedy, son of RFK jr

katie

Yay Katherine episode

Mac

Missed opportunity to use Simpsons screen grab of “No Ben, No!”

KyleMSherry

Really fun typing “which impractical jokers got me too’d” into Google as a result of this episode (Murr was also Me Too’d in addition to Joe Gatto)

Nathan

Will, stop hating women and make Katherine permanent 3rd mic 😤

andrew rogers

Screaming Females ruled I know he's on paternity leave but that pick makes me think Chris is still choosing the outro songs

Trey

Nationalezz Taylor Swift

Jack

Marissa Paternoster/Screaming Females. Another example of New Jersey excellence

Evan Scott

God i love that screaming females cover, great choice

nick

Oh man one of these prudie questions just unlocked a memory. When my brother got married he asked me to help make a video of his bride’s childhood home videos, so her dad sent me some DVDs of his digitized camcorder footage from the late 80s and early 90s. Sure enough there was footage of dance recitals and birthday parties - but it was interspersed between many more clips of the dad and his friends chilling on a boat at some lake. Behind the camera the dad is zooming in and out on women’s boobs (all among friends, everyone is laughing), and in an indelible turn of phrase that I think about almost daily, he narrates “What can I say, I’m a total breast maniac!”

THEKILLERWHALE

First Dear Prudie is definitely fake. With that said, I have zero respect for these kind of witches. When did we ever think it was a good idea to respect our elders?

Benj

All Bens check your ass

Mattc83

Felix on fire this episode

sarah

Bidets solve all these

Zack Burke

The episode name is a reference to the famous Chapo Halftime special starring Dasha.

Patrick

Great episode. The band at the end sucks.

Yairo Martis

You ever notice how the clever dialogue dries up when a guy soils his union suit?

rextopher

was that an intentionally terribly rendition of that song? or is somebody like, “look i fixed it?”

James Browning

Please publish Felix's "Canterbury Tales II"! I'd buy that for a dollar!

Yairo Martis

I'm genuinely curious. Is Chris still providing pitch perfect needle drops? That cover of Shake It Off by Screaming Females from The AV Club is freaking fantastic.

Yairo Martis

Oh yeah, Virgil did infamously have problems dodooing out his ass.

Ascetic Blur

Moving your daughter in law into your backyard shack and forcing her to clean your shitty underwear is some alpha power move shit y'all.

jay a smoot

Holy shit I love the choice of screaming females at the end, one of my all time favorite bands

Richard Cochnar

Cover song at the end of the ep is better than the original

NYCM&AHole

So that’s what happened to Dasha

jbuck2112

I wish I was a Butt Medusa. I'd dress like Donald Duck. People would respect me.

The wazzzzaaapp bud light dude

Autistic office worker who can’t control his bowels is 95% of Chapo listeners. No surprise to get called out by our mortal enemy: evil woman who has make work remote job.

jjmm

Holy shit lol Photobucket. Haven't heard that in years

Sam

Stoked to hear Felix drop a ref to my alma mater, Stony Brook University, the #1 school on the Washington Post’s “what fucking state is that school even in?” metric for the 2016 NCAA basketball tournament.

Adam Urato

The bit about being impacted by the pooping habits of an autist

grymm

Kevin?

floppy md

Great, now I have to try and explain to my wife why I was yelling “SLAP HIM WITH THE CUM HAND” from my office

Return of The Mac 2nite

America was on the right side of history for WW2 but that doesn’t make for “good war”. The very premise of nuclear annihilation stems from the fact that Americans used nukes specifically on civilian targets. Nuclear arms might have just been another tool in the military arsenal had it not been for the sadistic nature of the US war machine.

Claire Simon

Felix you are welcome to do field research at the Wild Rose Bar anytime you want

Michael Rosen

Per Felix, I wonder what terrible thing my ancestors did

T

He hired Kath, so he's at least doing something right

T

Flanders, when the walls fell

hamburglar

It’s screaming females and the singer has an obnoxious voice/style

Ben

When I was a freshman in college I had 5 roommates and we all shared one bathroom, and my one roommate would genuinely shower for like 45 minutes every time he took a shit

jerran12

a poop related episode? but you guys just had caleb cameron and patrick on recently!

Matt

Wasn't that lost shoe bit stolen from Look Who's Talking Too?

kellgore

WORLD IS SWIFT BILLIONS MUST SHAKE IT OFF

andrew rogers

I don’t get punk music. Why don’t they just sing good instead of bad? ☝🏻🤓

Twistedsister

Flawless advice from start to finish

ShutUrMustache

Americans have the dirtiest asses in the developed world. Get a bidet you filthy beasts.

Jake

Why would anyone complain about Katherine’s voice??

The Real Spiro Agnew

Excited for all those podcast-clip YouTube channels to make "Chapo Trap House - Potty Humor Supercut"

Kinetics Video

That's what they mooned him with, assholes

Dongo

Queen shit literally 👸 💩

Dongo

We love kath don’t we folks

Kinetics Video

This is so multi-layered stupid in addition to being evil. Sometimes I wonder how any libertarians survived to adulthood. They must all have helicopter mother-girlfriends stopping them from walking straight on to the highway or playing with the fusebox.

Reece Coren

the guy who ate the frosting off the cake and let the kids get in trouble was John Fetterman

Kinetics Video

There's a straight line from Tumblr Teens to transvestigators, as always

Paul Adam

You know, until I listened to this episode, I never drew the connection between "white people don't live in big multi-generation households like the rest of the world" and "white people are completely depraved oafs."

Luisa

Guy using meemaw’s quilt to wipe bbq sauce off his mouth is 1000% Jacques

Kinetics Video

I hope he joins a gorilla troop and disappears into the mountains, last known recording he's gently and thoroughly explaining why the end of MGS 2 made people so mad to an animal

T. S.

Would you rather he smelled like shit?

Stephen

I think we know that all the male subjects of the advice column articles are, in fact, Travis Kelsey...

Reece Coren

crying at the impractical jokers part at the end. didn’t Q and Murr also get me tooed 😭

Declan Kennedy

this was it yeah, former host and man about town Virgil Texas was famously autistic and loved to murder toilets which I can only assume came to dominate his life during covid lockdown can't remember the exact episode, might have been CPAC, but the other hosts interrogating him about why he left a plunger handle up in the toilet at their Airbnb is forever etched on my brain

Xi Jinpenis

That's a good example of what I'm talking about. You think she wrote those.

Aaron Friedland

thats what homie wants lowkey but he is too afraid to ask

Jabroni Ludd

Plug for ‘Looking for the good war’ by Elizabeth Samet about wwii myths, also if interested read studs terkel for on the ground reporting

Horse Badorties

Because they have never heard Liz Franczak

aKg

“Being a lesbian is like playing a super impenetrable rpg” 😂😂

VibeOrDie

I didn’t hear about Q. Sal as always the innocent one

Zakir KH

Funniest part of this episode for me was their depiction of family

Kinetics Video

Murder butt child bit seems very Stephen King to me

drizzly_november

Who was recently off fighting as a volunteer in Ukraine. The anti- PissPigGranddad

etienne

Shinji doing a epic prank on Asuka [Neon Genesis Evangelion [Gainax; 1995]]

Schwartz666

Came here to say this. Immediately Shazam'd it!

Bamberoni

Screaming Females are a sick band. Both their older and later stuff, it crushes

Ham Stroker’s Jackula

“Honey I’d like you to meet my parents, and uncle Jon and Aunt Linda and of course my sister Sandra I’m sorry Dr Sandra were so proud of you sis… and of course my brother Muddbutt”

ploob

Lotsa grinding Lotsa fetch quests

ploob

He's not tickling her face with a feather after, that's what's wrong!

Michael

Will chose those letters to get out of visiting Katherine’s family

etienne

I'm not like over the top about it but if I have to take a dump then not shower after I feel sullied in some fundamental way. I guess I should get a bidet but im lazy

ploob

Somebody is like "look I fixed it"

Josh Martin

The dear prudence portion of this ep should just be subtitled "white people problems" There is no world autistic or not I am dealing with someone else's shit constantly

Biscuit

Question your choices

Wrought

What is that shake it off cover at the end good lord

Justin Kase

Is Ben related to Robert Maxwell?

Jessica

theres a lesbian bar in columbus called "slammers" and two mocktails and two tiny tiny tiny pizzas were like. 90$ im not even joking

Bingus

The shake it off cover at the end is like *impressively* shit. Unreal.

Ed Millibunz

Shake it out, shake it off, get it off, get it off me! Get it off me!!!!!

Cameron Van Berkum

Does anyone have the timestamp for when the skid mark story is over?

Cameron Van Berkum

Right there with ya, sister. I'm skipping over that prudie entirely

Aizen

If anyone can find the link to the article about the guy defiling the cake, please send it to me, I've been thinking about it since yesterday

Antipaganda

Kruger! I see Kruger, I listen immediately!

cole

i never comment but damn katherine lmfao very good

Antipaganda

As an autistic person, I can confirn, our shitting process is a ballistic delight. We call it "shittillery", and we share tips to get the most distance. Ben clearly needs to learn how to calibrate his aim, which is easily done with the use of olive oil and paddle pop sticks.

Antipaganda

Wait. They knew the kids were innocent, and still punished them? Psychotic.

Antipaganda

The way to the Chapo Renaissance.

Axel H.

Wet wipes go a long way.

Aizen

The parents didn't know the kids were innocent. Only the original poster and her husband knew the truth.

Aizen

44 mins in

leonard

i miss screaming females

Baby J

Young personal injury attorneys still rocking the John Candy vibe.

Jake

Liz’s voice is even more pleasing. I feel bad for enjoying her recent sick voice so much

Kelley

I actually kinda like it

Let's Get Medieval

Incredible "Play It All Night Long" reference from Will.

Jackson

The “kids mooning Matt gave him his stroke” joke really really got me. The image of him going red mad like a cartoon character as Bart Simpson taunts him then collapsing

Chapo Bath House

My elderly neighbour yells gardening advice at me from his balcony and tells me all about the guano economy. He rocks

Chapo Bath House

Tbf I am an autist with bowel issues that are derailing my life, and this makes me the average Chapo subscriber

Arid

Grossest episode yet! Wow!! The married men are not ok

Chapo Bath House

It's aggrevating but in a different way than the original is. I don't prefer it, but at least it is different

Jacob

As a KC area lifer, Kelce has a reputation for being one of the coolest/nicest dudes around, all funny jokes aside It legitimately did give me a mild mood boost to see theyre engaged

Robert Ditty

I enjoyed this episode but I’m commenting to address another Chapo related point: I’ve been going back through the catalog recently and the hosts frequently remark that listeners dislike live episodes of the show. I love the live episodes. The hosts go for laughs more often in front of a crowd and those episodes have produced some of the show’s funniest moments IMO. I still occasionally listen to the Ivy League series where they debated each institution’s most evil alumni. If you all go on tour again, don’t listen to the live episodes haters. Keep up the good work!

YourBabysFather

There’s no possible way over the next 50 years that mutiple generations of American families aren’t going to have to live together in under the same roof or on the same piece of land The free real estate that made us exceptional to that fact of life is gone now

philfinn

Pictured Felix scuttling sideways like a crab when he said he'd been criticised for not walking correctly

Matt

Yup

ploob

No more 'Stanky Leg' for T-dawg 😥

Snurt

It's a cover by the screaming females, performed live for the AV Club something like a decade ago.

Matthew Dunn

The Robo toilet seats from Toto will change your life. The Japanese have truly mastered the shitting process.

Kroy

Wrought

That makes sense, thanks

Christian Aspen

Travis Kelsey is gay Taylor is asexual it is a business marriage

Braden Maccke

Idk how y'all read those scat letters and thought: "This'll make great radio..."

Kyle Deane

Regarding the Dear Prudence letter about the husband who ate the roses… if the dad confessed on the way home from the wedding… THEN WHY ARE THE KIDS STILL GROUNDED? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH BOTH OF THEM?

Chapo Bath House

The link between neurodivergence and IBS is unironically well documented. Peace be upon you and your bowels

Eric

I think you’re mistaking the song being shit for the cover being shit

Eric

kill ya self

Aizen

They didn't tell the parents of the child. To my knowledge, neither the husband nor the wife who wrote the thing had kids of their own

Brad Snow

You raving lunatic I love it

ploob

Dude, Felix was referencing Plato...

ploob

Crazy to think Travis is gay AND marrying his brother.!

Isaac

Is this chat GPT?

Isaac

Jesus dude. Yikes.

Nathaniel Weiner

Best will joke of many years during the kid mooning story

lemaireleninist

Will pronouncing Michael Haneke as Michael “Hanukkah”

DotsTheHero

The (mercifully few) active posts on the gaylor swift subreddit really seem to just be the kinds of straight people who fetishize gay women for various reasons. Weird shit all around.

K H

Do we have footage of Felix walking/shuffling?

K H

My post about her getting pegged by Ariana Grande is picking up steam.

K H

We are an army of Martin Luthers.

K H

Haw haw man

K H

Bless

K H

It's gross how many people aren't showering after defecation. Filth. Animals. Literally unwashed masses.

Michael L

To Felix, “find the funny” is absolutely NOT a GenX thing. I’ve never heard anyone say that who’s in my generation (X.) It’s more like something a Borscht-Belt comedian would have said in 1953.

K H

Last lady is married to Dennis Praeger.

T

I assumed that was Kath acting something out

Monty

The closing song is one of my favorite parts. Would it be possible to list the credit/source in the show notes in the future? Have been digging Screaming Females all day today and got on a big Devo kick after "Working in the Coal Mine" many episodes back. Also always appreciate the threading of Warren Zevon lyrics throughout discussion. Enjoy every sandwich.

John Culkin

I was raised in an Irish Catholic household. I always go into an interaction ready to apologize.

Don Friðrik Ólafsson

Some years back they had a similar lady punk band with crazy vacals - anyone know which one I'm talking about?

K H

So much grinding. Lot of equipables and potions. Mostly unused. Get ready to be over encumbered. That does NOT mean what you think it does guys. Believe me, I checked.

K H

You think that's cleaning your ass? You're just spreading illusion.

K H

Liz is hot as hell. Best podcast voice which she unfortunately changed as TrueAnon went on.

K H

Cuomo?

K H

Hobby Lobby?

K H

Numbers game. A lot get thrown from car crashes, electrocuted, eaten. A lucky few live long enough to reach the end of Atlas Shrugged, at which point they are ingested and protected by the Cato institute or Peter Thiel.

Kinetics Video

Gotta let you know something but promise you won't get mad

ElverG

Gaming autists are so in rn lfg 🙋🏽‍♂️

Scum

Tfw you're autistic and don't shit like a fucking freak

Kendall

This episode had me CRYING laughing on a very quiet flight.

etienne

I think it's still a bit of a touchy subject since Matt's heart had a oopsie woopsie

ScorPWNok

Katherine should be permanent thir for that unexpected shot at Virgil alone

KatrinaJadeHelm

Describe how absurdly high quality Kath is on every appearance without sounding deranged: difficulty level impossible

S

What is the virigl shit lore?

Chapo Bath House

As someone who's a little on edge about travelling to the states any time soon; please let me live vicariously through the posts should you do more live shows in the future. Tysm

The Real Spiro Agnew

Underrated moment at 6:16 where Kath says "Love is a many Fettered thing" instead of "Love is a many splendored thing." I assume because she has sexiest man alive John Fetterman on the brain