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1053 - Graham Crackers feat. Derek Davison (7/13/26) (Patreon)

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2026-07-14 04:14:33
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DIVA DOWN! We pay our respects to Lindsay Graham, a man who died doing what he loved. We then tour some recent geopolitical conflicts, with the Ukraine war in a continuing stalemate despite recent drone innovations and the Iran War back in full swing. We also talk about a few fun cultural topics, such as Connor McGregor’s loss, Boosie Badazz allegedly trying to bribe Jacob Wohl, and the continuing story of Kash Patel.

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chris cheshire

oh shit lets go babygirls 💅🏽 🤍

dfumps

Lindsay Graham gave me the best blowjob of my life

fxdpt

My goat repeat guest. I was just relistening to chapo episode 24 “Gulens Gonna Gulen” featuring Derek Davison while moving

Lewis

He died like a dog

Seth Jarrell

The backpage twinks of DC bout to carry his body off to the sewers like the Penguins in Batman Returns.

notbrian

lindsey had a stroke in his ass

A Kayyy

ladybugs*

Joshua

Russia smoked Lindsey Graham

Travis

Felix begins speaking at 1 minute and 34 seconds

Alex B

DIVA DOWN!!

A Kayyy

his mossad handler should release his blackmail anyways...just for the love of the game

Chapo Bath House

Wow. I didn’t know that. I just — you’re telling me now for the first time. He led an amazing life. What else can you say? He was an amazing man. Whether you agree or not, he was an amazing man who led an amazing life. I’m actually saddened to hear that. I am saddened to hear that. Thank you very much.

Xi Jinpenis

usually Lindsey is the one doing the smoking. smoking pole.

Xi Jinpenis

I'll wait for chunks on fmovies, I shant pay a red cent. Amber needs to get a job.

Digby Tomei

Felix providing perfectly on point breakdown of McGregor's knee and life exploding. "Best of luck to McGregor's inner demons" 🫡😂🤌 Easy double paycheck for Max one of the 6 remaining decent people left on the UFC roster, bless 🙏🤌💯

JenXer

My understanding was the woman he raped had to have a tampon surgically removed so fuck him i hope hope his dick falls off.

Gabe P

I’m about to blow chunks

JenXer

Yes thank you Felix

JD Nonce

Pouring one out for the ladybugs. They didn’t do anything wrong.

J K

Chunks promo ends after 4 minutes

Mikey

🎵hold me closer tiny dancer…🎶

T.A. Martin

Do you think all the male escorts in DC were at half mast for Miss Lindsey?

Kainien Morel

It might break Felix's heart, but yes, the Russian military is almost certainly assisting Iranian strikes and counterstrikes, and in turn benefiting from analysis of the outcomes. We're still waiting on the Chinese armada, or Chinese missile batteries, or Chinese air defense fighters, or whatever, to be delivered (and hopefully not sunk in the Strait of Hormuz), but in the meantime, Russia probably accounts for 99% of the direct foreign military support Iran is getting, excluding Hezbollah fighting on the second front. They certainly exported 99% of the "non-Cambodian Campaign obsolete Yankee shit aircraft" Iran was operating before the war; there's a reason why Moscow was constantly shrinking at angry demands to halt missile and aircraft sales from Washington, because they were the only ones doing it. And I fully expect the United States, the UK, and other NATO countries, to be actively supporting or even fighting alongside the Ukrainian military in the east. In more genuinely surprising news, wow, Graham. Unfortunately, it means we have to listen him being eulogized by a certainly particularly fertile crackhead beneficiary of a presidential pardon explaining how he was actually a beautiful human being. To borrow someone else's words: "You see, I just loved Hitler for his paintings."

caroline

The ladybugs finally got him

Blank

Conor’s knee is the White Lodge equivalent of The Arm

gumb0

Any episode where Felix mentions Yung Grif is a good one 🙏

Andrew Cross

McGregor didn’t even knock out the old guy! The punch barely fazed him!!

Kilo

RIP Mike F.

Michael

Iran was charging something like $1 per barrel on board lol

Anthrope Salmagundi

Much like the Kremlin Archives, I would like to believe Israel’s inevitable defeat will uncover a treasure trove of juicy kompromat.

Farah

Carbonized. What else is there to say?

Zach

‘Snafu’ makin a comeback

Brent

Finally a Chapo ep. with a truly tasteful thumbnail

DEI Noise Marine

I can explain the oil question. We’ve been drawing down our SPR at a super high rate, also using it to stabilize our allies. Additionally the futures market is in backwardation, though some have incorrectly labeled it as being in contago. But price suppression efforts cause violent paradoxical swings equilibrated to the levels of suppression, meaning that each time there’s a resumption of fighting oil is liable to swing up that much more. Lastly, throughout all this, even with crude futures plummeting, gasoline and diesel still bulled, meaning that even if an excess of crude existed, refining capacity is not evenly distributed, our refineries for instance, largely can’t process our own crude.

Tim O'

🖐😔🖐

Joe Quigley

What are ya gonna do? Ya pick up the pieces and you go on.

Borice 19

Obviously it could've (should've) been worse, but Lindsey Graham getting his war with Iran, but living just long enough to see the US getting stomped is pretty much as big of a monkey's paw wish as we can realistically hope for him.

Beev

Jacob wohl rules

Doug Cartel

He actually died during an interview. He screamed and vanished into thin air instantly

vitus

Cmon guys don’t make fun of Lindsey Graham dying. Think about how upset his wife must be :(

MRSAful Fate

Out of all the gay Nazis trying to destroy life on Earth, I think Lindsey was my favorite. He won't be missed.

Doug Cartel

I was joking about Graham making a Faustian Bargain but you guys make me think I was on to something

Stealtreasure

I just need to know if Chunks is secretly Pixar's Sodas because thats what we need

Doug Cartel

YES EVERYONE FORGETS HE SENT WEAPONS TO UKRAINE OBAMA SENT HELMETS And he pretends this war isn't his fault at all

Doug Cartel

Once Russia takes the last urban agglomeration the only question left is if Russia decides to go after another 4 oblasts or if they just decide to turn those oblasts into the first layer of their DMZ

izi

Im down to listen to a 10 part series on broken elevators in felix's neighborhood

Doug Cartel

Based on what I've seen iranians saying on telegram, I wonder if the diplomatic effort was khomenei telling the moderates that this was their last chance at diplomacy, or if they were tasked with buying time, which is what the USA wanted to do with the MoU anyways (like Minsk 1 and 2 for Ukraine)

Doug Cartel

Killing trump not only might make Irans Job harder if someone more competently gets in there, but also death is way too kind of a punishment for a guy like trump That fucker needs his teeth removed without painkillers

Zach H.

Lindsey’s hawkish approach should be no surprise. He just loved war orphans and men in uniform.

Doug Cartel

How does anyone recite trump tweets without sounding like the narrator from a Superman cartoon

Man2quilla

A bad week for Grahams everywhere

yohn doe

it's primarily the demand destruction China's undertaken

Ronan Hart

Schrödinger’s turtle

DEI Noise Marine

Yeah kind of. It’s not really the green infrastructure it’s more that their reserves are huge. They don’t release their drawdowns publicly so there’s no way to really gauge how much they’ve gone through. They’re definitely supporting allies though similar to the US.

Austin Williams

I look forward to being the worst grip on a 100 million dollar chapo movie

Joel Nesset

Enough with the MMA shit.

Swaggypeepaw

Felix has a secret Twitter account but I won't tell you hogs what it is

KHL

59:30 you guys missed the best part which was the Iranian response, that ‘if Trump wants to be a guardian he should be a guardian at Lindsey Graham’s tomb’ lol

K

It's so funny that Kash has to cancel a PJ trip to see his girlfriend every single time he's asked to do his job.

——

Felix the mma expert getting every 3rd or 4th thing wrong again unbeknownst to the quidditch fans listening.

MRSAful Fate

Always hated McGregor. Khabib beating his ass was, no joke, one of the happiest moments of my life. Top 10 easily, but I was also incredibly drunk that night.

MRSAful Fate

I'd say full mast, if you know what I mean, in his honor.

ST Promotion

Asking Felix for his take on Conor McGregor like you're a student trying to waste class time and hoping he'll forget about the quiz

Max

The elevator in my building's been broken for more than a week, and apparently it's going take more than a week more for them to get the parts to fix it

Andy Kraushaar

Nice try, Chapo. We all know Lindsey "dying" is just a marketing stunt to promote Chunks, and guess what? IT WORKED.

Chris Allen

Elevator talk?! It’s nice to revisit an old friend. 😊

Keith

the senate is a completely irrelevant institution. All its members are essentially useless public figures coasting to retirement in sinecures.

yohn doe

yes and with those reserves they're responsible for 75% of the demand reduction. in that sense the support they're giving to 'allies' doesn't give them enough credit because the dividends associated with keeping the price low rebounds to everyone (and ofc screws Iran)

——

I don’t know why he does it. Prolly a combination of just not paying attention, poor memory, and knowing his quidditch fan audience doesn’t know the difference

Genghis Cohen

Lindsey Graham died because he was mixing poppers and Viagra

Justin

"Seventy-one.... he was a fucking kid"

Timothy Buttons

I highly recommend Derek's newsletter Foreign Exchanges to anyone who, like me, wants to keep up with international news without sifting through 10 pedophile-owned newspapers every day

Scott La Londe

Revolutionary socialist Kshama Sawant is running for Congress!!!!! If endless wars, genocide, ICE detention centers, mass surveillance, poverty wages, no healthcare, and the oncoming climate apocalypse ain’t your bag-then she’s for YOU! Tired of progressive candidates winning elected office only to instantly sell out their base and purported values that got them there for career, clout, and fame? Jungle primary election is August 4th!

Michael lefsky

I subscribe to American Prestige but it's always fun to hear Derek on Chapo because his AP vibe is usually morose and it's good to hear him laugh.

Sam

lol my girlfriend’s apartment in downtown brooklyn had a fire like 5 years ago and it still has to run only one or two of the four elevators at a time

I was saying boo-lania

No i mean explain how he's wrong on every 3rd or 4th point of whatever

Richard Fitzgerald

1:08 grampa simpson dictates letter to editor about disappearing elevators

bob dylan

You paid money to post this

Scott La Londe

Terrible return on investment then! To think how much money I wasted those first 9 years

Noah

When Amber has to resort to doing crypto commercials during the Super Bowl, it'll be people like you who are to blame 😤

Evan Pitkin

Very cathartic opening by Felix

Ant koz

🎶 I can see clearly now, my dick is small 🎶 I can see all obstacles, and I’m gay

hrtzgod314

Describing Boosie as "the breaker of the Lunk Alarm" cracked me up

Alex Thorne

if Iran offs trump every American city will look like New York after game 5

Coleman

Say what you want about Kash but he loves his girlfriend and supports her career.

George Bell

Lich McConnell was running low on soul energy and absorbed Lindsay’s life force but it accidentally made him gay. Many such cases!

——

It’s mostly facts not opinions. I’m being an autistic pedant.

Yacobum

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Yacobum

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I was saying boo-lania

I think you're afraid to state what you find wrong w what felix said

——

Oh no not at all. He said Conor hurt his knee in his last fight against Poirier he didn’t he broke his leg. He said he faked a glove touch before throwing the kick on Saturday and he didn’t. It’s usually stuff like that

Chapo Bath House

I know a lot of Russian, Ukranian, and Russo-Ukranian immigrants. I know my homies are a biased sample, but the take from them all since day one has been "I hope no one's grandma dies and I hope both sides lose"

Vic Perry

Wow first comment section in ages not infested with whiny comments about the guest [zitron, or ettinger, or seeking d]. Only prominent Death satiates the appetites of the truly discerning ingrate audience.

Woke Batou

$7/GAL by midterms babyyyyyyyy

——

And last time he was talking about Conor he said he had broken his leg in the khabib fight which he didn’t stuff

——

Stuff like that There’s been dozens of them over the years. It’s fun

caroline

Could make a lot of jokes about why felix is suddenly noticing the elevators are out but I’m just too nice.

Reece Coren

love when Felix tells a guy to blow his brains out

Reece Coren

Felix is definitely onto something with lindsay graham getting killed by a russian missle. Your more likely to get struck by lightning than someone in congress is to die before turning 100. And especially with how active he was. Not buying the heart explosion story

Leanders

I think Nancy Mace assassinated him due to his support of the Charleston airport

Kamran Husain

Calling now JD democrat nominee after being forced out as VP

etienne

Trump went from pretty zippy to sounding like a guy who thinks he's funny with the "thank you to your attention to this matter" and the 3rd person voice. He's doing 00's soy dialogue, it's nuts

etienne

I have a spreadsheet of the model, length, average speed, and outage status of every elevator in a 5km radius because im Normal

Reece Coren

The Great American State Fair, attended by Brace and his friend and that old guy who passed out on the lawn

Reece Coren

Usha will divorce him and run against him as a liberal darling in ‘28

Reece Coren

Trump saw Khamenei’s funeral and realized his is gonna be the exact opposite. Only Eric and Don JR will be there

Richard Cochnar

Methinks mayhap our president has a touch of the -tism! Of the retar varietal!!!

Cole Wenger

Any chance of getting a physical version of Chunks?

bob dylan

But people who listen on patreon are presumably patrons

Ardy Rezv

Was that a red dead redemption 2 death sound effect?

Gordon Schmidt

Yeah, Ukraine has been hitting every single oil refinery in Russia just to impress Trump. Come on Derek

JenXer

Why does everyone seem to hate Amber ?

Noah

He recently injured his leg in an MMA fight, didn't you hear?

caroline

See I was making a fat joke but you’re onto something too

GoyBulletStopper

What a dumb question. Are the U.S. giving targeting data to Ukraine? They have been for the past 3, 4 years now at least.

Throw Away

Felix said Ball istic

Mikkel Holt

oh new chapo! 4 minute promo intro ufc chat in the first minutes of the show 😢

Tea for the Tillerman

It’s very well known Roger stone is the fixer for pardons like wsj had a story on it last summer lol

Sam

NYT broke a story well over two years ago featured on the front page detailing that the US military and CIA had been running the entire Ukrainian war effort from logistics to targeting since special military operation began. And Russia has been providing Iran with its most valuable Intel used to target US military personnel held up in hotels across the region since operations began. Not sure why it’s being positioned here like it’s conjecture.

Chris

Hellevators on earth

James Winter

In this house we salute Amber one of the great American Heroes you hog!!!!

Kevin Kromenacker

Will y'all pleeeease stop pronouncing Boosie like "boozy"

Martynas Klimas

Ukraine is doing pretty well this year, and the drone campaign targeting the oil infrastructure is pretty funny with both the immediate results and the state reactions of "actually, we never needed oil" cope. And they're now sinking the SHADOW FLEET (what a stupid name) at speeds unseen since USN targeted Japanese shipping in WW2. And just in time for Trump to fuck with Iran which has also been pulling the same oil-and-ships thing to great effect.

Eamon Short

It's sad when they go old like that.

king_von_diesel

In the business of being a conservative US senator, dying at 71 is like a teen mom dying during child birth.

Kauai

Lots of false equivalences between ukr and russian militaries here. The imbalances (i.e in losses, and "single use soldiers") are absolutely not just because russia is a bigger country with a bigger population.

Rickle

Loved the 14 minutes of UFC banter…..

Erumas

The Talk UFC and Connor McGregor until minute 13:00.

Scott La Londe

Been listening for almost the shoes entirety, been a Patreon member for the vast majority of that time, been to multiple live shows including the 10 Year Anniversary show in LA-and I’m gonna keep posting here about Kshama Sawant.

OtherRussert

He was also loving life because his “dear friend “Mitch McConnell was on corpse Watch giving him a more than likely step up into Senate leader

Aaron R

I love Will’s Lindsay Graham impression and appreciate the effort to include it as many times as possible in this episode. Hot as a pistol!

lil terracotta

Hope so! I wouldn't be surprised if a rando puts it on VHS or something.

Eamon Short

I've enjoyed lately that thr lads have been talking about MMA and ASOIAF lately. They used to, quite frequently, until us patreon degenerates bullied them out of it.

Return of The Mac 2nite

Will bothsidesing the Russia Ukraine conflict and just trailing off with no elaboration lol smdh

adam spinelli

Kash Patel’s band name should be Bad Optics

Zachary Sloan

Yeah, I was going to point out the same thing. I'd be willing to bet a lot of money that casualties have been heavily skewed in *favor* of Russia for at least the past couple years. That one site that actually directly cites Russian casualties shows a huge drop-off in that time period.

CARRIERHASARRIVED

Daintily securing my son's patella to dip him in the River Styx.

Eamon Short

54:42 and Israel being Israel never thought to themselves "hey, that is famously what those Nazi said about the USSR IN WWII, and I'm pretty sure everything worked out pretty good for them"

King Suck

I love paying for patreon and still listening to 3-minute HSN-tier ads at the beginning of each episode

absoluteboi

nothing against derek but if youre gonna do a seeking derangements episodes then you gotta balance it out with an alex nichols episode. love you guys xoxo

stinkface

Yo what's that song at the end?

Pedro Lippe

Holy shit the ICBM bit from Will 😂😂😂

ChazzGrove

Imagine that the reality is that oil companies are just letting it eat their profit margins they’ve been steadily growing for decades to keep it above 70 dollars which most believe is the sweet spot.

Alex

I'm still trying to figure out what "the soft A-N word" is. Am I stupid?

Meatwad Cosby

Don’t forget to grab the “Lesser Soul of a Scared Gay Man” after the Lindsey Graham boss fight.

Martin Lightgold

Honestly as a dude that quit actively following MMA years ago for the same reason as Felix (feeling uncomfortable financially incentivizing fighters giving each other brain damage), I appreciated his take/explanation on McGregor. I've known the dude sucked for a long time but wasn't aware of the rape trial, and I have to take a bit of satisfaction that his attempt at a redemption arc fell on its face especially if it was worsened because of his own hubris.

Hall wingfield

Those documentary clips show that Lindsey Graham was definitely in the Top 20 of the country's most powerful people

Hall wingfield

Maggie Haberman's reporting confirms that nobody was showing Trump Ukraine videos during his first year in office

Hall wingfield

If the Iranians really want to kill Trump, it's either just pure revenge or they want Vance to be president because he was an Iran skeptic going in, doesn't like Israel very much, and will probably leave ASAP