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1057 - Every Hour I Need You feat. Pendejo Time (7/28/26) (Patreon)

Published:
2026-07-28 14:10:15
Edited:
2026-07-28 15:34:27
Imported:
2026-07

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Jake & Thomas join us to explore some recent Rogan Lore, look at the eschatological facets of Ted Lasso, and contemplate the interiority of some of our acquaintences. Then, our various failures in Iran, our Troops on T, and our bumbling military in general.

Jake’s promo for flood & food relief in Kerr County, Texas: https://rebuildkerr.org/

And see Jake on Aug 14 in Orlando! 

CHUNKS now available for streaming purchase at www.patreon.com/chunkstv

Chapo & Friends Live at New York’s Society for Ethical Culture on Friday November 6th.

Tickets are going fast, get yours now! https://link.dice.fm/zaf99528079e

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Comments

Alex

Thank god

Travis

Felix begins speaking at 44 seconds

ploob

Won't even let me watch CHUNKS!

Mountain Dew Or Crab Juice

And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free. I won't forget the men who died, for poopoo and peepee.

Reece Coren

I have been itching for Pendejo Time to come back since the Fetterman read. Every episode they’re on is an instant classic. Whenever I see Luigi all I can think of is Jake saying the Unitedhealthcare CEO looked like a cock sucker and Felix saying he had permanent fiance smile

Warbs

Very excited for this one! Can't wait for Thomas to catch everyone off guard.

Frank

thank you feelix beeberman willy menmaker and criss way i was so sad at work but now i am happy

Joe Quigley

Its really heartbreaking to me that Felix and Nick Mullen have beef. Hopefully Stavros can mediate.

Elo

FILL 👏 MY 👏 TROUGH

Elo

Those episodes were both so so good. Pendejo Time in the S tier of Chapo guests

John Lemieux

And Ill gladly STAND UP, next to you at a line of urinaaaaaalllls, cause there ain’t no doubt I love to peeeeeeeee, and also to poooo poooooo

Evan Pitkin

All the makings of a banger. Can't wait to tune in.

Blank

The Stannis/Davos and Rogan/Jaimie analogy is so good, I’m amazed sometimes at how Felix’s brain works (I.e. a massive filter fitting everything into terms of GoT/dark souls/MGS)

Borice 19

People believing in magic, or mysterious hieroglyphs leave me wondering if these people believe this stuff all their life, or is it like the kpop stan thing where you take your medication and magic isn't real again.

Noah

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Noah

☝️🤓 Might I humbly submit, in light of present circumstances, that we in fact no longer do know that we are free in this country of ours?

Eon Gattignolo

be interesting to plot every time rogan exposed his audience to the giant of kandahar against a timeline of u.s. foreign policy moves

Ryan Reed

Why doesn’t this episode show up on the Grey Wolf Feed?

Over Max

critical support to hank

Jamal James

Can someone tell Will that we understand he wants to get a point out but it’s still rude to constantly cut people off?

king_von_diesel

Idk, the giants of kandehar sound more like apostles from berserk. They might just be hunting for the branded sacrifices (Warren voters circa 2024).

Alex C

Huh?

kebby

description alone lets me know this is gonna be an all-timer

helvetica.hottie

I'm listening while I'm lifting weights at the gym, y'all gotta be less funny today or my form is gonna suffer, guys Thanks

Peanut Horse

It’s so funny that Jake has his own Roganisms; he mentions Karl Rove’s reality based viewpoint monologue like on every episode of every podcast he ever does lmao, does it again here at 47:05

——

I had 3 redneck coworkers in their 40s that all got on T around the same Time. They all had seemingly happy marriages and all three of them cheated on their wives within 6 months

Sac

One at a time , gang

N.K.

Pendejo Time eps are spiritual sisters to Seeking eps

Zach Sampson

You need to pray before you inject T so you can ask God not to give you big gyno melons.

Invarios

I hope Felix is enjoying A Clash of Kings

Eli Burnes

Jake X Vance Dykes need it or nah?

Egg man

I love their podcast too it’s the Thomas breathing podcast and Jake having some sort of midevil torture done to him at a previous job

Twerk dancer (edited)

Comment edits

2026-10-27 12:00 "Pendejo time" hahahaha I love your podcast! I'd like to know from which countries are the patrons who support you! I'm from Colombia. gretings! 🇨🇴 ❤️
2026-07-28 15:56

Jessica

I love the image of Pete Hegseth walking backwards out of his front door to deliver a check hook to his wife on the way out

Johnny Olives

I remember back in 2018 when he started talking at the 44 minute mark

Ant koz

Pressing OC 80s again would cure all of society’s problems immediately. Straight back to the paradise that was 2007… great idea Felix. Spring break 07!!!!

Travis

There was an S tier Felix episode with David Sirota about a year ago where he finally chimes in 5 minutes before the end of the episode

J D

jake on 3rd mic to save the show

MRSAful Fate

Which hyena was cackling at 1:07:42?

Throw Away

When Marines get back home they start doing radiant quests

Michael S. Judge

I love the Giant of Kandahar thing because "giant" is subjective. There have been 7'7" guys in the NBA. If there's one 7'9" guy in Kandahar, maybe hiding in a cave because American death tweakers have besieged his homeland, and he merks a 5'4" Eddie Gallagher homunculus with a rock ... that's looking like a confirmed Giant of Kandahar

Erik Bourre

Thanks guys - was having a shit day and this drop really cheered me up! 🍻

Ant koz

Excellent work although I won’t lie I’m missing the part about having a small penis…

Ant koz

Definitely nitpicking though…

Twerk dancer

hahaha, where you from Christian?

Michael S. Judge

"1,100-pound" lol Joel Embiid is 7'0", 280 lbs., so at his exact dimensions, that much muscle on his frame, the Giant of Kandahar is 27 feet 8 inches tall

John

Has Felix always been crazy about GOT references or am I just noticing because I started reading it this year?

suj 🐥

listening to the last ten minutes of the episode on repeat 🔁 hopecore af

Dry wall Eater

This podcast is infinitely better with these guys

——

2 of them it was the same chick

——

I love the eps where 40 year old will menaker who somehow looks like a grandpa and a toddler, talks about how out of shape the troops are bc of mt dew and video games

Evan Pitkin

And people say podcasting is easy.

Christian Johnson

🆗️, Eiffel Tower or separately, there goes half their 💲

C. Andrew

I know 1100lb giant supersoldiers aren't real, because if they were, DARPA would have squenced it's genome, cloned them, and they'd have been deployed to Ukraine and used like the Imperium in 40k does Ogrym.

JP

Jake and Thomas both proving that brevity is the soul of wit but in opposite ways.

Derek W

“Their parents came over on Tonka trucks” made me fuckin die

Hardcore Virgin

Daniel Ellsworth? OH MY FUCKING GOD IM GONNA SKILL MYSELF NOW Félix. Thanks for ruining my day.

GG Allin Dulles

On the last day, in the dryboys' darkest hour, the guards on the walls of the citadel of chapo looked to the east to see a brilliant light, and as it was written, high on a hill stood the two kings of tejas leading the vast armies of pendejo, and and the nerds and reply guys kneeled in reverence

Sam Handwich

I need Felix to start a Game of Thrones podcast where he talks about how John Fetterman was the inspiration for Maelys the Monstrous.

Michael S. Judge

I don't think this – not necessarily Iran now, but the greater "this" – CAN end with anything but nuclear weapons, at whatever scale (or with whatever might be capable of supplanting them), because the problem of all that fuckin' LeMay/MacArthur shit is that it DOES cohere within its own logical terms, as long as your basic grasp of reality is within a few degrees of USA 2026. Americans already don't believe most other AMERICANS are real people. Get past any border you want, that ain't a hard sell. There's a famous audio clip of LeMay talking about wanting to annihilate Korea, being told it was "inhuman," and ultimately watching the slow-motion implementation of his initial strategy – no MORAL superiority for any American "delegation," christ's fuckin' sake, except it took longer, it was more expensive, and more Americans died. And within the basic precepts of the world as Curtis LeMay understood it, he was right: Koreans already aren't real people, so how about we do this quick and cheap, in a way that – and they fuckin' LOVE this shit – "will comprehensively reestablish the credibility of the waning American Nuclear Deterrent." Reagan wanted to nuke Angola for JUST that, fuck "Angola," just proof that we WILL do it again, and there is no force or entity on Earth which can operate outside the demonstrable, perfectly predictable truth that the USA will sling a couple nuclear bombs at you if you're really trying our patience.

Evan Pitkin

Astute observation about Hegseth. Every alcoholic thinks they are the protagonist.

Klemke

This was a really funny episode.

B

Pendejo time and seeking derangements are my favorite guests. Fuck the rabble. Talk your shit kings 👑

Michael S. Judge

I chimed in with "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn border?"

Ted H

Felix back in that 2017 Chapo era Game of thrones analogies

Aiden Nicol

and it's to completely refute the entire interview, just casually asks "alright well how's that going" and Sirota just chokes

Gooch Immane

Cornerstone 4th Reich inspo mantra, dunno what else to say

Chapo Bath House

Trump loves big guys. Does he know about the giants of Kandahar? Why not?!

yohn doe

being the guy who keeps the topics rolling, wrangles the colour commentators (the Opie) is a thankless gig

glieb

jamie pull up a picture of the sun for us to look at

Cardboard

I'm proud to be an American, at least I know I'm free

Twerk dancer

I Like Chicago too, and USA ❤️

Twerk dancer

do you have page on patreon too?

Dry wall Eater

You know they don’t have Firefox right

Hardcore Virgin

This is the correct take. And the only logic guiding “this” conflict.

PV Hasam

Talk to me when we've found the Giantess of Kandahar😏

Kamran Husain

all war is tee ball war if you have a nuke

Alex Payne

Ay WFYM listeners!! Did anyone else notice that Jake's plug at the end of the ep is at the same bar in Orlando that Vance Dykes does that open mic stand-up at?? Lmaoo

Henry

He's not trying to be a troop though

mckinley faas

drank up in my cup man hold up H town holdin never foldin babyyyy

Dank Widow

It’s whack to have GoT at the front of mind like it’s 2011

Blair Rancich

Disappointed at how little laughter that bladerunner joke got compared to the other riffs

Brendan Kneeland

I love the Pendejo time guys so much. Great episode. 💜

Sultan

Shout out to the dog

mckinley faas

does anyone else know about houston rapper "the real drippy" who used to tell people he never drank water and has a pokemon face tattoo????

Greasy_Jones

Will's improvised Christian contemporary rock is really hitting the same parts of my brain as the soundtrack from Cobra

MATT TRIANO

Graham Hancock is awesome and the episode basically starts halfway just skip

Agent Grange

When I was in field training you could get out of training for a day if you went to Sunday service, so everyone signed up regardless. I come from a non-Practicing Quaker / liturgical Calvanist background so I just sort of arbitrarily signed up for Protestant service and my god. I was not prepared for the weepy, sniveling, singing, trailerpark show that is the southern evangelical baptist strain of protestantism that makes up the US military's chaplain services. Gayest shit in the world, I have no idea how any of those people knew those songs. I nearly had a panick attack and almost went to my trainer to say "hey I think I made a mistake. My estranged grandpa was a masonic jew conversio, is that enough to go to temple? Or can I go to Catholic mass just to see what that's like? I can't do this crying singing shit." Like if Matt were on this episode I feel like he would have a lot to say about how capitalism was born out of the conquest of dower Calvinist swede armies in the Thirty Years War, and now its biggest stewards are weepy servile demiurge worshippers.

Andrew Buchner

If we assume the cube law of scaling, a giant only 60% taller/wider/thicker than Embiid, of the same proportion, would weigh 1147lbs and be 11'3".

——

It’s still very funny. And to be fair his rhetoric has been getting a little more violent, you know he fantasizes about spinning the Draco for socialism haha

Dee Rubes

The bit about being hit by rich shitheads in Houston is 100% true. Full of sociopaths who get mad at you for being a victim of their horrendous driving.

Dick Must Bust

Thomas over Jake 1000%. Jake and Felix rambling about nothing at length is torture.

Michael Xin

Dwarf Fortress ass obituaries

david l vassallo

oh dang, didn't know they was texas boys. might have to start listening to pendejo time! appreciate the plug for flood relief 🙏

Fuckfaceitis

Lindsay Graham ascended to Khornate daemonhood

Agent Grange

We got fried chicken and a thick crystal glaze. Interlinked. Your girl is going on a girls trip and you ain't allowed to come. Interlinked. How does it feel to know your girl has a higher snap score than you? Interlinked. You're nowhere close to baseline.

Agent Grange

Thinking about this comment a lot.

Cody Nicholas Suka

I kinda want a shitty and shallow obituary now: "He liked listening to Perturbator. Using Harry's razors. Eating Reeses peanut butter cups. Favorite movie was Dark City. Reading AnnieIsUndead tweets."

Sam

Sherman wasn’t really known as a drinker. Grant never drank during campaigns. Suggesting otherwise is giving purchase to traitorous propaganda advanced by both The Coward McClellan and the Confederacy.

calvin kilby

skill issue, big dog. lock in and get that champion mindset.

calvin kilby

idk personally i'm a fan of his more sui generis jokes but u gotta play the hits

James Winter

Then by the grace of God go forth.

HuffingGasInTheShed

Until today I thought a limited hangout was making plans with a new friend that butt up against another plan so there’s an out built in

Doug Cartel

They should remake National Treasure with Joe Rogan but the hunt for treasure is all in his head and he's just getting the runaround from a group of hucksters

John Warden

Great ep. Thanks for the laughs today ❤️ much needed

Noah

Real hustlers have their spotter tickle them as they bench

Doug Cartel

Oh man isn't Rogan's deepest desire to be pregnant? I wonder if that quack satisfied his itch

Jon W

Call outs on Houston are depressingly accurate

Joe

They've definitely got a "Jay & Silent Bob" thing going. They're brilliant!

Joe

What does a 1.1k lbs, 27 ⅔ ft guy eat‽ He'd starve to death taking a nap!

calvin kilby

well my collar is blue but my neck is red, fuckin on a dog just to keep my family fed

Laurel

This was a delight!

Doug Cartel

They were not only losing their wives for being ICE scum, they were then going on dating apps and getting doxxed by anti-ICE ops which was awesome

Henry

Isn't that just the whole country

helvetica.hottie

You're right. I didn't drop anything on my toe, but I did crack up a few times to the consternation of some guy beside me who thought I was laughing at him. Oops

Travis

I’ll make you cry out Felix’s name in ecstasy

lolwuthappend

Game of Thrones is Felix new special interest?

lolwuthappend

God damn Felix talks too much. This show is becoming less and less listenable

Doug Cartel

It is pretty funny to imagine Hegseth comparing himself to Grant etc because the post-confederate losers and whiners were the ones who invented the story that grant would get sloshed before combat Hegseth falling for a Confederate lie is pretty on-brand

Pat Morrison

can i comment as a player real quick?

Chris

Hello? on T, confirmed

Tim O'

To teach the plebs a lesson

Dee Rubes

Nope. I have lived all over the US and Houston drivers are the worst. It is a concentration of wealthy people with the Texas “no one else is real” mindset.

Klemke

You wish

lil terracotta

The first time I heard godsmack was at the end of the scorpion king vhs

Eli

Parents came here on a tonka trucks 😂

Henry

Everyone seemingly has that mindset once they get behind the wheel

Will Copeland

25 min from the end, they do the Chapo thing where they interrupt each other to stutter

delle_chiaie

pendejo time cold intro guarantee

delle_chiaie

a rich cultural tradition is lost on you

Bob Adams

Love are Chapo, Love are Pendejo Time. Simple as.

I was saying boo-lania

Imagine a whole city full of people mispronouncing the name Houston bc Sam Houston couldn't pronounce his own fucking name

paulseaver

Don’t forget the sopranos!

Reece Coren

Love Felix but we gotta get him a 30 second timer to get his thoughts out

Julian

Alex's underground comedy club? Where Vance Dykes and Mike HaHa had a roast battle?

Jake McIntyre

No, he clearly started watching it about a month ago. It's his special interest of the quarter.

ab

Thomas is an all-timer. A man of few words but they’re always perfectly timed and funny af

Matthew

Oh Jake from Pendejo Time, you should hear my theory that 00s emo/mall core will be a base demo for whatever millennial fascism will be the way hair metalers are trump people.

Drew Elliott

I always thought someone should tell Trump "Obama tried to do Medicare for all but he couldn't do it"

etienne

after passing the cape of age 30 every hobby you tell people you do sound like dogshit so I wouldn't worry about my obit going like "he liked skateboarding and playing keyboards" and everyone going like "jesus christ it's so sad that so many people just live on as brainless zombies"

etienne

after it comes out in the news that 175% of all cops use Flock to track and rape every woman in the US lol

Reece Coren

Thomas is a national treasure

Ruairi Mc

People weren't kidding, a lot of GoT references. Is Felix on a rewatch?

Andy Kraushaar

I will say that any episode with the Pendejo boys is always hilarious.

Will

This may already been said, but Thomas sounds like straight Adam Freidland

OtherRussert

It is pretty clear that we are in the awarding medals in the bunker phase of this administration

GenZ Poster

Am I out of the loop or are episodes being posted Tuesday and Friday now

Kyle Erickson

Some kid got stabbed to death in a barfight in Columbus last year and his obituary mentioned “he loved betting and winning on FanDuel”

Will

Real one knows Grant smoked cigars by the literal barrel

N.L. Ington

I’ve been rereading ASOIAF and I’m very happy Felix has his current thing comparing current events to secondary characters from the books.

Woke Batou

The Vans hi top thing is operator larp, not an emo thing

Dale Gribble

Remember years ago getting dragged to an MLM for something from a like central casting rogan guest, who was selling a juice that they claimed could stop cells telomeres from popping, and after three minutes of googling during the meeting, find out that he and his wife are wanted for fraud and manslaughter in japan for claiming their competitors products were poison, then killing several people because their diet supplements were straight up diuretics. They were legally barred from doing business in the U.S. so the company was in the name of their non verbal severly autistic son. So any way I bought five bottles

Neuradink

Ever since they announced the low t thing I’ve been thinking they’re trying to do whatever they did to Tim robbins in Jacob’s ladder but instead of charging in and getting shot/stabbed they’re keeled over fat dying off a heart attack in front of an Xbox or heat stroke in Iran because water is gay

Kamran Husain

half listening: yeah fuck korean birds

William Hubel

Thomas committing a genocide on this one

Eamon Short

Felix's GoT / HotD / ASoIaF finger continues

Jacob

I really can't believe that you didn't credit Hank after his contribution

C’mon

😂😂 brilliant