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The gang takes a look at Clint Eastwood’s new film, “Cry Macho,” a parable of manliness, the positive sides of child trafficking, the evil of promiscuous women, and the geriatric decline of America.

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cakcakcak

tfw no mexican catholic gilf gf

Wagner Koop

I saw that push notification a couple times 👀 lol

orc

Guess I have to watch this movie instead of the Bunglers tonight

Tim

Saw the notification and popped

Isaac Jones

I'm personally a bigger fan of Cry Fatso, but this will do

Snail K

AMBER MY BELOVED

leonard

ummm there’s a woman on this podcast? wtf?

Carry-hunt

Holy shit she’s back

Isaac Jones

Now that Amber is back, whose dog do I have to hold hostage to get Poppy Pt 3?

Tim

I died at, “Bunch of Slim Jims glued together with a hat on.”

Isaac Jones

Wtf are you doing you're supposed to comment before you start listening until the ep has been out for 3-4 hours

lizzabees

the return of the queen lets gooooo

will michel

just finished the bonus ep, i am absolutely vibrating from all the SLOP

Pay

Finally! Movie mindset

Memory Erasing

heard a stray breath about 20 seconds into this and thought "is that amber?"

Caesaro

Glad to have the Queen back, it’s been too long

Marcus Wrightus

The sequel to Gran Torino... Clint Eastwood forgot he made. Shit that came out in 08?

William Evans

I was just about to say… been missing Amber

David Ramirez

mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.

Tvvvv

She spent a year away from the show to find out that dogs can’t eat cooked bones. Great insight

Titivilis

Glad to see my imaginary bae friend Amber back on the set.

Gavin Anderson

Oh my God what a joy to have amber back!

Ryan McDowell

Clint Eastwood sounds like Detective Crashmore

Francisco

Amber back let’s go!

Finn

Amber is back! Yell yeah!

William Beamish

lol amber thinks that they tie ropes around animals dongs during rodeos

Dontmindme27

Ambers back, show needed her bad for a while

Erika Stecz

More movie reviews! They are the best break-downs ever.

pepto_azymuth

I mean I enjoyed the movie, I'm a Clint head, what can I say

Jim

If ya got a lot of pets in an apartment as an amateur, even if you don’t accidentally kill your pets, vet bills might kill you? 9/10 improbable low level bar trivia question for sure tough! 1890s/early 1900s farm vet / animal husbandry bar trivia…

Mickey Foley

AMBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Greg

Yay Amber!

NA

Great ep. Love the movie reviews, psyched to hear Amber back on the show

Blake Patraw

omfg ambers back ??? my prayers have been answered hell yeah

Andrew Tennenbaum

I am thrilled that the female chapo Virgil Texas is back. Soying so hard r/n

C. Fifty 3

I'm glad to hear Amber again

Jessica S

Amber! Very fun!

James Murray

very happy for ambers return. hope the book is going well!

Charlie

You know why women are the enemy of every eastwood movie? Because he had multiple affairs in real life and nobody knows how many kids he actually has. Look it up!

Zach Pierce

Beta Man Randy Savage was a hell of a wrestler. They’d never let a guy be like that now cuz of WOKE bullcrap

Pho Long

GODDAMNIT AMBER YOU FUCKING SCARED ME

Wilko

Woooooo! Amber is back. :)) So nice to hear her voice.

Jessica Rios

We can always count on Clint Eastwood to be a constant. The same man since the day all of us in this group were born. Literally the same damn man. I love the consistency of it. It’s like a North Star.

Hudson

LIke after 75 you should be able to keep working on whatever you love doing but any money you make should go to people just starting out

Shiv

Welcome back Amber, were we supposed to know you did barrel racing???

Jacob Moynagh

So good to hear you again amber!

Yacobum

Amber love

Nobody

Who is this amber, girl?

Riley Cohen

More like “Cry Fatso”

V

Amber!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She is great in episodess like these.

BJ

Crickets

Des Mosome

Cry Amber. Help the dumb dumbs. Hell and High Water. These chapo boys, losers folks, used to be hot. Not hot any more, folks.

Kasz

Clint Eastwood starring as Temujin in the reboot of The Conqueror.

Chuck

I was getting worried.

Virtuoso191

You guys are watching it so we don't have to. Keep doing you.

Mr. Lobotomy

hurry! we don't have much time! Clint's so old! thank god he only needs a day to shoot

etienne

that was one of the all time best chapo eps

Rusty Johnson

Missed Amber a bunch, cuz she's always a hoot. Always be hooting!

William Beamish

if Amber did Barrel racing why does she believe the lie that bull and bronco riders tie ropes around animal genitals? The animals couldn't move around if that were the case; a ridiculous claim that people insist on believing. Barrel racing is usually done alongside those events so she must never competed at the rodeo level or she would have seen that they dont do this

Jon W

She's back, baby!

Jon W

Clint Eastwood is going to die at 106, on set, while filming his own stunts with a handy cam

Andrew

Who the hell is Amber?

Marc !

Amber!!

Kasz

What's the cod piece they put on the horses then

krizzal

There are no cats in America

Hunbun

Amber <3

Anthony

MOMS HOME

Needs More Marxism

Amber!! Glad you’re back, I missed your biting commentary and wit!

Micheline

Good to hear Amber’s sweet voice

Kinetics Video

Trying to think how Amber would be portrayed in an Eastwood movie. Salt of the earth Appalachian Good Woman or hippy succubus?

Mark Schneider

Great to have Amber back to mix it up beyond the core three we've heard since Ep 500, and nice that she caught the Yoakam "It Won't Hurt" connection to the film used in the closer that many of us would've forgotten. The only thing I feel this episode lacks is connecting the fact that 90+ year old Clint can't let go of playing action heroes despite the absurdity is that it connects so well to our gerontocratic political elites, senile DiFi, the pundits pretending Pelosi is some kind of "Progressive" tough gal poundin' on the R party for "Resistance," Jerry Nadler pooping in his diaper and having to shuffle offstage during a press conference!! We're like the USSR in 1988, and the culture and politics are in the grubby, arthritic hands of a bunch of Walking Dead.

Dante

Welcome back amber I feel like now Eastwood is like the winter soldier and in cyro when not making a movie

Valerie

MISSED YOU AMBER <3

colin

Its not a myth and its not the riders, they use ellastrator bands temporarily, knew people in michigan that used to ride bulls and work rodeos.

Moonwatcher13

OMG AMBER'S BACK HI AMBER WE ALL MISS YOU!!! Thank you for gracing us with your presence. and in just a general sense, now I really do have to watch this movie just to get a few laughs in.

Basil

No we didnt

ScorPWNok

Welp party's over

Dan Sugg

fuck off yes we did

Evelyn B

Amber! <3 Miss having her on the pod!

The Children of Jack Acid

Dude, the show is so much better with Amber. If she leaves again, would it be creepy if I wrote her name on my chest with a razor blade before hanging myself? (I'd write "Virgil!" but I don't want my Latin teachers to think they "reached" me.)

etienne

please send Matt on Radio War Nerd to participate in their Civil War series

Mr. Lobotomy

Welcome back Amber! #ForcetheVote! #ftv

Diokles

Grand to hear Amber back again!

Brad Cook

Triumphant return of the crazy cat lady 🎉

Kinetics Video

I'm sure his experiences have something to do with it, but it also flows perfectly from his overall outlook that possessing agency would make a woman perversely anti-social.

Kinetics Video

I think Chapo has been pretty good acknowledging the age of the actual politicians. I don't think anyone has dinged Biden better on that for example. It's a fresher point that the whole country is old.

jay alan

Nothin but GRIT

Matt Murray

Agree, that the Richard Jewel episode is my favorite

Matt Murray

Pumped that Amber is back! She's great!

Ben Petiprin

thought amber ghosted the chapo life. so happy

Harley

Big-titty Amber is back!!!

Shawn Milleville

Between all the interviews last week and Amber back, Chapo been killing it! If Poppy Pt. 3 comes out soon, I might just ascend to a higher plane of existence.

Ryan Hoover

Listened before I watched it, and I feel I was misled about the hotness of these women

blackFFillip

Thankful Amber is back so when Will is stuck in a like uhh um like like um loop, she can break him out of it

james

This was a great one

Dick Van Sexel

Amber back in the mix just in time to prep for a new xmas banger?

Noah Mickens

Welcome back, Amber! Haven't heard from you since the last time Chapo reviewed a Clint Eastwood movie, and you call them upper middle class twats for not appreciating The Florid Project, earning my love forevermore.

zach

didn’t realize i missed Amber until this ep

Jon Lyons

"Amber"? lol more like "AMb i ever glad to see Amber back because she's a great presence on the show and i hope she's been doing well"

Ryan Gullage

Deserve now has something to do with it.

Eddie A

Amber Amber!

Jim McKenna

Amber! Oh hello to you once more!!!!

Hector Jaime

I’m Mexican, and I’ve never met anyone who goes by “Rafo”. The nickname for Rafael is “Rafa”, but I guess it’s too emasculating for Clint to help a boy out with a name that ends in “a”? Or is that how the boy was abused, his mom forcing that ridiculous name on him that no one else has?

Null_null

Strange use of the word “prude.”

edzillion

Great to hear Amber's voice again!

markers

Sup Amber, also fuck Squint Eastwood can't the old bat just die off already!?

Julian Kirkby

I got very excited to hear amber's voice!

take5™

much like his kindred spirit the undertaker, clint should have retired a year ago when he still could have one last good fight in him and put over a new guy with it (richard jewell = taker vs cm punk @ wrestlemania 29) but his hubris and unwillingness to say no led him to shit the bed with some others that dont even care (cry macho = taker vs brock lesnar @ wrestlemania 30) and just like taker, he will probs go on to live long and do this shit for another 5 years or so as this gets worse and worse and his real life reactionary positions just get more obv while people still yearn for the glory of the works of his younger self i hate to see what clint's taker vs goldberg @ crown jewel(l) will be but it will be for sure a trainwreck that none of us will be too good enough to refuse to watch for sure

take5™

also uhhhhh *checks notes* virgil!!! virgil. FUCK I MEANT AMBER

Alyssa

Great to have Amber on.

JazzWolf

Ambers back!!!

George Lochinski

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Major Powers

Missed Amber hella bad. Welcome back.

christoph.s

Missed Amber, glad to have her back!

caroline

wait i know that laugh

Matt Norman

Clint Eastwood movies on set are great can confirm. Get paid for 12 hours a day every day and usually only work 8.

Gooch Immane

Eastwood has a shitload of relationships, affairs, marriages, and children. Dude has BILLS to pay, and he knows he can still bank on his faithful to wring out a coupla bucks every time. Can't blame the guy.

Gooch Immane

Definitely explains the fixation on getting hustled by gold-digging spermjackers. He's been unable to keep it in his pants his whole life, so he still has to phone this shit in just to scrape the cash together.

Shake zula

AMBERADO RETURNS 🐎