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573 - Mung & Tung (11/4/21) (Patreon)

Published:
2021-11-05 02:00:02
Edited:
2021-11-05 02:48:26
Imported:
2026-06

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The crew is back looking at the results of Tuesday’s election in Virginia, as well as welcoming Eric Adams as the new mayor of New York. Then, two stories about our glorious Future of Cubes.

Tickets for our Buffalo show at Asbury Hall on Weds. Dec. 8th go on sale tomorrow morning (Fri. 11/5)!

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/chapo-trap-house-tickets-201713088277

AND, after a brief interruption, new merch still for sale over at shop.chapotraphouse.com! We know the Zapata hats sold out immediately. We’ve ordered 1000 more, and they should be in stock by end of month.

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Eric G

I need tungsten to live. TUNGSTEN!!

Zach

Going back through the classics. Damn, Matt called it.

etienne

live pod eat bug

Evan

Damn yall quick

Greg

The first time I did cocaine, I accidentally blew out of my nose instead of blowing it up my nose. The cocaine went everywhere. The people who I was "sharing the mirror" with were quite frustrated. They asked me to leave. In hindsight, I now understand why they told me to leave the room. I literally blew 100s of dollars of all over the place. No one would lick the floor either. It's not worth it, you know?

Conner

When do NYC live show tickets go on sale? Or r they sold out already?

Scott Vandekerckhove

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson will take on Trump in '24. Don't sleep on The Rock.

Gordon Schmidt

sucks that there's no episode description, i guess this episode must be about the classic 90s thriller Cube and its underrated sequel, Cube 2: Hypercube

john mccainus

he can't come with us past purgatory because he wasn't baptized

tanmantincan

Love pod love Bugs simple as

john mccainus

i've been calling him nba youngkin tbh

Vincent Utah

Please… no more Floss Latino.

Dies Volt

Shout out to Well There's Your Problem for doing an ep on the supermax cube yesterday

Desmond Lyons

Look I’m just gonna say it, they didn’t talk about India Walton, but there’s no hope for leftists within the Democratic Party. She won the fucking primary and they tried to get rid of the office of mayor, independent socialist party is the only way forward

etienne

i just love when every podcast covers the same story at the same time

Kasz

We cannot realistically have churros without floss latino

Zach Pierce

Look at any country that has parliamentary system and the far right fringe parties in those countries are very powerful. Yes I know the “republicans” are far right but you just have to win more seats. She lost to a WRITE-IN candidate.

Kasz

Libs killed Rosa.

Connor

Any chance you'll come back to Ithaca/Cornell?

john mccainus

Keep Ithaka always in your mind. Arriving there is what you’re destined for. But don’t hurry the journey at all. Better if it lasts for years...

Vincent Utah

Guess I’ll die of gingivitis.

gaylord

Crazy the hat is already sold out

Equality State Of Mind

Anybody else get physically ill at the Floss Latino bit? I know it's a Pod Johns spoof, but it makes me feel like I'm reading the news.

TugNuggins

Nah, couple of fantastic riffs in there

Titivilis

The tungsten thing makes sense when you think about it. A good chunk of the cryptohead community started out goldbugging. Somehow their entire monetary philosophy, which started out being about how you can't just "print money" because printed money isn't "real," all ended up making way more than they should have not even printing money, just doing math on overheated GPUs. So their wealth is completely abstracted from the physical world. How do you balance that shit out? How about a dense ass chunk of metal, eh? It's like the opposite of the eucharist.

Karl Childers

interesting, this actually makes sense. i mean, as much sense as anything in crypto anyway

TugNuggins

Absolute banger of an ep

Ben L

Mungus??? Poggers

Andrew M

oh my god i didn't know ed asner died ;_;

Ben L

Ummm actually sir Wellbutrin is the antidepressant they give u when the SSRIs ruin ur dik!!!! Very funny that Felix always mentions Wellbutrin and sertraline cuz that’s my combo and they kick ass

T

I want a dick pill that's a chewable tablet.

kmd

We are a CUBE family in this household.

J P 3

1. Socialist candidates have had a lot more success running on a "D" ballot line than they have as independent candidates. 2. In terms of political education, I think people learn a lot more about the political system, the true nature of the Dems as well based on Walton's candidacy (or Sanders presidential runs for that matter), than they do seeing some socialist candidate getting 1% running as a independent. 3. There are massive burdens associated with starting a political party in this country. e.g. ballot access, legal burdens, etc. Of course, it could happen someday, but why has every attempt since the 1940s basically failed?

kmd

Anyone watch Community and remember the Subway College episode?

Ben L

We’re not allowed to call it a pill

kmd

Mung is building a Costco College, I guess

kmd

"Turns out most of your graduates go on to work for us anyways, so..."

Dontmindme27

I like that the grand innovation of capitalism is Khrushchyovka without consideration for amenities or sunlight

chris dray

the cube mindset in this video reminds me of THX 1138. just empty purchases that make us feel less empty

Connor Francis

Munger watched st Elsewhere didn't understand the end and just thought one day we'll have the architectural technology to build a hospital that fits inside a snow globe

David Andrews

Mung dorm? Where do you guys find these nuggets?

Seph

Okay, I can’t be the only one who wouldn’t really mind a cube home? Like it needs to be bigger, put those full spectrum uv window lights on a schedule, maybe I can adjust it, but it will eventually sync back up. Slap in a shared kitchen for every 4 or so cubes? Fuckin’ cube my shit.

Stormy_Ramone

Is Matt referring to the Mr. Show skit? (featuring local favorites, the McCutchinson Brothers)

Dan Hill

Cubular conversation, stay pointy my cubes

BaeOfPigs

Every time I hear something new about Eric Adams I realize I’ve gravely underestimated how incredibly fucking weird he is. Excited for his term!

helvetica.hottie

But really, if there are no windows, students can't jump out of them to kill themselves. They'll just have to get creative.

IHaveHemorrhoids

I blew a super dense paperweight at my glassblowing class. Shout-out to density, in all shapes and volumes

W

Have y’all seen the cube watermelons? I’m neons past boring old tungsten

Scott Harding

In 1,000 years, an archaeologist will be able to use grave goods like tungsten cubes to determine how big of a douchebag is buried there.

Bodie Tack

The Munger dorm is pure Ayn Randian fantasy straight out of The Fountainhead

Stephen David Miller

My first year of grad school, I stayed in a dorm room at Stanford named Munger. It was by all accounts the nicest on campus. But it was also probably the most emotionally difficult year of my life. I often remember waking up feeling inexplicably sad, like I wasn’t at home in my “home,” like something was just wrong. I moved off campus that summer and instantly felt a wave of relief. It never occurred to me to blame architecture until this episode.

Kasz

What up Biedophiles

ClownBabee24

You have 30 minutes to move your car You have 10 minutes Your car has been impounded Your car cas been crushed into a Tungsten cube You have 30 minutes to be buried with your cube.

Nobody

Lol if they can't win as a Dem because of the party machine what makes you think they can win a 3 way race?

Chris Allen

I will not, even for that brief moment at the beginning, accept this Dale Jr. slander! He really is a decent fella.

Nobody

No mention of the insane fear mongering over critical race theory and the chuds who lost their shit over it?

Mark Schneider

Hey, Alchemy supposedly made Nicholas Flamel rich. The 14th century was a long time ago, but maybe someone should look into it?

Evan

What's the closing music from?

Beev

The future of politics is cubes vs orbs

Devon Menendez

Housing at the Oldboy hotel is now available.

Post Void

Does this mean my hundreds of pewter figurines will still retain their value?

Pick It

When is the hinge points episode coming out today?

T

No idea, but I'm guessing either around 5pm or midnight Eastern based on when other things usually get uploaded. If it gets released at midnight, we can imagine a counterfactual history where it was released at 5pm.

T

Anyone else going to the Hingepoints listening party at Soldier Field?

BossHoss

Light regulating technology already exists for windows - curtains

BossHoss

Also, a moment of silence for the great unflossed masses, yearning to floss

Titivilis

Turning lead into gold is hard, but turning gold into lead is easy.

jay alan

Where the cube plug at?

skrrt vonnegut

motherfuck a cube i got a tungsten sphere from trance metals like 4 years ago baby

skrrt vonnegut

lol what is this, cube density flynn effect shit

Peter

You know we talk that cube talk, that cube talk/ 10 million dollars cash, fuck a friend/ Started sipping cubes, I've been cubed ever since/

George Lochinski

Cube Solstice is legit shouldve been the ep title

Post Void

"Welcome To Costco, I Love You"

zdfdjngdz

really fuckin solid episode, fellas

M.R. Alchemist

Oh shit Eric Adams is the dialectical synthesis of Obama and Trump 👀

Evan Pitkin

That story about sharing a sleeping bag absolutely sounds like the boy scouts.

Mitch H.

You actually can't rotate a tungsten cube in your mind, it's too dense and the cops can stop you.

October

Pharaohs are buried with everything you get in your monthly Costco run. Fuck, I love Felix.

Of course

I've read the Captain Underpants series too

Blake Patraw

god id love to get my shit wet in the mung

Do Golems Dream of Ceramic Sheep

Today he's saying he'll take his first 3 paychecks in Bitcoin. Tomorrow he'll say he's taking the next 3 in Tungsten cubes

J Jolly

Too expensive to have lights that match the sun so you get Seasonal affective disorder during the summer

J Jolly

In santa barbara

Bababooey

It's so great and awesome that what little space many of us has begun to really become commodified this past decade if not way longer than that and in the future will definitely be scarce and exclusive for the elites. Isn't this is a swell future where you don't think about committing suicide everyday until you do? The old rich people are finally putting into plan their last fuck yous to the younger generations in the most psychotic and antipathetic way possible. Great shit.

Jocelyn

Chapo trap cube

Dan Powell

Love that you ended with the Cube montage song. I have a serious soft spot for that movie despite the fact it hasn't aged amazingly and every friend I've tried to show it to thinks it sucks. Also, fun fact: the composer for Cube would eventually go on to score The Witch!

take5™

dont get my hopes up like that pls ;n;

markers

Ah cool, it's just like that Cube movie! *gets sprayed with acid*

Jon Wake

Well this one fucked me up, lol

mario why

3rd listen fuck me

Connor Sullivan

I'm reminded of the episode of Futurama where Fry rooms with Bender in the Robot Arms Apartments

Ryan Gullage

Howard Roark LOL’d on his suicide net.

Shake zula

It was at least implied at one point for sure when they were talking about what he would do....he would do whatever his cop buddies want him to do