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576 - The Wonder Twins (11/15/21) (Patreon)

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2021-11-16 05:42:52
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2026-06

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We look at the twin avatars for the future of the Democratic party: Mayor Secretary Pete, through his new documentary “Mayor Pete,” and Kamala Harris, through a new CNN article about how everyone is being very mean and unfair to her. Grim stuff! Fortunately the boys have a surefire solution for who should lead the party into 2024, if the Dems are brave enough to take their advice.

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honky

Thxboiz

AIdan Buckley

Chapo continues to singlehandedly stand up to the Treats regime by refusing to release poppy part 3

Dez Martin

Felix willed the Barney documentary into existence

Jeff Martin

It's Monday at 11:22 PM, I have powdered donuts and tequila. There's a new Chapo. Time to funpost

alex miller

Oh my god. It all makes sense now. Pete's not gay. It's all been an op!

Jeff Martin

If I wanted a dorky gay guy in a suit to by my president I'd just vote for Obama again

Loco Lobo

Harris Buttigiege 2024 slogan "Stand with She/Her and He/Him"

Clean Shirt Piggie

Glad Felix got over his cold and/or got his vyvanse dosage worked out!

Gengeros

Pete Buttigieg takes electoral legalism to its most finite. He’s seen the eye of Sauron and accepted this neolib capitalist hellworld system to its fullest. He’s got an entire armada of consults who exist solely for money laundering scams. He will spout npc script speak anytime he’s in public. His policies are authoritarian neoliberal, but if you strive hard enough grades, write to your congressperson, lobby, and engage in the political apparatus you can get things done unlike bernie sanders, like floss Latino. And he’s the avatar of DNC overmind brain, they know they are gonna have to suppress their working class base, so throwing blacks, Latinos, basically anyone who isn’t a white middle to upper class pmc in the city and suburbs is the vote they are targeting, why do you think the establishment is trying to win over elements of the MAGA coalition they think they can work with and isolate the elements they can’t work with it. Cause south bend is the canary in the coal mine, extreme authoritarian gentrification of urban centers, while the continuation of the “ghettoization” of the suburban and rural areas.

Gengeros

If Pete ran in the late 1990s/200s he would have ran as a closeted homophobic republican.

Gengeros

Also 2020 and 2016 democratic presidential primary was completely rigged and illegitimate. Banana republic teir.

J P 3

Thank you for your service Chapo Team. You deserve a medal for sitting through the "Mayor Pete" doc. My recollection is that the guy who ran the Iowa caucus is now the New Hampshire state party chair, and the person who co-managed the Pete campaign is fresh off a victory lap losing the Mitt Trumpkin in Virginia (similarly Robbie Mook was also given the keys to Terry McAuliffe's gubernatorial campaign in 2013 before being given the keys to the 2016 Hillary campaign). Agree that JB Pritzker is probably the only possible rebuttal Dems will have in 2024 to the GOP. Unfortunately, the process of winning the party pre-selection process, will probably make him unelectable in a general election context. Fortunately, the city of the future, NEOM, appears to be moving forward as a ray of hope to the world.

chris dray

please, Felix, wash your fucking sheets

AbeLinkin

Everyone’s sleeping on Marty Walsh but I think the Dems will roll him out there. JB and Eric are on point though. Also what about Sherrod Brown?

Gengeros

I am a literal communist, we need mark zuckerberg/elon musk now. We need the zuck musk imperium now. Btw none of this matters, we all cease to exist after we die and the universe will die of heat death in a couple of trillion years.

Mitch H.

We can all live in NEOM and can make Dune real.

Jocelyn

Great ep. I love gawking at people with personality disorders as they strugle to affect a normal life 😂 bonus when it's a creep tryna rule us and not a friend of mine

Michael S. Judge

Democrats should make the obvious all-out move in 2024 and run Netanyahu

Antonio

The MRI for the soul quote came from Axelrod, so it was swag less AND an Obama plagiarism

Kaleidoscope Chameleon

Our Covid rates are so low in Florida because the Island Boys freestyle cured Covid for us. The "vest on ya" is referring to natural immunity brought on by good vibes.

T

We're getting closer and closer to "Pixar presents: Sodas".

William

That Liz Smith shit is the same as that tiny missing finger ass rahm Emmanuel

TugNuggins

Legendary ep. This one hit really good. Especially the Joe sadukar riff.

Mr. Lobotomy

I’m done supporting the two-party system.

Mr. Lobotomy

Hopefully the new Dem leaders end the party.

leonard

hearing felix mention shaker heights is one of the more surreal things i’ve heard in a while (go red raiders)

Scott Harding

Don't worry about the rule barring the President and Vice President coming from the same state, Adams lives in New Jersey

T

Eric Adams is in a different state anyway. He's a gas.

Dan

Poppy Part 3, Inebriated Past: Mormons part 2....

the lord commander

Through the whole film I don't think they say Bernie's name once out loud. The allude to Bernie but they never say his name. Also any time black people were on screen, I know they included them to try to make Pete look like he's considering racial issues and the criticisms of him, but every scene was tinted in this way to make it seem like the black activists were the overly emotional unreasonable party as this mutant Pete just stares at them.

Amber

Matt’s 1000% right about WNY culture mirroring the midwest, they will merge into one when Milwaukee gets loganberry juice.

Hick Rhodes

The episode art here is so perfect. What a weird thing that was, when everyone pretended to know who DJ D-Nice was.

Null_null

What are you, his fucking press secretary? Lmao miss me with this fact checking bullshit.

Jeff Klein

Listen, I hate mayor Pete as much as the next guy, I was just curious

Marisa

more Buffalo content always

Nathan

Pete's answer about the shooting was exactly the same as something Kendall Roy would say.

Andy Tawse

Came here to say he sounded a lot like Kendall Roy

BROTHER TO BROTHER

first thing I said when I watched that show was that Kendall reminds me of Pete

Connor Francis

I was the kind of person who watched Seth Meyers, Stephen colbert and John Oliver. 2020 was the first year I could vote and I was thinking about going for Pete. But I worked at a restaurant in Iowa where I ran into Ben Mora and he set me "straight". He was my organizer solid guy.

kyledamon96

Kamala Pete vs Trump Boebert '24. At least we'll have a hot VP #killme

Douglas McTague

As to the swag - Düsseldorf is the high end fashion capital of Germany. So that joke doesn't really land on German speakers :)

Alejandro Pepsi

Anybody check to see if the applause was canned or not?

Rusty Shackleford

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

October

If Biden had to give Mayo Pete a job, he should have made him press secretary.

Of course

@43:05 - Will & friends chuckle that Joe Biden "knew what was up" ... I wonder when Chapo will discover that Bernie was "in on the ruse" as well.

jordan

Almost crashed my truck at the Delaware haka

Bockrocker

You had me at Macedonian phalanx.

Mark Schneider

Haven't listened to the Ep yet, but the topic makes my gorge rise. The Dem party hasn't done much for most working people since FDR died (except Southern whites thru the start of the Civil Rights movement), but those 2 are the most vomitous emissions of the Neoliberal order, utterly inhuman monsters.

Thomas Allen

Big man John Fetterman gonna be the next Teddy Roosevelt

Mark Schneider

It's good to know how stupid the sheeple can be, what levers they will push when given a rhetorical "Treat". If Mayo Pete can pull that off occasionally, especially with an audience meeting about the death of another black man, it's appalling but still worth knowing.

Michael

Running for president "Just to do it," Buttigieg and Trump are really not that different in that regard.

Luke

Thanks for watching doc so I don't have to

J P 3

Sometime between 1992 and 2019 Sherrod Brown went from supporting single-payer health care, to not supporting single-payer health care (explicitly attacking Bernie on the issue during the 2020 presidential campaign). He is better on the margins than some Dems on financial regulation and trade, but his move on single-payer is a pretty big red flag. Having said that, the big issue is going to be less about individual candidates and more about the gatekepers who control the party machinery. When Jamie Harrison was selected as DNC Chair, that sent a pretty clear signal that the corporate lobbyists and consultants were going to continue to have near total control of the presidential selection process going into 2024.

J P 3

Given how stage managed his campaign was, my assumption would be that they packed the back of the town hall with his campaign staffers and/or his local political staff.

Anxiety

Ok how about knausgaard, but it is mayor Pete. Could be good.

AbeLinkin

@J P damn that all sucks but can’t say I’m surprised. Guess I just won’t vote this time around unless there’s an actual dem socialist on the ticket

The Beak TM

Great eppisode can’t wait for aoc to run and get cut stomped by dnc

Ian Calger

Now I'm in the chat looking for other Shaker kids. Left in 2011 never looked back.

Maxwell Harkness

AOC will be the Rand Paul to Bernie's Ron Paul - she's clearly attempting to integrate left politics into whatevers in vogue with the democrats and it won't work.

DogCrunch

Buttigieg Ocasio-Cortez 2028

Secret Audio

Did Matt really call someone a herb but pronounce it like he was talking about thyme?

godruler

Ahem Matt. Gulf coast is third coast.

Jimmy Biloxi

Where my Florabama homies at

Patrick McGuan

still here unfortunately its still hell

Ethan Hall

What is the "We're literally communists" bit at the end? Don't really understand what they are going for

Julie Baxter

"Just a perfect day, for killing pigeons in the park..."

Besand

Where’s the best bar in Buffalo to party 3rd coast style on a Wednesday? 🍑✈️🦬✈️🍑

Gulb

I think they mean that literally they are communists.

T

Some British woman said it on Piers Morgan a few years ago.

thc

liz smith learned everything she knows from eliot spitzer, pussy getter extraordinaire.

Sammi

On social media, advocates of liberal bs often couch their cheerleading for awful shit by framing themselves as hesitant radicals. Usually amounts to them having a friend in a socialist reading group in college or something of that nature. Virtue signalling, basically.

Hudson

Yayo Pete is not even gay

Pat Finian McBride

It’s Irish joe doing advanced Irish trickery. She commented on his busing stance. He pretends to forgive her while announcing her as Vice President. And now he destroys her career by not dying and giving her all the shit work. Perfect Irish trick doing paddy’s proud

Mangomoosh

“ Indiana has no juice“ lol You’ve obviously never listened to Tony Kats on WIBC.

Mathamphetamine

Did they touch on the elevator scene in this documentary?

TugNuggins

Come to Toronto you pigs

kelsey

John Fetterman could win the Presidency.

Jonathan lees

Stop the burn out brothers and sisters

etienne

landslide

Maxwell Harkness

he seems cool but not if the democratic party primary electorate has anything to say about it