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613 - Rise of the Unblooded: Curse of the Mad King Job, Part 4 (3/24/22) (Patreon)

Published:
2022-03-25 01:00:03
Imported:
2026-06

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The dramatic conclusion of our Rise of the Unblooded saga. Our heroes infiltrate the Alabaster Palace, confront the Mad King, and unveil the truth of their bloodlines.

Guided by DM Patches (@senator_gun)

Written by DM Patches & Jack Walden (@meanunclejack)

Series art by Artyom Trakhanov (@vor_bokor)

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Comments

Harley

Ugh….more of this cunt shit.

etienne

if the gang doesn't go to in-universe Comet Ping Pong again I'm unsubscribing

Jacob Jimenez

Bring back call of Cthulhu cunts.

Satcomdaemon

I really hope FuckShit gets to eat a kid in this one...

Basil

Fuck off just fuck off

Thom

away, knave

Kentucky Shitlib

Fuck. Another bullshit show. We've only had like one good Chapo this month.

Cole

buncha crybabies in these comments

Dan

Love you patches

Blake Patraw

oh shit i literally just finished part 3 fuck yeah !! i love these

Blake Patraw

why are all you babies so angry lmao, wanna hear them talk about ukraine some more? haven't heard enough about that shit lately ? why do you think they're doing these right now, normal people are sick of hearing about it 24/7 i know i am

Evan Scott

Haven't listened yet but I hope Terrell Starr coming out as straight got shoehorned in somehow

Evan Scott

Most important story of the month I'm assuming lack of coverage of that is what everyone is complaining about

Dyyyyylan

Maybe being annoyed by this is lame, but that pales in comparison to being the guy that responds to every negative comments. We’re all simps here, but damn…

Yacobum

He’s gonna tell you to cry more and call you a Nerd.

Yacobum

I hope fuckshit gets to fulfill his destiny.

J Brides

fuck yeah Christman 2024

Ozzie

I want to go to handsome hamburger Valhalla

Bobby Volcano

I burned down my whole subdivision when I saw the title because I'll never get back that $0.42 or the 8 hours I was forced to listen to each of these twice

vermouth

Virgil is dead dude let it go

Bobby Volcano

Madeleine Albright wore a spider pin while listening to these eps

Bil

Is this worth listening to? I don't really d&d so I've not listened to any of these but I am curious

Bil

Cry more nerd

Besand

Our boys are weary from the road. We should all welcome these pre-recordings, with or without knowing what a “D&D” is. A bit of respite for our handsome kings!🍻

Blake Patraw

fine I'll say the line cry more nerd

Blake Patraw

ive never played d&d but i liked this series

Josh

Albright dies, Terrell Star nonsense, Clarence Thomas, etc… and we get this high concept bullshit? I want my slop! Give me my slop!

Vincent Utah

At this point I don’t even assume autism. We all have autism now.

Sheep

Hail king Matt!

Diokles

It's the Iron Dream for our times.

Scott Gunsaullus

This parasocial relationship is becoming abusive. I propose that anyone who dislikes this content go on strike before the 4/1 renewal deadline.

joshkkeegan

D&D shows suck it’s as simple as that

joshkkeegan

going back to stealing this show

IHaveHemorrhoids

I do feel the need to ask... If you can't stand hearing the news cycles right now why are you listening to Chapo within hours of it coming out? Seems like it would be unhealthy for you for real lol But i agree. People like joshkg are hilarious when they get genuinely upset at the focus of the new Chapo ep

IHaveHemorrhoids

Lol @ " Harley" thinking they have superior taste

HuffingGasInTheShed

Not bad for Friday work listening. I’ve had some abusive Patreon relationships. Trust me, 1-2 bonus episodes for $5 is about as good as it gets. Some other shows treat patrons like supervisors at a job they hate.

vermouth

What else do you have to do

BJ

This rocks and Patches is the best chapo dm by far...

Bryan Jennings

The only thing this campaign did wrong is not have more Big Boris 6. Still very much enjoy how much fun the DMs are clearly having letting the guys just carve shit up and bullshit.

etienne

everytime a DnD drops I sigh and cringe and cope and unsubscribe but end up listening to it and having a nice time with it. Land of contrasts!

Scott Gunsaullus

The monetary value is still good. It’s the solidary incentive. The mindshare investment that has had a recent dip in ROI. I currently have only 1 Patreon subscription. This one. It’s the highlight of my week. Better than Sunday night HBO. It is hard to find a weekly entertainment outlet that is sustainable. I don’t envy “the creators” dilemma.

Yeet yourself and everyone around you

These are a nice tonal shift from the regular Chapo content, the DND eps are always creative and it’s clear that you’re having fun with them. I have a good time, maybe I don’t have a diamond brain shaped by piping pure news opinion into my ears 24/7, but whatever - slop on.

Matt Pasker

Is that Ghost playing in the background at 43 minutes? Awesome choice

Yairo Martis

D-d-dee-dee-dee-dee Dat's All, Folks!

sir peepus

DM Patches rules and so does the red fox of kinderhook

Stinkamus

Stop with this gay shit

Major Powers

Matt wanting the stab himself with his sword cane because he was so bored was great content though.

Joshua L Smith

Yay this is over! Random Fridays won't be chapoless for a while.

William Beamish

tears in my eyes. so proud of these boys

Mauve_Avenger

The role-play eps are honestly some of my favorite Chapo content. It's just good, silly fun. Not everyone likes D&D, and that's fine, but some people are really just addicted to their "feed" and "feed"-adjacent commentary. The world won't stop spinning if you take a breather. Jesus

etienne

article heads fiending over articles

Bryan Faubus

What’s the first song playing during the intro?

Matthew Born

Definitely, big Boris got a laugh outta me every time.

Jon Lawhead

Excellent work by Patches. Sounds like y'all had a great time.

Samwise

I know they play the boss theme for Pontiff Sulyvahn but idk what else

Michael Barbarich

Never mind the cry asses. This was a very nice distraction from the unceasing horror that is our world. Whatever will the cry asses do without being told which opinions are not only cool, but correct?

Shiv

poor felix doomed to produce scrolls 4eva

John S

Nice extended use of Cirice during those climactic moments.

SF

These episodes are great. Ignore the crybabies.

David

Ignore anyone who uses the word "crybabies", they have never even heard the words SELF awareness put together in their little lives

etienne

dude why do you write posts like oakley pickup selfie facebook dads. go back to the cleveland fox news comment section

Scot Forsythe

😂I too lost my shit when Matt banged the war gong

jupiter

i like the d&d eps & hope they do more