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615 - It’s Not Funny (3/31/22) (Patreon)

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2022-04-01 02:47:47
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2026-06

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We’re back from tour and catching up on the news. Madison Cawthorn spills the beans on Republican cocaine orgies, Trump hits a hole in one, Florida vs. The Mouse in anti-Gay bills, and the slap seen ‘round the world…folks, welcome to the Age of Morbius.

Sincere thanks to all who hung out with us on tour, and especially everyone who gave excellent recs on the road. We had a blast hanging with you in the South, see the rest of you soon!

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Gus Fessant

nope. personalized dictatorship

kenton

first

kenton

nice 😎

kenton

got em

Basil

СЛАВА НОВОРОССИЙ

Neon Pipe Tobacco

I’m 5 minutes in and I can’t tell if they think the movie is just bad or a garbage fire

Brennan Duff

Anyone got a name for the charlotte korean bbq place they dropped?

justdave

This devo version of satisfaction was my father's favorite song- cool pick

chapotraphouse

Seoul Food Meat Company, was really good. Like ribs and brisket with Korean flavor profiles and kimchi sides.

Evan

Is it too late to say I'm gay?

Vincent Utah

We’re also in the process of selling the Saudi’s a shit ton of lithium-ion batteries. There’s been a number of meetings over the past month between Aramco, SAS, Saudi Energy, MSM, etc. and several American Li-ion manufacturers (some based here in UT) to help offset their energy costs, yet they’ve left us out to dry with the oil situation. It’s frustrating as hell.

Juji Gatame

Movie review YouTube channel "Mr Sunday Movies" has been celebrating "Monthbius", 6 weeks of celebrations for the release of Morbius, which they note was good timing that it was released during Monthbius

Dante

Tbh comedians have been very up there own ass for the pass few years about no one likes their unfunny jokes, so the fear of being smack is probably for the best

Shiv

blessed attendee of the last show pre-panny 🌉 and the last tour of the Forbidden South ⚜️lfg

AKorgar

"In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups - the guys who slice each other up, and the men and women of Dagger Court." BONG BONG Law and Order: Dagger Court

aKg

Also, their sister establishment (right next door) Let’s Meat is solid

aKg

Anyone else kinda worry that Cawthorn is just stupid enough to be a perfect Manchurian candidate without any mind control necessary? He’s so terrible, that I occasionally picture he could end up president in 16 years

B2B Commuter

Seriously. Them and journalists have spent the past decade acting like they should be some venerated and protected class and, frankly, it’s annoying as fuck. I feel about this pretty much exactly how I felt about Greg Gianforte power bombing Ben Jacobs: both of them suck, and work evil jobs, but one of them has a delusion of being noble and it’s funny that they got their ass knocked off their high horse.

Max Headroom

"He (Cawthorn) really stepped in it this time" Felix 😭😭😭😭

Bobby Nixon

what’s the song in the middle

Bugger Off

A coke discussion and no Amber?

Dyyyyylan

That Roxane Gay take is wild. She narrows down the definition of ‘defending someone’ to physical intervention in real time… seems like she’s calling for more violence.

absoluteboi

i think the slapping needs to stay if celebrities want to stay relevant. I have not watched any awards show or celebrity centered event in adulthood because that shit has long been lowest common denominator stuff. and since it doesn't look like we are getting celebrity deathmatch back any time soon, celebrities slapping each other is the only thing that's going to pique my interest in this celebrity culture shit

Yairo Martis

You've heard of Muppet Babies. Now, new from The Daily Wire, Dershowitz Babies.

Louis

Gentlemen, KNOCK IT OFF with the potty language!

H G

podcast is becoming 90% matt rambling until even he forgets what he's saying

Chris

first

Brennan Duff

Appreciate it Boys, strongly considering moving to Charlotte so bookmarking all these spots. Highly recommend Haberdish for some amazing chicken and cocktails.

Nobody

I don't see how Cawthorn could attend any of those orgies in Georgetown when those houses are not ADA compliant

Nobody

I absolutely hated how comedians say they are above criticism

Sam Zeng

Joe Brandon got cucked

Brandon

Fuck i wanna go to a speakeasy

dawood

christopher "rufio"

Jack

she should be but only because she’s australian

Matt

I was worried they were going to shit on F1 and then I remembered there Saudis were involved.

Joseph Mabrey

comedy is dead. I go local shows and see way more talented comedians than the shit thats on Netflix.

Brendan A. MacWade

Democrats had a lot of fun in DC in the mid 90s. Lots of cocaine and wild sex. I too was surprised at first. I don't think they have good morale now, so the GOP is having the fun. They are clearly in charge and their behavior reflects that.

Michael

That scene in Hitch where Will Smith is standing outside in the rain saying‘What did I do wrong,’ comes off a bit different after hearing about what he said at that round table.

james

LITTLE CARDS AND TAKE THEM TO SCHOOL HE SAYS....

Rusty Shackleford

As soon as Matt started talking about the Will Smith slap being a false flag I had to turn it off. I'm getting really sick of this episode structure that is just Matt talking about shit that he literally doesn't know a single thing about and just rambling until he forgets what he's saying and everyone else gives up on trying to cut in. I would literally pay for a version of the podcast that just cuts Matt out of it anytime he goes over 20 seconds without anyone else talking.

james

If you listened for one more second he disavows the false flag theory

Dan

Morbius really looks like shit. If it bombs hard enough, it could bring a merciful end to Superhero movies.

etienne

dude F1 is fire this season. HAM BOT VER looks mostly completely out the window? unless Merc manages to fix the aero

Taxman

New season of "The Slap" and corresponding This Is Sus coming when?

Doug Cartel

agreed, fuck the saudis and their genocidal war against yemen

etienne

[Posting Through It] okay so how come they think it would be funny to take a comedy road trip movie through europe to deliver a nuclear warhead to Tehran but think it's good that Ukraine gave the soviet nukes back to russia because it's "reducing nuclear proliferation" and "appropriate given the distribution of spheres of influence in eastern europe"

etienne

sry I came to the conclusion the bit I was pushing forward was actually not funny

Doug Cartel

Ok someone deleted a post because I was drunk and dumb enough to fall for their troll post so if you're still here just know it was no biggie

etienne

yeah yeah I was trying to meta-troll but it fell completely flat so I dirty deleted

etienne

this platform leaves the most bizarre traces when I delete an original thread. I really gotta stick to the sub-comments when I want to post spice

Doug Cartel

irony is fucking hard but dont give up

etienne

I have a posting addiction and I'm using the chapo patreon comment section as harm reduction

Yup

Rusty Shakeshack is wrong. Matt's contributions are the best part of the whole damn show

etienne

im gonna start hating on will just because matt and felix (and amber) get too much shit in the comment section, gotta balance it out. fuck will menaker and his articles. sick and tired of him reading the news paper. the name of his parents on wikipedia are too blue. always trying to make references to his wide knowledge and immaculate taste of movies and novels like he thinks he's better than us? im laying down the law right fucking now. everytime an ep drops and its not a This Is Sus or a Inebriated Past or a Hell of Presidents or a Time for my Stories or a Chris-lead ep im fucking skipping this bitch clean off my feed.

Mitch H.

Fuck Chris Wade. This podcast used to sound like everyone was calling from a gas station bathroom. No pops, no crinkles, no constant buzzing from either a radiatior or ceiling fan. Bullshit, that's not how real podcasting is done. If this doesn't go back to ASMR from an American Civil War medical tent people just coughing and shitting directly into the mic I'm unsubbing.

Nolan

Hi, what lifestyle brand of politics do you have?

Titivilis

I just think, regardless of anything, if I gotta pick between Chris Rock and Will Smith in some basically meaningless spat, I got Chris Rock's back 100%, and the cleavage there is kind of illuminating. I got Chris Rock and am on team Chris Rock, and stand absolutely in opposition to anyone whose intuition leads them to pick the other side, because they are, on a fundamental level, more the enemy of the good than even the right wing psychos of this country.

Mokomuku

They’re always making fun of people wanting safe spaces and now they want one of their own

Gwen Rebecca

Lmao I got a hole in one when I was like 13, what a dork ass story

Katherine Ripley, LCSW

Wow. Usually I respect and appreciate your guys’ take on things, but your commentary on Roxane Gay’s article was way off. Of all the people in this world whom you could roast for 30 minutes, you choose a black woman who was gang raped as a child and has spent her career helping people understand the impact of violence/trauma, and is now trying to call attention to the usually unseen/undefended pain of black women? Usually you guys always punch up. Why are you punching down all of a sudden? Your commentary indicates that you did not even make an effort to understand the point she was making. I really hope that this podcast doesn’t turn into the three of you just being contrarian for the sake of it, but it kinda seems like it’s going in that direction.

Tea Ess

At a certain level of fame it becomes fine to make fun of people for bad takes. Roxane Gay has done a lot of good work and also puts a lot of dumb shit into the discourse like the McDonald’s toy thing, it’s fine to clown on the latter

AbeLinkin

Roxanne was grasping at straws in this one to relate the incident to past traumas and we should call it like we see it. No slight to her as a person. She just missed the mark here

Of course

Roxane Gay endorsed Hillary Clinton in 2016 and Elizabeth Warren in 2020. Identity and lived experience/trauma excuses none of that. She's a recurring columnist at the New York Times and a visiting professor at Yale, so there is no "punching down" here. There's nothing liberatory or feminist about encouraging men to beat each other up because a wealthy celebrity woman may have been offended about a balding joke. On the other hand, imagine wasting ink on a Hollywood dust up or the gender of McDonald's toys when a billion people don't have shoes and two billion don't know where their food is coming from next week, as we careen toward climate catastrophe while grimly hoping our suffering will be cut short by a global thermonuclear holocaust.

J P 3

I doubt that the GOP's mandarins and money people are going to let Trump win the party nomination in 2024. Similar to Bernie 2020, where party leaders clearly had a plan for derailing his nomination after not really taking him seriously in 2016, I have to think that the GOP's backers are doing the same with Trump. There is no way that he gets the same kind of free media attention that he did in 2015-2016 for starters. Also, the party leaders pretty clearly showed their cards on Jan. 6th. In Sept 2020 when McConnell convinced Trump to abandon the second stimulus, I took that as a pretty clear signal that McConnell et al were trying to help Trump lose. I think the party was OK using Trump after 2016 (and he was happy to use them as well), but the role of the president in our system is to mediate between different power brokers and interest groups. The function of the president in our system is more that of a middle manager, not a CEO or a mob boss. The real power brokers spend decades effectively vetting and supporting people as they move up through the ranks, and the organizations that help to lift up political leaders are the result of decades of investment and work. The system still operates as joint venture between powerful interest groups, more than a kind of personalized dictatorship. On the other hand, Charles Koch is 86, and Trump is only 75. So who knows.

Gaz

Smart money is on Manic Pixie Fangirl being a Felix sockpuppet account. He's evolving.

dog stone

matt is an enlightened being, you need to welcome the healing chakras into your body

Scot Forsythe

Everyone is gettin jiggy wit dis feral sandrich

Dan

Lol if you have a lot of money you need to accept the fact that you will get made fun of.— totally naive shit right there. The fact right is that there aren’t real appropriate consequences for saying the wrong thing, especially if your are a journalist or a comedian or commentator. Violence is not the answer, but cancelling someone isn’t great either for a number of reasons. All these guys can think of is dueling, and in the case of smith, who likely has been in a precarious relationship with his wife, and sees his craft falling out of the zeitgeist, probably wouldn’t mind putting it all on the line with a flintlock in hand. But saying rich people just have to take it, I’m sure that’s what people want to hear, but it doesn’t work like that. They will demand satisfaction in some form or another. Money isn’t everything, and I wouldn’t underestimate how petty some of these rich folks are naturally. I’m surprised Felix didn’t bring up how Khabib is calling for Covington to be blacklisted from the UFC saying the wrong things. These guys get paid to beat the shit out of each other and yet they still are trying to cancel each other for saying the wrong thing. But like bad comedians, their viewers and patrons love the shallow edginess of people like covington and that trumps the consequences from their peers. On top of elite overproduction, demands from their piggy patrons, people will always demand satisfaction when an insult really lands and goes unchecked. There’s no form of getting the elites in line right now, so you get the slap.

etienne

a multi millionaire pimp slapping a slightly less multi millionaire over a hair joke is anti elite action

Dan

Elites need a method of settling disputes that corrects their conduct, and doesn’t “cancel” one another. Cancel culture, deplatforming, and now this attack, all happen to be a way of dealing with disputes without settling anything. What’s worse is doesn’t help anyone else in any way! They are always going to demand satisfaction, and they are going to get it in one way or another. It’s just a fact.

etienne

Dude you're missing the big picture allright. If Will Smith was that mad about Christ Rock for laughing at his wife and Will Smith was as much of a big shot in Hollywood as Will Smith is, he could just pull some string to fuck over Chris Rock next time he's looking for an acting or brand endorsement contract. Those two guys don't need our help to settle their family disputes.

Jonathan G

Her parents were relatively wealthy, supporting her through college and paying her rent until she was 30.[12]

Dan

Naw dude the elites should all just blackball each other and it will in no way effects us. In no way do we become casualties who are caught up in their messy petty bullshit. That’s the big fucking picture right there. In no way does that devolve to the point where it endorses open violence, how would that happen? They’re elites? Don’t they just want to feel better than us? I’m not underestimating the pettiness of human nature am I? No fucking way.

Dan

It’s a cope of how elite-hate backfires. When you hate them for being rich, you forget they aren’t lizards from outer space. They are weird fucked up children with too much power.

Clare Patterson

hearing will’s attempt at a kiwi accent was a hate crime against new zealand

Gwen Rebecca

Matt's analysis of the culture war seems off. The political wonks of the GOP can easily make up another thing to jump to after they almost inevitably win this most recent spate of anti-lgbt legislation, they do it all the fucking time. Not six months ago it was CRT they were going after and I'm sorry but they fucking won that one too.

Gwen Rebecca

Seems very stupid and short-sighted.

TheSingleE

did will not know that "warrior poets" is a braveheart reference that detail was sitting right there for you to clown on

Dan

It was also a Colbert line from his old show.

Myrmec

Audio stops for me at 39min - what gives??

Taylor

Rise of the