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Helllllloooo babies! Just as we anticipated, Eric Adams explores a run for president in 2024, so we look at the possibility of New York’s mayor taking his vibe revolution national. We also look at some juicy financial drama going on over at Black Rifle Coffee Company, plus, Tom Friedman’s sad, ominous lunch with the President.

Catch us a Pickathon August 6th, tickets at: www.pickathon.com

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Mike Wallace

Matt in this one still cooking today

Joe

Thirst.

Zach Young

Pick a thong is too expensive

Recursive Audio

Billy Woods! Hope he plays stuff from “hiding places”

Chris

*at

Thom

Bah crap the shock pivot to Cara Delavigne gossip gave me whiplash.

Matthew

FYI the star barn or we at pickathon is limited capacity

Connor

Anyone have the ep # for the suicide squad episode

Leif

I love the slop

Jessica S

My husband bought a Tesla recently, and thoughtfully bought me one of those doohickies that will cut your seat belt and break the window, acknowledging my fear of being cooked alive. 🤷‍♀️ It’s nice to feel heard, I guess, lol.

ScottB

JSON at the White House is a good bit

justdave

It takes at least a moment or two to hack and cut your way out of that situation, also the horror of your husbands mangled corpse death gripping your shirt will add a few seconds, and a combustion event would happen almost instantaneously. Maybe it'll be helpful if your ever submerged- but that sounds like suicide

Shiv

troughin up

T.A. Martin

I love your title. My favorite variation is "Full heart, empty bladder, can't lose." Texans do not find that funny.

Adam Outrage

Their description of UBI just makes it sound cooler.

justdave

I kinda want one of those sick black rifle coffee hoodies now

Shiv

There’s no *Polish Dream*? Sad

Dan

As soon as Will mentioned the Big Bopper, I immediately thought of Peter Boyle in“Clyde Bruckman’s Final Repose”. Glad to be on the same wavelength.

Mitch H.

Texans love getting kidney stones from refusing to piss.

raychilldolezal

God damn that break stuff drop got me good

Bil

Not that weird an order at all

BigBoto

yo yo yo i'm all outta oatmeal so i popped a cantaloupe for this one. might go crazy and plop some cottage cheese in that shit

B2B Commuter

Lmao. So I’m watching Billions right now and I’m pretty sure that the corporate raider that hit Black Rifle with the letter you’re reading plagiarized the line about not mistaking their investment as a vote of confidence from the activist letter that Axe sent to the board of YumYum baked goods in like the second or third episode of the series.

caroline

haven’t listened yet but black rifle coffee tastes like shit. my mom’s neighbor gave her a bag of it when he sold her a gun. We brewed it once and it was like drinking acid.

LET ME DELETE MY ACCOUNT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES

The massage thing comes from their first sexual experience. Being in some situation with older and younger male friends on their 18th and they pay for and make them have a massage with a happy ending. Which is both formative for their sexual understanding, but also their first blackmail.

Jon W

Try it with a bit of Prosciutto. Real king shit.

Matty C

That FDIC Felix referenced already exists: access to Navy Federal Credit Union and USAA are literally stated benefits nowadays because the service requirements make them the most stable/consumer friendly CU/Banks in the country. NFCU paid me through every shutdown no questions asked.

Dan Leaf

“CIB” is a combat infantry badge awarded to infantry or special forces guys who served in combat. If the dad of the 1791 guy has one it means he likely was somewhere in a battlefield.

Doug Cartel

Interstellar but Elon is matt maccwonaughy and the future ghost trying to touch him in the spaceship is a teenage masseuse

Squeet Deedle

this episode title is very good but Suicide By Mall Cop also would have been excellent

Ascetic Blur

"Erik Adams Demon Hunter" is going to kick so much ass when he drops it on Netflix

Clean Shirt Piggie

For ease of reference use “Poppy” Bush. It rolls off the tongue

IHaveHemorrhoids

Your guys' batting average has been superb recently

Bill

Gotta do a Chapo live show from the new Hard Rock in times Square.

Nobody

Opinion columnists should be banned. I genuinely don't understand why anyone on any political spectrum gives a shit about what these weird people have to say

Mark Schneider

So glad that the inventor of the Friedman Unit to promise US success in Iraq (in some ever receding future) thinks that the empire/ "coalition" is doing great in Ukraine, I am so full of confidence now I'm gonna go get myself a massage to celebrate.

Simon

pure mathematics is a term that distinguishes from applied mathematics. Probably there is no degree called "pure mathematics" but I can imagine someone calling their degree that. sorry, I'll shut up now

Warbs

I wanted it to keep going and build a bit; very funny.

etienne

"pure" vs. "applied" is baby talk. You're either a mathematician, or an engineer, or a statistical analyst, or a quant, or a graphics programmer, or whatever. Not an "applied mathematician"

Porblorbulon

"For 10 dollars you can see basically everything." -Chris Wade

Smizmar

I love you all so much.

Michael Branes

i'd like to know if the pod likes any king gizzard... nonagon infinity opens the door

Joseph Hart

pure math is real, usually it’s just called a degree in mathematics but “pure” distinguishes it from “applied” math which is more like engineering

archipelago_go

you want a real God-Emperor level treat, cut a cantaloupe in half, scoop out the guts, and fill the hole with Port wine. Then bite the end off a churchill and watch the world burn in comfort

justdave

Well, maybe someday chump

Kinetics Video

Paul Blarted out of the veil of tears

etienne

okay no I got to it in the ep and it's even worse, basically like saying you're a mathematician is basically saying that as a living you munch on fresh picked magic shrooms and rotate 11 dimensional shapes in your head. "I guarantee you that the mathematics I practice are several fields of separation away from being useful in real life" but noo this guy's actual living is that of the noble Activist Investor, that is, guy who buys 2 shares of a somewhat ailing corporation and tells them they need to fire everyone right now and give everything back as dividends

etienne

guy who's like, oof sheesh real bad day at work today, I was trying to rotate a hyperbolic manifold into post-Hohmaniann quaternions and accidentally hit an unsolved Hillbert's. This is gonna take me months to sort out at least

Kinetics Video

I'm not really the target market for Dem messaging, so really who knows what those people want to hear. But my sense is people are just tired of hearing about the cops, pro and con. No one thinks they solve anything and no one thinks they'll ever be safer from them, just another ludicrously overpriced service and safety risk we take for living in America.

Ian Woods

“There’s no German dream”, oh Eric, how quickly we forget. Biggest dumb guy energy I’ve felt in a long time. Obvious presidential contender.

Bryan Jennings

Having a segment with both securities fraud AND shitting on vetbros? Fantastic. As for going to prison for securities fraud, next guy likely to is Trevor Milton of Nikola Motors, his trial is in July. The whole story there is absolutely insane.

Mitch H.

Pure mathematics is what got John Dee arrested for witchcraft. And we need to bring those laws back.

Nolan

Hey fellas, maybe CHAZ was really just in our hearts this whole time.

Evan Boulware

The Chapo Offbook shoutout was a nice surprise

orc

Chapo live from margaritaville

Annie Brennan

I grew up going to pickathon, I’m so excited

SH

Just one of those days, huh Chris?

Jocelyn

we've been watching your riffs we want you to come aboard as the fourth mic its me will from chapo

MKatieUltra

We call the oxidized nightstand water “mouth kombucha” ok

Gordon Schmidt

Very sad that Chapo and Nick Mullen are hitting up Portland a year after I moved away. I miss you, Portland :(

William

Lol some Germans did have a dream. I don't remember how that ended up

justdave

No I'm Will, and I'm gay

Simon

All I'm saying is Will was surprised by the term 'pure mathematician' and its not the most unusual term to hear (I have heard it several times before) I'm not defending this one guy who obviously sucks shit

Crosley Querin

Holy crap that Eric Adams haters, waiters quote... your next president.

etienne

i just love typing in posts and clicking publish

Derwood

Thinking about traveling just to see you guys and Armand Hammer. Billy Woods is insane, History Will Absolve Me is a masterpiece

justdave

I too dyslexia dream polish waiters

justdave

I'm dying laughing thinking about someone who confuses dyslexia with being polish

Salid Tahsaar

Egg shaped is also a distinguishing dick feature

DS

Mayor Adams is right. "Be the change you want to see in the world" - Eric Adams. "There is no white America. There is no black America. Only the United States of America." - Eric Adams.

Hector Jaime

How does Will pronounce “Dan Rather”?

J.P. McD.

I got a duplicate, is that PocketCasts bugging or is there a stealth edit slipped in? I should obv listen to the original to hear the naughty bits right?

Luke

I’m from a mustard bbq region but i gotta say dry rub is best

blackFFillip

are we counting umms and uhhhs

Jim McKenna

Matt’s take on Enchantress is funny as hell. “Awful”. I’m shamed to admit how turned on I was by her just because of the reeking filth, but that’s me.

Kez, please hold me

What's the jamaican american influencer (food related) Felix references?

Ruadh

I'm with you Simon

William

Every year approx 50 cops die in the line of duty from gunshot by their own accounting

Brendan Carroll

You ain’t nothing but a waitress in space 🎶

Brian Wright

Just FYI the Purple Heart and bronze star are both only awarded for combat related injuries/conduct.

ac1dP1nk

Like tripping over your laces into a fat fryer while yelling at your subordinates about scud missiles overshooting your base by 3 miles

Maxwell Harkness

with articles like tom friedman in it, you can't lose!