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652 - Live in Portland: Is America Burger? feat. Bill Oakley (8/8/22) (Patreon)

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2022-08-09 01:31:32
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2026-06

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Live from the Aladdin Theater in beautiful Portland, Oregon! Chapo is joined by our Women’s Auxiliary Unit of Kath Krueger & Amber Rollo and America’s #1 treats connoisseur Bill Oakley to discuss the issues of the day. Topics include: Portland’s phallocentric history, Alex Jones’ legal losses, Nancy Pelosi’s trip to Taiwan, and the recent victory for abortion rights in Kansas. Plus: can women find true fulfillment through becoming landlords? AND: a roundtable discussion of fast food culture in America featuring a tasting menu of local Portland delicacies selected by Mr. Oakley himself. Truly a value sized show!

Dates + Tickets for our live shows (including the Ft. Lauderdale show now rescheduled to 10/30) are here: https://www.chapotraphouse.com/live

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Jason

fist

saintbeau

#IGotSluttedOutByFelixAtChapoTrapHouseLive

Talcum Gladwell

Loved the show, really can't thank them enough for coming here and not spending ten minutes making fun of homeless people, that shit is old.

Regan

Mr Wonderful knows alot about boating fatalities

CoatCheckDream

Last person I know to use the handle "The Consumer" was Erik Nagel of Opie & Anthony fame. Are you Erik Nagel?

Billy Thunderhawk

I just watched the steamed ham Simpsons episode today. Tomorrow I go and attempt to inspire college freshman towards climate activism. Signs and wonders.

let me delete please

What are you talking about, y’all have plenty of female listeners! We’re just all trans lol

Caleb Beck

those were some comfy one room schoolhouse chairs in that theater lol. had a great time

Bilbo

checking in, yep

Gordon Schmidt

I miss Portland so bad I shouldn't have moved :(

Mark

Chris did a great job during the introduction, it was really satisfying how the beat drop right when he said Chapo

Josh

I really enjoyed the show! Glad others get to hear it too.

Will

Aw shit Math Munchers

Ben Dayho

Matt, eat a bag of Dick's (I want to read the review)

Archibald

Felix’ there is a light that never goes out bit killed me

Declan Kennedy

Inspired choice on that outro music, Chris

Cole

Amerikkkans are fat and eat burgers

Michael S. Judge

"Real Estate Investher" sounds like a landlord named Esther in a Coen Bros. movie about Santo Trafficante's Miami

Ozzie

Culver’s butter burger is fine but a bit overrated by Midwest ex-pats

Antonio

That girl boss landlord article will probably create a generation of Maoist incels

Jessica S

Mmm. Steamed ham.

Mitch H.

Just say he's drunk

jay alan

Glad I got to see you guys live! Thanks for comin 💫🙏🏻

Justin

I’m not even through the intro Music and I’m already so nervous

Ty Baron

Katherine was great. Want her on the show more

Teagan

Matt is so funny

October

I just ordered 6 pints of ice cream from Salt & Straw. I shouldn't listen to these guys when I'm this high.

William

Nah, Culver's/Freddie's beats the shit out of every other fast food burger. In and out is the most overrated slop I've ever had

William

Only halfway through but that first half could be one of the best Chapo episodes of all time on its own

Doug Cartel

weird how the catholics are both 1- funding all these anti-abortion movements and 2- accused of child abuse on every inhabited continent they must be worried about their supply anyways hey abortion haters hows 59-41 for a silent majority you fucks

William

You should hear the les mis version too if you havent

C. Ries

White women are the bourgeoisie of race and gender

C. Ries

Stop bringing those mediocre broads on stage

Conner Dolezal

Lol @ Chapos outing themselves as being too stupid to make good hummus

H G

going in my spreadsheet

john mccainus

the women's kkk took my baby away

Post Void

Pity they didn't have a dice roll, could have had Worcester Oregon.

Marisa

You guys know the real guy Ari Gold was based on is Rahm Emmanuel’s brother, right?

buttface

the eating on stage was excessive

Andy West

Dimes Square Lisa is a deeply cursed thought.

Jessica Rios

What a dumb episode and thank goodness I didn’t pay to go to that show. Listening to you guys try food and smack your lips and talk with your mouth full made me want to vomit. Also, I was wondering how long it would take for Matt’s girlfriend, the “comedian” to worm her way onto the show. Sooner than I had guessed. Gross and ohhhhh so damn cringe.

Robert Buxton

The "unmarried woman" may be not required but useful because it needs to be clear what homestead rights come with the property.

3SOC

Matt will never love you

Evan Scott

Thank you for standing up for Arbys

Boaz Corey

I just heard an interview with Don Henley the other day where he's unironically explaining how the burger represents the essence of American culture.

——

I have a very lucrative job in healthcare. I don’t make quite as much as the chapo boys, about $650K/year a piece I’d estimate. My question to my fellow high six figure democratic socialists is, how do you respond to people criticizing your success? What do you say when people demand you rationalize your income with your left wing beliefs?

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Ps I have a brick pizza oven in my backyard and I just don’t think I should feel bad about that.

James Proulx

Is Matt somehow unaware of the existence of Olive Garden? That's a national "Italian" food chain. Right?

Matt

Matt is right. Tavern style is the superior pizza. We have deep dish like 4 times a year in Chicago.

Evan Scott

Depends on what your job is

C. Ries

Not fast food

C. Ries

This isn’t the first time she’s been on

justdave

It's easy, as a 'leftist' - I believe you should be taken behind the chemical plant, have you put your head against a pipe, then executed for being an actual parasite who makes money off of people who need medicine

justdave

If I were you I'd just do something else, instead of pretending your God ordained success was anything but graft

Gulb

I will give you boys $8.50 if I can be on as a guest

Daffy

You say nothing. Shut up and listen. DO something if you are able. Donate, volunteer, support mutual aid, hand out blankets to the unhoused, break curfew, find a black church that will accept your help, etc. It's really not that hard, rich guy. Date a black girl and then let her criticize you. It's not your income that makes you privileged. It's your state of mind.

skrrt vonnegut

OJ Simpson stands for Objectionable Jewish Simpson

MKatieUltra

Matt is so right about tavern style Chicago pizza, I’ve had screaming matches over this w ny friends

Chris Ryan

In and out is horrendous. People talk about flying out from the east coast to try it.

Micheline

Where I’m from we call this “grandma style”, anybody else?

Greg

I love Chris saying "he's going to talk about the Gyro" right before Matt goes off on the gyro

3SOC

imo if someone is demanding an answer like that from you they're probably just being a dick unless you're rolling up to the mutual aid dropoff just to stunt in the rari and throw a balloon of champagne on a homeless guy. and if its a conversation online then theyre definitely a dick and you should go to the mutual aid dropoff instead of reply

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2026-09-17 02:00 I have nothing to say just Patreon is telling me I'm not following anyone and I want to post to test because it will maybe annoy someone
2022-08-11 00:05

justdave

What happened to you?

Logan

Arby's sucks dick and I'm pretty sure they paid our Trappo Chop Haus bois

justdave

No your fine, bike messengers are cool, but horses are 1000% the coolest thing on earth, I'm sorry I gush over them, I did not grow up with them

justdave

And if you want to talk religion, ive seen a 1200 lb animal, who's faster than any bike, jump a 10 ft fence, then kiss my face

justdave

Alright it was like a 6 ft fence

justdave

'My posting is off' is the lamest shit ever written in the herstory of the world

Brandon

Little did we know the “trad” and “vaping like crazy” reference was referring to Virgil 💀💀

Lexe

Woooo!

justdave

Goddamit Claire, you win. Keep the kids, I dont even care anymore!

Thief of Kings

Understanding Matt's pain having just moved out of the city. Fucking great pizza.

Sam D

They always talk about how bad Felix's reply guys are. I haven't had a Twitter account for years. Can someone describe to me what they are like?

Jacob Jones

Y'all can hang me from a lamppost, but Jack's (an Alabama chain) is phenomenal. Biscuits, Chicken, Burgers, even them fries coated in Flavacol, you can murder me, but I have few things to be proud of in Alabama, and Jack's is one of them. Goddamn. West Coast owns with In-N-Out, Five Guys is definitely the peak national burger, but I'm proud of Alabama and Jack's. Y'all can judge me. It's fine, but give a Big Bacon a shot and dip them fries in some house honey mustard. Sooooo good. And the bacon, egg, and cheese biscuits. Heaven. Jack's has the epitome of a Southern biscuit. Shilling for Jack's on Chapo...

Grace Van de Pas

The guy who describes meat industry history through veterans' franchises feels very similar to the lady who describes landlording through feminism to me... just feels weird to get through that whole segment without even a little dark humor.

teacup

I'm gonna hang you from a lamppost

Liam

Jesus the audience sucked for this. The hosts don’t wanna hear you yell shit at them during bits