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Comedian Tom Myers stops by the pod to discuss the news of the day, including Ron DeSantis’ immigrant trafficking stunt, Lindsay Graham’s proposed federal 15 week abortion ban, Brett Favre’s Mississippi welfare fraud, and an important new scientific discovery.

Check out Tom’s pod Tom Myers vs. The Rest of the World here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/tom-myers-vs-the-rest-of-the-world/id1538275781

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Shfifty_five

Yeah, I'd even argue it's actually a bit better than Waffle House.

Reece Coren

please have tom back on 🙏

Urik Mej

Necro posting but best line in this is when Tom refers to a website as being “Hartford based”

Quinn Johnson

I’ll be taking a bong hit transplant to this one

Ll

TOM MYERS?

Frank

what

Major bit me

Brett Favre is back babyyyyy

Samuel Matthew Hilton

Felix's sheepish question, "have you had the same cat for a long time?" Came across a little creepy weird.

Ben C

No fucking way

Danny

wut

Big Tex

Holy shit

Nick D

No way

Chance

Make Chapo Innate Again

Nolan

Bong hit transplant

chubbs941

What did I subscribe to, the cum transplant podcast?

Brandon

are you fucking serious

Aria N

The king!!! 👑👑👑

J. A.

It'd be funny if Tom and Stavros link up to make a podcast

Peter Annee

This is the get of the century. Chapo has achieved what the cum boys never could

McNuggie

BONG HIT TRANSPLANT

Dyyyyylan

So, you see *sniff* ideology is the bong hit transhplant of today.

Z

Did I just get a bong hit transplant?

John

Nick's gonna be pissed

Coleman

Hell yea dude

Mark

How’d y’all get him before Nick and Adam?

Christian Johnson

Wait, is Tom Myers the comedian that Cum Town always used to goof on?

dick sucky

"Have you fucked recently?"

Alek

NO WAY

RRG

Absolute coup

Jawn Feddermang

Does buddy make a CATmeo? Listen to find out

Nic Briana

Federal ban on bong hit transplants

Salid Tahsaar

Never WILL. Tom doesn’t dabble in juvenile banter, no matter how center left it might be

DJT

WOW! i cant wait to listen to this episode. The most surprised ive ever been by a guest

S

Holy SHIT

Peter Annee

So I was listening to a podcast and I start hearing them talking about 7-11, the GPS voice, having a grave plot next to their parents, and some old old material about JFK. And I’m like what did they have a Tom hit transplant?

Joseph Dixon

I know Nick is behind this somehow

Christopher Blanchet

I assumed it would be Nick Mullen doing a bit in the opening but nope, this is him. What the hell is this lol

Shawn Hayes

Debate: Myers/Christman. America's soul lies in the balance.

Will Wade

The only guest Matt is willing to argue with

Ben

What is going on. Why is this happening

Brett

LOLL

csalyer .

No. You haven't done this.

Brett

Yes

Isaac Andersen

I haven’t listened to this and I already know it’s mean

gurit

Poor Matt lmao

T K

I have to assume this is trolling and it’s not THE Tom Myers because otherwise who would be watching the 7-Eleven while he’s recording this?

Mark Cichra

If this is what we think it is, this might be the best Chapo episode

John

having an incredibly unfunny guy on as a bit lol

RyGuy

I was sure this was gonna be a fake out but holy shit they actually got Tom

Zach H.

I feel the whole point of the interview may have been to try and squash Tom’s beef with the boys of Cumtown

Brent in TX

this is a great Matt episode

Harry

lmao no way

Leonardo DiCaprizoliano

I couldn’t believe it when I saw the Episode description. The OG Tom Myers. I bet Nick would be unironically happy if his making fun of Tom helped his career in some way. Cosmic justice.

Poppy Chulo

This episode would have been 10x better without this guest. He added nothing substantive to the whole episode.

Vince

Tom Myers is the center-left voice America needs rn

Woke Batou

Just remembered Stavy ethering this guy

Adam Hoefler

I've never listened to cum town so i feel like a dark souls character trying to wrap my head around ancient lore.

Yairo Martis

There's something about Brett Favre...

Joseph Dixon

That r Kelly bit was a tommy m classic

Chinaman Jones

A comment that just made no sense on the part of Tommyboy. Like is the joke that R Kelly could argue that the piss was just squirt? Because squirt being proven to be piss would just mean that even if he said they “just squirted” they were peeing anyway. What a dingus

Yairo Martis

Disagree. He got Matt going and Matt brilliantly laid out Democrats purposeful purposelessness.

Chris Car

Squirting is awesome

Dr Nermal Funkenstein

They obviously wanted his hilarious takes on what you call people from Maryland

Dylan C.

This episode is like going to your friend's house when you're a kid and his mom says you need to let his little brother play with you

Joe

We want Chapo Cat House!

Bryan

*skip*

Bobby Volcano

Tapping out at 53:38 and can't believe there could be 5 more minutes

Matt

All irony and pod lore aside, it is simply remarkable just how unfunny Tom Myers is.

kenton

the clout you guys have to get TOM FUCKING MEYERS i really hope he knows that he's beloved by the audiences of the people that mock him

kyle brown

Yet another boring unfunny guest with takes more basic than a goldfish

Dyyyyylan

The initial joke is funny, but he’s just a lib.

Ben A

Give Tom a permanent spot

Jenn

Who is this third rate Stephen Colbert?

LILSLIMEY

Where was he going with that?

Liathroid Jenkins

This was when the episode really just imploded a bit... when the pretence of cordial respect was just obliterated by the force of the TomBomb

Alexandr

Tooooooooooooooooom Myeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs A COMEDIAN!!!

dan

no way

Josh

This guy is a fucking loser

Polly Walnuts

Yeeeeeeesh, brutal silence after that R Kelly joke. I slowly realized I was clenching my teeth a bit, that's how long. But to be fair, Matt's impression of rich *Mississippi celebrities was funnier than all the stuff the guest said. Combined.

HuffingGasInTheShed

You guys need to cut Tom in on a share of this episode for my conscience

Tom

I was immediately uncomfortable when I saw this post in my podcast feed and that stayed with me through the entire listen.

Michael

I appreciate Matt tying the political culture and situation in Mississippi into a wider world context with Hungary. He also smacked that political “project” down with ease.

Kyle

Silence lesser Kyle

kenton

you ungrateful dummies, this ep is fire

aaron Thomas

Can someone give me a TL;DR on the Cum Town beef?

will michel

damn matt is spitting🔥🔥🔥

alex eustace

Why? I think I’m out of the loop on this

Garth Hillsborough

This guy has the political clout and awareness of a starfish, Not good, folks!

Jack

this ep absolutely sucks but im so happy it exists

NY

It’s so funny how Tom just refuses to even acknowledge the fact that Dems fund ads for further right Republicans. It’s kind of funny how Matt is explaining everything pretty straightforwardly, and he just isn’t getting it lol. TOM MYERS, A COMEDIAN…

Garth Hillsborough

Actually I change my mind. The recent episodes were too good, it's smart to put out a bad episode to keep expectations at the proper level.

becks

Yes please I wanna know

Francisco

Tom Myers is the greatest comedic mind on earth

Johnny Boddy

Tom won’t squash the beef, said Nick seems like “he drinks a whole can of paint before going onstage”. Hilarious Tom comment, I agree, but that’s what we love Nick for. Also I’m gay

Matt Grippi

I think this might be too much cringe for me to handle

Harry Russ

You either know what it means for Tom Myers to be the guest or your don't listen to Cumtown.

Basil

Can't wait to hear Nicky Millions' thoughts on this development.

SF

Loving the angry comments from people who don’t know who Tom myers is

nicedickdude

Tom Myers is 100x funnier and wittier than that disgusting fat Greek pedophile Stavros Halkias

Siddhartha

Chapo does what Cum Towndon't (get Tom Myers on as a guest)

William

Rough episode there

William

Theres still a little room in his explanation to lose regular people

Gebicca

I was going ballistic at the end when Tom was talking about Nick and Cumtown

Will

Glad I read through these comments I was so confused by how much this guy fucking sucks and had nothing interesting or funny to say.

Matt

I got excited when they mentioned Cumtown at the end, but good ol’ Tom didn’t play ball and gave as stale an answer as possible.

SF

It’s pretty much the only time the birdbrained Patreon commenters have been right about a guest sucking— and it’s the guy who the whole thing about him is he’s a guy who sucks

Comrade Trash Panda

In all sincerity please keep having Liberals on. It's a great demonstration of the deep ideological rot at the center of Liberalism. Matt perfectly articulated the codependency of the duopoly, so perfectly that one should recognize that they effectively work as a single party and Myers response was to stutter and glitch for a second and then go right back to "blue no matter who". Ideology serves the social function of justifying an endless present. It colonizes the past and cancels the future. It's all the same, it will just be a little shittier each time around.

Will

I literally never read the comments but I had to figure out what the fuck was going on

SF

I advise against it in general!

David Browm

Unbelievable patience from Matt this episode. Honestly impressive

Tom

Suicide watch for legendary producer Nick Millions

Brody Knaak

This is a fascinating episode because Matt and the boys have to balance their searing hatred for democrats against interacting with a liberal they personally like

Polly Walnuts

Same, I've never listened to Cumtown so I had no idea about this guy or the history there, and it still felt as awkward as an episode of Peep Show.

Charlie

BONG HIT TRANSPLANT

Dan

Holy shit

Paul F. Holzfäller

That “Sweet Florida” song is some of the gayest shit I’ve ever heard. Imagine putting in all that effort of writing and recording just to suck off DeSantis.

Rob

Maryland though

kallampero

Haven't heard a guest this bad since the zoo crew single digits, that one and only time a right wing dork was brought on. Interview ended with him saying he'd pray for our misguided hosts and Will audibly rolling his eyes as he cut the feed.

Scot Forsythe

Half of those people probably have jobs by now…

Juji Gatame

You know Nick keeps a huge Da Joker revolver on the TAFS set, I'm worried about him now that you stole Tom off of him

Juji Gatame

Nick's whole vibe is sort of doing things you'd normally put someone on SW for except not in his case because it's Nick...but this might be a bing hit transplant too far

etienne

Dinner for Shmucks ass ep

Tom Joad

I am very disappointed that this wasn't just and hour long tom myers impression by nick.

Casey Odinsson

made it 22 minutes deep. what the fuck was that

C. Ries

Fuck you. At least this pathetic cockroach can expect more harassment online at least

Bobby Volcano

The fact that there are 180 comments about Tom not being funny and only one comment about the new E1 being extremely funny says a lot about society

etienne

level 1 chapo reply guy from 2017 guest

kallampero

So that's where "An Evening with Tim Heidecker" comes from...

ZAC

nice try boys. a valiant effort

etienne

I checked his twitter for fun and the top tweet back then was a qrt of "hunter biden is a national security threat" with "you misspelled "donald trump"" and I now have to face the fact that this was 100% earnest posting

greg

wardell ep sucked

Of course

Producer's Cut with the guest edited out.

Dan

There actually was a "Backdraft" themed attraction at Universal Studios Theme Park in LA when I went in the early 00's; in Japan, there still is.

Of course

My friends already send me NYTimes links. Except the interview with Will's father, I'd rather not listen to libs on Chapo.

🤷🏼‍♀️

Just gonna point out that Maryland? Not a real state. West of the Susquehanna River it belongs to West Virginia AND to the east (along with all of Delaware and that bullshit part of Virginia on the southern part of that peninsula) belongs to the great commonwealth of Pennsylvania

Of course

You cannot get enough of this... Amy Siskind: "Who were the women standing behind Lindsey Graham?" Tom Myers: "His dominatrices." ... Comedy gold-pressed latinum, and all for free on Twitter.

etienne

tom meyers is the host of a public radio show on Grand Theft Auto

bigboyseason

Did Tom have a bong hit transplant before recording this

Aaron

Worst episode ever

Of course

It was yet another missed opportunity to have Adolph Reed Jr on.

BureaucracyNow

Shaking it up with a normie MSDNC bro, keeping us on our toes

DJT

i cant believe people are complaining about this episode. I LOVED IT. That one second after Tom dropped the R Kelly joke was amazing lol toms the best

etienne

the trad cath beef arc was so fucking good

Stephen David Miller

I went into this being totally unaware of the “feud”, but I so badly wanted Tom’s response about how busy he was producing a podcast to be a joke. When it dawned on me that it wasn’t a joke…oh man. The whole episode took on a new light.

Aaron C

Tom was funny in a weird endearing sort of way lol

🤷🏼‍♀️

Listened to the whole thing. Gotta say after the whole “my dad bought me a cemetery plot next to them” my heart broke.

Harry

Nick millions seething rn

Baron

Zoo crew?

Baron

Who’s Adolph Reed?

Baron

Tom rocks, this was great

stop watcherman

Tafs rules fuck Stavros he was the mean one

Collyn Marsh

It feels like there was a joke behind having this guy on that I’m just not saturated with internet bullshit enough to get.

Corey Reynolds

I was worried the Chapo boys would be mean spirited to Tom. But no. The Chapo boys were respectful gentleman. Great show and great job dudes. Keep it up

Corey Reynolds

P.S. the fact that Chris and Felix kept their cool was awesome.

Ron Kooby

words of mass destruction

Bloomin Onion

You should seriously consider just bringing Tom in full-time. He and Matt had great chemistry ⚗️

nicedickdude

Comrades, he more than any of us understands the exploitation and alienation of profit driven capitalism. Love em or hate em, you gotta admit Tom is exactly right here. Support your fellow working class citizen and buy his new album. Join me… 🎵 SOLIDARITY FOREVER! SOOLIDAIRTY FOREVERRR 🎵

Demented Avenger

My shitlib friends need to hear Christman explain things to Myers. Maybe some of them will get it.

Mr. Lobotomy

Death to the two-party system! Death to capitalism!

nicedickdude

way to stand with a fellow member of the working class you fucking scab. Tom identifies as a comedian and political pundit and i think he's beautiful.

CD

This Tom was not funny.

etienne

thank you nice try but this is roughly the comedy equivalent of when right wigners go "triggered? oh that's right it triggers you that I identify as a attack helicopter". but good luck workshopping the bits

Besand

Pros: 4th episode mentioning Jacksonville FL! Cons: that guest was serving cringe 😬

etienne

do I *look* like anything besides a level 1 chapo reply guy?

Ian Fletcher

10 mins in and I can't stand this guest. His takes are garbage.

Liam Potter

/\ yes. I'll listen to basically anything chapo-related, but this episode was (almost) too insufferable.

Poppy Chulo

I know who he is from cumtown. And cumtown would be a great place for him to be a guest, not chapo. Imagine feeling superior for ironically liking a shitty guest.

Dean

This might be the only episode Stav and Nick listen to

Poppy Chulo

That bit with Matt lasted two minutes, and it was the kind of diatribe we get with the boys riffing on their own. Then we got 58 minutes of suck that some fans feel obligated tolike be ause it's cool to ironically love dogshit. No thanks.

Sep S.

Did they lose a bet

Chris Ryan

Yeah I am officially triggered at this point by the repeated attempts to let these dudes air out their dusty old boomer vocal cords. You can say this one was for inside baseball comedy purposes, but you still have the Adam McKay episodes and the horrendous Devo guy, etc.

Hugo

Dude chapos at least stay up to date with the topic you’re lampooning. The libs on MV shipped the immigrants off to a military camp in MA to be detained after like 36 hours

Baduncadonk

WTF happened with this booking?

Kai

Tom Myers? The comedian? Those Patreon dollars finally going to work. Clouted up, boys.

etienne

it's a big meme

etienne

I quit smoking and I don't know how it'l affect my shot at being hired as a white house intern and ... eating out Hillary to help her get back at Bill? masterclass

McNuggie

Does he smoke weed?

Jessica Rios

I agree. He seems like a CNN democrat.

Jessica Rios

I could feel his soul die a little. 😂

Tyler Sambucci

He’s famous for being bullied by the cum town podcast fans lol but chapo was not mean at all

Joe Hillside

That was the first time I ever heard tom Myers on a podcast and he lived up to every bit of the cringe

Will

Wait, someone recap plz

the nutsling guy

"With an avatar, a username and a bio like those, can you blame me? Oh, and you don't follow me anyway, so that shouldn't be an issue to you." -- Tom Myers as he retweets a guy named 'nutsling' out to all of his followers

Satcomdaemon

not sure Matt should be seated this closely to a lib. it sounded like a bomb was going to go off in his skull. like even more than usual...

Jeff

Yeah but… have u seen our flag tho?

Gulb

I feel kinda bad for this guy

J P 3

"Ron DeSatanist"?

etienne

so i found that the robot-based Grincore band Captured by Robots is gonna play my city and so I went to watch a live set on youtube recorded at the Bell House in 2017. the conceit is that the signer has been enslaved by robots to play death metal with them. The music was surprisingly good. But the stage banter. The stage banter was really chapo-centric bits about US politics. He dedicated a song to the person who killed democracy in the US: Debbie Wasserman-Shultz. It was really jarring to hear a ye olde chapo ep bit being said to a grindcore audience by a guy chained to a scrap metal guitar robot. Still felt more original and authentic than what this guest was on

Jeff

Matt perfectly articulated how the democratic party operates (intentionally never really move the needle left, perpetuate right-wing extreme candidates cuz it benefits them, etc.) and it kinda went right over Tom’s head cuz he appears to have MSNBC level lib mindset. Another commenter called his take “blue no matter who” and that’s pretty apt. Yeah it was a bit hard to get through that dialogue but the Matt takes in this are worth the listen (if you’re into that)

J P 3

Absolutely brutal.

MisterFingerguns

Captured By Robots is excellent, Jaybots stage presence is second to none

Jessica Rios

Listen to his latest Cush vlog. It’s sooo good. He was just breaking it all down so perfectly. It was recorded on Friday. It’s on twitch. Not sure about YouTube yet.

etienne

i was really surprised that the bots can genuinely play grindcore. probably gonna go see the show

J P 3

Maryland drivers are the worst. No joke.

CDK

TOM MYEEERRRRSSSSS

buttface

pretty whack stuff

Jim Knapp

Oh yeah? What did Desantis do? Get a bong hit-transplant?

Jim Knapp

No Tom Meyers slander here please

Evan Pitkin

Did Myers sue them? Cuz otherwise I'm having trouble understanding why he's on the podcast.

Besand

Honestly, a Masterclass in humanitarianism. You dropped these fellas 👑👑👑

Robert Buxton

The Martha's Vineyard thing comes off like a Tom Myers joke. I think that's why.

pq

Can't believe they went with "Sweet Sweet Florida" instead of "Sweet Home Tallahassee" It was right there, Lynyrd.

CW

i know no backstory about this guy or his show but i did not really care for this episode, listened to the end and guy just kinda liberally word vomits around

Patreonguy

Great to see Virgil’s back

Wyatt Courtney

i kept wondering what the joke was. never heard of this guy. i’ve done like 30 mins of looking into the beef and honestly i still don’t understand why this episode exists lol

Jessica S

Agreed. I love a good Matt rant.

Curtis Fooling

Great to see the Chapo boys finally get in on the people paying thousands of dollars to be guests on podcasts thing

Jessica S

Yeah, that’s a good summation.

Jessica S

Yeah, it was like he’d start off in the right direction but skitter back to that thinking of “but the republicans are always worse no matter what.” - blech. My opinion is the opposite. Republicans rarely try to mask their rot, because they wholeheartedly believe in it. Democrats are deliberate phonies: they are happy to always lose so they can say “the Republicans are so scary, you must give us more money to defeat them.” If they actually ran to win, and won consistently, they’d have to run on their non-existent record. They simply cannot break free of the fear mongering. It’s either stupidity or intentional greed to rake in donations. And frankly the voters who support them are worse that the republican base IMO. They continue to fall for the Dems slight of hand. And they refuse to see it for what it is. They aren’t just part of the problem, they are the problem. The republican base is perfectly happy to punish their politicians if they feel their representatives have betrayed them. Dems need to grow a spine.

Arrick

WH OMEGALUL

Jessica S

I think it’s good that I didn’t know the kerfuffle back story. The guy was the least to participate, so it’s all good.

kyledamon96

Coming out the gates with Ron Desantis, huh? I think the point was to show that RINO govs couldn't help but sic the National Guard on a few folks coming into Obama Island. I hope more Venezuelans get such excellent from The Episcopal Church.

Elliot Matheny

The source of the beef is Nick Mullen hard roasting Myer for his incongruous comedy and normie political takes.

Elliot Matheny

Felix was clearly trying to coax some hilarious candids from Tom, but that’s the thing with Tom. You never know when the bong hit transplant will strike

Elliot Matheny

That was definitely the banger of the night

Brendan Garcia

I used to live in northern VA, and 99/100, if you were driving 75 down the beltway, and some maniac passed you on your right going 90, you could be damned sure they had Maryland plates.

Evan

Can you re- release with Tom Meyers audio edited out? We will understand. Please.

Dick Wolf

This is high art

Mick Taylor

Tom Meyers was hilarious. Dude gets Interviewed by Big Dick Will Menaker and doesn’t even listen to the questions. Dude’s on chapo. Tom just being Tom made a mockery out of the only good media. Nothing is sacred. So beautiful. Such art.

Dick Wolf

In that you need a bong hit transplant to understand it

J P 3

In my experience it isn't just ordinary Maryland drivers, it's also Maryland's highway patrol. There are at least a half a dozen times over the years when I've driven 495 in Maryland where a cop car has entered the highway from an off-ramp, quickly crossed 4 lanes of traffic, and then zoomed off at like 85-90 mph. They drive like they are pace cars. With ordinary drivers it isn't just driving fast, it's weaving in and out of traffic, no signaling.

Tvvvv

Great episode

Jonathan France

I interact with/know far more trump people than normie msnbc bros, so this is welcome exposure.

Bil

Worst ep ever

Chris Forster

Goddamn I had to keep pausing it, listening to Tom's credulous dullard takes while they try to avoid saying anything to make him block them on Twitter is a hard listen

Steeeeve

It's the bit from the Simpsons where those girls tell teenage homer they think he's cool

Steeeeve

The joke is that he's a shitty comedian who has no idea he's shityy

Minnesota_Cold

I can't. I can't. I'm sorry I can't. Tom's not a bad guy but goddamn

David

This tool makes Amber seem entertaining by comparison

DRV

You people don't know how to enjoy things. I'm glad Chapo hears their fanbase but doesn't listen to them.

mrFireworksismyfathersname

So if anyone is confused search Tom Meyers cumtown on youtube and just listen to the first thing that comes up lmao

Joseph Mabrey

Tom was not ready for Matt's wrath

otis

Did they just grab a random guy off the street?

CW

i hope they get better jokes then, because this one did not seem to land lmao

B2B Commuter

Gotta say it. Brendan, regardless of how you feel about how fast the other car is going, if you’re getting passed on the right, it’s you that’s the bad driver.

No

BONG HIT TRANSPLANT

Chris Burton

So they invited on a guest as a ploy to make fun of him as an in-joke amongst themselves? That is pretty much the shittiest behavior ever.

Alex Alex Thomas

i’m gonna assume having him on was probably just a bit but him saying that he believed nick mullen would “drink a gallon of paint” before going on stage was very strange and a little fucked since i assume he’s referencing him being a recovering alcoholic

nicedickdude

Get bit on Brett Farve. How about that 48 Somali who defrauded MN school meal program for $250,000,000?

nicedickdude

You don't think Tom Myers is working class? This is comedy to you? youre an actual piece of shit.

etienne

and that's like the right wingers who get insanely angry at the joke before even finishing it

mrFireworksismyfathersname

didnt say you had to care, just providing context that I found helpful to understanding why this even happened. Also cumtown discussing Tom is legitimately funny

JV

how cringe is this? are they mean to him? I can't take much second hand embarrassment I need to know before I listen

etienne

they play softball with him but he's just naturally a bit cringe. matt gets play-angry at him for failing to understand that democrats really suck. it's not so bad, give it a go

LonesomeShoe

Wow, I actually made it to 23:07

Txoka Txoka

Loved when they asked Tom what people from MD are called and his reply was basically to say, I want to make a joke about what people from MD are called but I don’t have one.

Katie

Mississippi talk was funny bc it’s so clear that chapo guys cannot conceive of any poor southern state as a real place with real people

Brendan A. MacWade

Keep abducing and sending asylum seekers and migrants north, Texas and Florida. The further north they go, the better their chances they stay in the US. And we need more people.

Daniel

“Get bit”?

Tam Mansilver

This was like listening to the fellas interview my MSNBC-watching dad

Warbs

What's the "Maryland" count? Tom is mercifully unaware here. Brutal. No wonder Nick and Adam were in such a good mood this week.

N

Extremely non based clusterfuck of cacophony!

George P

That was incredible, bring on a comedian who barely even attempted to tell a joke and offered political analysis consistent with your average blue wave emoji in username twitter guy. Pure performance art.

EaZy E

Because you’re likely to enjoy Tom for the same reason. And because cumtown is good and cool.

saysthemachine

honestly, you’d get better content out of any random homeless person

etienne

you could hear the n-words escaping his cranium in the form of brain-waves

Dean

Little known fact: Tom Myers is actually from Maryland

Dean

I laughed pretty hard at “They [Cumtown] lied about things that I said” when most of what they did was play his comedy CD “Make America Inane Again” and make fun of it in real time

Ardy Rezv

Can’t wait for TAFS breakdown of this episode. Stav might have to make a cameo for that one.

A RQ

I remember reading some insane fan theory a while back that the boys would end the show on ep 666 so they can concentrate on their other weird LA movie projects and whatever. This episode has me convinced that’s happening next week.

justdave

People from Wisconsin all treat Farrrvra like Italians do their gay nephews- *spits*- its actually really funny, considering he used to be the cheese people's chosen one

Travis Jacobson

R Kelly is famously into watersports... connecting the dots between Kelly's proclivity to piss on underage girls and the scientific finding of squirt being pee is tenuous at best, but Tom Myers does it with the aplomb of a comedian who headlines open mic night at TGI Fridays across the Mid-Atlantic

Evan Scott

had no idea what was going on with this until the end when i was reminded that tom myers is a cumtown bit and then i was just kind of confused and weirded out

etienne

but yeah shout out to older cats. they do be vocalizing more. I have a 18 year old ancestral cat and he barely ever moewed for 10 years and now he's just constantly moaning and yelling at me. I love him

NovalisGuy

What the fuck is this

BS

i can't believe people are complaining that the king of comedy, tom "bong hit transplant" myers, is finally on the pod. some kids really don't get comedy nowadays. but i'm guessing that tom is too edgy for their millenial snowflake sensibilities...

Jay Wright 669

So this entire episode is just meant to be a real life troll on cumtown? Just goofing the guy to his face by ironically having him as a guest? Am I understanding that correctly?

Clean Shirt Piggie

Give up on political prediction and just make crude, snarky & sometimes offensive jokes. Amen brother that’s what we’re all about 16:15

Robert Karnick

Ron DeSantis sounds like Will’s Hillary Clinton impression

Anya

Oh my god this fucking lib why is he on here lmao

nicedickdude

im chillin. youre furiously shitting yourself up and down bc tom myers doesn't have that CTH edge you fawn over lol

SF

Grow up, Chris.

etienne

yeah i like making posts on line

SF

Tom Myers > epic gritties in the comments

K102.1FM Mornings w/ Jonny Corndogs

Oh god, I'm 20 minutes in and Tom is trying to defend the ACA to Matt. This is like a bike race and my guy Tom still has his training wheels on. Oof.

Hick Rhodes

Theatre of Cruelty ass episode. Artaudian-MFs.

BL

Dudes are so funny, "squirt is pee?! Omg so gross!" Do you all realize wtf comes out of your dicks everytime you cum?! The fact that it's squirming at a microscopic level is literally the least disgusting thing about it. The texture, the taste, **ahem** WHAT IT CAN DO TO YOUR UTERUS?? It's a miracle anyone fucks around with that shit, y'all should be grateful everyday that anyone ever brought you to climax. 🤣🤣🤣

vermouth

dude tom fucking rules

sir peepus

this person loves piss

C. Ries

Aimee Bock, the head of the nonprofit that ran the fraud, isn’t Somalian

C. Ries

It’s cool to be an illegal immigrant but not really

Jessica Rios

That’s when I had to look deeper to figure out who he is. I knew this was a bit.

Austin Cade

Nah I think he just wanted to know how long he’s had his cat

Bryan

who gives a shit

GRILLMASTER

Did a bong hit transplant to this one

TugNuggins

Lol what is this Tom cumtown beef

Jamin Kreighbaum

Yeah, the boys all need a bong-heart transplant

Jamin Kreighbaum

They should've brought the cumboys out as "surprise guests" halfway through

Jamin Kreighbaum

Have Tom on again with the cumboys so you can all play Call of Cthulhu please

Gebicca

He also claimed that Nick drinks paint

Dean

Going by Nick’s peak alcoholism stories, it doesn’t sound terribly far off, but it more true of pre-sober Ian Fidance activity

Damen Irving

You guys been spiking Matt’s small beer with something lately?

Broadway Joe

I used to drive through Maryland on my way to college and back home and on like three separate occasions thought I was going to get pulled over for speeding only for a MD state trooper to just blow by me going 90

Dean

Between NY, PA, MD, DE, and NJ, New Jersey drivers are so much worse. Biggest thing with Marylanders is not using turn signals

Mauve_Avenger

Surely you jest... Adam talking about the Lyft ride with the angry "I'm With Her" lady is a classic

Ben

Chapo shouldn’t have guests

Andrew E Houston

Felix realizing he kind of sounds like DeSantis was the best part of the episode.

Ben Burke

This was pretty bad. Obviously Tom's politics suck but he seemed like a pretty normal guy, just kind of a cruel premise for a bit. Especially after the super cool starbucks episode this feels like an irony-poisoned waste of time and energy

Frank M

According to these comments I’m a piece of shit for getting excited about this. I don’t give a shit how bad this episode is I’m gonna get a bong hit transplant and enjoy it.

nicedickdude

Oh she's not just some negligent libtard ingratiating herself with these lovely BIPOC somalix? I'm sure this girlboss kingpin was directing Salim Ahmed Said and Abdulkadir Nur Salah to launder money and purchase property in Kenya. Why didn't she flee back to somalia with her comrades?

Kepa

C. Ries

Stfu loser

Snackator

Top tier episode of the year. Thinking back to bits of this throughout the day made me laugh.

Josh Bobst

I'm pretty skeptical of this sport is urine theory. For one thing, if it were urine, wouldn't it smell like urine, even a little bit? Second, and this is the big red flag, they did all these tests, but they didn't do a urinalysis on the fluid itself. Wouldn't it be pretty easy to establish its urine, if they examine the fluid itself and found a significant component of urine in it?

IlIIllIIl llII

Lame guest, I think the Starbucks union workers were funnier and they don’t claim to be comedians.

Westerday

Huddle House isn’t bad.

glorb

jesus man why did you have tom Myers on. this is so fucked up

Major bit me

Tom makes his $$$ doing liberal politics talks, anyone who talks politics for $$$ is not normal

Nomad22

I’m completely confused right now. I have no idea who’s being serious, who’s being ironic. I guess I’m not online enough :-(

Charlie Dranginis

This guy absolutely sucks. Mullen supremacy til I die. He couldn’t handle the intensity of art that is the Adam friedland show

Josh G

I'm glad to hear that someone else wishes nuck millen dead

Jon

Meh. This guy’s a political normie and he wasn’t funny. Still not sure it’s a worse ep than when Friedland was on last

Demented Avenger

Squirting doesn’t accompany orgasm. My wife squirted once on me. It definitely was piss. She didn’t have an orgasm.

Franklin Shepard Inc.

I love that they committed to the bit but i cant listen to tom talk even ironically without dying of cringe

dog stone

sad to see so many incels hating on da GAWD myers

Paul Ozag

Matt's comment about the dem's fundamental weakness at 23 minutes was so spot on

Antipaganda

Thanks for introducing me to this anti-comedy genius.

No

Disturbed about how many Chapo commenters don't listen to Cumtown, but more disturbed that people don't know Maryland comedy legend Tom Myers

Of course

Because Max Blumenthal was busy.

DaddyB

too graphic for podcasts

Sam Newell

As a Mississippian, I can tell you that a lot of people view the state government as exactly what Matt described. A cadre of good ol boys slapping each other on the back while they rob the state blind. The governor in particular is a real piece of shit

Kevin LeMasters

Spot on^ could have prefaced the show in post even

Sean Carton

Y’all need to stop talking about female anatomy. Or experience. Please. Please.

Jeffrey Miller

Same here. I try not to follow any off podcast interpersonal stuff.

Of course

I don't know what's great news for R. Kelly, but we can all agree that Tom Myers's guest appearance is great news for all of us Chapo fans and comedy in general.

J.P. McD.

I listened to the entire thing and didn’t get it so now I have to relisten. Does Tom actually “realize what’s going on” and get “genuinely hurt” though like a commenter above said? That would be too sad if so.

J.P. McD.

(I was half paying attention at the gym)

Major bit me

I’m not middle aged why would I listen to cum town

Starry Pr1nce

Tom Meyers is just a lib who fumbled the bong hit transplant bag gifted to him by the cum boys.

Dom Servo

Tommy was great and all the comments saying “he’s just a lib” are a bunch of dorks

Dom Servo

Oh wow comedians making fun of each other that’s so fucked up

Torgeir Tannenwald

The way these guys are vibing, the chemistry between the crew and their guest, I mean you could cut through it with a knife

Chris Ryan

You are the epic gritty.

Kevin LeMasters

Spot on^ could have prefaced the show in post even

justdave

I was at this party once and everyone started talking about 'squirting'- embarrassed, I said 'is that real, do some girls do that?' - everyone looked at me like such a dork and then tried giving me sex advise. I haven't spoken to those people in years (also their house smelled like peepee)

vermouth

that would be mean

vermouth

the end where tom is talking (lying) about how he always was weary of nick because of his horrible alcoholism is so... sad dude. like its cruel and insulting of him to use against nick now that hes sober but like it is a fact of mullen history as well, and you can see some honesty in toms fear of a drunken mulldog

EZ

Tom has to be the worst chapo guest ever. A total lib. Exposed himself with the back and forth with Matt. Then just a salty queen with his shots at Nick. Added zero to the episode.

Ol-Dirty-BAStart

The most awkward guest interview since David Cross went full bitchmode with Felix

Joe McNiff

i really wanted tom to be better than this!!!!

Golander

Tom is a Hero of Courage. a man who decided to become a comedian despite not being funny. At any point in his life he could have quit, but he hasn't. He's stronger than me, and he's stronger than you.

orc

Ron Desantis sounds like Felix making fun of Ron Desantis

Bert

A helarious get

Trout Mask Original

Up there with the Robby Soave interview/debate for sheer nails-on-chalkboard irritation value, although that episode was somehow less painful to listen to than this one. Christman's rant on the structural nature of Dem suckitude (which actually let that idiot off easy) followed by stunned silence was the only moment of partial catharsis. Just a bafflingly misguided episode.

Valerie

You know that feeling where everyone around is all laughing at an inside joke but you don't understand so you just sort of stand there invisibly listening to everyone else, too awkward to ask them to explain but equally afraid to laugh along cause it might be something awful they are enjoying...

Brock

Tom is so fucking weird lmao. I love how he considers himself a Democratic strategist, pulling out the edgy takes on the southern states lol. His humor is so shockingly bad, like everyone knows he’s weird but his oblivious confidence is hilarious. Hearing the hosts respond to some of the bizarre shit he says was simply wonderful. I love how his podcast is called “TM vs the Rest of the World.” Why not just call it “TM vs the World” lmao “the rest of” is so weirdly wordy. And then he pushed Matt over the edge to give us some quality Cushbomb content. Great episode

Jay Wright 669

Sounds like Tom just doesn't have enough time to go on the Adam Friedland Show, guys

Jay Wright 669

I feel like that's the kind of thing I'd embarrassingly interject if I was ever interviewed on Chapo lol

Broadway Joe

This dude reminds me of so many open mic comics I used to watch. A+ episode for the feeling of nostalgia this gave me.

Isaac

yeah pretty much. i don't listen to cumtown so i listened to the whole episode with no context before i read the comments. it was bizarre

Dante Scaglione

The fact that it’s “The Rest of The World” is just perfect

Isaac

I don't buy it either. I think most of the people who claim to be able to squirt on demand are just peeing but I've seen it happen spontaneously and it definitely wasn't pee. I just don't think you can create the conditions for someone to squirt spontaneously in a lab.

Isaac

Yeah how is huddle house the white trash cousin of waffle house? i'm pretty sure waffle house is the white trash cousin of waffle house. and he's saying that like it's a bad thing. waffle house is the juggalo of restaurants, we know it's white trash and that's why we love it.

Isaac

So glad to hear another chapo fan that can't get into Friedland's humor. I've tried multiple times and I just don't get it.

Dante Scaglione

Dude he definitely doesn’t get “genuinely hurt.” There is zero that would indicate that, Tom is so incredibly oblivious. He ended up on a show where part of the idea of having him on is to kind of gawk at that obliviousness. That he is unable to pick up on any of this shouldn’t make him especially sympathetic, it’s his own fault for having no self awareness and a delusional level of confidence. And as other people have noted, none of the boys were disrespectful to him. There’s nothing sad about this, this shit is funny. Tom has beyond boilerplate takes that he spouts earnestly and is generally bewilderingly out of touch.

Isaac

I'm sorry but cumtown is ass, I've tried to like it but I just can't

Dante Scaglione

The comedy is in letting him do his thing and having him appear as a normal guest

Isaac

That bucket of paint joke was the only funny thing he said the whole hour

vermouth

that was not a joke

Isaac

which episode has the david cross bitchmode moment? i'm trying to find it

John

It’s crazy that the only comedian worse than Tom is Adam Friedland.

Myrmec

Stop picking on this poor disabled man

Myrmec

He also appears to be quite far down some kind of spectrum

Myrmec

I didn’t know who this guy was. I figured he was a musician or something because too uninformed to be a journalist, too unfunny to the a comedian, and dropped a few run of the mill shitlib takes. I’ve now spent half the day going town a Tom Meyers rabbit hole and I’m not sure it was worth it.

Shake zula

I liked 80% of the time David Cross has spent on the show, even if he is a lib

Folks,,

Cool episode

Joe

Do you know which ep that was?

bravo_delta_echo

Not only does DeSantis leave Mr. Mackey-esque pauses in his normal speech - mmmkay - his comedic delivery is absolute shit (“More like Banana Republic, amirite?!”). Reminiscent of/just as embarrassing as when Thomas Massie thought he owned John Kerry https://youtu.be/DRBfM709Yqc

J N

this ep rules, absolute worst guest you've ever had on the show

alex

lmaoooo

Alal Alal

This guy is a pretty generic dem. Maybe he will eventually figure out that the democratic party is the primary reason progressives never get what they want

Elliot Matheny

I would agree with you if they were mean to Tom, but they actually gave him a very fair shake. Yes, the booking itself is a meme, but Tom had a real shot to do some comedy and political analysis this episode; he just largely failed. The R Kelly joke was a banger though

Elliot Matheny

Not at all, the chapo boys treated Tom quite well.

Elliot Matheny

He’s more of a vibe guy on pods than a funny riffer. His standup isn’t half bad, but he’s a story based comic, and comics traditionally don’t like burning their jokes on pods.

Elliot Matheny

People misunderstand the Tom joke. King Tom knows that R Kelly is in jail, the victory for RK is in this: every time he peed on a teenaged girl, R Kelly was the one who was in fact squirting

Elliot Matheny

David Cross actually had a pretty legitimate reason for getting mad at Felix, who was essentially engaging in irony poisoned “so what” discourse about Louis Farrakhan. Sure, the guy isn’t particularly influential any more, but he is a spectacular piece of shit.

Elliot Matheny

Friedland’s standup actually isn’t half bad. His podcast presence has never been particularly funny though

Mike

43:00 Did Tom record the laugh at the beginning of every ep?

Jim McKenna

This fella gives that generic vibe that feels like you might know who he is, but so what if you do.

Max Beta

This guy must be a childhood hero/legend, because his basic Air America takes/jokes are a total snooze.

John

Dude I’m baffled that you’re familiar with him but didn’t know that was a joke. I’m equally serious that Adam is a bug and has always held Nick back.

R H

Gaetz is chuckie, DeSantis is cartman

etienne

he is, as the kids online say, a lolcow

EaZy E

They made fun of him a lot for being such a shitty comic pretty early on. They were apparently in proximity to each other pre-new York, when the guys were still in DC.

George Lochinski

I feel like this ep is the definitive Chapo response to everyone who earnestly asked for Stavros to become a regular

Sam D

This guy is unfunny but in a completely inoffensive way. Plus he brought some great stuff out of Matt

Eamon O'Connor

my mom is white and my dad is white i get my sushi from etc

J

Did not know who he was either and had a similar experience

J

No way man. That ep where he talks about going to Israel is hilarious

Jens melin

Could not listen past the term minute mark. Was this a bit? It did not land.

Anders Scholl

is this guy doing some sort of deeply committed anti-comedy that i'm too much of a normie to appreciate??

ChlamydiaPuppy2

Trying to bring back the rick roll is on par with this guest well done

Poppy Chulo

The Rick roll has been back goober.

Westerday

They’re also not exclusively a Deep South thing. I think I ate at one while working somewhere near Pittsburgh

John Berry

No I think he’s just retard

John Berry

Why he keep talking about Maryland so much? Nobody cares, it’s not a thing, there’s nothing special about Maryland, like you’re trying to make a thing about a nothing. I’m from Maryland, little embarrassed by him keep talking about Maryland like anybody give a fuck

Jacob Calcutt

Toward the end of the squirting but Tom goes 'if I can squirt I can die happy... Mississippi and Alabama be damned!' and Will does a pretty hearty laugh. I have to imagine it's because of how unfunny that was

DopeTipped's Raid:Shadow Lessons

The whole episode I was like, something strange goin on; just couldn't put my finger on it until the Cumtown beef came up, and when he declined to get over himself I was like 'oh yeah, I get it now. This guy's a cunt.' .Fuck, for real though.... what I would give to have heard Nick clown on this norm after downing a gallon of paint (the fuck?). In fact, t

Lee Bryant

I can deal with all the shit talking about the south, and I can respect declining to be cool with someone on behalf of another person. But how dare you come after paint like that.

Elliot Matheny

“I love this political comedy show, but wouldn’t it be great if a guy who knew nothing about politics joined up to make the same dick joke a dozen times per episode?”

Horse Badorties

I guess just anybody can get a podcast these days, but why is this moron on Chapo?

Comedy News

you'll have to go and listen to old cumtown episodes to understand why. they're all big fans of Tom Myers...in a let's say, nuanced way. but yeah it sucked as an episode

Elliot Matheny

Tom looms large in cumtown / chapo lore, he’s a favorite subject for ridicule for Nick Mullen. I’m glad the fellas didn’t mistreat Tom.

Marina

I’m so confused by this episode and the comments because I’m still a toddler leftist and podcast noob please help

Marina

Me too, I think we’re not cool enough

teacup

I mean, he's a Marylander, so the piousness and elitism likely stems from horniness for his own state's flag. Which is objectively better than not only Mississippi's old flag (confederate flag knockoff) but most state flags in this so-called country.

Joe

Sounds like you need a bong hit transplant.