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We’re joined by Wisconsin correspondent Kath Krueger to discuss Judge Protasiewicz’s victory overturning 15 years of conservative judicial rule in the Badger state. We also look at new reports of Clarence Thomas’ rampant corruption, read analysis of Brandon Johnson’s victory in Chicago from johnkassnews.com, and finally…Catholic Cemetery Magazine.

Should be a few tickets left for the late show of our screening of John Carpenter’s “In The Mouth of Madness” at the Roxy Cinema on April 27th, come thru. Will and Hesse will be speaking at both screenings: https://www.roxycinemanewyork.com/screenings/chapo-trap-house-movie-mindset-presents-in-the-mouth-of-madness-35mm/

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Sheep

"Hi guys! And... girl." I feel so seen <3<3

plainwrap

'Killing yourself or someone else is really the only political action you can take.' Folks, old-school Matt is back.

AbeLinkin

Good Friday? More like Dope Ass Mothafuckin Friday. Time to break out the fish n’ wine and get my chapotraphouse on 🙏

Dan

We parked an RV in a Walmart parking lot on more than one occasion because they allow you to do so; it's a place that you can legally be a car bum without being towed. Anybody who does things because they are folksy is an obvious fraud. Legit poor people shop where it's cheap, and take local vacations because they have no money ( if they take a vacation at all).

Shawn Hayes

Yo whats that clip they used at like 30 m

Mike Mariano

This is awful! What is the upside for anyone to this? There’s no US demographic that wants this *and* would flip for Biden because of it. Does it help tap into any UK TERF dark money?

T

The movie "Zardoz"

Dan

Quebec=Kebec, not Kwa-bec

Paul F. Holzfäller

Hearing from Clarence Thomas always makes me think of Trixie from Deadwood screaming “bald-pated cunt.” God bless Paula Malcomson.

Major bit me

I was always very uncomfortable by Matt’s use of the word Polack. However, now I finally realize that this whole time, I have been projecting my own, deeply repressed Polack onto the Chapo media that I consumed through gritted teeth and complained loudly about to my discord friends. No longer

Gulb

This is wrong. It's the second one. I'm from there. Dan is lying.

MiCast

Why does Felix keep leaving?

David Browm

This isn't for Clarence Thomas. The federalist guys just want to prove that they have a black friend

Post Void

"Unmarked Graves: Keeping The Past in The Past and Avoidance In The Future"

Aaron Baer

Drunk election night Matt is also a crowd favorite ... NO LIE FOLKS, YOU LOVE TO SEE IT

Andrew Cross

they despised him because he told the truth

Mauve_Avenger

Felix suffers from piss attacks and the boys are just covering for him

Nolan

How many polacks does it take to get a grip?

Alec

I am baked and this episode ruled

Alec

JANET CAME WITH THE “OPE JUST GONNA SNEAK PAST YA THERE”

Cyrus the Great

Love yourself, and love everyone around you

Nolan

Any goth bitches (bitch but in the endearing way) in the chapo comments

Nolan

I’m like super PC and shit

Mia

in the darkest days of my femcelhood Will + Katherine remind me that love is real and worth it

Nolan

The people of Massachusetts will develop gills during the climate apocalypse.

E

"After covid" lol pandemic is ongoing you ghouls. Diaf.

Doug Cartel

"Who, me? I'm extremely normal. I am what you would call an extremist for normalcy."

Doug Cartel

Maybe I'm just stupid and insane but so many times I'll read the justifications for ignoring regulations and it all just sounds like listening to a 5 year old go "well you SAID I couldn't do this but you DIDNT SAY that I couldnt do blahblahblah those life expectancy drops sound very much like what I read about the "economic miracle" that Russians enjoyed so much in the 90s that they spent every year since then going "we never want to experience that again". I can't shut the fuck up so I'll just add that there's a concentrated effort to rope Eastern Orthodox into the anti-gay/trans fight and position them as the next holdout for "civilization" because they hate seeing dudes talking with a lisp or whatever. Right now its' just screaming on social media but beyond that idk.

Doug Cartel

Millenials Are Killing The Catholic Graveyard Magazine Industry

J Vladcliff

You joke but light bulb reform is happening

Kamran Husain

prepping my pirate raiders to sail down the saint lawrence and plunder the so called great lakes

William

“And THIS is to go even FURTHER BEYOND” - Wauwatosa Man before diving into a pool of miller lite

William

Sorry Matt, Kath, you made your choice. There are no prodigal children- you will die in your chosen coastal conclaves

Demented Avenger

ZARDOZ! Sean Connery in an orange diaper! Lots of boobies! More Zardoz, less of this weird bitch writing for John Kass News!

J-Lo

The Midwest is an ice age remnant of 2k thick ice melted into the worlds largest swamp outside of Siberia. All those trying to enter will be destroyed by 3foot glowing ebola carrying mosquitos with sentient eyes and a fanatic conviction of their holy cause The soil has been drenched with every half tested Monsanto dripping for a century. there is no safe place

Damen Irving

If the Midwest becomes the Holy Roman Empire, the Québécois will be out Croat cavalry

Damen Irving

I can’t wait to die of dysentery in the Battle for Founders Brewery.

J-Lo

Let’s get fat y’all

J-Lo

Piss drinking withdrawal attacks This is how Felix is toning and prepping.

Jeremy O

Justice Thomas is kindred spirits with the young rabbi from "A Serious Man." "Just look at that parking lot... just look at it!"

Demented Avenger

If you've ever endured a Minnesota winter, you're totally willing to let Texas burn to make your own January bearable.

Ben Frawley

The Supreme Court win is a huge victory for us in WI but the side of the election we aren’t getting enough coverage about here is also that in the same race the Rs won a supermajority in the Chamber giving them veto power of Evers. The governors veto has been one of the only tools Dems have had here the last 4 years so losing that is gonna make it harder.

Demented Avenger

Oh, and my high school used On, Wisconsin as the musical basis for its song, so I wanted to break out a drum and play along at the end.

Jurney Metatron

If you have ever been poor or even lived in your car, or traveled with little money, Wal-Mart parking lots are basically free RV parks. Plenty of people travel across the US and live in Wal-Mart parking lots. Not Justice Thomas, of course, but it IS a thing.

rum sodomy and the clash

at long last Chapo Trap House has stopped engaging in the violence that is Polack erasure

Derwood

boondocking!

Allison Bayley

I, girl, feel recognized by you girl.

David Bond

Stop telling people about the midwest

Calvin Bishop

Huge classic Chapo belly laugh vibes on these last two episodes. Love it

Michael S. Judge

Catholic Cemetery Magazine. I was born for this shit. I was forged in the flames of this shit. Put me on. Put me on the board.

Jö

Podcast

Curtis Dyer

I felt wounded on Will's behalf. The "Camp Getting Top" line was a gem.

Paul F. Holzfäller

I’ve heard all of their last names end in “ski” because they can’t spell “toboggan.“

Michael Branes

resorting to violence is political action, getting hooked on fent. is to stop feeling altogether. both are meaningful to hopelessly lost. that's why i drink

Nico

We love trade publications, don't we folks?

Munir hakim

I wish I could go to NY for the Roxy cinema thing

Jaime Christley

Quebec: it’s a name, you can say it any way you want

B2B Commuter

From the river to the seaway all of the Midwest will be free. Nosespeakers rise up!

jfk truther

Reading series guy is such a freak wow

Poppy Chulo

I know at this point the bar for for ethical accountability is incredibly low for every part of our political infrastructure but Clarence Thomas is on another level when it comes to just blatant out in the open corruption. The supreme court is an absolute joke, and this may be pure fantasy, but I wonder at what point does the country, individual states, completely disregard any judicial authority the SC has? Where do we see this going in regards to the SC overall public perception and the future of the court?

JakeFrostick

Adriondack supremacy lets goooooooooo

Michael Ehrenreich

I will be proud to fight in Generalissimo Pritzker’s Free Companies in the coming Great Lakes Waters Wars

Tim O'

The Whitmer Imperium stands with you to fight off Californians trying to build water pipelines.

Bryan

couldn’t do two fuckin seconds between the three of you (one from chicago) to give a little info on who just won in chicago. goddamn you guys are lazy.

NotRodDrehersBurner

Chapo needs to stop treating their merch like Supreme drops. I just want a nice black tee with a large baseball crank logo, damn it

Steve D

Among many things, those vacations Thomas was gifted look absolutely miserable. Just day after day with disgusting teetotaling freaks and their repellent spouses.

Yairo Martis

The Greater Great Lakes Co-Prosperity Sphere!

Dan

Are you from Montreal? Do you speak English as a first language? Qu isn't pronounced Kwa in French, pal.

Poppy Chulo

lol and don't forget the large carnivorous lizards. I can picture Clarence on all fours pulling out the entrails of some deer bracketed by two other reptiles.

syd

biting large hoofed animals on the ass cheek, watching from a distance and waiting for them to die of blood poisoning

concernedmom420

Catholic cemetery magazine feels like classic chapo

blazed uncle

Related: the bigsofttitty.png podcast had a bit where they read negative online funeral home reviews. Highly recommend it. Think the episode was called “That’s Not Mom”

Dan

My god yes. I’d rather slit my wrists than spend a single minute on earth’s nicest yacht with these goblins.

Kyle Cassidy

From da riva to da seaway, all da Midwest will be free, eh?

james

Did Felix just dip out mid episode lol

Richard R

You guys have really never heard of trade magazines, huh?

etienne

1968: the Québécois is the White Negro of America 2038: the Québécois is the White Paletinian of America

etienne

john cass seems to be like the perfect case for canada-style assisted suicide law. this guy could sign some paperwork, eat a million sausages with some jim beam, then enter cardiac arrithmia, and be peacefully sheperded into the great beyond by health professionals. I think he basically wants it

etienne

when the Water Wars start and you hear "Qwebec" that's the code word to start stabbing

Yarblockos

"You know...that like...like....it only....like, like, like"

chronye

great ep.. matt was so on fire

Gary LaRocca

Thomas, probably the rest of the court and the political elite have an all me all money ideology...

Andrew M

the democratic party strategy of "let the republicans shoot themselves in the foot" is common knowledge at this point, isn't it?

J P 3

If your frame of reference is $500,000 vacations, maybe going to an RV park or Walmart seems exotic, while the beach and Europe seems to be just more downmarket.

Ben

Suburban homeowner chapo sub

K'dot Phonk

Come on give this fine lady a permanent microphone

Ian H

Honestly a permanent rotating extra mic (Kath, Libby Watson, ettingermentum all good candidates) would be kinda nice, fresh voices on a regular basis and compensates for occasionally waning participation by the current hosts.

Wizard of Choice

Really looking forward to a reading series from this hot zine!

Gianni Romano

I always cum when I see the Baseball Crankhead

Frogstronaut

The Adirondacks have literally thousands of waterfalls and these sickos need to make a fake one lmao

Donald

I love the Adirondacks and am around that camp a lot during the summer and fall. Would be cool to run into Justice Thomas <3

Jon D

Cemetery care and knowledge is a whole subfield within the cultural preservation and public history sectors (I’m an archivist)

C. Andrew

Let Gavin send his heavy armor, when the Southwest Block forces reach the UP we will make the Winter War look like a day care.

Alexander Hummel

I'm from Buffalo, definitely more Midwestern than east coast. Feeling good about my property value over the next century.

J. A.

nobody cares that you're screaming in a snow storm

Poppy Chulo

Amber was as good as it gets. Women don't generally make good podcast hosts. Yeah, I said it.

Donald

Very insightful take, Dr. Sidebottom.

J. A.

nice of john cass to keep a stable of men who's job is making things for john to read on the toilet that make him feel depressed.

Jaime Christley

NYCers tend to think that anything to the left of the West Side Highway is the midwest; my view is one hasn't really exited the Oort Cloud of New York City until you cross the Delaware River at Port Jervis (if I'm not mistaken, the westernmost terminus of the Metro-North Railroad). But something happens when you travel west on I-80 across the Susquehanna, it's like leaving the Tommyknockers town. I'd say the midwest begins not long after that. I've never been to Buffalo but that tracks that it would be, factually and spiritually, more midwest than east coast. Anyway these are the thoughts of a recovering New Yorker (now in upper middle IL) who's spent way too much time thinking about this bullshit.

K H

By all accounts Clarence Thomas is kind of an idiot. My guess is his daddy spells out for him how to best torture the logic in various cases coming to or on the docket. He can't be trusted to put it together himself. Also Catholics are fucking vampires or sum fr.

Jack Krastny

this is classic chapo. this is why i pay. great fucken episode yall

K H

Chuck Schumer wasn't right beyond forecasting the typical oscillation we've always had. Of course democrats don't have to do anything. That's why people like me keep saying STOP VOTING FOR DEMOCRATS. Because they don't do anything. They just maintain whatever awful thing Republicans have put in place, people live terribly depending on what happens with the economy, they get voted out. Democrats are the dead throw of the ratchet and Republicans are the actual torque that buries the screw. Chuck wasn't right and in fact it demonstrated they could have enhanced turn out by actually playing to issues. It's a fucking rain dance.

K H

I will help pay to establish a Zardoz Crank monument impervious to time. Let this all have been worth something at least.

ZeeBee

Mountain Dew Code Red does not taste like regular Mountain Dew. It tastes like the color red.

mad turtle

Takes a while for the lean to start hitting good.

mad turtle

Felix got too horned up by Clarence Thomas chat and had to take a photo of him into the bathroom for a little judicial review. He has not returned.

Sam Schick

What a fucking great episode, the meatball Ron-boogie nights metaphor is gold.

Regina

🫡 *midwestern girl salute*

Chris T

Rule 1 of a good relationship: “Hate the same things.”

COM

Speaking for Buffalo, it sounds nice that climate change mostly just predicts more precipitation, but when you realise it also means Erie is never freezing over it just means winter is gonna be increasingly crazy here

Dr Nguyen Van Phuoc

"regular stock". What the hell are you Clarence, a soup?

absoluteboi

buffalo is a nice city! cheers from chicago. go bears!

M

Wonderful

b-rar

Coulter has always been anti-Trump? She literally wrote a book titled "In Trump We Trust"

Maxwell Harkness

yeah i don't think she was anti-trump before he was president, but Coulter turned on Trump within the first year of him being President.

Bill

Jesus Christ the slip and fall joke made me laugh out loud in public.

Zarathushtra

A rifle begging every Milk calf and cheese hat

Elliot Matheny

Let the man drink kratom ozempic pre workout smoothies in peace

Zarathushtra

They want a based Socialist, not a lib.

Nolan

Why don’t you base yourself in some bitches (in the endearing way)

C. Andrew

I know we'll have to work with Wisconsin about where to draw the line eventually, but the mutual defense of the homeland is more important.

Curtis Fooling

Hearing American's pronounce it "MAWN-tréal" always makes me laugh. But I'm fine with Southwestern Ontario joining the Great Lakes Imperium to counter the dastardly Québécois and eventual Alberta-Texas Alliance, just so long as I can still use the metric system

Tyler Sutherland

Just as Alsace-Lorraine was a point of contention for the Germans and French, UP shall be the powder keg of the Great Lake Post-Collapse Entities

concernedmom420

Catholic cemetery magazine is a classico style Chapo find.

Nicholas

Shout out for Tempe Arizona

Chapo Bath House

Matt is absolutely correct about the bimodal distribution of alcohol and longevity. I know a 60-year old bike messenger who has never worn SPF in his life, was constantly getting hammered with his secret flash while he waited in bank lines. And I'm JEALOUS OF HIS SKIN, all this moisturizer and antioxidants got nothing on embalming yourself like a needle free Botox. Also, as a Polak, I give Matt and Catherine the p-word pass

Christian Aspen

Hearing “on Wisconsin” 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮