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728 - Mighty Men (5/1/23) (Patreon)

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2023-05-02 02:15:42
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2026-06

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We plan out what builds we’re going with using items from King Charles’ upcoming coronation. Then, we compare and contrast visions of masculinity within the Republican party using the models presented by Donald Trump and Josh Hawley, and start forecasting what the Trump v. Biden match-up might look like. Plus, we’ve got new Epstein revelations, and an update on a classic bit of William F. Buckley lore.

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Peter Gorman

standing athwart history yelling slop

Joe

Right on time.

Reece Coren

god i love chapo trap house. fuck everybody who says u guys are washed

MC Prescott

Chomsky manufactured a bit too much consent

The Etymology of Nonsense

You guys are washed... in awesome sauce. And cum. My cum, that your awesome sauce pulls from my balls

Alec

I’m a mighty mighty man i’m young and i’m in my prime!

Michael S. Judge

I knew I put this information in the right hands

Nathan McBrady

It’s a shame Charles rolled so poorly on Diplo, bad rng

Major bit me

Chomsky Honk has a new meaning

Logan

There is a supply side imbalance in the consent market.

Logan

Why don't non-Irish British people have any self respect?

PrinceVocalFry

Matt's old hobby horse that modern spiritual belief is fundamentally cut off from some organic past is ironically the oldest form of tradition. Archaism–the fabrication of an ancient and exalted register–is basically as old as all literature. The textual evidence is that the Bible was largely codified in a purposefully archaic language. This conception of organic society–of authentic tradition–as something from which we are fundamentally cut off is just another a mythic form of preserving the sacred.

nick schultz

Wow, the only people who worked today sound exhausted! Thanks for skipping our very favorite national celebration that everyone takes part in to deliver the goods. I guess it's true, what they say.

Gordon Schmidt

The fact that William F Buckley was wrong about Michael Jackson and Katt Williams was dead right says a lot about society

J P 3

Nikki Haley looks like she is positioning herself as VP. Gotta say a Trump-Haley ticket would be more formidable than Trump-Pence, especially with suburban moderates. In 2016, Trump needed Pence to consolidate the evangelical vote. That is no longer the case. If we are looking at a recession in 2024, will the realignment that started taking place in 2018, 2020, and 2022 in the suburbs be sufficient to put the Dems over the top? I would feel a lot more comfortable if someone like Gretchen Whitmer, or Pritzker was at the top of the ticket, or if Whitmer was at least the VP instead of Harris.

Aaron Baer

That's a sharp point you've made ... Well done homie.

Aaron Baer

Haven't listened to the ep yet & yet I'm confident the comment is appropriate

Max

May Day is not a holiday, it's a for fighting day, shout out to everyone who got out on the street.

Alexandr

N-Cog Negro more like

calvin kilby

depends on which deity they worship

Adam Foster

It would be the wrong move for Japan to turn towards China since if we’re talking countries with terrible birth rates and demographic crises hoo boy has China got that by the boatload

Post Void

"Well he's dead now, so you always have to be careful"

Henry

"Nobody was wearing a fedora when they stoned Christ" lol

chetan kadodwala

China's demographics are not dissimilar to the US, neither is making babies like India.

Jacob

Gonna just pretend the Chomsky news didn't happen

Joe Bowden

Trump needs to see Shen yun

Joe Bowden

Irish people aren’t British you idiot. And do you think Welsh and Scottish people under the age of 70 like this shit

JV

interesting, you know anywhere i could read up on that point about the bible?

Petrorenminbi

Yeah but we let people who aren’t ethnically Han Chinese come here and have a bunch of babies which keeps our birth rate up

Dick Waglin

8 simple rules for trafficking my teenage daughter

Post Void

What would Chomsky do on hearing the news if he wasn't himself?

Post Void

So I guess Noam Chomsky and Peter Lamborn Wilson do have a lot in common afterall.

Ozzie

Trump was never happier than when he got to dress up and sing on stage at the Emmys

Kamran Husain

mike judge is the goat let him and his bro talk about movies

Jaime Christley

Death is Just Around the Corner shoutout? That’s about one thing: respect.

Demented Avenger

Only good thing about Phantom is Lloyd Webber ripped off Pink Floyd for it.

Demented Avenger

BTW, is Mark Penn basically speaking for the Clintons? That Penn and Robby Mook are still living is proof the Clinton Death List is just BS. What jury would have convicted HRC of offing Mook back in 2017? "Your honor, he ran a campaign so bad that he put a bigoted game show host in the White House."

Bide

For my coronation build, I'm rolling with "Saint N Word's" staff. It's immensely powerful.

Of course

Matt stopped me in mid-air as I was pirouetting in Parenti-inspired ecstasy over Chomsky's final humiliation. I then collapsed in actually-existing socialist shame. Thank you, Matt.

J. A.

what does OG maco say when you ask him if he was on the flight logs? "BITCH YOU GUESSED IT... you was right"

J. A.

On the dead wonks

J. A.

Maybe he should manufacture some consent

J. A.

On the dead clerics

J. A.

Lmao

J. A.

Libertarian socialists are used to doing that

Maxwell Harkness

Another thing that doesn't get talked about as much, and why DeSantis is flailing nationally, is that Florida has basically been a place where the GOP has been playing on easy mode since at least the 90s.

Ardy Rezv

Anyone see those Biden tik tok kids? The dnc is trying to pay influencers to pump up Brandon lmfao

Matt Mordecai

I’m using a stone mason build, call that Build Back Better

wolfgang

herman cain never wore a mask.

Adrienne Suydam

I’m sure this has already been said, but is it coincidence that it’s Will & Kate and Will & Katherine?

Jaime Christley

To all you Chappo Trapphouse listeners who aren't already hip to MSJ's podcast DEATH IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER, you cannot make a better addition to your podcast feed. Delivering dense, bleak, funny - and if I'm not mistaken, almost entirely off-the-dome - episodes on a whole gamut of topics that are guaranteed to appeal to the Chap/TrueAnon demo. CIA parapolitics (wait, there's a parallel state that's pulling strings via crime, intimidation, and violence? where'd we get that idea in 1945?), JFK, Pynchon, Bowie, kicking junk, and every once in a while, some real hardcore guitar & audio tech talk. The Patreon page is /deathcorner but if you have like Overcast you can still listen to a ton of episodes he posted from 2018-2019. That way you can get a lil taste before signing up for the paywalled stuff. Which you should do.

Ashley Naftule

Felix's tangent on getting into a secret boss fight with Benjamin Disraeli absolutely destroyed me. A+ stuff. Also seconding the motion on DEATH IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER. The "Terrorism as Public Art" series alone is worth the subscription price.

K H

Used for a 1000 years? No they fucking haven't. Imagine just lying like that over these goofy ass items and anyone taking you seriously.

PrinceVocalFry

What I know about biblical style mainly comes from the Robert Alter translations of the Five Books of Moses. It's definitely worth a read for the dense philological background and the poetry of the translation

Jaime Christley

I'm not making the connection w/ this episode but.... good movie!

Jaime Christley

Also have to recently credit the spot-on thumbnail sketch of the plainclothes / unmarked car cops who routinely terrorize inner cities - "Or maybe you wear your badge on a chain around your neck, if you're a really big dickhead". Perfect picture of the 295-lb white guys with cornrows who treat the gutted and bled-out neighborhoods in Brooklyn and Queens like their personal playpens. Simultaneously looking like they could bench-press a Ford Focus but also that their heart could explode at any moment thanks to taking 6 meals a day at 7-Eleven or Buffalo Wild Wings.

Houthi & the Blowfish

Beginning part of the episode when everyone is talking about the older rich people dying. The Epstein part

K H

It sounded like they were quoting or paraphrasing some article. Maybe it was hyperbole on their end. It sounded like propaganda instituted after excavating and beheading the corpse of Cromwell.

Jacob

Look into it, and he would find out it's not a flight black book. Epstein went to see Chomsky for intellectual clout like plenty other people he's seen. If yeah he was seen going to the island that's yikes, but ultimately Epstein hobnobbed with plenty of people to maintain his power

Jacob

I'm also coping

R K

William F. Buckley, the fanciest of the fancy lads, playing defense for a fancy lad to molest other fancy lads? Color me shocked

Chris

Their birthrate is an indication of how far behind they are compared to the real and historical superpowers imo. Like yeah these people without toilets are breeding like it's 1200 AD, those things are related

Doug Cartel

I think we finally know what Pat Tillman was talking to Chomsky about before he was "accidentally" killed. Hmmm! HMMMM i dont know how to end this punchline

Doug Cartel

the Mighty Bosstones of Christ over here like NEEEEVER HAD TO SPANK MY WOOD BUT I KNOW SOMEONE WHO HAS

J. A.

They should have let matt go first for the fantasy gear draft

J. A.

And thats how we know pat tillman was killed in a dispute over child porn with an afghan warlord.

Charlie Fox

You were on board before I was, they didn't get me until "lore"

Graham (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-09 10:00 The Chomsky thing really bums me out.
2023-05-03 06:53

Bill Crotts

It's probably like the time he did an interview with hustler magazine. He had no idea what it was

Derwood

Josh Hallway's target demographic is the guys in Melonie Mac's replies and twitch chat

Brian

Damn funny episode. Felix is one of a kind.

Brian

Phantom was the bomb.

Rbfen

I firmly believe dislike of Biden is very soft. People may think he’s senile, unfit for the job, and not going to make it through a 2nd term, but they don’t really care. Democrats are still going to vote for the party, and republicans don’t hate Biden nearly as much as they’ve hated past dems. I think he’ll win bigger in 2024 than he did in 20.

I am become reply guy

I’ve noticed too that a lot of people who aren’t that political are highly activated by their hatred of Trump.

Chris

I think the only people who really have a bone to pick with Brandon are Clinton zombies. Makes me love dark b even more

Jawn Feddermang

Boomers don’t understand millennials politically so they’re out here trying to run vintage candidates cause they know we like old stuff.

J.P. McD.

Would love to be in the balcony watching Trump’s boyish smile when Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats hits its crescendo. He would probably lean over to me and tell me he got goosebumps. ❤️

Dan

My god the spectacle of these debates is coming at us like a comet. Brandon v Big Wet Boy Round 3(?) may be a sleeper but the VP tilt between Harris & Haley would be breathtaking. Two dimwits that can only speak in focus-grouped word salad? Yes please.

Dan

My thoughts exactly. He did an interview with Ali G ffs.

Torgeir Tannenwald

are we ever gonna see an animation of a bunch of Jews in fedoras stoning Christ?

Jaime Christley

I look at people who are still for Trump like Mets fans. You’re getting dolled up for a loser, but also awww, that’s sweet. If I met someone who still carried a torch for HRC, I would have to assume that they’re at the very least a serial killer.

Horse Badorties

Socialize the consent and privatize the profit

Horse Badorties

Trump would try to hit on Governor Nemo.

Horse Badorties

JE had money and NC is/was a money-grubbing MIT guy.

Dylan Gutridge

Talking about democratic backbench: Jeff Jackson from NC appears to have quite a bit of charisma and is v. prevalent on social media. Alright tear it to shreds

Timothy O'Shea

The Disraeli staff is OP but I prefer the Hammer of Gladstone

Boaz Corey

Blood plantains haha. That is one the funniest things I've heard this week!

J. A.

Hes a pedophile

Cody

felix was running deep with the dark souls references, really funny.

Joey Fazzoli

50:15 Matt’s prediction was so spot on hahaha