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731 - The Truth Cube (5/11/23) (Patreon)

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2023-05-12 01:56:37
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2026-06

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Dianne Feinstein makes her triumphant return to the Senate; Campaign Trump returns to the TV for some time in the Truth Cube; You WILL NOT acknowledge Biden’s age; Will gives us his review of the Good Doctor show everyone’s been posting about.

New merch, including Hell on Earth designs and re-stocked Zapata Oil hats, available for order through May 24th here: https://represent.com/store/chapo-trap-house

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Of course

Never mind. Meant to click on the War Nerd ep.

kenton

When’s the new War Mode coming out??

Schwartz666

😱 The abominable Dr. Feinenstein's monster is gonna haunt my dreams tonight

Alec

Dianne was 4 years old when the golden gate bridge was built

Aaron Baer

A different kind of evil said the elemental ...

triplehashbrown

I love that Felix just reads his tweets out loud on the pod.

Peter Gorman

Diane Feinstein suckin on chilli dog outside the Tastee Freez

Psych-O-Sonic 99

Chris has the voice of my brother-in-law who collects beer koozies.

Chris Wade

Next Wednesday afternoon/evening

Good brain haver

Felix choking on his entire vape was the height of this ep

Poppy Chulo

I bet Diane has a nice WAP right fellas? Ooooooh mama. We love our geriatric WAPS dont we folks?

Psych-O-Sonic 99

I like how Felix rags on naive Berniecrats like he wasn’t one of them. He’s listening too much to teens who think they are Nate Silver but leftist.

Ant koz

Fuck yeah I finally got it.. she looks like the main orc from return of the king that has the tumor thing on its face

Psych-O-Sonic 99

I still remember the episode where Felix rhapsodized how a pres. Bernie would lead to the US’s exit from the world stage. Hilariously stupid.

Psych-O-Sonic 99

I guess everyone forgot how all the Chapos, including pedo Virgil Texas, canvassed around the country for Sanders.

Michael Cahill

Finally some Good Doctor content! I've been doing Dr Sean Murphy impressions to my gf for years now.

Psych-O-Sonic 99

Yeah, that’s right —money. That’s something (((you))) should know about

Psych-O-Sonic 99

What is this show now? “Erm geez, how about those dems?” and “have you heard of this obscure director named James Cameron”? Two words: gay shit.

Sean Carton

Feinstein, Biden et Al, there are so many better ways and reasons to criticize these assholes than just “they’re old”. Christ, such lazy humor.

J.P. McD.

Love a nice lean 55 minute ep

Psych-O-Sonic 99

What’s next? Special guest Quentin Tarantino live from his home in Tel Aviv?

Pelican Grief

Buddy this is a comedy podcast about the news and media. Get your vitamins and minerals elsewhere.

Psych-O-Sonic 99

I’m sure the next bonus episode will be about Matt’s time joyriding with John Landis in his private helicopter. Good news: the chinese kids decapitated had child labor permits on them.

Jessica S

God, that photo.

Psych-O-Sonic 99

Honestly, the movie mindset shit makes me hate movies. Just merge the pod with How Did This Get Made? for Christ’s sake.

Jessica S

It’s horrifyingly mesmerizing, I can’t look away.

Kinetics Video

Thanks all, good slop I'm a news-addicted politics freak, so I fundamentally can't know what might make more normal people vote in elections. I do think that a bunch of people got randomly fucked over by COVID policies or inflation and some portion of those people do think that (almost certainly incorrectly) voting will address that. There's a lot of that disaffected young man that sort of leans right who are (again, probably wrongly) afraid that speech or affiliations that they are drawn to has more consequences for them than it used to have. Probably not a ton of people like that, but ~30K in three or four swing states? Could be.

Psych-O-Sonic 99

Don’t call me Buddy unless you’re fucking me from behind, bitch.

Chris Ryan

“Honestly” = “I am about to spout off some bullshit”

Psych-O-Sonic 99

I can’t believe they trashed that BIPOC Feinstein staffer. Fucking race-reductionist Bernie bros at it again. Grow up.

Psych-O-Sonic 99

Telling a grown-ass black man where he can/cannot smoke a blunt smdh

Andrew Cross

This psycho sonic 99 comment brought to you by TV brain

GummyBearGod

It’s eps like this that keep me subscribed

巨栗子

im Patreon user Psych-O-Sonic 99. i first started listening to Chapo when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "irony" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "Jimmy Cameras" and "We tortured some folks" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "ironic" style of Chapo humor was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" Chapo Trap House to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.

AbeLinkin

Kinda sad to see someone have a complete schitzo meltdown in a niche comment section. Reminds me of those Ezra Miller videos or Amanda Bynes

AbeLinkin

Psycho complains about race reductionism and then makes a very subtle reference to Jewish people having money - nice!

orc

Ok I am pro-Jamarcus Purley

Flesh Colored Subaru

You should go outside before you need a prescription for whatever this is

raychilldolezal

My boss tries to get me to watch Ted Lasso with the exact intent of making me a better person lol

Post Void

"(Do)'nt (For)get, You Are (Her)e Forever"

Hog_bawls

She looks like Gary Oldman from Hannibal

Aaron

Felix pronounces “Ja Morant” like a Québécois

Kamran Husain

mike pence movie starting at hamilton ending on j6 with him being hung

Bill Crotts

Felix pronouncing almost anything is one of the best parts of the show

Alec

Sorry that chapo isn’t giving you a miniseries on what it’s like to be a sad loser in the comments

Demented Avenger

Long Island was having trouble was having trouble, what a sad, sad story Needed a new leader to make it all more gory Where oh where was he Where could that man be We looked around, and then we found the man for you and me And now it's Springtime for Santos and Devolder New York is Republican and gay

Demented Avenger

Uh, it's a reference to a Jeremy Bentham urban legend

Psych-O-Sonic 99

Pedder Chestnut? Is that what you say after you diddle little girls? “I pedder chestnut”.

Psych-O-Sonic 99

We all know who’s really keeping the black man down

Heavenly Father69

How is the employment of Feinstein and Biden not elder abuse? For real, can they consent to employment? There are strict state and federal laws regarding the exploitation and abuse of vulnerable people including those impaired by mental illness or injury, especially those who have alzheimers or vascular dementia

David Browm

Matts synopsis of Oceans Infinity is one of the funniest things I've ever heard

carl

"lib-jan 6th". lol so true. Ive done mushrooms at work before, but im not working for the 5th largest economy in the world.

Kelstar

if you think biden and feinstein are in the same arena, seek help

123naptime

yeah he was fired for calling Diane out for being senile and racist, like isn’t that exactly what the courageous Klippenstein doxing was supposed to encourage???? also staffers are unionizing, it’s covered in the politico piece, where’s the fucking the solidarity?

123naptime

agreed!!! its kinda weird how much they sound like rich outta touch white guys… almost like, they are rich, white, and out of touch.

123naptime

yes dood! AGREE!! that shit is laaaammmmee

123naptime

lol psycho-O! glad I found a friend in the comments before canceling my subscription to this trash!! do you listen to subliminal jihad? my partners into it, he says it’s less sus than this shit (the audios tough though, naturally lol)

etienne

staffer guy literally did the plot of Office Space

etienne

i was on vacation and having a great time being normal and having fun offline but in some corner of my mind i kinda missed shitposting in this comment section. props on you two, this is actually entertaining

etienne

"no actually what im doing is commentary" "ok the commentary was bad" "actually i was just smoking a normal style joint in a normal style way and did a normal style post about it"

J.P. McD.

The guy in Lost?

Dr Nermal Funkenstein

Stanford's record of graduating freakish dorks is genuinely impressive

Jaime Christley

Outro had me whooping and yelling. Long life and prosperity to you Chris Wade.

Blingo Starr

Joe Biden’s birth was closer in time to Abraham Lincoln’s presidency than his own. (78.2 yrs/77.6 yrs)

Sarah Giles

There's every good reason for letting her go. She's skeevy and stroked out, and it's starting to show.

Mark Schneider

Thanks to Matt for correcting Felix's "less people" to fewer people. It's not a faux pas on the level of "I wanna touch the black guy's weird hair," but glad to see somebody in the Dry Boys paid attention at Oberlin.

plainwrap

America is becoming Warhammer 40K where every fossil in politics gets a Golden Throne and legions of preppy shitheads to fight in their name.

R K

I prefer the Nintendo GameCube to the Truth Cube

Roger Peet

Graydon Carter's Oscar party has a problem: it exists without my consent

J.P. McD.

Online leftists do that same Ted Lasso thing with movies that are left-leaning; they’re still trying to figure out why Parasite didn’t “convert” Obama

Jackson Ehlert

Will becoming a fan of The Good Doctor and going on a 5 minute rant about how it’s good was not on my 2023 bingo card

Friend of Pangolin

It was Mellencamp's ham-fisted way of getting a blow job reference into an 80s pop song. It was heroic at the time.

etienne

Politics Is Downstream From Culture squad taking Ls like the fucking Washington Generals and for about as long

BureaucracyNow

Dear white staffers is one person and that person is a grey wolf

Damen Irving

You laugh but Feinstein continues to poll really well among the eldritch horror demographic.

Nolan

I can’t afford an education and my jobs sucks so I think I’m just gonna kind of live behind a bar and work there like Rust Cole in True Detective.

J.P. McD.

I’m picturing the first hideout in GTA3 too. The dream.

Jacob Fox

internalize hobocop thought

Alef Khoury

Petition to rename the show to Chapo Truth House

Reece Coren

matt was like game 6 klay on this episode

PJA

kind of fucked up to mock a 1906 San Francisco Quake survivor but go off

Nolan

More manic side right now but it’s ok because I’m gonna be the Kanye Weat of picking which NBA2k had the best soundtrack.

Nolan

Also Will Menaker doesn’t know ball.

Damen Irving

Nick Mullen, M.D. sounds amazing

Chris Ryan

Some of us are banned from twitter, it’s a public service that he does for us

Casey

I really wish these guys would realize that saying everything is cringe, everyone's a tryhard, nothing you do is going to matter, yada yada, may or may not be true given the subject, but one thing that it is not is fucking interesting. Jesus Christ, what a boring first half of the episode. You're all my age, what the hell are you doing calling people tryhards? That is so "cringe."

J.P. McD.

I won a 48 minute exhibition game (Bulls at my Knicks) in NBA 2K1 (Dreamcast) yesterday on Pro mode and am trying All-Star mode today. Was just reading about the soundtrack in the manual

Casey

Obviously it is. Everything is cringe. Life is cringe. Existence is cringe. Everything but the endless void is cringe. Even the void is cringe.

etienne

we all come here to listen to cringe guys calling things cringe, you need to find another publication for non-cringe. If you want purely earnest socialist optimist news I recommend finding a socialist newspaper published by a university student union and work your way from there

Casey

I'm fine with a cynical perspective, I would just prefer it to be less one note and repetitive.

Jay Dude

A bunch of 40 yo relatively wealthy white podcasters mocking a black 20 something congressional staffer for not being as awesome as them is a pretty bad look… guess they are vying for that sweet John Kass money. gotta love it when you turn into the thing you hate.

Jay Dude

Made a similar comment. You are all middle aged white podcasters mocking a young congressional staffer. “Hey guys, YOU’RE John Kass here”

Jay Dude

Was thinking about the Matt Taibbi interview where they sided with cops against BLM protestors. But on THIS episode, Middle aged white guys mock a 20 something congressional staffers of color who claim to have been treated like shit on the job. Yeah, fuck these guys I’m out

Jed Levin

…you misquoted a Power Puff Girls episode…

Casey

I'm not even trying to make a moralistic claim, I just find this shit boring.

Jay Dude

Conservative grift is the most lucrative grift, they have all said it. That staffer is marking 35k and living DC. CHAPO Boy are Nepo baby podcasters who went to elite schools and make their living jerking themselves off about how cool they are. LOL

J.W.

"Truth is, as a base of operations, you cannot beat a fucking saloon."

Alex Berkowitz

White fragility= any criticism, even half joking, of any black person, ever

Alex Berkowitz

You ever thought that you’re kinda denying that black man his agency and doing a subtle racism by implying that he absolutely had to take the job with Diane Weinstein, or like shouldnt be expected to know better as a college educated adult?

Casey

The only thing more boring than a bad Ted Lasso episode is listening to someone complaining about a Ted Lasso episode.

Daniel Hepburn

Look, i get that the Chapo boys are cool, based leftist, but contantly harping on the exact right wing talking point about Biden is getting old. FFS, we get that he is a gaff machine, and old, but pretending like he is utterly sensile, decrepit old man is simply false and ignores hours and hour and hours of him being extremely lucid. Perhaps not eloquent, but extremely with it, sharp and even fiery. Other than Felix, you guys have been flat out wrong in your predictions, much like the liberal media that goes into meltdown mode over Biden. Biden and his team, on the other hand, just keep quiet and exceed the fuck out of expectations. Maybe, just maybe, having professionals in charge isnt a bad thing. Felix is the only one who seems to have any real understanding of how popular politics works. Fact is, elections matter. Not to us white guys from comfortable circumstances, who can afford to be glib, it matters to those on the margins. We have a GOP that overtly fascist. Maybe pulling out all stops to prevent them from taking power is a reasonable ask?

Alex Berkowitz

Dog you can’t just spark one up in the middle of fucking congressional buildings. Your take infantilizes black people. Motherfuckers grown, like you said, he oughta know how to act. You know someone’s smooth brained when they unironically think anti-racism means anti-accountability

Alex Berkowitz

Holy fucking shit you’re like a Great Value Kanye West dog. Just unsubscribe

Mike Mariano

I cannot agree, but to bolster your point if all the post-left psychotics accuse Chapo of being sheepdogs for Biden is there a real downside of doing it for real?

Daniel Hepburn

In fairness, not making fun of someone because they are black is pretty fucking racist.

Dan

Why are you a Chapo subscriber?

Marcus

I've only undergone surgery once but I never spoke to the person who performed it. The only reason I saw them is because the anesthesia hadn't kicked in yet. I thought that's just how it was.

Pat M

Purely did the Hill equivalent of prank calling the Papa John's he got fired from.

Daniel Hepburn

Because I'm a fan and find them entertaining. I generally agree with their perspectives, although I'm not sure why that would necessarily matter. Not a bad thing to listen to people you dont always agree with. You should try it.

Daniel Hepburn

I like the way your brain works, Mike.

Smile

I get where you’re coming from but when you say things like “professionals in charge” you kind of leave out what their profession is: to keep the meat grinder running. Same thing with pulling out all the stops to prevent fascism. I’d have an easier time buying it if sentient pile of dust who has his fingerprint on every bad policy going back decades and the world’s most cynical vp pick wasn’t the only bulwark against these deathly high stakes. feels like i’m being yelled at by somebody for them putting us in a no win position.

Smile

and also elections do matter but not when they are the only game in town. All the money that’s being spent courting around supreme court judges and in tv ads getting sucky politicians elected so that no matter who i vote for my policy priorities will always be a few steps behind matters too, but we never get to acknowledge that because we’re busy trying to curb the tide of fascim or whatever.

Damen Irving

I think we should run Matt’s old man character from the Call of Cthulhu for Congress.

Poppy Chulo

Biden is completely gone and you won't find many people here interested in neoliberal hand wringing.

Zach Pierce

You probably think trump is really sharp and witty. Even though he says the SAME THING in every appearance for the past 5 years.

J.P. McD.

It doesn’t matter if a podcast is “glib” Jesus fucking Christ, a podcast isn’t going to swing the election. If you dislike it because you don’t find it entertaining that’s fine, but you’re clearly taking an angle here where you believe people’s opinions on a comedy podcast could make the difference on a fascist takeover, and you are therefore a fucking moron.

Psych-O-Sonic 99

Shut up, Alex. It’s your fault for being in a Patreon comment section 😂

AbeLinkin

These comments are a great psyop- totally genuine, guys!

AbeLinkin

Some C.I.A. “op”

AbeLinkin

ID Pol is for baby brains

AbeLinkin

Nah but you should try not being an ID Pol with a 6th grade understanding of politics. Try looking at things from a class-based perspective. It might help.

Jay Dude

No no. Not any. I was VERY specific

Nolan

Diane Feinstein never shoulda opened the ark of the covenant.

Nolan

My child wakes up in the middle of the night screaming “DIANE FEINSTEIN IS IN MY CLOSET” and is inconsolable for hours.

Matelda

With the rising threat of overt fascism, I'm so glad we have professionals at the wheel doing "hours and hours of being lucid."

J. A.

Fag

Daniel Hepburn

Not sure why you would infer that. I certainly don't.

Daniel Hepburn

Look, the fact is that shitty policy is far, far better than legitimately evil, regressive, malicous policy. Sometimes being an adult involves making difficult decisions.

Daniel Hepburn

If you believe that Chapo doesn't have a significant cultural influence you are the 'fucking moron'.

Daniel Hepburn

Way to completely miss the point. If you are going to disagree, at least do it in good faith and dont deliberately misconstrue what i wrote.

Daniel Hepburn

Oh, and no win doesnt mean lose. Holding out for a 'win', will almost certainly mean lose, and we have a fuck of a lot to lose.

Dr Nermal Funkenstein

I've never heard of someone not meeting their surgeon before a planned operation. Unless you're in the ER, you'll have consultations with your surgeon before and after your surgery. I've had a couple surgeries and know several doctors.

Psych-O-Sonic 99

Lol “class-based perspective” = yt bros saying racist af shit

Psych-O-Sonic 99

Sergeant first class Patreon comment section reporting, sir

Jacob Calcutt

Haven't seen Good Doctor, but 'Extraordinary Attorney Woo' is a great K drama about an autistic lawyer. There's sappy K drama love stories, drama between her and her peers, and good procedural bits. Good stuff really

Jacob Calcutt

Also I'm imagining that one staffer who took shrooms seeing Feinstein's face while tripping and absolutely not being able to recover from that experience

Eiden

So the George Santos campaign went the way of the Producers. If he had flopped he would have been golden but he succeeded so he is going to prison. Lmao.

Of course

I agree that an aw-shucks consensus reactionary austerian war monger like Joe Biden as president makes a program like this difficult to produce. Just how many arrows can you fire at the Andy Griffith Show? The media is keeping a tight lid on the Hunter Biden graft and the multiple allegations of Joe's sexual assault and weird little girl touching. Plus, Joe has limited theatricality: he will never top Trump hugging the American flag at CPAC. So, it's tough. ... And by way, I also got tired of Chapo and took a six month break. It's not a crime.

Flesh Colored Subaru

Anyone who posts more than once on a Patreon thread belongs in an asylum

Droobie

FYI, the hell on earth t-shirts are a lot thinner/ cheaper than the other Chapo shirts I've gotten in the past.

Smile

1. clearly they don’t have enough cultural influence to matter since they put their whole damn ass on the gas pedal for bernie and he ate shit. 2. and no win absolutely means lose if what you’re competing against is your ontological opponent. idk how you’re gonna stall for a win when we’re fighting fascists retrograde etc whatever other words you used. i didn’t set the stakes this high, that was your framing.

ploob

Got that computer speaking for me I specifically asked for NO creamed corn!

Jay

Outro music is my wife’s ring tone

Jack Arens

My grandson is studying magic

J P 3

I don't think shaming Feinstein staffers will have any impact on whether or not Feinstein stays or goes. At the end of the day, they are replaceable cogs like most of us. One area of responsibility is the Senate leadership. Feinstein never should have been allowed to sit on a committee like judiciary where her vote could prove decisive (and where the possibility of her absence was a reasonable assumption). Also, it is worth reminding people every day that the only Obama competitive Senate D versus D endorsement he made in 2018 was Feinstein (a fact that he should be reminded of daily -- we'll put aside the fact that the alternative was Kevin de Leon, a guy who at least would have been present to vote, but who hasn't exactly colored himself in glory since his return to the LA City Council). Of course at a deeper level, the power in the political system tends to be found with people who have real piles of money and influence.

ploob

The black dog only runs at night Jack

John Mitchell

Ageist, Sexist Misogynists and today, on Mother's day you guys broke all the bounds by becoming Matriiathropes. good job!

John Mitchell

Wair! This isn't Reddit? Oh damn!!!

Psych-O-Sonic 99

Some toxic white masculinity up in this bitch

Psych-O-Sonic 99

If you read all my posts, there’s no hope for you.

Psych-O-Sonic 99

If you’ve ever worn a podcast shirt in public, you deserve to be executed.

Sam Schick

“Joe Biden, on the screen, looking like a melted candle…” best line of the ep

Droobie

Your mom didn't seem to mind what shirt I was wearing when I was buying her taco bell as payment for the blowjob she gave me

Hudson

Suck it, Joni

Grimm

lmao mald harder lib

Pdragglz

Dude Ted Lasso is an entertaining show get over yourself you fucking nerds. This is the exact empathy <-> irony effect that DFW was talking about in infinite jest y’all have just lost the capacity to experience human emotion because you use your powers of irony to undermine authority then undermined your own humanity. Anyways thanks for another great episode I’ll keep giving you my money.

Poppy Chulo

Oh! He said your mom gives blowjobs for taco bell.

Droobie

It wasn't an insult just a statement of fact. I have pictures. She's a nice lady

Major Powers

It’s true tho, the Ted lasso hate by too cool for school disaffected leftists has circled itself back into tryhard edgelord territory like an oroboros. That show's ok.

Pdragglz

They broke their brains providing us with quality entertainment

Jocelyn

i dont think its the empathy its the being written by ai

Movie Donkey

Agree. I can enjoy some treacle-y bullshit TV every once in a while

Axel H.

Can all the libs fuck off and go listen to Pod Save America already?

Axel H.

It’s funny, on Reddit the main complaint is that Felix is low energy and Will is the only one who tries anymore and the show is dull now. And here it’s all complaints about ageism and sexism and racism. Just interesting difference in vibes/criticisms… I think the show is best when Felix is really on and he sounded just over it all at the end.

Scot Forsythe

I’m always thinking about camouflage hats, as a lefty former construction worker. I stopped wearing mine right after Trump was elected, (Hillary-gnostic “i’m with stupid” pin and all) it blows my mine to see Kanye and other Black Conservatives rocking this “cap” now… Something about it expresses the Trump/Bernie prole schism and also indicates a real transition of economic conditioning…

AbeLinkin

I think he just doesn’t want to be known as “pill guy”

K H

They don't want a Democratic vote deciding stuff like that. That's why she's there. On purpose as a roadblock to allow ineffectual virtue signaling with no corroborating policies. To covet power is to be enslaved.

K H

We get it, you're gay. Wow so cool omg.

K H

This actually would have been funny if you just ended at "buying her Taco Bell." and didn't elaborate any further.

K H

Where do you think I post from cuh?

K H

I like the premise as a K Drama, because I feel like they're meant to be taken less seriously. Like soap operas.

K H

I'm pretty sure you're supposed to meet them and verify which limb you're getting removed. Have we abandoned that demonstrably needed protocol already?

K H

Cope. I have the perfect ad spot. You see a hand over a red button. It slaps and holds down the button. A mushroom cloud is shown erupting. Cut back to the hand still on the button. The camera pulls back to reveal sleepy Joe asleep ON the button. His staff tries to remove him as sirens blair. While still asleep Joe shouts "hey get outa here mack I'm eatin my ice cream" and begins drooling down the console. Cut back to the blasted hellscape outside. An ice cream cone is on the ground melting next to a build back better sign broken and burning on the ground. Fade to black

K H

Nice try woke CIA operative. Also, what kind of dumbass works for a ghoul for 5 years and only makes $35k/year? Did he get brain damage from mushrooms? I guess the political capital he thought he'd grift isn't going to roll in like he thought so now he has a tummy ache and needs to go home- I mean stand up for his "beliefs."

K H

It has been showing. I explained this on reddit like 2 years ago. They were all explaining how they too actually are mentally impaired and it's normal. They would only replace her with someone equally useless without the benefit of it being a physiological imperative. Democrats kind of deserve this because it's the world they keep choosing. Old and rotting.

K H

Solidarity with...Congressional staffers? With the people that intentionally sell their souls for a very boring story and a signed book? What are the demands of the staffers going to be exactly? It's barely a step away from police unions to me. What is the socially beneficial angle of these deviants unionizing? What's next, unionization at the CIA?

K H

Holy shit you are CIA or some shit. I was kind of joking before, but that is a "what's up fellow children" comment if I've ever seen it. You're bad at your job and your MyLittlePony collection is sub mid.

K H

So much trauma. That's why she shakes.

Shiv

“the reader’s section of the Slag Mag”

orc

pronouncing lasso as lassoooh