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Our live show from Toronto on 8/17. We pitch North American unification, review some Canadian history, and take you on a tour of the various freaks and goofs of Canadian media.

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lake

Boo yah

Vincent Chevalier

excited to hear what a non-beer-throwing Canadian show sounds like

Nolan

Oh someone wanted to stop being a little bitch and post the live shows again

ObsBlk

I'm not complaining, but I feel like I recall something about live shows not being posted anymore. Glad to hear that changed, maybe?

Shreddie

Now I can share the magic night with friends who couldn’t make it!!

Jeffrey Miller

Yeah, that had been the case. Aside from trying to make sure they sold out the shows I don't know why they did it.

Nolan

Bc people were getting mad bc they would post a live show and not do a regular show so they just stopped posting the lives to my knowledge

BigBoto

Live Chapo? Almost broke my thumb SLAMMING the weed into the grinder

DJSinnimin

While I enjoyed the relentless bashing of my beautiful city, I am still shaken by Will's pronunciation of Caillou.

Jason Olaru-Hagen

I'm poppin the eddie see you on the other side o7

JD Nonce

Yum yum slop from north of the border

Methew

If u put ur phone speaker slightly up your ass and plug your nose and then pop your ears by opening your mouth but hold it like that, popped, it sounds like the chapo is being broadcast from inside you

etienne

they listened to the piggies *once*

Yairo Martis

Trudeau is the blackened face angel

John Budinsky

Hopefully before returning home, Will tried rolling a Canadian bill and discovered the superiority of polymer.

Zach H.

It’s free real estate.

Des Mosome

Year subscription was a psyop, after all.

Null_null

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

T

That was just one tour, and I think they ended up posting a compilation of the best parts from multiple stops on the tour.

Erik Bourre

haha felix ripped the beer thrower good though, "the can barely made it onto the stage"

Nolan

Do we like Tommy folks? He’s in the Chapo comments saying very nasty things! Saying I don’t keep up with tours, I love the tours! The tours have been very very great to me!

Sean Springer

Let the record show that I was the one who, at 50:48, yelled “She’s dead!”

TugNuggins

Not even close. They killed

Sean Springer

They riffed on it really well: “Christie, wherever you are, this one’s for you.”

etienne

that NDP dunk sounds pretty rich coming from guys who put 5 years of their time behind a Democrat entryist project. but whatever I'll still be voting for that garbage

Sirloinofice

Everytime they talk about Social Democracy on the pod it's like Schrödinger's Cat. Sometimes they'll yell "Liberalism" and other times they act like Bernie Sanders is the only hope for America. Half the time I can't even tell which one it is.

Brendan Kneeland

I dislike hecklers as much as the next guy but “she’s DEAD” made me lol

Major bit me

Kind of like every American socialist group and party with more than 100 active members

DeftHanded

We should just go take that soft timber though…

etienne

disclaimer: IRL I don't really vote NDP because in the ridings where i lived they've always been either dominant or nonviable so in real life I vote for some clown option like the Communist Party of Canada

etienne

you're taxing it to protect the domestic producers dude you either take it or you don't. one of the longest trade dispute in the history of our countries

NotNB

Ah yes, the 2nd best show they had in Canada!

Cole

Great energy from the crowd, great riffs, one of the best live shows you've posted – great work dudes

T

For those who weren't there, the show was perfect. My face hurt. The Chapos were the best versions of themselves that you could imagine. Even the fans were cleaner than I expected. I could go on and on and embarrass myself, but go to a live show if they come to your city.

T

Québecois hands typed this.

T

You gambled and won. All other hecklers are going to hell, but yours was well-received.

Greg

What is the song at end? I know I’ve heard it before but I can’t place it, it’s killing me!

T

I meant to reply to the comment below yours

Sean Springer

I was drunk, as most hecklers are.

Tim Mullen

I’d like to think there’s a small group of freaks who are the chapo equivalents of dead heads and see all the live shows

Nico

"Shine a Light" by Wolf Parade from their very good album Apologies to the Queen Mary.

Nico

Thank you for visiting our shithole country. We are not worthy.

Pelican Grief

That'd be me, brother. I've got a bitchin' tape from back in '19 of Felix going straight cosmic on a 22 minute hot couch riff that flows seamlessly into Matt singing I Am the Very Model from Pirates of Penzance in Trump voice

Thom

never heard of that person but after hearing the article summary I'm glad they're dead too

YukiNukem64x

I totally owned byself by not going to the Montreal show

Mary Parkis

Fuck James Cameron. Ryan Gosling is Canada’s ALL-TIME Greatest Export.

Erik Bourre

dude it was awesome. face was hurting after the show from laughing.

Shiv

got MY laugh!

Shiv

Will spoke so much more French and with more sincerity than the bit required. Chapeau!

Jon

Shoutout to fellow commenter turned celebrity fan julie baxter

Kinetics Video

Let us all make a note here of the effectiveness of persistent swine

J.v.D

one step closer to O.N.A.N.

csalyer .

What a lame cold open

Eamon Short

Is she really dead Yes Massive applause I love chapo heads

drewb

la vie de slop

Nolan

Love Tommy! Never said a bad thing about him!

ectoslavia

If you want someone to laugh just shoot at their feet is an amazing line. A line so good it counts as a treat.

Post Void

How am I not surprised that Justin Trudeau is dating Jan from The Office.

Bloggystyle

Great show, laugh out loud funny! When you boys coming to Detroit? We could use some of that CTH venomous humor…

syd

this made me realize that idk why I know how to pronounce Caillou

Flesh Colored Subaru

I love that whoever did the Trudeau opening played him as Jello Biafra

Walking Bones

Monolangs head exploding upon seeing two Ls placed together. Funny, Mr. Trap House should be used to seeing Ls.

FREUDIAN NIP SLIP

It was a great show guys, please come back soon.

Doug Cartel

I'm sick of all this hugging, sick of all these century old photos of miners sitting on each other's laps

Doug Cartel

hey what the fuck is up with canada speaking as an american

Ben

Guess you had to be there

Demented Avenger

Montreal gave America Captain Kirk, America gave Montreal Chapo.

etienne

we all love ONANism in here

Karl Childers

ngl doing pt 3 of a history series as a live show was a weird move and kinda fucked up an otherwise great series

Demented Avenger

There is a children's show far, far more universally hated than Caillou. It's a show that's so awful that I wouldn't let my children watch it. It's B'harneii and Fiends.

BenG

You did everything right!!!

BenG

Thank you for your service

BenG

Thank you for your service

Reece Coren

“she’s dead” was so good

Demented Avenger

If you see a picture of her, you'd know that death would improve her appearance

JakeFrostick

My big takeaway is Canadian columnists try to act British so thats all the evidence we need for a preemptive invasion

Vincent Chevalier

he was the same guy who vomited on my friend's chair/jacket in the second half so it's no wonder his aim sucked

Sage

They're calling it the best live show of all time

etienne

dude also like I can do money transfers from inside my bank app whereas americans need to use a third party like cash app or paypal or whatever. you wish you could do that

Sam Zeng

Imagine living in Canada; yikes

Sam Zeng

Absolutely but at least Matt has a reason why he supported Bernie; to do a worker's movement from above. It completely failed but at least he posited a thesis which can be examined. Failure is useful if you are willing to engage with it.

Sam Zeng

Google stumpage fees, its not my job to educate you.

power_mac

'22 division officers' means officers from '22 division' , our weird way of naming precincts.

Dan

Doing dozens of jokes about official bilingualism in Toronto, over 700 km from Quebec. Toronto folk, when was the last time that you heard French spoken?

Boaz Corey

No way, shoutout to Nardwuar the Human Serviette from Vancouver Canada!!!!

Franklin Shepard Inc.

Im just glad they posted this instead of something with a dogshit not-funny improv troupe that just says "Zenguy-a" ad nauseum

Dan

Bro, every time that I go to America, the standard of living is discernably lower. Your country is Robocop.

David DeCorte

Tampa Bay Lightning back-to-back Stanley Cup champs. Count the rings baby.

etienne

wow I can't believe someone was more wasted than matt

YukiNukem64x

eTransfers with Canadian banks is the best. Paypal is utter bullshit to use and costs an arm and a leg for transactions from what I last recall.

YukiNukem64x

I had absolutely no idea : O Thank you for that.

theSmokingGun

I thought that it was really courageous of Chris to smuggle the hats to the people of canada under sanction.

Drew

I love the live shows so much

Kai

Can’t believe Felix doesn’t know how to pronounce Caillou. I thought he was a lil B fan smh

Tim O'

Shoutout to all the haters and losers who complain about live episodes

Jon Lyons

god damn, this one is gold, I haven't laughed this much at a Chapo ep since back in the day

Ian

We did genocide too.

Alex

Live chapo? Based

Pat M

Ah ouais merci aux les pied des cochons tabernak

Mike Mariano

“Turn to the person next to you; kill them right now!” (58:05) Classic Matt Christman is back!

Erik Bourre

tabarnak, un osti bozo 😅 and yeah, Matt was hammered by the end, but he came down to sell hats with Chris after the show. got to speak to him briefly, was awesome.

Erik Bourre

thanks for coming to Canada boys!! loved seeing you guys in Montreal. Hilarious takes on our country and province. loved it. Merci beaucoup les gars!

Sam

Callilou

cwen

Is Will fatter in person? What a guy.

Katie Doyle

I was surprised he got no shout out considering the inundation of him on social media lately

Wes

No one in that chapo audience has had to deal with the cops and it shows

etienne

your haters become your ushers when you sit at the stage of success

Wes

Woof

Matty C

I gotta see that shitty pizza

Tyler Sambucci

I hate when Jacksonville wins the Stanley cup

Tim O'

Top line of the Tinder profile: "I'm fatter in person."

Ennis

How did charlotte NC catch a stray in the Canadian episode 😐

Julie Baxter

BTW, boys, Canadian will not give up their Healthcare so it's a lost cause, but a valiant one. Our system is such a shithole.

Jaime Christley

When Will was canvassing for depraved Canada media types, I just have to say: whoever submitted a deado, you are a legend.

power_mac

Yeahhhh, I know its mostly 'the boys skim headlines for a laugh', but whoever sent them that article maybe wanted to include a note about how we have a pretty fucked up police anti cruising history, and this is covering a recent and fairly raw chapter'. I'm torn about offering another article about the pussy palace raids.

John Mitchell

Goddamn!!! I HAVE MISSED THESE LIVE SHOWS!!!!! I live in a really really remote part of America, this is the only way I get to hear the crowd response. So good! Next time you are touring through the State of Jefferson, see ya then!

Franklin Shepard Inc.

Honestly id listen to the "Bernie just lost 2020 and now we are incredibly depressed and dont know what to do" era/rut 100 times over than listen to 10 minutes of that shit show. I remember exactly where i was when it happened, exactly what i was doing. It was chapo's 9/11

smooth trill player

serious missed opportunity to roast Rex Murphy. still tho on behalf of Canada, thank you!

Jaime Christley

hey I obviously don't know you but I see you on here so if you're going through some shit, to echo the boys, hang in there! I'm clapping my hands a bunch of times right now. librarian seems pissed

Lu

They’ve never heard lil b caillou freestyle?

Galen

Professor Food isn’t a nom de food, ya goober. It’s a nom nom nom de food.

NYCM&AHole

Caillou is hated because kids learn how to whine from it

Jaime Christley

shouts out to Vladimir Putin for squeaking in that Prigozhin hit before the boys record the Thurs-Fri episode. that's playing ball.

Jaime Christley

RIP to those 9 other people on the plane. I'm not trying to 2nd-guess the dead but in my mind that boy was Kinney in ROBOCOP..... if he managed to hide behind 9 other execs as ED-209 lit him up. I'd gnaw through the fuselage to get off that plane.

Matty El

Orlando will win a cup before the Leafs

Jaime Christley

I'm just saying, call my ass 2-time Academy Award nominated actor John Lithgow because my fat head is sticking out that plane window and screaming my last rational brain cells into the jetstream

Poppy Chulo

You can't make a move like he did and stop halfway. He was incredibly arrogant to think he could go back to business as usual.

Poppy Chulo

Love the Ed 209 reference. I wouldn't be within a mile of that idiot.

Jaime Christley

I'm trying to cook with these movie refs. For ex it seems like in Russia you can choose to go out like Michael V. Gazzo in Godfather 2: quietly open that vein in the bathtub, your FBI handlers don't even catch wise. OR if you're Prigozhin, you can be like that asshole suicide case at the beginning of OLDBOY who takes a flying leap off a high roof but takes his dog with him - chump move.

Chris

I didn't like it because they never address the fact that Caillou is dying from a terminal illness. No realism whatsoever

King Suck

i thought you weren't gonna be recording live episodes anymore

Ry Mar

This was thoroughly hilarious, super tight, thank you

NYCM&AHole

And I’m sure all the parents who have to listen to their kids whine like Caillou wish Caillou would hurry up and die.

NYCM&AHole

They totally Senator Wellstoned him

Jaime Christley

I’d like to think the “She’s DEAD” shouter also submitted her name in the first place.

etienne

i don't care, you tell me which party and candidate you think i should militate and vote for and i willl quite literally do it. if you need me to come to a protest i will do my best to come along. please.

Julie Baxter

Keep hearing Dave Edmunds' "Crawling From The Wreckage" going through my head...

Aaron Christmas

I can't wait to raft my minkskins down the Mississipp from Toronto to Nahwlins

Jacob

Missed low hanging fruit "nom de nomnomnom"

inradiator

Sublime use of One Winged Angel in the intro

Jason Chapa

That Ezra Levant wasn’t mentioned makes sad in the happiest way.

Beehive Fucker

love that maple flavored slop yum yum

Matt James Rich

As a kid I went to the hockey hall of fame shortly after they did that and the whole museum had to eat crow and show all the clips from the winning games. The energy was very gloomy.

K102.1FM Mornings w/ Jonny Corndogs

They should redo part 3 if they're going to do a Poppy compilation. It was an odd choice to do #3 live, but I'm choosing to go with the flow.

cashedtrapezoid

Only in canna da does this forum work, the audience nice. Best live show yet

Jed Levin

Is there video of this? I have to Google half the references. Mostly because of my 21st-century cultural illiteracy, but in some cases pictures might clear the fog. You guys did a great job writing your script - I’m impressed!