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774 - The Ingraham Angle feat. Bryan Quinby (10/19/23) (Patreon)

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2023-10-20 05:00:36
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2026-06

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Recommended by one of Felix’s most trusted sources for inane, barely-existing movies, we sit down to watch 2023’s “57 Seconds.” A man finds a ring that allows him to travel 57 seconds into the past, which he thrillingly uses to cheat at roulette then take down Big Pharma. Morgan Freeman is in this! WHO IS INGRAHAM? Bryan Quinby returns to help us unpack this taught thriller that dares to ask “what if you could know to suck your girlfriends toes…before she even asks you?”

Find Bryan’s podcast Guys wherever you get podcasts and get all of Bryan’s premium content including Guys+ here: https://www.patreon.com/MurderXBryan

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Austin Lee

Destroyer of worlds.

jer

I am NOT first

Erik Bourre

thanks for the slop fellas

JD Nonce

Oooh we got the Guys guy on the third mic again. I like

Brockaganda

Man I hope they talk about Israel

ploob

this is not about your sister

Raoul Duke

Wish they woulda picked a horror flick but that might’ve competed against Ghoulie Grindset

Marcos Rubios

Did anyone else here listen to the podcast Yeah It’s That Bad

Michael S. Judge

Josh Hutcherson looks like jawmaxxed Tim Robinson

Emil

neil breen ass movie

DP

Bryan third mic is kino

Tvvvv

Have you shown this movie to Matt

Ll

They went back in time and did it and that's why he's in the hospital. Be careful.

SoConfused

This is really similar to the shitty Nick Cage movie "Next" or the futurama ep with basically the same plot device

Tristram Kennedy-Smith

Someone read about the Ring of Gyges, repeatedly hit themselves in the head with a frying pan then wrote the script.

kmd

I respect keeping this gem secret, but god I wish I knew this Jamaican connoisseur

jack flowers

they had these kind of movies in 2008 too and they were bad then. ever see surrogates? for example

Pdragglz

Mind of json????

Pdragglz

I really hope mind of json has a letterboxd Account

William

Feels like a step down for RLM

Jacob

Loving the Quimby cross over event

JJ

i say there listening to the intro wondering how you were gonna fade in the music. nicely done

Blank

In love with his dead sister? Who is this guy, Dr. William Hackenbush?

Jones Kolbinsky

I hate the patreon app so damn much. It can't help but crash every six seconds

Jaime Christley

if you spend any time on torrent sites, you know that at least 4 of these appear every single day. I'd say 60% of them are horror movies called THE KEEPENING; the rest are a hodgepodge made up of romcoms that were filmed in 2016, faith movies called CLIMB and maybe one western where the art shows a pretty lady with guns akimbo but somehow it's about abortion. They don't always manage to get Morgan Freeman, Bruce Willis, Danny Trejo, Eric Roberts, Bruce Willis, or Vinnie Jones, but there's a good chance they did. Sometimes I think "maybe I'll grab all these movies and sample each one to see if maybe, against all odds, one of them is good and just got unfairly buried by circumstances." It took about 4 minutes of this Chapo to remind me: no. Don't do that. Go for a walk. Read a bad book. Anything but that.

Fingerless

the idea of small scale time travel is an inherently funny concept because we'd all love a do-over in all sorts of mundane situations. it's got all sorts of comic potential too! particularly with a similarly stupid protagonist who's not creative enough to use it properly. getting clubbed on the head, waking up in captivity, trying to jump back a minute but he's only travelling back to unconsciousness and he keeps forgetting he tried that each time he wakes up.

Zach H.

Only 57 seconds? I keep imagining the main character getting hit by a car and can’t get to the ring soon enough, only able to loop himself getting hit by a car over and over.

Stephen Kilroy

It’s like they were trying to do a spin on Willy Wonka but never had Ingraham do the Slugworth face turn

WheresTheSlopChris

Chris the trailer music mix into the show theme song was hitting extra hard this morning. Nice work

KayJayKay

Having Brian on the show is the purest form of uncle magic.

ectoslavia

I am almost 100% sure that I have heard Felix pitch a movie. Really really similar to this as one of his bad movie pitches or possibly as a replacement TV show during the writers strike?

Matt knutel

Going back 57 seconds to nut again

Nathan Explosion

the premise of this movie sounds like the rick and morty vat of acid ep

Sayanne

This is just the Adam Sandler movie Click but as a thriller lol

T

57 seconds

Pvt. Jenkins

Maybe "Inraham" was actually an engram haunting Morgan Freeman

Nolan

You guys are just jealous of Josh Hutcherson bc he was in Little Manhattan.

T

Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer

Just Flexin'

It's unbelievably bad and somehow they manage to keep making it even worse

drewb

Heart of XML

Cumtickles

Love you love the show, Felix and Will. But was it really a good use of the Patreon dollars for both of you to have a recorded contest to see who could take the most cocks in the ass and have that as this episode?

CW54

🫡 Brian

Richard McBeef

executive decision got infinitely better once they tossed seagal out of the airplane lmao

Toffer D. Brutechild

57 Years of Ingraham Franklin goes 57 years into the future. Ingraham has taken over the world by getting people hooked on going 42 seconds back in time. There’s Narchron which helps with OD and there’s a lot there like Franklin has a kid who died because of Narchron regulations. Fox goes back to his time and with the help of Anton he figures out how to go 57 years into the past. Being a dumb prick he kills a young Sig and his entire family. He blames it on this crazy black guy who keeps talking about crystals. Fox pattens the crystals under his father’s name. He’s back in present time. He’s in front of a podium with a banner that says Fox Pharmaceutical. “Mr. Fox what do you think about the deaths caused by your TriTimeBangles?”

Adam Foster

The “time machine that can only take you back a few seconds” was literally the premise of an episode of Futurama and Futurama did it so much better the screenwriter of this movie saw that episode and thought “but what if it sucked?”

Drew Mancini

Tried Google image Sesrch for “Ingram 57 Seconds film” and got nothing. Tried watching the trailer, he’s not in it. Finally, looked up the IMDB, and nobody in the cast is credited as having played Ingram, so I guess I have to watch the whole movie now like they told me to.

S

Bryan 4th mic?

Kryn Benski

That audio transition at 1:10 is so solid

Purple Goose

This is just a rip off of Futurama episode where Fry steals the Professor's time traveling stopwatch.

Kev

Cannot find a picture of ingraham anywhere, or the character on the IMDb of this movie

aarinsanity

I was hoping bestie Laura would be ob

Ben

That movie rocks. I don’t care what anyone says. A young bd wong too?!? Pure gold.

MKatieUltra

And like, would it kill them to let you make a queue? Like every other app that plays audio?

b-rar

Don't you guys have a whole separate pod so I don't have to hear this movie nerd shit

Conner Malick

Brother the store is not working and I want merch.

Nat

if you're a chapo fan and not a film nerd you're doing it wrong

Reece Coren

do any of these FUCKERS blast on the wall and have like a huge cum shot

Jaime Christley

The last time a movie really got under my skin was PONTYPOOL, although MESSIAH OF EVIL gave it a run for its money.

Christina

Why didn’t he go back 57 seconds like 1 million times and save his sister?

Tim O'

I recently watched Kiyoshi Kurosawa's Retribution, which is a pretty good ghost story. Maniac (1980) is a good serial killer movie. It isn't that scary but I really liked Malignant. And if you haven't seen it, The Thing is the all-time creature feature.

James Browning

There's a culture of silence in Hollywood about Ingraham! Felix gold right there! 🔥👏

Madison Watson

I need to find this film critic and watch everything he reviews, I love this shit

Bellololol

Gotta know if the c** goes back into Josh Hutcherson every time he hits the ring when they’re fucking

Sean Enright

This is just a readapted Willy Wonka but instead of candy they make boring drugs. Ingraham is an Oompa Loompa. Josh Hutcherson is Charlie Bucket and he was in competition with the assassin et al to inherit the company the whole time. The ring is the everlasting gobstopper?

Chris

Ploob chill on that antisemitism bruh

Rusty

As soon as Felix said "Jamaican" I immediately knew he was talking about MindOfJSon

Mike Mariano

Wait this is the same director as Tales from the Hood? RIP Clarence Williams III you would have been great in the Morgan Freeman role.

NoPrefect

#timetraveltoesuckingisavictimlesscrime

Jake Zydek

why are ingraham pictures classified

Marcus

If the work is physical, and you don't go overboard with the dose, using opiates might make you better at your job. For about four weeks, after that it'll ruin your life.

CJ

Hutcherson being a Bernie guy in 2016 and 2020 makes him hearing this pretty possible

I am become reply guy

“This is Ingraham, he’s got my back. He can cut all you in half with one sword stroke just like mowing the lawn. I would advise not getting killed by him, his sword traps the souls of its victims.”

Gertjan

Please shoutout MindofJson his GoFundMe next episode, if he becomes homeless he will no longer be able to review movies… Solidarity forever!

buttface

i couldnt finish the ep - boring

Kinetics Video

Morgan Freeman phoning in Willy Wonka sounds amazing tho

Kinetics Video

This is contributing to a culture of endangerment

Sardonic

Sounds like a pretty bad time travel movie, but I'm sure it's still terminator compared to 'The Time Machine (I found at a yardsale)'. Real bad movie heads know that one

Dale Gribble

*Glen close me ma voice* "There's three kinds of people in life J.D. , Alien, Robot, and Guy who figured out how to make his face light up"

Max Joyner

My ass will be SEATED in theaters come Summer 2025 for 57 Minutes: Age of Ingraham

Grock1199

It really seems like josh hutcherson was going through some shit in this movie because he looks fine and young again in the five nights at freddies trailers but in this movie it seems like they told him to like stay shut in his room for 4 months in order to accurately portray a blogger

DP

Legos NOT allowed in the bedroom 🛑

Britz Man

Why the guck if NO PUNLIX TRRABSIT the problem?!?!?

NobleStrings

I have yet to find a single still of a blue darth maul

Misery Fell

This movie is actually based on a short story called "Lucifer" which does indeed end with the protagonist trapped on a crashing plane, forever rewinding the same minute unwilling to die.

Hot Rod

Sequel has to be 2 Close 2 a minute

MEAT CLOWN

Man Felix's laugh was really loud in this episode, you guys need to remove his laugh bone for the next one please

MEAT CLOWN

Hey that's a pretty good concept for a twist ending, kind of hilarious that they didn't use it in the movie

Elai Kehler

genuinely don’t believe this is a real movie

Gabipentin

Too dirrty to clean my act up

Kinetics Video

All human expression is now anti-semitic. The Venus of Willendorf was made to enact the trope of jews having chonky tits

owen

human league. naisu

MCL

Can you call him Mayor Quimby just a few times

Poppy Chulo

IF you want to see more bizarre Josh Hutcherson "acting" watch the trailer for "Five Nights at Freddys" How is he getting roles?

Erik Weissengruber

This is like the third encounter I’ve had with EC Tubb in the last month. 57 is based on one of the sci fi writer’s short stories. Someone recommended his Dumarest of Terra space opera to me. And there was a Harper’s article about a dealer in pulp fiction who arranged a the publication of the final instalment of Dumarest saga. And still no one has explained Ingraham.

mtzero

he looks good in that

Erik Weissengruber

Did Cundieff read Steven King’s 2019 anthology of airplane-related horror stories.

Jacob

They can both stay. I’d be happy

Greg Mackenzie

Can we get Felix to watch The Creator? Need to know if he'll lionise all goofy pulp sci fi if it has anti imperial themes. Equally as fun, stupid, and cringe orientalist as Avatar. I loved it. It takes itself a little too seriously and isnt as comically self aware as Cameron's stuff and the attention to detail re sci fi elements can't compare, but a good successor in the canon nonetheless.

Bobi Jon-son Kenobi

I appreciate the Edge of Tomorrow praise. Underrated sci-fi action, and one of the few good Japanese to American adaptations

Bobi Jon-son Kenobi

The James Cameron comparison is very apt cause I saw it as a pretty good inverted Terminator 2

Will Elliot

J-son movie recommendations?

James Burkeen

I understood that reference. Such a weird time on two of my favorite pods.

Jason Matthews

I'm delighted by the possibility that one of my alters has been a Felix source for post-cinema.

bl00dfruit

NGL the movie is not as bad as they portray. Call me a simpleton of you must, but it's not a bad watch.

Anagram3k

It should be illegal having so much a good time with so bad movie :D

Shaan M

I like to imagine after like the 1000th time he gets bored and starts watching a movie on his phone but it takes him like 45 seconds to get out the movie and fast forward to where he left off so he has to watch the movie like 10 seconds at a time.

Chris

Simpleton

Lamebot

No mention of quicksave savescumming while talking about 57 Seconds? Fake gamer alert!

Joe’s fat head

It’s called 57 Seconds but it took me three days to get through it.

Thomas Ingram

Had me looking around at work every time they said "Ingraham"

Matt

I started thinking about this too. Maybe the ring needs time to charge up between trips?

Reece Coren

every time i’m out people watching or just in public and not looking at my phone “ingram is simply an observer” pops into my head