Home Creators Posts Import Register Favorites Logout

Downloads

Content

Will, Felix and Amber pick up a few stories we missed last week, including Tim Scott girlfriend reveal (and campaign end), and Speaker of the House Mike Johnson’s father/son porn monitoring. We then look at a litany of increasingly absurd bungles and PR disasters from the Israeli government, all from just the last week.

Pick up your copy of Amber’s new book Dirtbag here: https://us.macmillan.com/books/9781250269621/dirtbag

And find all the new Chapo offerings at our digital shop here: https://www.patreon.com/chapotraphouse/shop

Files

Comments

David Winn

Amber, we missed you, and your voice is wonderful

Patron

Spite is all we have!

CJ

Amber!!!!

Joshua

Love u amber

Brandon

We love our amber don’t we folks

Cole

Amber

calvin kilby

we missed you, comrade frost

Brendan Kneeland

Love Amber and couldn’t order that book fast enough 💜

Durnald

I’m here for goon content ty for providing

Declan Kennedy

looking forward to a bit of Amber time

lizzabees

amber heads feasting and wassailing and suchlike

Kevin Creaven

Was just thinking that I hope we get Amber on an episode soon. Been hearing too many great clips of her recently.

Aj

Amber I liked you a lot

JB123456789

Worst chapo host, book looks awful sorry

R. Rafferty

Hey Amber, I preordered your book in March, 2021. Looking forward to it

The Pissler

There is definitely one host who is liked far less lmao

Jeffrey Miller

Amber! Also, thank you for making an audio book! I'm ADHD as hell and best absorb books while driving around for work.

matt garciak

Chapo needs Amber. Thank you for coming back.

Negative Affirmations

Amber! Can't wait to hear your audio book. I just pre-ordered it.

Justin Racine

Respect for the queen returning after so long :)

Randy

“Gaywad” took me back

David Browm

To be fair, I think a certain other previous host (now a missing person) might be the least favorite host. Happy to hear ambers voice

David Browm

Can't wait for "Ten Tips for Sucking Your Own Dick" by JB123456688

JB123456789

Bring back Virgil now pls

Kevin

So happy ambers making a return!

Jack Sylvia

Where did this finklestein soundbite come from lmao

Alexandr

[redditishly] Amber.

Hugh

Amber!

J.P. McD.

Is this a Boston Rob reference?

Billiam

jacking off accountability app dings. i learn that my buddy from church camp is jacking off. but he’s been dead for three years 🫣

John Atherton

hi i’m jack and i’m a proud gooner

Schwartz666

*insert Amber Alert ⚠️ joke here*

Leo

At this rate Virgil Texas will be back soon too

plainwrap

Ironically when that host has a new project my phone also sends me an 'Amber Alert'.

Matt James Rich

I did too, bought it with a leftover barnes and nobles giftcard.

Rusty

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

Matt James Rich

That guy was once trying to sell his old laptop because he couldn't use it for gaming and I almost did buy it - so so glad it did not work out.

A RHINO

Amber was great, top notch episode

Rhett Gamlin

Amber I can assure you that you are not the least favorite.

Axel

Alexandr

Isaac CHONNITER? Chotiner. Will. Just READ WHAT HIS NAME LOOKS LIKE AND FIGURE OUT HOW TO SAY IT BASED ON THAT

Alexandr

[Tormp] Book looks awful, author looking very worse! Folks, it's very saaaadddddddddd...! I kid, love Amber, she rules mostly even if I don't understand half of what she says.

JB123456789

It’s not like she’s saying anything interesting or complicated though. She’s mostly just there to derail good bits whenever the guys threaten to get them going. Can’t say I missed her all that much honestly. Get Roth to be a permanent host before Amber guests again

Antipaganda

Welcome back Amber! Uh, I mean... Oh no, a goil!

Jeemar

hi amber, do you have a distributor in the UK or europe for your book, looking forward to it

Zahir

I love Amber. Upping the dirt bag quotient to critical levels. I also love Norm. He's such a wildcard.

Alexandr

Episode of a podcast. THIS IS REVOLUTION from 7 months ago

Gabriel Bowater

Maoist trump best trump. Also, yay Amber

Alex C

Amber.

Declan Hertel

oh lord how we have missed Amber

Stephen

Damn, would’ve loved to record Amber’s audiobook; I’m tired of endless erotica productions

Jim

In eaaarly chapo with his VDH interview, they pronounce his name *plausibly.* Steadfast mis-pronouncing names is a well ridden trope on chapo, no? That said, I genuinely can’t tell if it’s a bit or just lazy or ignorant myself heh?

Kollie123

Amber coming back and making a reference to the strange thing about the Johnson’s episode of cum town was not on my bingo card

Jim

+1 kinda? Roth watches movies and works in press, is a sports writer and is a great ‘vibes’ guest?

Bil

So like she's annoying and not very insightful but, on the other hand, Amber!!!!

Alexandr

SOMEONE hasn't read the book's line about kissing in the rain at an El train platform :)

Rory

Amber is much better than Virigil. Least favorite host is not true

Jim

How much is Israel to us like Northern Ireland is to the UK; an expensive pain in the ass with no natural resources to exploit and some of the worst most annoying & shitty people / psychos you don’t want in your council housing next door in your own country? (Farther away and way worse for Arabs with way more death in the case of Israel, but that’s kind of the trend too; empires & span of time decreasing with time, but distance & scope, & complexity increasing?) I wish there were top-of-brain awareness of all small ways Israel makes domestic American lives slightly worse from training our cops to the Israeli locksmith scam to various media and finance to electoral influence all the way down to school boards and local politics. I wish more Americans saw it in that light, and also, even regardless of right-left, even if they want to just see it calculatingly cold blooded crassly long and short term were asking ‘what are we getting out of this deal besides the usual American economy MO generic weapons sales & (maybe) some intelligence client services? That’s not nothing, but for what’s invested, what used to be a glossy ad for military tech & intelligence infiltration isn’t looking as good as it used to? It’s also mind blowing to me how much of the Israel leadership made it to the USA, saw or had access to the post WW2 bounty here, watched people make it to unimaginable heights and didn’t stay…’nah, I’d rather be part of this shitty settler colonial project, thx anyway.’ Politics really is for losers… I guess I’m pro-Israel; Just move it to Austria? Austria got such an awesome deal after the war compared to how much Germany paid in reparations & the most advanced industrialized iron Curtian countries got a raw deal being part of the USSR (Poland, Chech, east Germany) . & if you wanted to give Eastern European Jews who got a raw deal, it’s nearby? Granted, I’m cribbing from Christman’s observations we all miss… Hopefully no one below age ~40 believes in the project anymore & at least recognizes the value isn’t there… …whether that will translate into anything remotely good is another matter? Channeling Christman too; if the prestigious private ivy universities that are decaying/taking bribes already to accept the Kushners and Yglesii of the world, let their board of trustees burn them to the ground and pull their funding in some ways for all I care?; ‘all they are is annoying and all they do is produce annoying people.’ ‘Academia is a sinking ship being hollowed out & stripped for parts.’ ‘I’ll be honest, going to college now does sound like a real chore.’ -Christman Those early articles were some of the most nauseating, but I got a lot more done not reading the news at all was largely able to ignore & breeze thru them/collect names of the usual suspects later?

Hade

Amber you are my favorite chapo

dabbledogg

Slightly more listenable than the episode about luxury cruises

Iuliu Balasa-Egyed

jokes on you just got the damn audiobook for free by scamming audible into thinking ill pay their damn subscription

Anthony

I miss Amber so much.

Blank

Amber didn’t leave she just became Liz Franczak

Max

I missed Amber and I'm glad she's back.

Matthew Martillo

I got into chapo in late 2019 and have missed amber so dearly. Please be a chapo staple again!

Tim O'

Amber's back! ❤️

Alec

Some of y’all bout to be real mad at me

Isaac Salazar

Virgil was my favorite, except for the grooming stuff….

Brian

The silent confusion of the Trump crowds is so cool. It's amazing that peope go, party, stand there while Trump speaks for two hours... Awesome.

Bruce Landow

Okay that opening by Amber was hysterical

K H

Slop in a book!

K H

Pics or it didn't happen.

Michael S. Judge

The proto-Athenian societies of the land not yet totalized as "Greece," c. the era of the Trojan War (roughly 1200 BC), were dominated by the kingdom of Mycenae and ruled via a system of mutual gooning

William

Wow cry more dude

Tom

Ambers back! We have never been more back.

TC

Waking up to an Amber episode. I must be dreaming.

Matelda

I don't have a least favorite host, what is that

Aaron Baer

DON'T F WIT' ME AND LET AMBER GO EVER AGAIN !!! Will you are an anchor and Felix is both zany scion of wealth & masculine heterosexual 21st century struggle, BUT Matt & Amber are inspiration and that shit is sacred !!!

Squeet Deedle

I've been saying "gOOning" in Norm Finklesteins voice for like 4 straight days and I can't stop help

Alexandr

Still waiting on PROOF OF THAT

Shane McGonnell

Now I can read slop while I listen to it!

William

I think Israel sucks at propaganda because the decision makers are all extreme right wing dipshits. They don’t know what hits for normal people

Rory

Chapo die hards are weird lol why do you think he vanished off the face of the Earth? Innocent people don't do that

Matt Murray

I've seriously missed Amber on the show. Hopefully we get to hear more of her.

otis

Queen

Kai

So triumphalist about the imminent end of zionism! Ambers monologue at the end of this is very weird. (Like the revolution will come automatically if we just sit on our hands for long enough.) Continue mobilizing and organizing for Palestinian liberation ✌️

K H

16:15 Amber makes some of the most specific porn references I've ever heard. Wtf?

K H

First learn "how to drive tank?" in Hebrew. Next learn all other words needed to explain operating a tank.

K H

What were all those missing women up to?!

Rory

Wut

Shreddie

When the world needed her most, she returned. Can’t wait to get my copy of dirtbag!

gonzopitcher

Amber will always be my favorite Chapo.

Adam Bean

Just heard her on some early CT episodes. Missed Amber!

orc

Amazing, I Pré-ordered the book like 2 years ago, excited to read

Kgrl128

So excited to hear Amber!! Will def. be checking out your book :-)

etienne

Comrade Trump SHOCKS Xinjiang Restaurant Waiter With Flawless Analysis of British Colonialism in XIXth Century China

Thom

Amber's back! In book form!

T

Jesus vanished off the face of the Earth.

Red Scare Spice

I’m not an Arabic speaker but I am a nurse and when I saw the “hostages chore list” I knew straight away it was some type of roster for the nursing staff because some things are universal!

Sheila Mydick

Imy Amber pls come on the show more

helvetica.hottie

I love you Amber. You rock and I always enjoy hearing you. Love, one of the only girl listeners.

Andrew Mueller

I can't wait for the baby boomer's Long March from Florida to Montana.

Greg

Okay, I was happy Amber was back until she accused Rashomon of being a three-hour movie. It’s only 89 min!!!!

Skip Grumblis

Thanks for audio, I’m vision impaired.

noop

Ambers back!!!!!!

Sheila Mydick

Is that Norman Finkelstein at 19:50?

Bee Holmes

So happy to hear Amber being back I always loved hearing her perspective! I hope she comes back for some more shows!

brodie

Notification for this podcast came through as an amber alert? Not sure how u guys did that

Christopher Farley

Why are Amber's porn references so much more current than Will's and Felix's

king_von_diesel

Christ, the first time I learned about "strange thing about the johnsons" was from my 7th graders back in 2019. Remembering that has made my life OBJECTIVELY worse.

E. GONZO

More amber!!

Pædiekeix

Holy shit amber? And she’s still pro-bullying? Yes ma’am I will be buying the stoned audiobook 🫡

Bill

A return to the glory (Amber) days!

ChewyCheeto

I love anytime Amber shows up. Hot cave woman representation is on the rise.

Mattposter69

I cant imagine being a gremlin that doesnt like amber, I love you, we love you!

T

EBONY ALERT!

christoph.s

Great to have Amber back!

T

Felix and Will are each other's Covenant Eyes accountability buddies.

T

Stay (I Missed You)

Nolan

If you didn’t see boobs on a Nintendo DS you never actually hit puberty.

Jaage

Must be nice to be Amber, six figure salary and you have to do is one podcast episode a year

K H

Delivering fidget spinners to keep kids from gooning.

Moonwatcher13

Jokes on you Amber, you were my favorite cohost, especially when you and Matt were just playing off eachother. also thanks for letting us know the books up, been looking forward to it for a while!

Maouriceltic

Amber you where amazing and are missed-the show does not work as well without you.

Munir hakim

I miss amber. Can't wait to check out the book! Been anticipating for a while

Beeethan

The keeping up with the Johnson’s is an Ari Astor short by the way I’m pretty sure it’s available on YouTube

Dan Leaf

Great to hear amber back on the show

The Etymology of Nonsense

More Amber! Least favorite only because she's a woman, which isn't her fault, and this is a show by and for misogynists.

Paul F. Holzfäller

Try some others in his voice like “rusty trombone” or “snowballing.”

Sean

Stoned literature is my favorite. Anxiously awaiting Hunter's memoirs. (Biden, not Thompson)

Paul F. Holzfäller

I can’t not see that short film as some sort of dark comedy. There might be something wrong with me😬

Mark Schneider

Who else could it be!! Unsure what motivated Norm to discuss what "gooning" is, but a great catch!!

Mark Schneider

Doug Murray is an unhinged racist Brit who writes for crap papers like the Daily Mail. He is utter scum, unsurprised that he's giving a little hat tip to Germans (they're at least white) while saying all Palestinians are subhuman "Nazis."

Olivia Hamlett

Mike Johnson strikes me as the kinda guy who watches Alot of trans porn.

Agent Grange

Truly hot take, but other than Chris Amber is the only person whose rhetorical analysis fills the matt niche for me.

Demented Avenger

Twitter accounts we need: Hasbara Fails. Because we need to laugh at the spawn of the Israeli Twitter account.

Tyler Carles

Such a nice surprise to have Amber back

Anders Olsson

There are people who don't like Amber?

donoteat

i also came here to ask this

Zach H.

The news up top is Tim Scott’s dating reveal and mutually monitored gooning prevention apps and you don’t call the ep The Girlfriend Experience?

NLC

Same, Amber has some bad takes, but there was a level of smarmy smugness I didn't like about Virgil.

weedworf

Amber is back!!!!! I’m so happy

dsierra1

I am so thrilled that Amber is back! She was always great. I don't understand the people who make her feel like the 'least favorite' host...

simulyosh

we are joined by special guest author Amber Frost

elliott

Josh Duggar’s wife had the Covenant Eyes software after he got caught with child porn the first time and still had it when he was downloading CP at the car dealership he worked at lmao

Eric Jacobsen

Amber! Hope this isn't a one-off now that she's off that effing nerd publishing shit.

dan

Guybrush

m@tt

Missed that voice. More Amber is always a good thing.

weedworf

Is that Norman finkelstein defining gooning at 19:55????

Lono's Oboe

16:30 Amber is not even back 20 minutes and she is already making enemies

Sixten Heekin

Amber is back! My least fave host is decidedly Vergil. Good riddance. Love amber top 4 hosts for sure.

Will

The most succinct description of the Strange Thing About the Johnsons was Stav calling it, "The story of a man taking a series of Ls"

Naked Shitter

I like amber again after that intro

Doug Cartel

hi amber anyways getting a kick out of th idea of Mike Johnson screaming for his son's help as the midsection of his pants start glowing red

Tyler Pittman

"Possibly the least favorite one" well at least she's aware

Ranni

Hope Amber also returns to review The Marvels

Ashley Naftule

Yeah, but misremembering Rashomon is kinda perfect

Zachary Wood

Hype for Amber hype for book

Philip Wailes

Good to hear amber again! And just for the record, as somebody who teaches grades 6-8 in my experience they still call each other gay and r worded exactly as much as we did Lol

Doug Cartel

the israelis aren't just eating shit PR-wise, there's a photo of probably 5 or 6 abandoned tracked vehicles clogging a Gaza street. LEARN 2 PARK RE: The 'spark of humanity of the Nazis' thing: the Germans were at best ambivalent about the Holocaust until Israel demanded reparations for it, and only after that did Germans start wrestling with this guilt they didn't feel before. I'm guessing the morons running IDF PR just let all their memories of dramatic european war movies blur into one film in their heads.

Lindsay R

System of a Goon

Jason

Amber RULES. more Amber plz

Doug

We missed you Amber!

Gage

Amber.

Randy

More amber plz

Cam H

Rather than workshop the Israeli PR strategy, I really wish the show would have taken the opportunity with Amber coming on to more fully address Bernie’s shameful and repugnant position on the situation. I get that it’s embarrassing to have the guy you relentlessly beat the drum for in two presidential races end up condoning genocide, but I think that puts you in the position of actually needing to say something about it. Will obviously continue listening/subbing bc I love my slop, but hope this gets more airtime at some point.

Jackson

Gonna be honest, I don't know how productive just focusing on Bernie being a fuck up right now is lmao, outside of being personally invested in him specifically. Felix has been plenty vocal on Twitter about his response too.

Cam H

Totally, I think that’s right. I don’t mean that they should do a whole show about it, but I do think that much of this show in 2016/2020 was oriented around his run. I mean, they all literally knocked doors for the man. I also recognize that they all might be saying things in other venues—good on them. I guess it just feels weird to me that they haven’t dived deeper on it here. Maybe I’m expecting too much from a comedy podcast tho lol

Robert E LGBT

Don’t worry, Virgile was the least favorite of the Chapo gang

James Proulx

The best PR move for anyone opposed to the IDF is to keep putting microphones in front of any Israeli official. They all sound like Philly cops discussing the MOVE members that they just killed. "Well, you say people died but these weren't people, they were MOVE members".

ROD F

Bernie was still the best option at the time. I don’t regret knocking on doors and trying my all. I learned a lot and am I different person now. He’s been increasingly disappointing since he rolled over for Biden. At least we got a few months of Covid unemployment out of him but I think he’s days as some leftist movement leader are over

Jaime Christley

This is why Amber is so missed. She doesn't treat all Looney Tunes as one homogeneous mass; you've got your Chuck Jones, your Bob Clampett, your Frank Tashlin, and your Tex Avery. You have all these people.

Richard Fod

Always good to hear from Amber

Juan Gonzalez

Hopefully everyone is doing well!

Yarblockos

We love Amber, don't we folks?

Pelican Grief

We learn so very much from dear Norm

brandon

Am I imagining it, or did the ep have a sound drop of Norman Finkelstein giving the definition of gooning? Lol

Gordon Schmidt

I've always appreciated Amber's role as the voice of feminine reason and wisdom on the podcast. Sometimes she's wrong, but it's for the right reasons. And remember, she was the one who spared us the Chapo metoo episode. I'll always be glad to hear her dropping in on the pod. She should go on the Adam Friedland Show too

Sharvex

So happy to hear Amber it feels like ages, def gonna buy the audiobook when it comes out

Jimmy McMillan

Oh fuck I just started the pod and heard Amber's voice. Is everyone ok? No one's hurt right? Are American women are still allowed to vote/own property? Amber used to be my favorite but now she's only been on after something horrible happens

sarah

Professor Tox name drop is crazyyyy 😭

B

losing my mind at Normal Finkelstein explaining gooning

Jimmy McMillan

Oh nevermind she's just selling a book. Thank God

A RQ

So great hearing Amber again, and glad she hasn’t Post-Left’d herself into thinking talking about the Gaza situation is cringe or whatever.

Don Aldin

Is amber a Nazi like all of her friends?

Jimmy McMillan

I think she has had some haters in comments but I believe Chappos silent majority are pro Amber

james

Does Amber get patreon money? This is of extreme concern to me

Poppy Chulo

Listen the thing you have to know about John Rambo is that while he is developmentally disabled he will fundamentally change your town...

The Children of Jack Acid

Wasn't Bernie like 95% cool about Gaza, though? I know there was a soundbite on Twitter where it sounds like he's saying you can't negotiate with Hamas, and I commented my own hatred on it. But then I later saw the full clip it is from, and I think he was taken way out of context. He's still asking for a ceasefire and is overflowing with concern for the injustices of Gaza--it seems more like he's just saying Hamas is a terrorist organization and committed an atrocity, which is technically true, even if it wasn't out of the blue and is kind of not where our main focus should be. And that was only one sentence in like several questions on a news show where every answer was the right one except for maybe his emphasis at times.

The Children of Jack Acid

oh shit this is the first I heard of all this. I just thought he was gone because they trimmed the fat a bit.

George Mitri

I was just thinking “was that Norm Finkelstein?” 😂😂

Nick Muscatiello

Always fun to hear the Chapos tell on themselves with their porn preferences while they’re “joking around”

bruce

"gewning"

Chloe

Amber you are NOT the least favorite I miss you so much! ❤️

Delalelilolu

Amber is objectively not the worst Chapo host given... well you know

Jimmy McMillan

Amber's book sounds pretty cool but I'm still on the fence. She might need to come on the pod few more times to help sell me on it

Marduk

Welcome back Amber! Go on Chapo more often!

chronye

the home girl alyssa just was killed on an LA highway .. rip

Stan

Great to hear Amber again!

Dark Belden

That’s right. No one will ever be worse than the treacherous Brendan James. 🤠

Andrew Cross

Amber A’Lee Frost go on chapo

Dan

Chris

Dan

A delight to have amber back tbh

Kamran Husain

amber deserves a medal for getting rid of that early period zionist jacques

More Human than Human

Like the idea of Fentanyl rockets. only the guys with the most massive opiate tolerances of all time survive and become super soldiers. I’d would’ve been a great fentanyl immune soldier, they can’t overdose me no matter how many rockets they hit me with

Ozzie

BTA back in the house!

Penny

Amper

Bartlebee

These attacks on waze users needs to stop or I’ll upload a Felix voice pack

Genghis Cohen

I need to know the context for Norman Finkelstein talking about gooning

NobleStrings

yooo amber on the pod let's gooooo

dingbat44

Always knew Amber would poison Matt to get back on the podcast.

Quasimoto Miyamoto

Amber brings juice 2 the show. Great to have her back!

Drew McGill

I just heard the clip and was fucking DYING.

Drew McGill

I miss Amber, honestly. Always unfairly hated on IMO.

T

Is Jacques from Seeking Derangements a zionist?

T

I hope Amber stays on as a regular

Kamran Husain

no early on he had a few zionist friends but he denounces israel every few episodes now so he’s good

PDXORCIST

Who the hell doesn’t love Amber?? Straight to the gulag w those fucks.

Folks,,

Lmao had to comment just to acknowledge the Rae Lil Black ref

Evan Scott

All Amber's haters don't listen to the show anymore they're dnc shills

Will Elliot

Yo this is the chick that used to serve coffee on cumtown

SoldierBlue

I’m the guy who doesn’t like Amber. It’s all on me

Evan Pitkin

Amber you were never our least favorite. It was always Will.

Meatwad Cosby

The Hamas guys leaning to say “Take Off Your Pants” were just huge Blink 182 heads.

Jon Lyons

So good to have Amber back, I haven't laughed this much at an ep since the good old days when we were all making fun of Rand Paul getting his ass beat over yard waste and my parents were still alive.

Don Aldin

It’s called code switching

Backofhouse4

Feel that all the Israel propaganda is just throwing up chaff to get another day. Everyday that the ethics cleansing goes on is a day closer they get to their goal of no Palestines in Israel. So say whatever to who ever keep people talking and arguing about anything the only thing that is forbidden is talk of an end to the war.

J-Lo

Amber love forever

pepto_azymuth

The porn app thing is so funny because as hardcore Christians they believe God is always watching and that isn't enough , kind of blasphemous

john badal

Amber has always been liked and think she's an important voice.

DC

<3 Amber

Leo Johnson

Amber really just slid in like she never left 🐐

NLC

Yeah she's got a slight twang of a Hoosier, its almost Appalachian but not quite.

Will Camfield

Amber come back for good we missed you

HarshMalarkey

Whoa guys cool it with the chapo trap house.

Ricky

lol at Amber’s “Biden infrastructure bill to make more make-out points”

Khemith

Nah they lie in stasis for the "day"

Khemith

What about he who shall not be named?

Stephen

I’m pretty sure Protestants like it when god is watching. Catholics like it to, but only because of the shame kink…

J.v.D

Let’s Go Amber

LEAH NELSON

Good episode and I love the chapos, but at the beginning I just don’t get this point they always bring up “college bad” when they literally all went to college. I mean sure there’s some entrenched ideology that colleges funnel into students but to condemn it all seems silly. I guess what they mean behind it is that there should be drastic changes of some sort, idk. But as someone going to PA school… yes college is important and should be protected

Patrick Schütz

I‘m so happy amber was on again. Really missed her input.

Jon Lyons

bottle of Buckfast that came to life when they put a magic hat on it

Daffy

I really don't know what to say to those who look at the price of tuition and think that is not a scam. My roommate's Organic Chemistry text book is $800, but if you sign up for the school bookstore credit card, they take off 40% and let you pay the rest in installments. Sure, e-books would resolve most of this, but most academic departments don't allow it without a monthly sub. And if you complain about it too much some profs will put you on a list of suspected plagiarism and you'll be lucky to get a C. This is the kind of shit that started the Taiping Rebellion

Tom

You’ll know when it happens.

Eli

Israel propaganda is that stupid because Israel's defenders as re THAT stupid. They literally believe anything that government tells them.

john

Israelis when you let them do their own propaganda: “Heartbreaking! This Woman Was Too Late In Retrieving Her Dead IDF Husband’s Cum To Make More White Babies!”

Jon W

Amber

Stim Scrounger

would it be possible to get the This is Sus 2020 episodes on the Patreon ?

Cam

Amber 👍👍

Nick M

Glad to have Amber back, even though she hates the fans and thinks we hate her lol. Looking forward to the book, also hope she guests on TAFS.

Suzie

Wonderful, it's through McMillan, I'll be sure that my library orders a copy.

Zachary Houser

Glad to see Amber make a return, I know the community has historically treated her horribly, but her insights are excellent.

SPENCER PIBBLES

I threatened to unsubscribe if amber didn't return. It was a hollow threat but now I'm so for real

Cam C

Amber is my favorite host

GoblinHitPoints

The return of Amber! Missed her sass. Great ep guys

Kevin Hovanic

My favorite chapos was always a toss up between Matt, Amber, and Will. No hate for Felix just tend to like them the most. Real nice to hear her on again.

Horse Badorties

"innocent" Only the guilty babies get shot in Gaza.

Scot Forsythe

Hmmmmmm hmmmmmm sssllloooopppp😍

Dartwave

Hell yeah Amber ep ruled, more of this!

Mo + Arts

So glad you're having Felix on again after the allegations that he never got Ahead of the Curve achieve without carry

Forrest Taylor

This is the book about coal miners??? Love you Amber

Brady

Midwestern person here, you guys have always been unfair to pizza ranch

Eon Gattignolo

i am always happy when amber is around.

Josh

Let’s fucking go Amber!!!

Jimmy McMillan

If you want Chappo patreons to buy your book release every other chapter for free. Also come on the show again

The Etymology of Nonsense

Yeah last time was for the Eternals, so her appearance does coincide with dark and evil forces manifesting in this world

Kevin Hovanic

Amber was my favorite chapo for years when she was on. Glad to hear her back as a guest. Hope it happens again

Kevin Hovanic

Old heads know. Honestly found him quite annoying before he got called out anyway.

etienne

the reason they have to bring up Waze is that every other Israeli startup is like "the company that sells the NSA the software they use to categorize twitter posts by political valence" and "the company trying to weld a AR15 onto a Mavik drone"

Barnaby Aaron

Is Amber going to go on a book tour?

Luke Rybuck

I’ve always liked amber

Joe Freeman

This made me miss Amber and reminds me how well she can lead and participate in a convo

wat

Amber was always my favorite, great to hear her on an episode again.

fried egg

professor tox….. i haven’t heard that name in a long time……….

fried egg

always great to have amber on to appeal to the girls and gays

Eric G

AMBER. Also pick up AMBER's audiobook read by AMBER on Audible next month!

Valerie

AMBERS BACK LETS GOOOOOOO

Son of Baconator

Please make Amber at least a semi regular host again. She gels so well with the guys and brings it to another level.

ectoslavia

Amber is funny and smart and has a moral compass. It was good to hear her again.

Cullen S

Pre-ordered the book on audible! I intend to get higher than a giraffe’s ass while listening 👍

Christopher Price

Amber didn't, and she had to survive the hell that's Bloomington as a townie.

elizabeth

Yay Amber! You rock

Donald

We love Amber

ScorPWNok

Will repeatedly saying Isaac Chotiner's name like it rhymes with "monitor" is a new all-timer Chapo pronunciation moment

Cal

Will Dirtbag get a UK audible/print release? Struggling to find info outside of American outlets

Nolan

No the animated porn is millennial shit do not try to push that off on us you patchy bearded freak.

Dr Nguyen Van Phuoc

Amber is into some weird shit. I mean, I am too, but I don't say it publicly

BRP

Great to hear Amber again

Mangomoosh

Suck a chilli dog! Bloomington is awesome!

bloomtronzero

Amber needs to come back full time

SF

It's so good to have amber back

Alexandr

I don't know if she means the 3D animation stuff or hentai. Not that I'm going to defend hentai but the 3D animation stuff is definitely weeeeeeeird.

Alexandr

We love our Amber, don't we, folks?

ryan williams

oh yes... animated pron is garbage for millennials i guess. You zoomers though will be all into AI generated porn

Tyler Sutherland

The Biden bill to make more Makeout Points is called Bare Back Better

Morgan

2025 update: Tim Scott is now married to Mindy Noce