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We give our annual post-Super Bowl report rating the spectacle and the ads, including the increasing, and increasingly funny, conservative opposition to the whole idea of “football”. Plus, a review of a tough week for Joe Biden, including a new round of trepidation about his age and fitness. Finally, we look at an amazing profile of Bill Ackman, a man who manages to be such an intense Wife Guy he’s ruined his wife’s life.

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Kevin

Surprise Chapo, love to see it done we folks?

Rahman

Amber!

owen

FIFTH

Evan Pitkin

Enjoying sports wasn't on my 2024 bingo card.

The Children of Jack Acid

It's so weird to see my leftist friends on Twitter posting "Enjoy your football while people in Gaza die!" yesterday, and then hearing that football is actually kryptonite for conservative weirdos.

Megan

those fuckin temu ads

Tim

Dogshit dip take, Felix. Dogshit.

Ethan

I prefer the dessert marshmallow based salads

Tvvvv

I like this new girl Matt

Tvvvv

This is the wrong opinion

Rory

Indian Canadians love using the N word last I was in Brampton

Michael S. Judge

"Love the Alien" is a) David Bowie's line, b) from a song about the intractable insanity of religious crusades

Schwartz666

Ilsa, Snake Queen of the SS

Jessica S

It’s true, love on the spectrum is a great show!

Andrew Cross

Hacksaw ridge is pretty stupid and bad tbh

LEAH NELSON

It’s okay Felix you can say wigga

Tvvvv

He likes what he likes

THEKILLERWHALE

I grant him a counterfeit hood pass.

Jonathan Nathan

This episode felt really good. Amber's here, we got a reading series, Matt's doing well, just really good vibes.

Poppy Chulo

detective casey jones investigates the brutal murder and ritualistic posing of investigative reporter April O'neill. His investigation takes him into the dark heart of the cities political infrastructure and into the bowels of the metropolis itself. There are stories of abominations lurking in the sewers and mayor Splinter may even have a connection.

AKorgar

In his defence that ass don't quit

Hilary is Pant-suited Syphilis

I had a dream once about a ground up Big Mac meal and McDonalds milk shake being a sauce that Americans started putting on everything. That’s what I went to with the discussion around “goy slop”

Antipaganda

Chris Hemsworth. Although maybe my shared Australian ethnic identity makes him perfectly charming in the Gibson mould.

Robert Armstrong

I know we prolly won’t have Amber back regularly, but it has been really comforting having her back pinch-hitting while Matt’s recuperating.

Matt Murray

Just finished Amber's book. I honestly loved it. Highly recommend.

Seymour Buetts

Half time show has been taken over by ROC Nation aka JayZ. There’s a good video on the partnership

K H

I remember I was telling people Diane Feinstein was forgetting why she was in a room and shitting herself (before it was officialy she was too senile to seek re-election) and the response was "I go into rooms and forget why I'm there all the time." I am not advocating monarchy, but I often see how we got there. Some of us definitely have a "place" and it is not making decisions. God bless their soul as some might say. Problem is they are easier to wrangle and get moving which is the first and strongest barrier.

K H

I enjoyed it. It was pretty gay tho. Like many of his movies.

Squeet Deedle

Have to respect Amber's swagger about her name, 100% correct

Mark Schneider

Talking like a Wigga is funny. But not as funny as Andrew Tate doing his Jordan Peterson act. I mean I know it's Incel whispering but hearing a black guy from Chicago talking like a pretentious Canadian moppet is a bit disorienting.

Andrew Cross

having insane gore, but no swearing was a wild choice. also the soy boot camp shit

Tucci

Will Prince stanning is just what I needed today

Matthew

Amber 💯💯

beanbuddy

Weren't roman generals kinda sorta antisemitic sometimes?

Doug Cartel

calling Orban the leader of turkey is so fucking good because you know hes thinking "hahah, country named hungary and country named turkey"

Blank

I love that Will is a fan of love on the spectrum. A great show

poiuytrefvbj55

2000-2004 Ludacris had the south in a chokehold and then 50 Cent blew up.

Doug Cartel

yo you cant just spring an enrique iglesias song on me like that I gave a CD of his stuff to my spanish teacher when I was 10 and she completely missed the romantic subtext

Petar Cirjakovic

I wanted Taylor to break up with Travis during postgame celebrations

ploob

Jesus is a foot guy

BigBoto

"Nominative Determinism"??? lmao that shit actually has a name

Demented Avenger

Neri: Bill, you don't have to keep this posting up, really. Bill: Honey, I do! Did you see this meme that this barely-functioning autistic guy made about how great I was for posting in your defense? Neri: 'Scuse me, Bill, I just need to sample this whole wine bottle.

brodie

Buffalo chicken dip is good as fuck Felix is dead wrong.

Bryan Williams

Having Ralph Cifaretto be into Gladiator was the greatest psychological insight into the powerful dipshit ever offered.

brodie

I also like that Felix invented Israeli Marathon

Jordan

Chris take I suspect can be true… taking care of old confused people… trump strikes me as the confabulatory demented man… appears normal. Joe seems like he could be with it but needs about 23 mins to make a point

Willm

The wildest thing about these episodes is learning that Amber really was just on an extended hiatus to work on a book

Sam McManus

The DNC has good reason to lean on the Dark Brandon thing. They know that arguing his competency or decency is bad ground for them, so they seize on the image of him as an incarnation of the demonic energy flowing through the US political system, which has the benefit of being kinda true. They're like yeah he's a lich, but he's our lich and he's very powerful

Paul F. Holzfäller

He’s close to needing to beg Katherine’s forgiveness after the terabytes of fat milf asses are discovered on his hard drive. I feel for the guy.

Pædiekeix

Amber, and every time you complain she gets more problematic

William B. Bricks

felix is wildly out of touch, there are more wiggers today than ever before. its just taken a different form

Sam McManus

Mayor Splinter pisses me off so bad dude

T

As long as he uses the soft A

Jason Matthews

"He's a Foggy Bottom Bog Mummy trapped in a labyrinth where no plane intersects. His dogs have Havana Syndrome, and clamour for innocent blood!" On the other hand, who can confuse a Fisher King with a Palpatine?

Axel H.

I first heard that term in reference to a tedious co-worker with the surname “Boring”…

Steven Frick

They install that true coat at the factory. There’s nothing we can do

Cullen S

This was a great episode!! And thanks for the Matt update 🥰 My (second) daughter was born a few weeks after Matt/Amber’s. So, besides being emotionally soft as baby shit these days, I loved hearing that their family is doing well!!!

fivefootone

if Felix thinks Kelce is a w-----, he's not ready for Maxx Crosby

Jaime Christley

DRAGGED ACROSS CONCRETE will rip your face off

Patrick Carroll

Egypt and Mexico: both briefly colonized by a Bonaparte

Patrick Allen

I assume you work as beam, pin, or shaft on or with which a wheel or pair of wheels revolves.

Patrick Allen

Enough with the Christ kink shaming!

Gungy

Love the guy who wants to just recreate Hyperion with space Jews/Palestinians. Hope he gets to meet his messiah when he gets placed on the tree of pain.

Brendan Kneeland

“I was not whiny and no one beat me up” is straight out of the Jerkyboys

Axel H.

Lol. Well, my surname means “iron”, so the metal beam thing might not be so far off.

Patrick Allen

Your family creat must straight up be a dharmachakra.

Patrick Allen

Was that teacher’s name Mary Kay Letourneau?

Patrick Allen

You’re an ancient Roman general and you crucify ONE guy and you never hear the end of it! Jesus F. Christ!

absoluteboi

the 'my wife was unimpressed at me doing the dishes because of bill ackman' tweets are so obviously fake lol like if you think that's something your wife would regularly find noteworthy then her expectations of you are already on the floor, she's not expecting you to spend 72hrs straight tweeting about the SJWs being worse than the mob

etienne

who's the fat bald guy with farsightedness glasses slouching on his chair at the WH press conferences throwing them completely reasonable questions about the war and it makes the reps vibrate and noclip out of the map because they're too nervous to answer? this guy rules

Kyle Smyth

Matt Rife? I'm more interested in a fat wife

Nicholas Needham

Happy to hear Matt is doing well, great episode 🫰🏻

Tyler Hanel

Respect to Amber for the brief Bo Derrick reference that nobody under 45 picked up

Alexandr

"fat bald guy with farsightedness glasses slouching on his chair" is SUCH a perfect description of him. And he rules, he's like Mr. Binyamin Appelbaum of the NYT and his interview of Pete back when. And 'vibrating and noclipping out of the map' is lol

K H

What is soy about a bit involving a man calling himself Hollywood being incredibly cut also being forced to be naked throughout bootcamp? I do not remember the rest of the movie. Johny Hacksaw redeems his relationship with his father Ridge and they hug iirc.

etienne

oh right NYT yeah. If it had been like any other paper they'd have him subjected to the Clockwork Orange treatment to cure his Thought Crimes

Philipp Warausch

I bought the nike jacket ackmann is wearing when I was 17 so I would look more like a rapper.

WizOfOz

“Where the protagonist wanted to fuck a 17 year old” and who was that protagonist played by? Chin guy Ryan Reynolds

K102.1FM Mornings w/ Jonny Corndogs

I like to think she's getting her's in now. I like to listen to Episode #400 to get a sense of what people were doing right after the shutdown happened and Will & Matt would not stop talking over her (Matt especially). As far as I'm concerned, she's earned the right to do it to them.

Andrew Cross

I only watched it recently so it’s fresh in my mind. picking up a torso and using that as a shield while hip firing your automatic rifle was something I wanted to enjoy, but just couldn’t

Jaime Christley

Every generation is convinced that they had the greatest beat-off idols in their celebrity exosphere, but only Gen X was right to think so. Bo Derek, Phoebe Cates in FAST TIMES, those girls in PRIVATE SCHOOL, JUST ONE OF THE GUYS - too many to count. Filth-minded Boomers could get their hands on smut but they risked being sent to jail for the rest of their lives. Millennials/Gen Z have too much access. Gen X? The perfect middle.

Omar Ghannam

Hilarious thing is, Sisi's nickname in Egypt has been "The Mexican" for like 5 years now as a way to avoid being charged with "insulting the president" charges. I belive it started from a meme.

drizzly_november

Very charmed by Felix’s love for Barbarians at the Gate, he brings it up like once a year since the show started.

Nico

The Christman-Rollo Axis shall prevail. 🙋

Breakaway

Nice pfp #freeNFLD

Matthew

Sure ya knows

Matthew Krueger

I almost always enjoy the needle drops (I assume it's Chris..) but the Enrique Iglesias sent coffee out my nose this morning... like a boogery, coffee-stained bow on this little gift of an episode. Also jealous of Will for the privilege of Matt making him laugh.

Paul F. Holzfäller

I just barely managed to not scream out the f-slur after Ackman’s “I wasn’t whiny and no one beat me up.” Profuse apologies to everyone over such a close call.

Paul F. Holzfäller

I need to rewatch all of Zahler’s movies. People can’t just die in his films. Their bodies have to come apart. It’s definitely a singular kind of brutality.

Boaz Corey

The main thing I remember from the Prince halftime show was how he used his shadow behind the big curtain to create a silhouette that made his guitar look like a massive cock

Major bit me

You always know an old man is about to die when he starts talking about Napoleon

Udita Bose

Who else thinks Felix a little hurt that TSwift is picked up, and not him finally showing Miss Swift insides of his apartment as Matt wished lol

Todd Smith

You're all nuts. I'm a psychiatrist. Biden has dementia, which was obvious when he ran 4 years ago.

Dennis

Amber!!! 🥳😍👏💃

Jaime Christley

A friend of mine wrote some sharp stuff about DAC in particular; noting that, yeah, there's some pleasure in the inhumanity of how he delivers violence and death but also he "marketh the sparrow's fall"; the whole Jennifer Carpenter segment - easily the most upsetting evolution in the whole project - is kind of this thing where we're obliged to read the entire Terms & Conditions agreement, word for word, before proceeding with the kill we know we've got coming to us. There's a balance between a lizard brain "we love kills, don't we folks?" and another brain, one that insists on illustrating actions having consequences, that sets Zahler apart. Also, I'd be lying if I said I didn't send my friends memes I created from one particularly "fuck!!!" moment from BONE TOMAHAWK.

Tyler Sutherland

The crew saying Kamala would do great against anyone is pure, uncut copium lol. Biden will probably win in 2024 but she is toast in 2028, she might not even make it past Iowa again without the Obama 2020 Special

Tyler Sutherland

Very funny to hear Felix try to say "we" in reference to Bernie after spending 3 months filling his diaper and screaming at Bernie to kill himself because Bernie wouldn't say a magic word lol. Fuck off lmfaoo

Kerri

Omg Will check out the baby ankle rolls!!!!

Sam Schick

Love the Matt update!

B.C.

Amber's book really bombed, huh Please quit having the redscare cokehead that can't even bother to do the prep of watching 5 mins of Biden clips back on. Would prefer a Virgil return over a 3peat

Son of El Topo

Glad to hear from Amber again, as well as good news about Matt.

Steve D

My all time favorite Amber moment was when she said that for the sake of the future phones and the internet need to be eliminated and that got Felix so worried about his video games.

Dec

Do you really want all your podcast guests to study beforehand? Could it just be alright to enjoy a different voice while it’s here?

The Children of Jack Acid

Avi Loeb sucks balls. Did they mention him somewhere in the podcast? I missed it. Got my fingers crossed that the boys (and Amber) don't somehow believe in Loeb's baloney.

etienne

I swear he mentioned KKR and i was like wait wtf is the entire Barbarians at the Gate Cimenatic Universe involved in this and then felix barged in lol

Fat_H

Woo Amber!

The Children of Jack Acid

... found it! Yeah, Loeb sucks. Glad the Trappers know that. I guess it was probably easy to figure out, what with Loeb's recent pro-Israel articles on Medium, with names such as "The World is Seriously Broken: Can We Still Fix It?"

Aaron Baer

Any news of Matt's health ?

Jimmy McMillan

The GOP really is incompetent. They should have taken Biden boarder deal, chalked it up as a small win, then wined and complained that it didn't go far enough. Boarder is still open and Biden's not allowing them to deport a million illegals every day

B.C.

Sure, if they're funny. Sadly...

B.C.

Welp one ep is enough disaffected vocal fry to last a year

Adam Edwards

Bill Ackman's daughter has a whole ass mf thesis on Lefebvre floating in the aether

etienne

is the baby writing the cushbomb tweets?

kwrob

Thanks to Felix for saying Kamala Harris is like Amelia Bedelia. That will make me smile all day.

Reece Coren

holy shit this was so fucking good. i need nick mullen back on this show so bad

Heavenly Father69

I appreciate you guys acknowledging Biden is clearly senile

abina

The idea that Harrison Ford is a better actor now than 30 years ago, or on top of the acting game in any way, is pretty laughable. Yes he was an extremely talented actor. He still gets paid a lot because he's extremely beloved. But for sure he is past his prime. He deserves a nice cushy retirement and I'd be happy to never see another tired checked out performance dragged out of him again. Leave Harrison alone.

Stephen

Bill ‘Vote for the Jew, No Matter Who’ Ackman

Agent Grange

What the fuck man. It was a right low blow shittalking buffalo chicken dip when Matt isn't even there to defend us Midwest Germanic slop eaters.

em

tyler is gay

Alex

To be fair to Biden, Mexico and Egypt are pretty similar . Both have giant Pyramids, desert and lots of guys named Omar.

Natalie

This shit was funny. I was walking home arms full of groceries and had to just stop for a second to crack up at the song choice at the end

Natalie

listen till the end and you'll find out champ

Natalie

It doesn't seem like she was aware they were going to talk about that. it's a random clip they discussed for like 60 seconds and I haven't seen them either so it's nice to have it explained. First it's her book, then her level of prep, then her voice. I think you're just a bit....*gasp* sexist! (this comment is not an endorsement of red scare)

Aaron Baer

they really aren't the same without him ...

Natalie

idk kamala sucks but if they get someone as scary to libs as trump in 2028 I think they could use this formula for awhile. Someone new could emerge too

Tyler Sutherland

Kamala has zero charisma. She got to the top of tge pack in 2020, people heard her out and said "no thank you" and she dropped out not too long after that because she was about to come in behind Andrew Yang in her own home state. She does not have any juice and is a walking liability.

Lana Diesel

That non-update has me convinced that Matt is permanently incapacitated and never coming back.

Lana Diesel

Also all of them have conveniently forgotten the temper tantrums they threw after 2020 Super Tuesday where they were wailing (Amber most of all) about how the Dems "stole" the election from Bernie by having several contenders strategically drop out.

Lana Diesel

Didn't Amber she claim she was writing a book about labor history? Is she just going to cruise on having read Moby-Dick for the rest of her life?

Lana Diesel

The answer is no. Will is makes an incredibly vague "grandpa's still grandpa" statement and then immediately pivots to talking about the kid. Matt's not coming back.

Gordon Schmidt

The figure from the early Cum Town bit was actually 472

Major Powers

Having Amber back is very great! ❤️❤️❤️

Tyler Sutherland

I still believe that tbf. But to see these chucklefucks triangulation for clout/prestige is fuckin insulting sometimes lmfao.

Major Powers

The tone which Amber haters generally write with is suspicious as fuck.

Major Powers

"Grandpa's still grandpa" was not uttered, where do you think you heard that?

fried egg

prince discussion is very serendipitous bc i just watched girl 6 last night ! top 5 spike lee tbh, and prince soundtrack def doesn’t hurt

Matthew Krueger

Thank you for reminding me of that - it was pure gold.

Matthew Krueger

It always feels like they're (Amber haters) trying way too hard. I mean why would you go that far out of your way?

ploob

Moslims Rool

PJ Renteria

So happy Ambers back on a regular basis.

Aaron Baer

If it's a nervous breakdown ... get some help man ... SHIT!!. I was there just 1 year ago ... who's got time for that, unless you're stroking out on the rage and the booze on election night was a red flag you can no longer ignore. I'm back doing CPR on a cardiac floor after my tuberculosis (in the hood no less, NIGGA!!) Don't let me down Matt !!!

Last Years Man

I thought Felix was exaggerating with his "places are where we've all been" joke, but then I watched the clip. Hoo boy...

Florida Woman Podcast

As a midwesterner my soul rebels against the slop and yet I am compelled to consume it. We do not enjoy the slop. Rather, it enjoys us.

Hall wingfield

I'd say Felix's reaction was more "bemused confusion and disappointment" but I understand you are trying to make a point and need to stretch the truth to do that

Jonathan Szerszen

Missing Matt so much, hopefully we see him back soon ❤️

Nathaniel Weiner

Great ep. Amber can rly bring the funny when in the zone

Travis Logel

Its very depressing. It must have been a massive, massive stroke. Because some one at his age should probably recover from a mild/mid stroke in a matter of weeks. From his wife's Twitter it seems like he can't walk or talk (hope I'm wrong in that assumption). It's a huge fuckin' bummer. I hope he's making progress- his voice is desperately needed in these bleak times. Prayers Up for the Christ man.

Drew

Major respect to Amber for being so out of touch with contemporary memes that she doesn't know about Dark Brandon. Goals, honestly.

Kinetics Video

Dark Brandon is intimately familiar with the Arab Street

Kinetics Video

Hamas had tunnels under the Second Temple

Natalie

His wife has requested to not share or speculate his medical details, so there's only so much to say. He will be back if and when he's ready. He has a new baby to worry about too. All we can and should do is wish him and his family the best. His wife has shared he's getting speech therapy and got her flowers for Valentine's so he's certainly on the path to recovery. ❤️‍🩹

Stephen

Lisa Ann was apparently arrested at the Matt Rife show for ‘using her cell phone’… which sounds even dumber than an intro to a porno she’d star in where she fucks the cop

Kevin Boyle

Matt has recovered completely and his tweets are 100% fire. More Amber please

Oliver Elliott

Listening to Prolonging the Magic right now and thinking of Matt’s comment that there should be a Cake walking tour in Sacramento. Get better, our large son

Adam

I find it important as a physicist to say that Avi Loeb is not taken seriously by much of the physics/astrophysics community.

Jon Lyons

Yeah for someone who's always talking up the importance of acknowledging human ignorance you think he'd be capable of saying "I don't know." The lazy, didn't-even-read-the-paper way he dismissed "over morning coffee" those Ukrainian astronomers last year who claimed to be capturing UAP position & velocity data—An area he is ostensibly involved in (never mind the goofy alien messiah shit in this article wtf)—was really the last straw for me in terms of considering him at the very least a bracingly curious person who just has a bad habit of saying babyheaded shit whenever he tries to talk about anything outside his wheelhouse. It's not an abdication of scientific rationality to be like "huh yeah I dunno what you're seeing there, good luck finding out more I guess."

Benjamin O Levine

I have a theory that Ludacris got famous bc he has so many songs about fist fighting guys. Also he’s great

Brendan Kneeland

I read that to the tune/cadence of Aqualung “sitting on a park bench”

Lawson

For those of you unfamiliar with sports ball . Travis has actually made a noticeable effort to tone down his use of AAVE. You should have heard him a few years ago.

bravo_delta_echo

However much T Kelce is or isn’t as much of a “starts with a W” as he once was, he’s definitely still a monumentally cringey d-bag/meathead/bro

bravo_delta_echo

Respectfully, it sounds like you aren’t old enough to vividly recall the few years before and after Eminem first broke

bravo_delta_echo

Even if he is, that and being spot-on about T Kelce aren’t mutually exclusive

bravo_delta_echo

I didn’t take them as totally serious there, but agree - Kamala is cringe. Biden/Kamala ticket is extra embarrassing for the DNC, since Gretch, Pritzker, Newsom, and Michelle Obama (say whatever you will about any of them) would all easily wipe the floor with trump in a general election. Between running Hillary and ‘24 edition of Biden it’s like they want to lose

bravo_delta_echo

@ Lana - I don’t remember what Tyler’s referring to, but I agree - the mids all dropping out/consolidation was inevitable. No matter how big a Bernie fan anyone around here was/is, that should’ve been 100% predictable/expected

bravo_delta_echo

They are completely incapable of the slightest bit of compromise. Anything less than getting absolutely everything they want = “Dems are unreasonable”

The Children of Jack Acid

Maybe his entire political career is just one long, LONG piece of revenge on football as an institution for not letting him use the USFL as leverage to force a sale to him of the Dallas Cowboys back in the 1980s? Maybe we would never even have HAD President Trump if Terry Pegula hadn't outbid Trump for the Buffalo Bills in 2014?

B.C.

Ah yes, the extreme effort of 15 seconds of typing after 2 unfunny appearances in a month