Home Creators Posts Import Register Favorites Logout
haven't archived this post yet. have a subscription? use the importer!

Content

We'll be doing the Q&A show again next week. Please submit your questions here. As long as they aren't genuinely offensive, they're guaranteed to get answered.

And take comfort in knowing it's Johnny who's deciding what qualifies as "genuinely offensive," and not Sam.

Files

Previews only

Comments

Kevin Knickerbocker

Did Teeb fix it or fuck it up with that lady? Or is to early to tell

Derek

Sam, are you worried about Gruden’s shitty draft? 100 million and 10 years and first draft is the worst grade in the league. In the same draft Denver took a Carr killer first round. Thoughts? Also Armenian genocide didn’t happen. Hopefully that doesn’t exclude my question.

Open Mind 101

Top 3 movies of Teeb, Sam, and the producer....not 2 not 4......just top 3.....no comedies allowed

machpety

What do you guys think about Aussie footy superstars pissing in bars? Why doesn’t this sort of behaviour come up in US sport? Article links to some of the more prominent public defecation stories below: <a href="http://www.news.com.au/sport/rugby/reports-that-waratah-halfback-nick-phipps-ejected-from-a-pub-for-urinating-on-the-bar/news-story/3efd471555f133cfe41c2d19ad3da193?from=rss-basic" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.news.com.au/sport/rugby/reports-that-waratah-halfback-nick-phipps-ejected-from-a-pub-for-urinating-on-the-bar/news-story/3efd471555f133cfe41c2d19ad3da193?from=rss-basic</a> <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2014/jun/30/todd-carney-urination-mouth-sacking-cronulla" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2014/jun/30/todd-carney-urination-mouth-sacking-cronulla</a> <a href="https://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/latest-news/sydney-roosters-nate-myles-defecated-in-hotel-corridor/news-story/44ae6f50c4902de11884734014c262bb?sv=bf7a0904e999be84a9057ace86f522fe" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/latest-news/sydney-roosters-nate-myles-defecated-in-hotel-corridor/news-story/44ae6f50c4902de11884734014c262bb?sv=bf7a0904e999be84a9057ace86f522fe</a> <a href="https://www.smh.com.au/news/Sport/Drunken-debacles/2005/05/27/1117129898579.html" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.smh.com.au/news/Sport/Drunken-debacles/2005/05/27/1117129898579.html</a>

Jesse Noda

Besides teeb and danis, what other comedians has fight nanny banged

Bryan Fraley

Sam when are we going to be able to see your special and on what platform? Dying to see it. Thanks guys for all you do for us on the Patreon it’s worth every penny!

Frankie

Nick swordson asked this on fighter and the kids worthless stupid pathetic podcast but I want you’re guys answer if you could be Lebron James Derek jeter or Tom Brady who would you be? Also Tripoli needs to come to STL

Ben Drinkin

Sam, big fan here. This might be too long to read all of it. So, we both hate crony capitalism, but disagree on the main problem. I believe it's government, as they dictate law, and I think you hate on the businesses themselves. Would you consider giving libertarianism (libbatarianism) a thorough, closer look? Crony capitalism needs to be abolished, but capitalism itself has brought more people out of poverty than any other system humans have ever come up with. I love your work, I love how you question everything, and I hope you come perform in Vancouver BC some time soon. Cheers.

Andrew Rampersad

Why is it called the bag of bets instead of the bag of debts? The thing you pull out of the bag isn't the bet, it's the debt you have to pay for losing.

Matt Callaway

I think every bet should have a payoff-by-date. There should be an additional penalty if not paid off in time. What would be a good additional penalty for missing the payoff-by-date? Possibly forfeiting all ad revenue to be split amongst the rest of the show members until it’s paid off, or maybe paying one headliner fee (for that person) or $500, whichever is more, to be split amongst the rest of the show members. What would motivate you to payoff a bet in time, and what would make it so you’d be happy with the late penalty?

Matt Devlin

I got a fucking tattoo on my leg that says "fukboi 4 lyfe" to get in the fantasy football league and sam cant stick a fucking hotdog up his ass for 5 seconds?

Unoriginal209

Who’s going to replace Sam when he Sherks from the show completely?

Unoriginal209

A big pussy that looks like a dick. Or a small dick that looks like a pussy

Jesse Noda

Since no one else asked it already. Sam, why so fat?

Marco

What is Jayson Thibault living situation? And Can Ari’s asshole handle the hotdog if it’s already blown out?

Philip Schneider

Denverite here, what do you think about the number free agents picked up (8) and Case Keenum as QB. Will the Broncos look to trade Case right away?

Lee Singleton

How much do I need to donate to the Patreon to get some Fight Nanny milk to use as creamer for my coffee?

Alex Gianopoulos

I have an idea for Sam and Ari to pay off the Reverse Kobiashi bet that would only be half as humiliating. Has anyone seen the movie "Requiem for a Dream"? Think about the ending scene with Jennifer Connelly...

Maciej Grabowski

Can you check how many subscribers from Poland do you have?

Basil Johnson

Teeb - when can we get more podcasts with Boon? What's his name basically just listens to him, you advance the dialogue (and you're actually funny). The ep reading his comedy notebook was hilarious. Sam - when are Teeb and Ari coming on Tin Foil Hat? Separate episodes so Ari can talk Jew stuff and Teeb can get into conspiracies about beds of leaves. Jokes aside would love episodes with both of them. Ari - How's that hole buddy? How many days a year would you say it's all good back there? They're like vacation days for your asshole, "12 a year" but the boss won't stop with the golf balls so it's more like 8.

Richard Medina

I have three NBA based predictions. Please use any or all. I just love the show and want to try and add something! You have all made terrible predictions for the NBA playoffs. From counting out LeBron to saying the worst East in history was wide open. To thinking the Pelicans would win the west (which was dumb as shit) what other dogshit predictions can you make??? Should LeBron even get credit for this run to The finals??? He will make it to the eastern conference final without beating a single hall of fame caliber player or even top 15 nba player. The east is dog shit! Shouldn't all of you have to stick hot dogs up your asses??? for counting out both the Cavs and GSW. None of you gave any talk to the obvious foregone conclusion that it would be GSW vs Cleveland again! (Which sucks but it's true...GSW is that good and The east is that Shitty!)

Avery Passalacqua

When will that new teeb and the Heeb podcast drop? I’ve been waiting forever!

Luke Sullivan Merwin

Have you ever thought of doing a spinoff podcast solely focused on the bag of bets?