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Can you name my child for me?

So here's the first Patron monster competition! Look at the handsome boi you could win! and yes that IS a teat coming out of his face. And just check out those glorious butt cheeks!

All you to do is give them a name and I'll chose my favourite and send the winner out this lovely meaty new friend!

So here's how to enter:

- Comment below this post with a name for my meaty child

- One entry per patron, that's just to stop the comment section from getting too spammy (feel free to edit or change your response as much as you like though)

- Cut off to enter is 1st June 10am GMT

- I will choose the winner and announce it in a post on Patreon and the I'll need to DM you to ask for postage details and address etc.

I think that's everything, feel free to send me a DM if you have any queries!

Good luck and I can't wait for one of you to be the proud new parent of my meat baby!

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Jenna

Tiny Tim

Bob_and_Holly

Nuk - My mom loves telling this story about how when I was a baby and they didn't have a back up NUK pacifier (though they had other pacifiers) and I screamed all night. The story still makes her laugh. She uses it as evidence that I've been hardheaded my entire life.

Dartellum

Place your new Nursh under or near your infant's basinet or crib. Watch it build its nest! When the creature's lactation cycle reaches maturity it will gently latch itself to the bairn. *if latching last more than 4 spans please seek medical advice

Lisa N.

Jeremiah; though its native name (which is unpronounceable for us humans) roughly translates to „He with the glorious bum who suckles the souls of his enemies“

Momome0my

Melon milk. Melmi for short. I could just poke a lil’ straw in him and suck up his insides.

Judith Sonnet

Sir Mortimous Von Stoffinshultz III

AltF4

Obviously Schlimborm. Did you even ask their name, you monster? The nerve of some people these days, to just sell someone interdimensionally, without even asking its NAME?! I SWEAR, BACK IN MY DAY, WE TREATED OUR LOWERS WITH RESPECT! YOU SHOULD BE JAILED!!!

NewTruc

And why not Slurby

MJ

Globbles the sludge muncher

Cam

Bingles

Adam The Ace

There are those who call him, Tim

Trustworthy guy

This is chandler. Chandler is one of the most attractive boys in town. (His dad is very proud)

hanbug

his name should obviously be bubbles, i mean come on.. look at that bubble butt POP

edggy

Omichrom Morbius IV: The Insatiable

Marie

Teatle Neatle Jr.

PŮRƏ

I'd call him Sir Charles honestly

BJVawe

Nipple Mcbipple

TomMan69

George Teatscheeks

Spider

Bartholomucus <3

Rilubarus

Freddingtin Bottletin