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Choose your fighter

  • Chitin polishing and makeover by Arachnid aliens 🕷 14
  • Spore infusion and decoration by Fungal aliens🌌 9
  • Scale polishing and enhancement by Reptilian aliens🦎 20
  • Fresh paint application by Robotic aliens🧲 13
  • 2025-02-14
  • —2025-02-19
  • multiple choice
  • 56 votes
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Content

Alrighty, fellas! Spring is almost here, so it's time to finish with hibernation and get ready to crawl out into the world from our homes.

No worries, I got ya!

Next time, you'll visit an esthetician... though it may be a few light-years farther than that overpriced beauty salon in your city. Get ready for...

Comments

Kasquede

I hope someday we get to see the return of the character from “Alien Face Spa and Massage.” The sounds and visuals from her claws were excellent, as was her customer service—especially after she melted our faces off. “Nooo I did not mess this up… Today is your lucky day!”