Scientist tests experimental makeup products on you (chaotic, might go wrong) 🧪13
Fellow nerd helps you prep for a date (doesn't know shit about makeup, but tries anyway) 🤓22
1-star review street makeup artist (passive-aggressive, highly sus) 👄10
Your alien buddy helps you disguise as a human (thorough, invasion coming up soon) 👾16
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Hey there, my little peas. It's been a while since we’ve had a proper, thorough makeup session with all the shiny stuff and fancy little bottles, hasn’t it?
I’ve got a few ideas how to fix that:
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