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Zoo Crew News Roundup: What not to do after robbing a bank (Patreon)

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2022-11-21 01:28:49
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This week the Zoo Crew discusses the case of former US Army Ranger Luke Sommer, who was attempting to convince the judge he only robbed that babnk because his brain wasn't done growing. He also apparently tryed to hire a hit man to kill the guy who prosecuted him, that's all in the past now.


Sommer has parole coming up, which honestly thats fine, he just robbed a bank it's not like he killed anyone

Comments

Jonas Schwammberger

In defense of the oilpainting guys: There is a theory in security/cybersecurity which basically says, the more sophisticated your defense is, the more dumb and violent the attack will be which breaks through. Whatever breaks through our current system and ushers in "NiceFuture", it will be the dumbest shit possible. So I welcome the Oil Painting dibshits, and encourage them to go further...

Page Chase

Speaking of sex and King of the Hill, my friend Jon had a roommate once that sounded like Hank Hill while he was banging. Jon would hear upsetting "bawwwh" noises when he was in the living room and half expected to hear "gotdangit Bobby" at some point.