Great features by Patreon(tm) (a fussy rant) (Patreon)
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Y'know what I love the most about Patreon?
I mean, aside from:
- Being told about all the great new video features I'm not allowed to use because I draw the vaginas
- Being hidden from search because I draw the vaginas
- The awkward posting system, including but not limited to the weird ass click and drag marker you have to use to mark where the paid access starts for your text, and the fact that tagging doesn't auto-complete with down-arrow (because it instead scrolls down very slightly on a section of the site that doesn't even have a motherfucking scroll bar)
- Tthe constantly changing UI that gets altered for no reason other than to alter it
- The notifications panel that tells you someone has made a comment on your posts, but doesn't actually SHOW YOU THE COMMENT they made
- The fact that it autosaves the draft RIGHT before I click the publish button, so it doesn't actually click the publish button because it's autosaving and you can't publish while it's autosaving
- The fact that accessing your private messages requires two clicks because when you first enter the PM page it starts you on the "Community" tab, which is like.. Isn't that what the FRONT FUCKING PAGE IS FOR!?
... Anyway, my favorite new feature is the fact that comments on posts are now sorted OLDEST FIRST, which means in order to read any comments (y'know, the ones you can't read on the notifications page where it tells you you have new comments) beyond the first two, I have to CLICK TO EXPAND on every single post, because GOD knows being able to read the comments people leave you should be the MOST awkward part of a site where the MAIN TWO FEATURES are "I post things" and "You comment on things".
This has been a short rambling rant from Feretta, have a great night <3 And than you all for being here, I literally wouldn't be able to do what I do without you guys.