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“Do take care, and if you encounter people from the Pantheon of Life, be sure to help them,” Artemis said with a smile as Jake nodded.

“I’ll be sure to, though I reckon they can fend for themselves,” Jake answered, knowing that a faction run by a Primordial was perfectly capable.

“Still, compared to many other factions, we are inexperienced when it comes to war,” Artemis shook her head.

“So am I,” Jake pointed out very accurately.

“Yeah, but you’re also you,” Artemis acutely countered.

“That’s fair,” Jake smiled, and after exchanging a few more words, he headed off back to his own universe and subsequently to the Seat of the Exalted Prima. He probably should have saved some time to check things on Earth or meet, well, anyone there, but time had kind of run away from him when he was with Artemis, so he was in a bit of a rush.

He wanted to be back at the Seat of the Exalted Prima as soon as he could to reenter the simulated world before the next stage of the event began. Granted, getting there only took using his ring once he felt that the cooldown period of going and leaving the Seat of the Exalted Prima was over, something he could do from anywhere, but Jake preferred to do it from his lodge back on Earth.

Fortunately, it was only a single teleport away, and after getting to his lodge, Jake didn’t have to wait much longer. He spent the last few minutes before he could return to the Seat looking at his banana musa and checking in on the eels in his small pond, wondering why they were even still there considering a few had already reached C-grade.

Jake considered trying to communicate with them but ultimately didn't. First of all, they didn’t seem up for conversation, and while they did live in his little valley, which Jake considered his own garden, he couldn’t exactly evict them. They had already lived there when he moved in, so telling them to leave would be rude. Finally, before he had the chance to formulate anything he wanted to ask them, he felt his ring tell him he could once more return to the Seat of the Exalted Prima, something he promptly did.

Following the little ritual that took him to the World Wonder, Jake appeared in the Seat of the Exalted Prima. He quickly made his way through the large space station, still finding it too big considering how few people it was accommodating, though perhaps its design was for future-proofing.

It didn’t really matter, and less than two minutes after arriving in the Seat of the Exalted Prima, Jake found himself sitting cross-legged within one of the simulation rooms, and a couple of seconds after that, he was back in the World of the Exalted Prima, ready to welcome what would come next.

--

“Should I send an invoice for consulting fees, or are we going to agree on a more... intimate way to resolve your debt?” one Unique Lifeform asked the other Unique Lifeform.

“You can send the invoice to the Pantheon of Life; I’m certain they would be more than willing to pay you back for assisting me, and in turn, I’ll assist them within the World of the Exalted Prima,” the Forest King answered.

“Nah, I’ll take the intimate compensation instead,” Minaga said shamelessly. “I’ll let you know when I want to cash in.”

The Golden Forest King didn’t even protest, knowing that, despite the questionable wording, Minaga wasn’t wrong. There was a debt between them, a favor owed, and it was not up to the King to decide what form compensation should take.

“It does suck I can’t go to this simulated world, though,” Minaga sighed sadly, shaking his head. “It’s totally unfair, isn’t it? Look at me, I’m barely B-grade! Newly evolved! I should be able to enter, right?”

“No, you shouldn’t,” the King answered without a shred of hesitation.

“Well, I feel like I should, and the system is just being stingy,” Minaga crossed his arms in protest.

“If you could participate in mortal events, you would utterly dominate every single one of them without effort,” the Forest King stated what was simply a fact.

Minaga, even several levels below others, would be completely untouchable even by the top geniuses of this generation. People like the hunter and swordsmen were powerful, yes, but in front of Minaga they were still just children. It wasn’t a question of stats or talent, but sheer comprehension. Every Minaga clone had the insights of a powerful god, and with nothing more than his intent and conceptual understanding, he would be able to beat every single one of them even if they came at him together.

“I’m not saying that isn’t true, just that I find it unfair. It should at least allow me to get a couple of events an era,” Minaga muttered in protest. “But, fine, I’ll let the rest of you have fun, even if this is the system breaking its own rules just to punish little old me for being what I am.”

In some ways, Minaga wasn’t entirely incorrect with that statement. He should be able to participate in events with level restrictions, and in some instances, he could. Minaga was capable of entering dungeons with level caps and even certain World Wonders with segments split into brackets; his clones could exist as long as they were within the level range. However, whenever events were involved, he wasn’t.

This was the system breaking its own rules, but only to deal with a creature that fundamentally broke rules simply through his existence.

“I’m certain that if you file a complaint with the system, I'm certain it will take your concerns up for consideration,” the King said rather sarcastically.

“Already tried that, buddy,” Minaga sighed as he appeared beside the King and put his arm over the Unique Lifeform’s shoulder. It hovered slightly over it after the King activated a small barrier, but Minaga didn’t seem to mind.

“We Unique Lifeforms truly have it rough. So limited, yet so powerful. So powerful, yet we can never share our Legacies to the next generation, for we can never create little mini versions of ourselves like others,” Minaga said, letting out a loud, exaggerated sigh before dramatically turning to the King.

“Now go. Return to the virtual world. While I cannot go, as my disciple-“

“Not your disciple-“

“Student.”

“No.”

“Client?”

“Acceptable.”

“Ahem,” Minaga cleared his throat. “As I was saying, while I cannot go myself, as my client and fellow Unique Lifeform, go in my stead. Spread the glory of our kind as the closest I can get to kin! Make yourself and all Unique Lifeforms proud, and do not forget the lessons passed on to you!”

The King considered saying something, but ultimately decided it wasn’t worth the energy. He just silently agreed, then soon left for his assigned Seat of the Exalted Prima once more.

A year of practice with Minaga had not magically made him substantially stronger, but the King did feel a shift in his approach and mindset. He realized that he needed to explore the depths of his power more thoroughly, accepting that sometimes an endeavor might feel useless, even as it could be key to improvement later on.

That one could discover many puzzle pieces that individually had no meaning, but together could form a greater whole. So perhaps he hadn’t gotten stronger yet, but he firmly believed that this would allow his growth to continue, and hopefully, even reach new heights.

He had lost against the Demon Prince, and while he recognized there was still a gap to close, he was determined to do so. It wasn’t right for a prince to be stronger than a King, after all.

--

In the final battle within the Abundant Palace, eight top-tier geniuses had fought, with only one surviving. Those who’d died had all left the World Wonder as they were excluded for a year anyway, and all of them had taken this chance to reflect on their loss and seek self-improvement to ensure their chances would be greater next time.

There was also much speculation about who had won in the end. All the major factions did all they could to ensure that no one figured out that a member of their faction had lost. Spreading that information would only lead to a loss of prestige, but perhaps more importantly, give others ideas to attempt invading the Territory of the prodigy who’d fallen.

The two favorites to win were the Eastbound Monk and the Chosen of the Malefic Viper. The Chosen of the Malefic Viper had already distinguished himself plenty through prior system events and killing Ell’Hakan, while the top-tier factions knew of the Eastbound Monk and had divined that he was a massive threat possessing power beyond what anyone had expected. The others were also candidates, of course, with none of them weak enough to write off, though Davion of Valhal and the newly Chosen of Aeon were considered weaker. Aeon’s new Chosen had only recently received that title, and besides that, had no other notable achievements besides being in the same party as the Chosen of the Malefic Viper during Nevermore.

That’s why many were surprised when the Swordsman had appeared only ten months after the deciding battle in the Abundant Palace, seemingly even more powerful than before as a large Territory belonging to the Risen fell to his blade. His prestige was instantly heightened by several levels, and somewhere, Aeon was no doubt smiling at the news concerning his recent investment.

For those two months, the Sword Saint was likely the strongest person within the World of the Exalted Prima, but now that a year had passed, the Chosen of the Malefic Viper, the Eastbound Monk, Cerulean Demon Prince, Golden Forest King, Aishalstromoz, Davion of Valhal, and Wintermaul would return, and while some now believed the Sword Saint would remain the strongest, the gap couldn’t be large.

Besides, this was a war. Wars could certainly be decided by powerful individuals in the multiverse, but the gap had to be massive, and it wasn’t the only factor. A person could also only be on a single battlefield at a time, and often wars were fought on many fronts at once, so even if a faction had a supremely talented individual, they could be beaten through numbers simply by making that person unable to respond to every attack.

The mere fact that one could have an individual who made pretty much any battlefield a surefire win was naturally still a massive asset, which is why the return of the top geniuses was still awaited with bated breath. Though, perhaps, the anticipation was as much related to the fourth phase beginning as it was to their return.

--

The first thing Jake felt upon entering the World of the Exalted Prima was an odd resonance with his soul. A connection formed, and slowly what looked like a single finger began to fade into existence. He instinctively knew – no, more like it was communicated to him somehow – that it would take time for it to fully appear. How long he didn’t know, but for now all he could do was wait, which wasn’t the worst as he had plenty of other matters to attend to.

Jake had appeared in the small town constructed around his Territory Beacon, only to realize that it had grown quite a lot beyond merely being a small town. Walls, towers, fortifications, and several buildings had filled what was effectively a small city by now, though the place still seemed incredibly empty. He did spot many interesting buildings, though, which made him guess they were special structures.

Many things had happened since Jake was last there, all the way back before he headed off to the Central Domain, and it seemed that Miranda had put the Prima Credits he and William had obtained to good use.

As he was still looking around, Miranda, whom he’d already spotted when he checked out the city, made her way over, not looking at all surprised at his return. To be fair, it was very predictable.

“Welcome back,” the verdant witch said with a smile as she approached, unable to hold herself back from doing the obvious as she continued. “Glad you finally decided to return, though next time you want a holiday, no need to blow yourself up.”

Hearing her say this, Jake couldn’t help but ask: “ How the hell do you even know I blew myself up?”

“We are in contact with other Territories belonging to the Order, and your Patron found it pertinent enough to have one of their information runners return to the Seat of the Exalted Prima to inform me what you were doing in the Order while also including that you blew yourself up. Don’t worry, only I know, and the person who told me signed a contract swearing him to eternal secrecy, though knowing the Viper, he’s probably not long for this world anyway,” Miranda shook her head, saying something rather scary in a way too casual tone.

“I don’t think the Viper would kill someone just because they knew an embarrassing secret about me,” Jake muttered.

Miranda just gave him a look before sighing and shaking her head. “Come with me, and I’ll get you up to date on current events. We don’t have long before this stage of the event ends, and better to have you updated before then.”

Jake nodded pretty much out of instinct, knowing that casual conversation and whatnot wasn’t going to fly now that Miranda was back in full business mode. The two of them quickly went to what Miranda referred to as central command, a large building close to the Territory Beacon.

No one else was inside, likely having been cleared out by Miranda, knowing of Jake’s imminent arrival. The large room was impressive, though the most impressive was a large table in the middle that had a three-dimensional projection of what he assumed to be his entire Territory.

Looking at the map, Jake nodded. “Expanded a lot. I also see a few more allies and Vassals.”

“Indeed,” Miranda nodded, zooming in on one of the border regions. “Allow me to get you up to speed immediately. To the north, we-“

Jake got a quick summary of what his Territory was currently dealing with, its size, economic situation, and number of allies. Everything was kept very surface-level, as, quite frankly, they didn’t have time for the details right now, and, almost as if to prove that point, halfway through Miranda's telling Jake about the battle with the Holy Church to the south, the awaited system message arrived.

A year has passed, and the benevolence of the Abundant Emperor and Exalted Prima has run its course. Thus, the third phase of the World of the Exalted Prima has come to an end, and all Territories that failed to accumulate the required 1,000,000 Prima Credits worth of resources from within the Central Domain shall be eliminated. All eliminated Territories will have their controlled area become unclaimed.

With the end of the third phase, the fourth begins. A war of resources, Territory, and dominion. A war in which one might need further assistance to fully participate. With the Territories expanding and Administrators being eliminated, the Exalted Prima recognizes the need to bring more entities into his world.

From this stage onwards, Chief Administrators and those with permission to spend Prima Credits can use their seals in the real world to recruit people and grant them access to the World of the Exalted Prima.

The Prima Credit cost of giving others access to the World of the Exalted Prima is dependent on the level of power of those one attempts to bring inside. The recruiter cannot be weaker than those recruited. Recruiting natives from the 93rd Universe will only cost one-tenth the Prima Credits of those from other universes. Those recruited who die within the World of the Exalted Prima will not be able to reenter unless re-recruited.

To facilitate recruitment, travel restrictions to the Seat of the Exalted Prima have been significantly eased. Those leaving the Seat of the Exalted Prima will now be able to return again within only a week.

In addition, to help the Territories acquire more Prima Credits for recruitment, four additional Domains have opened up alongside the Central Domain. These Domains will not reward achievements, but may contain treasures or other rewards that can be brought outside the simulation. Other special rewards that may give an advantage in the war effort may also be found. The Central Domain has been refreshed and updated for this phase.

The fourth phase has no set time limit and will persist for as long as the Exalted Prima wills it. There are no set elimination criteria during this phase besides losing one’s Territory Beacon.

Prepare yourselves, Administrators, as the true war for the World of the Exalted Prima shall begin in earnest. Explore, expand, exploit, and exterminate your way to victory, knowing that the Exalted Prima watches on, hoping to find someone worthy.

Jake read the very long system message and stared at Miranda for a few seconds, both having similar thoughts.

Lots to unpack in that one.

Comments

C0bra$

Thank u for the story

Ollie

Will we actually get to see Minaga in this event? Lmao

Jansemon

love the king and minaga interactions! TYFTC!

Jansemon

didn't even like the chapter tsk

Unwillingmainer

Time for the big free for all war. Probably going to last until the Exalted Prima sees a clear winner or winners. Add in the ability to recruit from outside and things are likely going to get wild. Guess Jake will have plenty of chances to use those new warcrimes.

Bruno Daxo

And so began the "Jake of Thrones" series.

Gernt Perkinsons

Is it just me or would it be funny if there was a side story about the eels secretly being the unofficial guards of Jake’s lodge blessed directly by karroch, Jake’s number one fan seeing as he hasn’t actually used identify on them since he first set up the lodge?

Xander

TFTC :) Yay C grade eels :D Suggested edits: " *I’ll* take your concerns up" shouldnt this be "It'll" since its refering to the system, right? "*eight* top-tier geniuses had fought, with only one surviving. The *nine* who’d died had all left the World Wonder" errrrr...what? That nine should be a seven right? 11 started with Jasper sneaking in, 3 left before fighting leaving 8, of which 7 "died" and SS had to recuperate. "pretty much *many* any battlefield" should be "made" "put the Prima Credits he *used* to good use." should be "gained" or "won" "the fourth *one* begins" ditch this it sounds weird.

Remify

I still believe this event is not meant to make people fight but help them figure they need each others

Grimsayer

Time to begin the Exterminatus.

General Black

MINAGA my goat! I love him This arc is growing very interesting by the day though I feel like eastbound monk will get the WW. He is clearly getting some Nepo privileges

HorizonEyes

I think it's plague time- even though it's highly fround on, I think it wouldn't really matter since its all virtual anyway. Everyone would likely complain, but do nothing.... Right?

Sean

Many things had happened since Jake was last there, all the way back before he headed off to the Central Domain, and it seemed that Miranda had put the Prima Credits he used to good use. Should probably be, earned.

Luboš Hemala

So... do you think they will try to recruit Minaga?

Tino Aalto

IDK, Im feeling a Snappy connection more.

Andre 2

pretty much many any battlefield - i think It was an error right?

Kjell

Tftc

Tribal

TFTC, think it is time to bring some of those people from Venus to the party .... LoL 🤣😆

CJ King

Thank you for the chapter

Fyrtue

A little unfortunate the finger got pushed to a random later date, but I'll just add that to the list of slow burn reveals we're waiting to pay off.

ken

I wonder if Jake will recruit from Venus.

John H

Get to Venus and start recruiting!!

Brian Schutt

Pantheon of Life finna go straight belt to cheeks if they can send the King to recruit him.

djthomp

Someone worthy, eh? Definitely Minaga.

atome 4 000

the event has become a 4X game

Kota

All in all, it was probably lucky for the eels Jake decided to set up shop next to their pond, right?

makai agens

Lots of little errors in this one. Kinda sus

Alexandre8901

Venus conscription is now, come support your Malefic Chosen

Bladehawk256

Naw they haven't eaten any bananas yet and Snappy is on the path of consumption don't forget!

Raymond Whitehead

4x game mode. Wonder how long the finger will take to be a real boy again

zran

I doubt it, the sistem hates him, and wont let him ruin it with his godly knowledge Imo, minaga could defeat b graders about to evolve to a grade as a recently evolved b grader perfectly, to me, stats are kinda secondary to minaga and his knowledge allows him to close such masive gap

zran

Eh, i doubt he will touch it directly, and more of ask the serpent to bring those who got allowed to get out and then he takes them afterwards

Christophe H.

Yeah native level 350 minaga coming nearly! Yep that will be an other fail of the exalted prima. Poor Bond God.

Ritsu

If only someone had a steady supply of B-grade fighters from the 93rd Universe eager to join the wider multiverse only one planet away.

Christophe H.

Maybe some by Karroch some by Snappy. Maybe fun.

James Cobb

King is going to look stupid and have to go recruit a c rank Migana.

Christophe H.

It seems the exalted prima isn't really good at creating good rulesets... It may be an other gap.

Matthew Smith

I know this is reaching but "A person could also only be on a single battlefield at a time, and often wars were fought on many fronts at once, so even if a faction had a supremely talented individual, they could be beaten through numbers simply by making that person unable to respond to every attack." could possibly be foreshadowing for Jake's eternal shadow upgrade path. The shadow has been shown to have and ego and has even shown displeasure at being used as a sacrificial pawn for Jake to survive/doge attacks. So, something along the lines of a cursed clone/avatar that could display power based upon the energy injected into it could* be a possible path forward. This ability to inject energy into would also make it future proof with the ability to use primeval origin energy, which in my mind would make sense as the skill is called "Eternal Shadow of the Primal Hunter" and which shows it has a very strong link to Jake with the reference to his bloodline in the name.

Daymond Walford

WAR CRIMES! WAR CRIMES! TIME FOR WAR CRIMES!

Justin

Wait nobody’s called out that not 9 people died? Out of the 11 William that deer and our little thief left maybe even another right? Wasn’t it just like 7? Got the first line right but not 2nd? eight top-tier geniuses had fought, with only one surviving. The nine who’d died had all left the World Wonder as they were excluded for a year anyway

definitelynotbrjenness

They serve the primal hopper who is still plotting how to get his peaceful valley back from the masked human and replant his carrot fields.

Austin Gagnon

One can only recruit ones weaker than them. If I was the system I wouldn't classify power with level, that would be used as a baseline. It would be more esoteric combinations of knowledge, usable skill, and power.

Patryk

*System mentions extermination, Jake's alchemy noises intensify*

Clint

Too much to do. Option overload. Smash the neighboring Holy Church faction? Explore the renewed Central Domain? Or the four new domains? Or recruit allies from back home? (Aside from maybe Venusians, is there anyone strong enough to matter but not already invited?) Could he recruit Arnold? Even without void powers, a swarm of drones could be useful. Would Minaga even be allowed, or would the price be prohibitive? Can A-grades (or even S) be recruited, with enough Prima credits?

Kyle

Stated that they couldn’t be weaker then those they recruit so it wouldn’t work

Daniel Brian

I was thinking that the eased restrictions might allow for him, but the whole "they can't be stronger than the administrator" thing means there's no way...🫠

Daniel Brian

Oh, dude! That's a damn good idea! Their style of magic has got to be different enough to confuse people, since they come from an isolated world!

Rewdan

Let’s go part 4 more fights more battles and more war crimes. Thanks Zogarth

definitelynotbrjenness

How many Annie's could a Manny anny if Many Annie's could Manny Annie's? Makes me realize how easy it is to make a mistake like that despite making my best efforts to make sure sure it was avoided.

Daniel Brian

Idk...🤔 The exposition Jake gave seemed like it would be a multiversal problem for people to even know he CAN make a plague..

definitelynotbrjenness

The mystery faction has learned to control those with bloodlines and transcendences by getting their fingers in them

Daniel Brian

You know who I think would be a good fit for "worthy"? William. He's strong, smart, identified the fake world pretty quick on his own, and can serve the story purposes of having it be someone "on Jake's side" (sorta) without it tying up one of the greats. Might even give William purpose.

The First Sage

I ALWAYS COME BACK! (people expelled from phase 1 and 2 probably)

definitelynotbrjenness

I am very concerned for some of you. Venus recruiting was the first thing that came to my mind and so many of you also thought that. Has my mystery faction successfully infected you or is the system pulling a William on me? Noooooooo, I don't want a normal mind with normal ideas! Or maybe zog put the venus recap too close to the recruitment reminder causing us all to think venus. Of course, he'll now have Jake tormenting himself over where to get help and never once thinking of venus.

Heelstoo

It’s interesting that it’s mentioned that Administrators can’t be in all places at once, and Jake seems to be working on his shadow Jake. Once the finger is done baking, I’m guessing we will have two Jake’s running around for a bit.

Corey S

They need to be weaker. So A grades and S grades not at this point. Minaga was described in this chapter as stronger than every other B grade due to his comprehension as a god, so unless the system is talking pure levels, he will not be able in attendance. Venusians would be a nice addition, and maybe Arnold if this allows them to get around the void restriction

definitelynotbrjenness

We're not here for literary perfection. We're here for war crimes!!!!!

Hank

As much as I'd love to see that, it's doubtful with the restriction that the recruiter has to be stronger than the one recruited.

John H

Maybe they’ll like Jake’s war crime poison?

Hank

I love that the king is clearly warming up to Minaga. They'll be best friends soon enough! Lol

GeoGalvanic

I also couldn't help but notice that they seem to fit the recruiting criteria perfectly.

Niels Valkenborgh

"The recruiter cannot be weaker than those recruited." Is super exploitable as is. Can I weaken someone temporarily and take him with me? What is "weaker" exactly? Is it level? In this chapter it's clear Minaga would be stronger, but he could be lower level. Can he join?

ABTelford

Great chapter, thanks.

CT

4X world wonder and system event. Now I have seen everything. Also Minaga is the absolute second best character only to lose out to Villy.

Ocellus

He needs to get the venusians on his side and in there!!!

Owen Kaz

Alright Jake, go recruit that from Venus.

The Art of Pedantry

You're right! You absolutely could recruit your parents and show off your grand territory!

Fylbrom

So ima assuming Jake is gonna use the fact that his Venus friends are from the 93rd to be able to have a huge number of reinforcements for cheap. Luckily Miranda is now available to help with the negotiations. This is getting exciting. Still need a Jake Juice update too.

Christophe H.

Yeah but knowledge isn't a stat, minaga has nearly no skill and someone with an incredible soul space may be able to recruit him based on level only. But I think the best one Todo so is... Jake, who can Jake juice a minaga to create a new unique lifeform (minagie?) like the original one but something new too. No I think the fact they can recruit new one and the limits are the one as they are is a future new way to bully the poor bond God, using a minaga or something very near a minaga.

Jaxkie

Thank you for the chapter

Andrew Newbaker

Jake killed the time monkey Prima in what, book 3? Right before they left for the vampire event. That was over 200 years ago (from Jake’s perspective).

Harbby

I can't believe we have to wait even longer for Jake to get fingered.

Zizawah

I hope not! In this case, it's not a single strong man who can win but a strong team. Jake has a good alliance and strong team whereas EBM is a bit more solo -- Dao Sect feels a little aloof to me.

Thenais

there is place for a steaming hot 1442.5 chappy need to upgrade tier :p

Hayden Leech

Does this mean vespy got knocked out of the event? She didn’t go to the central domain.

Namelessiguess

Whoa that’s interesting! There isn’t a single mention of him experiencing any weakness from his Jake juice usage. Does this mean it’s like a video game or just an overlooked detail?

Thenais

Yeah, 4X !

Christophe H.

Think about it the finger will upgrade both eternal shadow and eternal hunger.

definitelynotbrjenness

good question. I bet she went or sent guards. are we certain it was 1 mil from center?

definitelynotbrjenness

how does jake sell event to venus peeps. Will they believe: great records and it's simulated so you can't die? what kind of problems will their lack of knowledge cause? there will be at least one that won't want to be a team player and tries to kill miranda.

Gracie

tftc!! 🏹🧙🏰

Derek Wallace

I would lean more towards unleashing the full power of eternal hunger. The curse had the ability to affect whole planets back when Jake was a D grade. Imagine now that it has sim-Jake’s instincts and with a coming upgrade it could cause war crimes by itself.

Corey Herington

Tftc I’ll(It'll) take your concerns an individual that, pretty much many any battlefield an individual who could make pretty much any battlefield

Dhia

“A person could also only be on a single battlefield at a time” the ominous and intimidating all God legion

Huwayne Williams-Morgan

The eels were offers a special class “Exalted pet of The Chosen Of The Malefic Viper” great power great restriction, must remain pets in the back yard pond lol

Quyan640

Rewards that can be brought out of the simulation could be useful for Jake as research material, similar to the finger he got

definitelynotbrjenness

hey, hawkie. how are you doing? came to help sylphie. that's nice. wait, help sylphie beat me? mystie sneak attack

definitelynotbrjenness

please make jaspers administrator a duck that likes swimming in credits with jasper

Jennifer Leigh

The Exalted Prima has already dealt with who knows how many virtual Minagas. There's no way it's letting 'real' Minaga in.

Lynderyn

Multiple D-Grade Minagas show up for various factions and shenanigans ensue.

Jennifer Leigh

Does Jasper have an administrator or did he just port himself in?

definitelynotbrjenness

lol. good question. i'm assuming he has one that was initially pissed he had to give a spot to a rodent and is now the richest administrator in the sim world.

Xerecs

I had the same thought. Got me wondering if Zog was hinting at Sim Jake making his return allowing for Jake to be able to fight on two fronts at the same time.

Kaladin

He will need to take his parents to visit his girlfriend at some point before they die of old age. They won't live long enough for her to be able to visit the 93rd universe.

definitelynotbrjenness

Fess up, who has reloaded patreon at least five times already this morning?

Corvid

Anyone else think it's funny that those water sneks probably have enough of a jake flavored presence resistance to stand up to at least a godking/queen without doing whatever the equivalent of soggy noodle kneeling is? Also, "I dont think he would kill someone for knowing an embarrassing secret" gave me a flashback montage of all the times Villy did just that. Like the poor bastard jake traded his arcane affinity data to way back when.

Adam Komarnicki

Did any one else hang on the words: "A person could also only be on a single battlefield at a time, and often wars were fought on many fronts at once" I get a feeling that there is a Shadow Hunter that might dispute the truth of that statement.

definitelynotbrjenness

Change my mind: Snappy is the one who approached the court of shadows to take a hit out on Jake.

Seen Death

I think the bounty is still valid btw Just cuz it failed once doesnt mean the contract is void Im not sure if the person who put the hit on him is now dead, or if umbra was paid in advance and still has to carry it out if they did die... But it shouldnt have been the Viper who initiated it, because Umbra asked him if they should really put the hit out... so its unclear who actually did it I dont feel confident it was snappy though

John

They were already there before and the he started pumping in that spirt stone water into the lake