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It had only been a bit over a week since Jake had left the World of the Exalted Prima, and Sim-Jake took his place. Miranda had honestly not thought much about this change initially. Sure, she recognized that there were many differences between them, but they were both Jake, and both were powerful assets for the Milky Way Galaxy Territory.

Both were, in her mind, trump cards she could send to a battlefield and more or less ensure it would be a victory. That was indeed the case; however, there was one miscalculation.

While Jake listened to her strategy and followed her words, Sim-Jake didn’t have the same inclinations.

“You should retreat and regroup with others,” Miranda said, trying to convince the Unique NPC by the name of Jake Thayne to abandon his current quest.

“I don’t see why,” he responded, nevertheless not cutting off the connection. As Sim-Jake was still Jake, her special communication skill worked flawlessly on him, allowing her to contact him pretty much anywhere within the World of the Exalted Prima, except in the special Domains.

“Because you’re too far in enemy territory, and we could use you elsewhere,” she said, feeling a little tired of this discussion as it wasn’t the first time she’d tried to get him to see sense. “You will be forced to enter a siege if you want to take down any of the stronger Territories, and that assumes you can break through at all. Better to weaken their forces, and then once we have the upper hand, attack the Beacon with an army.”

“Oh, I don’t disagree with that assessment. The thing is, my objective isn’t their Territory Beacon,” Sim-Jake responded in a casual tone. “They have plenty of Outposts, do they not? Just there, ripe for the taking. Or are you saying I’m also wasting my time destroying those?”

“I’m saying you are using your time sub-optimally destroying those,” Miranda sighed. He had agreed the first time right after Jake left to go to a battlefield, but afterward Sim-Jake had invaded the alliance ruled by the United Tribes and destroyed the relatively small and weak Vassal they had on their frontline.

After that, he hadn’t retreated but kept going, attacking different Territories, including their Territory Beacons and Outposts. He hadn’t managed to destroy another Beacon, as they were too well defended, yet he tried anyway, and when that failed, he moved on to something he could destroy.

“I know,” he simply responded.

“Then why are you staying?” she asked, already knowing she wouldn’t get any useful answer. Miranda was pretty damn sure he was just doing this because he wanted to and to fight as much as he could. While the Outposts did fall to him, they were at least sometimes well-defended and somewhat entertaining for him to bring down. The United Tribes also still sent armies, parties, or Unique NPCs in response, all of them once again serving to alleviate the simulacrum’s boredom.

“Because it doesn’t make much sense,” Sim-Jake said, his voice relaying the grin he definitely had on his face. “I am not acting strategically but seemingly being entirely random. I move based on intuition and instinct with no plan where I want to go or strike next. As you said, it’s far from optimal, but also completely and utterly unpredictable.”

Miranda was quiet, not expecting that kind of answer. “What do you hope to accomplish? Them bringing out someone worth fighting if you stay long enough?”

“That would be great, but no, I don’t believe I will. Based on how they treated that phoenix,  she was the strongest this alliance had to offer. Speaking of phoenixes, aren’t they supposed to revive after death or something? Because she just died despite me being fully prepared for her to be reborn stronger or something,” Sim-Jake complained, not really answering her question.

“From what I know, True Phoenixes do experience rebirth after death, but I think that this being a virtual world kind of messed with that aspect of their Path. Same as how Sandy probably won’t be able to revive using their egg skill should they die,” Miranda answered, feeling like that question was at least very Jake-like. “You didn’t answer my question, though. If not a strong opponent, what do you seek?”

“Chaos,” he responded in a single word. “Riddle me this: How is the frontline facing the United Tribes these days? Any action recently?”

Miranda was about to answer as she realized. “They’ve been very quiet.”

“Well, isn’t that something?” Sim-Jake said with a chuckle. “People are very predictable. When things aren’t stable at home, they tend to overreact and make a disproportionate response to any problem. As you said, then my chance of taking down a major Territory Beacon on my own is low if not impossible, but do they know that? Are they sure I’m alone? They are losing Outposts, which means losing information about what’s happening. In war, information is crucial, but one cannot understand chaos. So if you ask me what I’m doing? Well, I’m being an agent of chaos, sowing doubt in the minds of our enemy, paralyzing them from within.”

It took Miranda a moment to process what he said before she fully understood.

Sim-Jake was not trying to win a battle. He was forcing the United Tribes to prepare for every possible battle at once.

Every Outpost he destroyed widened the blind spot around their Territories. Every sudden change in his movements made it harder to predict which Beacon, Outpost, or group would be threatened next. To muster a response, the alliance had to keep soldiers close to home, reinforce several locations, and hold their strongest Uniques and Administrators in reserve. Even if Sim-Jake never captured another Territory, he was tying down far more resources than any conventional assault would have.

Worse, the United Tribes could not afford to assume he was bluffing. Jake Thayne had already proven capable of doing things that should have been impossible, and they had no way of knowing how the rest of the Milky Way Galaxy’s alliance might be moving beyond the reach of their remaining Outposts. If they committed their armies to the frontline, Sim-Jake might strike behind them, and possibly even take down a Beacon. If they chased him, he could simply move on and leave them exhausted. They simply had no good options, given they had no individuals or parties capable of threatening him.

His actions were inefficient only if she judged the outcome of destroyed Outposts, Territory Beacons, or enemies slain. Viewed across the entire war, it was brutally efficient. One person was compelling an alliance to defend an entire region, all while having a fun time himself.

“You could have explained that earlier,” Miranda finally said, still a bit shocked at what Sim-Jake had told her, while also realizing she had a bit of a blind spot regarding him. Her basic assumption had been that he acted purely to entertain himself, making her not think his actions through properly. A definite mistake on her part that she felt pretty damn embarrassed about.

“I could have,” Sim-Jake agreed. “But then I wouldn’t have gotten to hear you tell me how sub-optimal I’m being.”

Miranda closed her eyes for a moment and considered everything. She realized she’d underestimated him significantly, having assumed he was far more like Jake in that he didn’t care about strategy but just wanted good fights. Sim-Jake did too, and this was definitely in part still an excuse to stay in the action, but he was also right.

It was honestly brilliant and something only he could do, given his immense personal power.

“Are you sure that you two share the same brain? Because the more I interact with you, the more I’m starting to doubt that,” Miranda muttered.

“You only believe that because I bother to and am capable of explaining why I act as I do to you. My other self doesn’t have the same insights and understanding of these aspects of our Bloodline, though he does understand he is chaos incarnate, and will instinctively act accordingly. Our Bloodline combined with the skill given by our True Blessing makes us impossible to track, making divination and even the tools provided by the World of the Exalted Prima ineffective. He would also have realized that if he bothered to think about it, but he doesn’t, because he hasn’t needed to. I don’t need to either, but I find it fun. Granted, I do also have a personal history that makes this kind of thinking come a lot more naturally to me, so perhaps in this regard, I am superior to him,” Sim-Jake gave a lengthy answer. “Now, do you have any more questions? Do you need my input on what you should do next?”

“No, it’s fine. Keep causing chaos,” she said, having never imagined being asked that kind of question by someone with Jake’s voice. “I’ll have our forces increase the pressure on the frontline. If the United Tribes are already hesitating, we may as well give them more reasons to.”

“Now you’re getting it,” Sim-Jake said, sounding entirely too pleased. “Just don’t make your movements too obvious. I would hate for them to realize there’s a plan within the chaos. Then again, if they do respond, perhaps I might just be able to take a Beacon or two on my lonesome. It’s going to be fun finding out either way. Speaking of fun, I have arrived at my destination.”

The connection was cut abruptly before Miranda could answer or say anything further, leaving her sitting there in silence for a few seconds.

She stared at the map before her, focusing on the United Tribes’ border that had been quiet for days. They still had a lot of forces stationed there, as the United Tribes had been making probing attacks before Sim-Jake showed up, but not enough to mount an invasion and get anything done.

However, with the risk of being attacked reduced, Miranda had a choice. Where would she invade? Would she send an actual army with the intent of defeating the United Tribes alliance, or would she send smaller groups in to create even more chaos and look for openings? Sim-Jake did have immense offensive might, so if set up right, he was capable of laying siege and destroying a Territory Beacon.

The issue was – as she reckoned it most often was in wars – that she felt like they always needed manpower. There were many frontlines, and they were fighting on pretty much all of them. Weakness prompted other factions to step in and take advantage, so moving soldiers away was a massive risk, making her tap her fingers as she considered her options.

Holstred and Tramon were both doing a damn good job towards the south, with William towards the north where he had sought out a powerful alliance led by Valhal. They were not directly bordering the Milky Way Galaxy’s alliance yet, but they soon would be, and he had gone there in preparation for that happening. He was effectively a top-tier spy and saboteur, ready to be used at an opportune time.

Should I send Lillian? she asked herself before quickly dismissing the thought. She was in the east, still dealing with the new Territories they had taken over after William had helped destroy the alliance of smaller forces there.

It was annoying that she didn’t have any good choices, making her sigh as she looked at all the damn Prima Credits they still had available, just sitting there waiting to be used. She wanted to go gamble and see if she could summon a couple of top-tier Uniques to lead an army, definitely seeing the appeal of the mechanic, but knew she shouldn’t.

It was annoying, but all she could do was send a few Administrators she didn’t have much trust in to make smaller attacks into the United Tribes’ Territory while hoping that soon they would get reinforcements. Hopefully, an entire army or two.

“Relying on two different Jakes at the same time,” Miranda muttered to herself, shaking her head. “Would have felt like a bad setup for a nightmarish joke just a few weeks ago, but here I am.”

Sim-Jake had already proven himself quite capable and was currently performing way above her expectations. Now, she hoped that her regular Jake would also live up to or perhaps surpass her hopes.

--

“We’re being watched,” Jake said as if stating a boring fact, doing everything in his power not to show even the faintest trace of nervousness.

“Indeed,” the Chieftain nodded in agreement, having certainly detected it too. A lot of them weren’t even trying to hide it, and despite being higher grade than Jake, he knew some were there even without using his Bloodline.

“Yet keeping their distance,” Jake continued, turning to the powerful A-grade. “How many individuals do you detect?”

He asked as if testing his escort, and clearly it worked as the Chieftain instantly turned serious. He felt the subtle movement of energy as the snake detected her surroundings and those nearby before answering.

“I count seventy-three individuals currently keeping an eye on the ship,” she said, sounding relatively confident.

“Seventy-five,” Jake corrected her as he looked to the side where an entity was looking at them from extremely far away using some kind of magic. “I believe a certain Bog Lord is also interested, and one of the Arachnecs appears particularly good at hiding its presence.”

He couldn’t fault the Chieftain for not detecting those two, as both definitely surpassed her in power, especially the Bog Lord. Jake suspected this was the Bog Lord recognized as one of the three strongest entities in the Minor World, a peak A-grade on the cusp of evolving to S-grade. A creature considered an equal of the Great Serpent – or Great Sea Serpent if Jake wanted to be respectful and use his full name.

“I see,” the Chieftain muttered, not surprised at all that Jake displayed superior detection abilities to hers. “The announcement from the Great Sea Serpent has truly echoed throughout our world, and I wouldn’t be surprised if all who hold influence have heard it.”

She seemed proud of that fact, though Jake wasn’t sure how good that was. The Great Sea Serpent was powerful, and Jake trusted in his abilities, but having another top-tier being also there could complicate things. Fortunately, it didn’t seem like the super Bog Lord was going to attend in person, though.

As for the Arachnec that the Chieftain also failed to Identify, Jake didn’t give it too much further thought. Jake wasn’t even sure this Arachnec was stronger than the Chieftain, just better at staying hidden, especially given how far away it was.

“We do not expect anyone to cause trouble during the ceremony,” the Chieftain said after being quiet for a while. “Doing so would offend the Great Sea Serpent and us Nomads, creating an enemy for life and sparking war. While we are not as powerful as the Arachnecs or Venusians, should the tribes unite, we are not a threat they can ignore either. Thus, we expect that they will show up, be respectful on the surface, though I don’t doubt some will hatch their own plots, ignorant of the glorious Order of the Malefic Viper.”

“Then let us see if we can wash away that ignorance and make them realize the truth,” Jake said, falling quiet again, not wanting to say too much and risk ruining his image. Fortunately, he had a good excuse to stop talking, too, as they broke through a dense cloud of mist, revealing the vast sea before them as far as the eye could see.

The massive sea that spanned the entire bottom of the Minor World was probably the most valuable part of this entire world and a subject of study for sure. There were islands spread throughout, with only powerful A-grades qualified to live on them due to the sheer intensity of the energy the sea emitted.

However, today, a massive island in this sea was filled with motion as Jake spotted tens of thousands, if not close to a hundred thousand, on it, all Nomads as far as Jake could tell, making him realize two things at once.

Firstly, that these Nomads had a lot more tribes and members than he’d first thought, and secondly... that this damn ceremony was going to be utterly massive, wasn’t it?

Comments

Bluejay

Thanks for the chapter

Kjell

Tftc

djthomp

Poor Miranda. I love the snake nomads already.

Loststar7

Couldn’t have said it better myself.

TabledNaCl

I am enjoying where we are at with the dual narrative, but lord im positively thrilled and intrigued by what all will go down once both Jake's have free time/reign in the World of the Exalted Prima. Since Sim-jake is an npc now (at least while there, im now curious how anchored sim-jake is and how getting him to leave with Jake will go) the idea of both of them running around is genuine terror. I also can wait to see others from earth encounter sim-jake

Staudi

Tyftc!

Christophe H.

And what the update of the skill ? I don't remember reading it.

Lemonsqueezy

While I am enjoying the two Jake's, I hope Zog doesn't do what was done in DoTF, where essentially we ended up following two protagonists instead of one for the rest of the story.

Corey S (edited)

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2026-10-14 13:00 Jake always have a way of unintentionally going above and beyond with these ceremonies. I’m not imagining him being back thousands of B grades to the virtual world
2026-10-13 12:11 Jake always have a way of unintentionally going above and beyond with these ceremonies. I’m now imagining him being back thousands of B grades to the virtual world

Jake always have a way of unintentionally going above and beyond with these ceremonies. I’m now imagining him being back thousands of B grades to the virtual world

Corey S

At the very least he’ll be bringing back some powerhouses. Maybe on the level of Lillian but more combat oriented

Christopher Holland

Poor Jake. That's going to be a lot of social interaction.

Matthew Smith

Good to see Sim-Jake having fun.

Suzanne Pearson

I think that we will follow the two Jake’s during the whole Prima Event. After the Jake’s win the seat, Sim Jake will take over it completely, there all the time, while our Jake goes on the hunt through the mushroom world and we will get the occasional update on sim Jake but not the whole through the next 40 books bit…..

Joken

The way it says “HER (Miranda) regular Jake”…

definitelynotbrjenness

the difference in personalities is enough for me to be okay with it.

John H

Are we shipping Miranda and Sim-Jake yet guys?

Michael

Will there be a battle for Jake? Can’t see why the frogs and the spiders and the lich would suddenly accept Jake as their new leader after their last encounter!

Raymond Whitehead

I like that sim jake explained how he thinks to Miranda. It's a great look at how Jake thinks.

Kota

For some reason seems way less iffy than with Real Jake.

GeoGalvanic

There was none, Jake specifically noted it as being strange.

Boomer

Was there any mention or anything about skill upgrades/records transfer. Because I think we're going to see it from Jake to Sim, but what of the other way?

Shandlar

The recruitment limit says power of the recruiter, not level. It would have said level if it meant level, so power implies something more like total stats. Meaning Jake's recruits are going to be way stronger than Lillian. He can probably recruit up to like a somewhat elite level 400 with all his titles and stat bonuses. Plus this chapter implies they are absolutely filthy rich with PCs, hoarding for recruitment. So it feels like dozens at the very least. Possibly hundreds. All at Jake level of power. But ofc, only if he can obtain reliable levels of loyalty at this ceremony.

DW

Very enjoyable watching an orphan loner friendless virgin with only his bloodline to keep him warm at night, discovering that he's a simulation and that he can experience a different choice, but only as a homunculus riding on his own shoulder as his real self lives a very different life with family and friends. Ultimately he is still alone with only his alternate self to talk to...and that self is absorbing him. Suddenly released to independence, and immediately introduced to another de facto friend of the opposite sex and a strong personality that he's only been able to observe from "afar" up to this point. If Miranda's more of a caretaker to Jake and more often he acts like he's a misbehaving child, Sim-Jake appears a bit fascinated by her and the playful banter between the two of them is a lot of fun. Completely different relationship dynamics between the two of them.

Shandlar

She literally tied her entire professional class/path to supporting him and administration of his empire. He is absolutely "her Jake."

Joken

True. Doesn’t change the fact that the sparkles are triggered.

Alos

While I agree that it is enjoyable to have the dual narratives that come with Jake and Sim-Jake, I am also feeling a sense of dread on possibly having two massive cliffs every Friday.

Alexandre8901

Really hope we get to rename him soon because I'm getting tired of "Sim-Jake." It's time for Jaky (if Jake gets to choose). Ethan would be a cool nod to his new identity, but come on... Shade is right there. He's the Eternal Shadow. It just fits.

Jaxkie

Thank you for the chapter

Seen Death

Just thought of Jak(e) and Dexter lol Im terrible at naming stuff aswell, as you can see

Seen Death

Was thinking about Eron aswell, not sure what he would see... But that also reminded me, is there 2x KotF masks now? How does that effect King of the Forest?

KillerWabbit

I really want to see what happens when Sim-Jake meets some of the other major NPCs. I'd love to see his interactions with The Sword Saint... or, Lord forbid, Carmen. Can you imagine how terrifying it would be to know that there are TWO of them, and, though you won't have to face them both at the same time in Prima, you never know which you are going to get?

definitelynotbrjenness

however, sim jake is a little more methodical and cautious. partially offset by his firm belief in being a superior being. get a lot of same results for different reasons.

Harwel wax

That's a really good question.

Gracie

tftc!! 👥️🐍🏹

definitelynotbrjenness

as someone previously abducted and replaced by an alien, it is quite a trip. seeing all the decisions they made. some good, some bad. all the ripple effects. People thinking LeBron is the goat or the Ravens def being better than the 85 bears. Sometimes it can really hurt feeling like you let the world down when you couldn't turn down the free candy from the weird looking guy in the floating van.

DeAndrea H

Ah, Jake’s ultimate nemesis, Public Speaking, rears its ugly head again! I kind of like the interplay between Miranda and Sim-Jake. I like Sim-Jake pointing out that Jake isn’t as zany as he seems. There’s a method to his madness but it doesn’t occur to him to explain it to anyone.

Kelvin Garcia

This might be the best comment I've seen on here!

Corey S

Yeah, I know he is able to. But the amount of people available for recruitment with power approaching his is slim to none. I just meant he will be able to recruit a lot of B grades around her level, or maybe stronger, which are considered elite. But not top tier/pinnacle, and a step or two below William and True Dragons, etc.

Pawgy

This was just Zogarth's plan to double his potential cliff hangers

Rewdan

The horror

Rewdan

(2 x Jake) = (4 x Cliffhangers)^2

Jayden Davis

@seen Death, I thought about this as well, however I think that sim-Jake does not have a mask. My reasoning is because for the most part, people know who Jake Thayne is by his mask. When Sim-Jake was fighting the phoenix. She nor the united tribe picked up on who they were actually facing, however they knew he was human, this makes me believe that he was maskless in that encounter

Endern

What do you mean the amount of people available for recruitment with power approaching Jake is slim to none? Venus denizens range up to peak of A-grade, they have a lot of B-grades. The frogs Jake was with were the fodder. We have already seen high level B-grades from Venus, and I'm sure will be seeing a lot more in the coming chapters.

Corey S

Jake is a singular existence and is a pinnacle tier entity. There are talented people definitely, but none approaching him. Even as a new B grade he was contending with their peak B grades

faredce

Im wondering how SJ in the virtual will impact Jake's ability to use it it in the real world, NA and no significant change to the skill, SJ needs records and hopefully in time some zog storytelling will lead us to SJ and the skill being improved further

Xander

TFTC :) Suggested edits: "Hopefully, an entire army *of* two." should be "or", though SJ and Jake would constitute an army of two.

Heelstoo

“Now there’s two of them!?”

Dylan

You're misreading there. Jake is obviously a pinnacle level person at his level, but he can't make up a 75-100+ level difference even if those people are less talented. He would get wiped by a peak B grade. Just look at how he avoided those peak tier B grade NPCs in the Prima world

Amathew2

Time for Jake to put on his Pope hat and spread the good word.

Corey S

Yeah, that’s a good point. I forgot about those ones. But I still don’t think he’ll be recruiting multiple Jake-power level entities from Venus in the beginning

zran

Likely the king only notices one depending on if he is in the simulation or on the real world @jayden Davis remember the mask can be made invisible, so he still has equiped it, just not visible

zran

Indeed, the malefic writer is walking the path of giving us multiple clifhangers per day

zran

Sj on the virtual world has made no changes on the real world version of the skill, jake tested the skill in the world while shade was on the virtual world, and... It worked like usual(without the virtual enchancements)

zran

For be a valid upgrade it needs to affect its real version of the skill, as it currently stand, it doesnt affect its real version, so technically is a pseudo upgrade what is hanging in the midle until jake figures out how to bring those changes to reality, and that if it is posible to do so, because it could be in part due to the laws being a bit loose in the simulation

zran

Indeed, jake gonna have to eat his mushrooms

Suzanne Bedard

How about the name Penumbra, Shade + Sim-Umbra's Chosen? And since Jake isn't Jason it probably won't get shortened to Penny or Bra 😹😹

NicN

Tftc

TabledNaCl

I hadn't even considered the fact we are getting double the cliffs. On one hand thats rough but im good at keeping things out of mind for a few days so I dont mind

James Davis

It would be cool if the actions of sim Jake act almost like xp gained from a summon when Jake finally goes back to the prima event hes just flooded with xp or records

Christophe H.

Yeah but there is something, maybe he can finalise the upgrade in someway.

Bobby Bjfef0721

Okay. I don't like Sim-Jake. I am not sure why. He seems.....to blood thirsty. Also, and this scares me, I don't trust him. Yes, I know he is JAKE, but he is NOT Jake. I just cannot explain it.

beeve

Jake will laugh at it.. it’s just a lesser version of him tho making its own decisions. Jake can keep himself in check but won’t need to., the shadow Jake knows this too

DerangedMan

Nah, my gut says Miranda and Lillian have had something going on secretly.

DerangedMan

Bro, did you stop taking the tic tacs the guy in the white coat gave you?

Bruce K

Sim-Jake and Carmen mayhaps.

Bruce K

Sim-Jake is kind of like the Fallen King. Fully autonomous, yet still plays by Jake's ultimate rule. Jake will crush him if he goes too far and both parties know it. Pre Nevermore I kept expecting the Fallen King to do something treacherous.

Phil Ritter

I can already see the sass from Miranda coming once the real Jake returns and finds out Miranda likes Sim more than him.

Mrburns93

Miranda made a flub here. Shes been dealing with jake for decades atp? (Hard to keep track) and one of the very first lessons she had drilled into her was that jake is an agent of chaos, shes always been really good about anticipating and adapting to jakes whims, using his unintentional public displays to advance her own goals of conquest in his name. Almost parasitic in nature, and if she were self serving I would say absolutely parasitic. But she works towards his goals more than her own so its symbiotic. But with sim jake shes struggling to see jake so shes treating him differently, treating him like an npc, or like an extention of jake, or a subordinate of jake... this chapter feels like sim jake put things into perspective for her. That she is still dealing with jake and that she still needs to adapt to him rather than stuff him in a box. Again though this realization shows just how capable she is because she didnt let this set back set her back, she immediately pivoted back into a support role. Now the WotEP is going to tremble at their duo and soon their trio.

Luis Guerrero

How is it possible for Miranda to become even more annoying