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In retrospect, Jake should have seen this coming. How could the Malefic Viper ever resist pulling a fast one like this and putting Jake in an uncomfortable position? Villy was a bit of a dick like that, so Jake should have really expected it.

Foolishly, a part of him had thought that this ceremony was far too important due to the World of the Exalted Prima, Jake being in personal danger should things go awry, and the desire to recruit the natives into the Order. However, all those things paled in comparison to Villy having a good time.

“I can totally tell what you’re thinking, you know?” Villy’s voice echoed in Jake’s head. “I’m not just doing this as a gag, but to test something out and heighten our chance of success. Just follow along and continue to trust me.”

“So you’re saying that this isn’t going to force me even further out of my comfort zone and isn’t partly done to fuck with me because you thought it would be fun?” Jake asked.

“Well, I never claimed that either. I just said that things will work out fine!” the Viper insisted. “So enjoy the show and play your part, my dear Chosen.”

Right after Villy was done talking, the Great Sea Serpent took over and continued.

“I apologize to the Chosen for speaking up, but I feel obligated to apologize for my fellow natives. They are ignorant and do not fully understand the error of their ways. Please do not attribute malice to ignorance, but give them a chance to see what I saw. Experience what I experienced. If they do, certainly they too will come to understand and make the right choice,” the Great Sea Serpent said, having clearly been coached on all this.

“And now you just relay what I tell you to, and you’ll surely be in for a fun surprise...”

With those words, the Viper relayed the next part of Jake’s speech that could have totally been given to him beforehand, but that Villy had definitely delayed on purpose. He took in the words, as it probably looked from an outside perspective that he was considering the request.

After a few seconds, Jake resigned himself to his fate and responded.

“You are rushing matters. They are not yet worthy. The Nomads were chosen due to their innate connection to the Malefic One, giving them the bare minimum qualifications. The Arachnecs and Venusians do not share this connection, and are thus not qualified.”

“I am aware,” the Great Sea Serpent said, continuing to speak incredibly subserviently. “Yet I beg of you to allow it. Myself and the Nomads are willing to take responsibility and pay the price to make it happen.”

“How?” Jake asked in a haughty voice, just doing what the Viper requested of him. “How are you going to pay the price? What do you possibly have to offer that the Malefic One might want?”

“Nothing, which is why we can only beg and hope to be granted this request, even if we are unworthy of making it. I merely wished to relay that we are willing to give anything, even if we have nothing,” the Great Sea Serpent continued to plead, lowering his head deeply while sounding really pitiful... and it seemed to kind of work.

Jake saw movement among the Venusians and Arachnecs as this was clearly making them uncomfortable, but he also saw some who looked touched. Even if they didn’t fully understand what the peak A-grade snake was asking for, they could see that the Great Sea Serpent was making a plea on their behalf.

Such a powerful being had lowered himself to begging. Begging to give them a chance. Not only the peak A-grade, but all the Nomads, including their leaders, were all kneeling towards Jake, joining the Great Sea Serpent in making the request.

Needless to say, this all made Jake incredibly uncomfortable, especially as he didn’t know how many of the Nomads were aware that this was all theater. A script, written by the Viper to achieve his goals.

Knowing the snake god, the answer was probably that only the Great Sea Serpent truly knew what was going on, and the Nomads were just joining the snake in begging, believing it all to be genuine. The best actors were those who didn’t know they were acting in the first place, after all.

Either way, Jake once more remained silent for several seconds, internally having a very bad time, while outwardly looking like he was contemplating the outrageous request of the Great Sea Serpent.

After these seconds passed, he let out a loud sigh. “This is a day of celebration indeed. You are more fortunate than you can even begin to imagine. The Malefic One has agreed to grant your request.”

The Great Sea Serpent was really selling the story, positively beaming while continuously bowing his head. “I thank the Chosen and the great Malefic Viper for granting the wish of this unworthy one. Know that I will do anything in my meager power to repay you, even if it takes my life.”

Again, a little overboard in Jake’s opinion, but clearly it was all working splendidly based on the reactions of the ceremony attendees. They were gobbling it all up with no real skepticism, probably because they couldn’t even imagine someone as powerful as the Great Sea Serpent willingly lowering himself to pull off a plot like this.

“Enough,” Jake raised his hand, as he nearly didn’t speak the next words due to the absolute terror they sparked in him: “Bring out the statue.”

“Villy, I fucking swear, if what I see next is what I think I’ll see...”

“It’s fine! Actually, not a gag this time around. Quite the opposite, as I do want this entire thing to turn out in our favor.”

“Thank you. Truly,” the Great Sea Serpent said, sending a signal to a group of mid-tier A-grade Nomads who usually stuck around the peak A-grade. They quickly acted as they flew over and landed in front of Jake, both bowing deeply. One of them took out a small, decorated metal box and had it float between the two A-grades.

They didn’t dare to speak as they created some kind of small formation that seemed to require both of them to work together. The formation interacted with the metal box and unlocked it. Jake also understood at that moment that this was the “artifact” that the Great Sea Serpent had apparently been getting.

The box slowly unlocked, and when it did, it turned into a cloud of dense smoke, and from within that smoke, an object appeared. Standing more than ten meters tall as it towered up in front of Jake on the platform, he looked up at it and had to admit...

It actually looks cool as fuck?

The statue depicted a colossal serpent coiled around a jagged pillar of black stone, its body rising in loops before ending in a head held high above the pillar with its mouth open, looking pretty damn intimidating. Every scale had been carved individually, overlapping like plates of polished obsidian, and veins of dark green metal ran between them in patterns that looked almost like venom coursing beneath skin.

It was unmistakably the Malefic Viper.

This was not how the god usually appeared when Jake talked to Villy, as it didn’t depict a smug guy lounging around with a beer and an irritating grin. This was the Viper in his true form: ancient, powerful, and fully worthy of being called a Primordial.

Anyway, Jake kept inspecting the damn thing and all its overly intricate details. Long fangs curved from the open maw of the coiled snake, each one nearly as tall as Jake. A faint green mist seeped from between them and dripped onto the pillar the snake was coiled around before dissolving into nothing. The Viper’s eyes were narrow slits made of crystals, glowing with an inner light that made them seem fixed on every person present at once.

The craftsmanship alone would have made the thing impressive, yet there was more to it than that. The longer Jake stared, the more the shadows between the scales seemed to shift. Its body appeared to tighten around the stone, and the raised head seemed to lean forward ever so slightly, as if the statue were seconds away from tasting the air with its tongue that was barely visible within the statue’s mouth.

A presence clung to it. Not overwhelming enough to force anyone to the ground, but heavy enough that the entire area had fallen silent. Even the most powerful natives stared with wide eyes, instinctively recognizing that this was no mere work of art.

“You made yourself look way cooler than you actually are,” Jake mentally commented, being perhaps a little heretical.

“I would argue artistic license and all that, but honestly, this can’t even represent a millionth of my awesomeness,” Villy replied without shame. “Besides, this is closer to how most people should see me. You just have unrealistic beauty standards, and you’re quite frankly not the nicest Chosen at times.”

Jake ignored him and looked down, inspecting the large statue further. At the base of it, the serpent’s tail ended in a point that penetrated into the metal. Hundreds of tiny channels had been etched into its sides, echoing with energy as runes slightly lit up. The construction of the base, especially its underside, practically screamed it had a function with this ritual, and the fact it resonated with the circle Jake had placed down only further sold this idea. Jake finally fully understood why Villy had insisted on the theatrics.

This statue was not simply meant to represent the Malefic Viper. It was built as a catalyst for the ritual. A vessel Jake was meant to infuse energy into.

The two Nomads who had carried the box remained bowed as the Great Sea Serpent raised his head. Around them, the Venusians and Arachnecs had gone completely still. Some looked frightened, others awed, but none appeared capable of looking away from the black serpent towering over the platform.

“It has been prepared,” the Great Sea Serpent announced to all, also letting a certain Chosen know that he should probably be doing something soon.

Jake felt the familiar connection in his soul stir before Villy spoke again, his amused tone still there, though now with an air of seriousness.

“We’ve finally gotten to the best part of all this. Quite frankly, everything prior was just laying the groundwork for this moment, while also hopefully working as damage control should we fail. I don’t think we’ll fail, but who knows, as this is a first for everyone involved,” the Viper said, and as he did, the god’s thoughts slowly entered Jake’s mind.

He understood what the god intended, and for the first time since this entire ceremony started, he felt a bit of genuine excitement at trying out something new. It was a ludicrous idea, but Jake was fully on board with giving it a shot.

“This is risky as fuck, and something could easily go very wrong,” Jake told the Viper. “We’re mixing things here that probably should be kept apart, and I can see it all end very badly.”

“Oh, for sure, but the Great Sea Serpent has been informed his primary job is to protect you should it fail. I will give you the choice to back out, though, as we do have a backup plan in case you’re not interested,” Villy surprisingly offered.

“Fuck no, let’s see what happens,” Jake answered with a smile as he returned his attention to the ceremony.

He’d given the crowd a chance to observe the statue and take in its aura, allowing them to vaguely feel the aura of the divine for the first time. Of course, this wasn’t a statue with that much power. Something Jake planned on changing with what would come next.

Lifting a hand, he spoke. “As the Chosen of the Malefic One, I shall call upon the Malefic One. Bear witness.”

Finally, Jake activated the ritual circle he’d put down personally. At the same time, Invocation of the Malefic Viper flared to life, focusing on Pride of the Malefic Viper as Jake embodied the presence of the Malefic Viper.

Instantly, shock spread among the audience, and he saw the expressions on the leaders of the Venusians and Arachnecs change, but he clearly also detected that they weren’t that surprised. They’d seen something similar before... but what Jake and Villy planned on doing next they definitely hadn’t seen.

The ritual circle connected to the statue, forming a tight connection as Jake’s presence mimicking that of the Malefic Viper flooded into it. At the same time, Jake reached out and laid a hand on it, preparing to do the truly crazy part.

“Good luck,” Jake said to the one who was about to take on the most challenging part of this. “You’ll need it.”

“Never have, never will,” Villy replied with confidence, even if Jake held some doubt.

The statue quickly absorbed the Invocation-empowered presence of Jake, starting to also take on the Viper’s aura just like he did, but this was only temporary. It only amplified what Jake was already doing, and while that in itself was plenty shocking and at least had all the nomads down on their knees, it wasn’t what Jake and Villy were aiming for.

That came next as Jake took a deep breath, and alongside the Invocation-empowered presence, used Lesser Primeval Energy Manipulation as he infused the statue with the inferior version of Primeval Origin Energy. He poured in a large amount, not seeking to control any of it, but only closed his eyes as he strengthened his connection with the Malefic Viper through the use of Invocation.

On the other side of his bond, the Viper acted. The god, through Jake as a catalyst, started controlling the energy within the statue. It was already made nearly solely of his Records, and now, with fuel in the form of Lesser Primevil Energy, it started changing.

The aura of the statue seemed to grow weaker as Jake kept Invocation active and continually infused small amounts of Lesser Primeval Energy into the statue. Inside the statue, he felt his energies move, manipulated not by himself, but by a far greater power.

These changes were subtle at first, with no outward signs of what was going on as seconds ticked by. The audience simply looked on, unable to see what was truly happening, though they could definitely feel the subtle shifts in aura from the statue. If not, then Jake’s fluctuating presence mimicking that of a Primordial would surely give them plenty of food for thought.

At this stage, Jake wasn’t doing anything, nor could he fully detect what Villy was up to. All he knew was that, at this very moment, he was a conduit of the Malefic Viper’s power as the god channeled himself through his Chosen.

Not too deeply, though, as Jake faintly felt his Bloodline stir, ready to reject should the Viper dare overstep. Fortunately, Villy already knew of this and primarily used the ritual and Jake’s own skill to pull off this experiment of his.

A dozen more seconds passed with Jake standing there, channeling energy, his only real contribution from his infusion of Lesser Primeval Energy and keeping Invocation and the ritual circle going. The many items meant to power the ritual were rapidly being drained of energy as the Primordial drew upon them, the aura of the statue continuing to rise, until suddenly, he felt it.

“Well, that was easier than I thought it would be.”

At once, the entire ritual circle shattered, causing a shockwave as every single item placed within crumbled to dust, and Jake was sent floating backward in retreat, leaving only the statue standing there on stage. He didn’t even have time to land when the aura descended, and time appeared to slow down.

The eyes of the snake statue started glowing, but no one looked at it, as instead, their gazes were instinctively drawn towards the sky as a massive flickering eye of a snake seemed to cover the entire Minor World.

“And now... let the prayer begin.”

Comments

NicN

Tftc

Arrogant Savant

I wonder how the natives will react when they learn that even amongst blessed/chosen Jake is special existence.

Dougie Mitchell

Not gonna lie, I fucking love the Venusian arc 👍

Bluejay

Thanks for the chapter

J

Interesting. Not what I was expecting. Was kind of thinking that villy was gonna use Jake’s Jake juice to animate the statue as an avatar. A weak one bound to the minor world. Kind of turning the avatar into a pseudo bound God, I guess. That would have a limited lifespan, but will definitely be alive long enough to educate the people of Venus on the airs of their ways.

Morgan LF

I really love this current story arc!

Bentao

Vilas is vilas. Due to his ‚easygoing’ character when he is with Jake I tend to forget how OP he is. Thanks for the chap

locos back

Finally back after a few years, ao damn glad

Perren D'Wolff

Yup, Uncle Jake did it again didn't he.

Lemonsqueezy

A little long describing the statue imo, but I really enjoyed the chapter. Tomorrow is going to be a fun read, unless you decide to go back to Sim-Jake.

zozzy the beast

I knew it!!! Called that one It was something that would let him project power in the minor world.

TabledNaCl

I still absolutely love their dynamics Villy calling out jakes beauty standards and calling him not the nicest chosen had me cackling

Medicine Man

Probably not. I doubt the Venusians have even heard of popcorn.

Scion

This is amazing! Thank you for ignoring the people that were complaining about this arc. I love it

John

A quick one but, interesting implications

djthomp

If you squint a little that's still the Danger Noodle statue design, just fancied up a bit. I wonder how many profession levels Jake will get from this, since we've moved from just the speech to some real crazy shit.

Ricardo júnio

If anyone has played nightreign, I can kinda imagina Caligos eyes in the sky looking down

Raymond Whitehead

That is interesting, I wonder if that is only possible due to the layer of separation Venus has from the 93rd.

Hoosier201

Definitely not what I thought would go down. Figured a knockoff off a well known prayer haha: Hail Villy, full of malice, the Snake Lord is thee. Blessed art thou amongst Primordials, and blessed is the fruit of thy chosen’s Jake Juice experiments. Malefic Viper, Forefather of Snakes, pray for us venomous sinners, now and at the hour of our enemies deaths. Amen. 🙏 🐍

JW Saxby

Oooooo! 👏😁👍🏼 Tyftc 🍻

Rewdan

OMD! This is some top draw stuff. Thanks Zogarth

Rewdan

So I’m guessing that all those peak A grades from all the other clans gonna be bowing down before Villy

Kjell

Tftc

E

He just bloodline'd Villy through a System restriction. Would make sense if the "compromise" made was that Venus will still be a prison for Villy avatar since none from the 93rd can free it.

Robert Quilimaco

People are complaining about this arc? Heretics the lot of them

Robert Quilimaco

Thank you for the chapter! I love how your brain works Zog you are super creative keep up the amazing work

Quinn

It came out of left field and has been the coolest world building ark yet I think. It’s leading me to a lot of consideration of how all the other factions do these sorts of tasks

C0bra$

Thank u for the story

Alex

Villy did say there would be a surprise for jake too

Signspace13

Nah, I don't think Jake could handle that, it would require him to channel the full power of the avatar through his soul, and while Jake's soul is impressive for a B-grade, I don't think he could literally contain and channel the full power of a gods (let alone a primordials) avatar in his soul. Pretty sure the system would get *mighty* upset at the viper trying to create an avatar in what is essentially the 93rd universe as well.

Daniel Brian

Echoes back to the Yip of Yore fight! Or the sophon reveal in 3 Body Problem. Epic!

Gracie

tftc!!!! let's go!! 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

Sadevare Johnson

Sincerely a great arc. I love the downtime from fights and seeing Jake act as the Heretic/Chosen. It's sincerely very nice to have the contrasts where he is acting as the conduit for Villy, while still being like "Yo, wtf are you doing?" We haven't gotten many, but every time they pop up, it's nice.

Tomer Yud

finally he describes things. I enjoyed the longer description for the statue

Jamaal Hill

This shouldn't be surprising, but Villy seems to have a pretty good grip of Jake's bloodline and ways he can manipulate it to his own uses, like with the stormild oath. Yes, he's a primordial, but even the other primordials seem to be confused by Jake at times. He's also stopped people from using system means to explore Jake's peculiarity on several occasions to keep it that way. I feel like there will be more of these tag teams in the future with Villy bringing power and control and Jake bringing bloodline/ arcane fuckery

zran

Agreed, i was able to tell all that was a setup for a great moment, unlike those unchosen-heretics

Terra

Tyftc! Amazing!! I love it when villy is in his big noodle form and all you can see is a massive eye. Great chap!

Sidney Blake

Well, that was cool as hell!!

Gavin

Whhhhheeeeeeeewwwww aura farming

Shandlar

I disagree. The minor world has the same exit criteria as the 93rd universe? Essentially. So an avatar would still be unable to enter the universe at large anyway. No significant rules would be broken, merely bent. Villys entire shtick is breaking system rules anyway. Its what he does, its what hes known for.

Shandlar

His profession is only half Villy aligned and B grade is supposed to take millennia, so probably only 2 levels, maybe 3? Lesser origin energy is going to be baked into the professions advancement path, and higher tiee professions are known to need more experience per level on top of that.

SmokeJam

First time we actually get a glimpse of how the order can operate. Very cool chapter

ABTelford

This chapter is delightful! “This idea is dangerous, untested, and might blow up”. “Awesome, let’s do it!” 😄. I love Jake and Villy’s crazy side.

ZMVPJ

The real question is who's pov are we getting for the next chapter

DeAndrea H

Oh definitely. The closer Jake gets to godhood, the crazier their shenanigans will be. S-grade is going to be wild AF.

DeAndrea H

Loved this. Jake may be awkward AF sometimes but Villy is OP and a consummate performer. Can’t wait for Jake to go back to the World of the Exalted Prima 15 levels stronger from a recruitment run.

Daniel

Jake was cooler than sim Jake this chapter

Kemshinmeru

This has been a fantastic Arc and Villy has been looking Cool Af no lie. I love how he never misses the chances to give Jake some shit.

Gh0st-Hunt3r

Hell Yeah I SEE YOU FUCKERS ....BOW TO THE POWER OF THE MALEFIC ONE MUAH HAHAHAHAHA🤣

Daniel

Or at least heretic-chosens

Daniel

Kinda want to see a Venusian talking casually about another chosen’s god and just get instasmote

MrKorlares

Love the Uniqueness of the story man! It's constantly getting crazier and crazier yet always sound an coherent <3

Crimson Ender

And not the good kinds, neither. Shame on them

Seen Death

Complainers always complaining lol Just gotta trust the process

Jaxkie

Thank you for the chapter

Zogarth

Totally did it in case more merch is ever produced :)

Leigh Micheletti

Thank you for the chapter.  🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

zran

Probably they have pop 'hrooms

definitelynotbrjenness

And we don't know where venus is. There is an entrance in the 93rd, but where is the actual minor planet?

J

I would argue it’s exactly was villy would do. Not saying the avatar would have power but the living essence of villy. It still a statue but he could extort some of his power and communicate with Venus.

TennTitan

He will probably get extra xp since he may end up converting an entire minor world for his patron for the first time.

ABTelford

No I don’t know who said the last line. I’m guessing Jake or the big sea snake.

Peter Smith

"great serpent above all else. Please get out of my boot."

zran

Eh, probably it wont be that much exp since he did it with the assistance of his patron, the viper doing most of the work for the ritual, jake only needing to do the theatrics and set up one portion of the ritual

zran

If he returns with 15 levels under his arm, sim-jake will freak out asking what the f he did out there 🤣

Marter

So am I reading this right or did Jake just bring his God into the native universe?

Rakharun

Yay im the 666th like ^^

Mitchzw

Very curious what the infusion of lesser primeval energy will do. Right now I don’t get it. Bringing the statue back closer to it’s origin? Or does it improve invocation? But why would it?

Xander

TFTC :) Suggested edits: "You are rushing matters. *They* are yet worthy. " Who are "they"? How are they "yet worthy"? I'm not sure what you mean here but the sentence as written doesnt make contextual sense. Maybe "They have yet to demonstrate their worth" if the "they "refers to the frogs and spooders. If its the nomads the the "rushing" doesnt make sense because the nomads have already done the leg work so nothing is rushed. "*No*, which is why..." This as a response doesnt make any sense since Jake was asking "why" and "what" questions. Should be "Nothing" " as I do want to *achieve the goal of doing this entire thing.*" really clunky wording. "pull this off" hits the same sentiment and doesnt sound like youre trying to hit a word count.