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There were a lot of things Jake didn’t like about being a Chosen, but there were also certain benefits. Besides the obvious, such as having unlimited resources due to this sugar daddy Patron, the overly respectful attitude everyone adopted towards him did lead to advantages.

One of those was that no one expected him to do any menial tasks. Ever. He could delegate easily, and most just assumed it was because he found a job beneath him, while in reality, Jake had no idea how to even go about things. This was one such situation where he had no clue how to organize the armies, pick those he wanted to recruit, and ensure that the soldiers he brought into the World of the Exalted Prima were at least somewhat useful.

Of course, he would be the one judging their level of power to fulfill the system’s requirement of him only being able to bring people “weaker” than himself. It was a terminology rarely used, but appeared identical to the requirement for bringing people out of Venus and into the rest of the multiverse.

Speaking of bringing them out of Venus, the very first thing they tried when it was recruitment time was to bring a Nomad into the World of the Exalted Prima. This was primarily to see whether Jake needed to bring them beyond the barrier first, or if he could recruit them directly from within Venus.

Secondly, Jake wanted to confirm what the system meant by them being weaker than him. Finally, he wanted to know whether the people from inside Venus were considered natives of the ninety-third universe before they were brought out of the Minor World. The Venusian Shaman and others he’d brought outside only gained their titles designating them natives after going beyond the barrier, so there was a chance that even if he could recruit people while inside Venus, it would be better to bring them out first for the massive ninety percent discount.

It didn’t take long to learn that things were fortunately very straightforward. Jake could recruit people directly from inside Venus; he did get the discount as if they were natives, and the requirement was truly that the system deemed them weaker than him.

What did it mean to be weaker than him? He had no idea, but Jake had a pretty good feel for who counted. Not entirely, though, as with the more crafting-focused individuals, he couldn’t easily recruit them even if he was stronger than them in combat, showing the “stronger” and “weaker” was more than just “I have an over fifty percent chance to win a fight.”

As for what happened when someone was recruited... well, that first Nomad served as a great experimental subject to test just that.

In front of the leaders of the Venusian and Arachnec factions, as well as the tribe leaders of the Nomads, he used the recruitment function on a level 380 Nomad who was definitely weaker than Jake, while also being higher level.

When he did so, the ring on his finger – the Chief Administrator’s Seal of the Exalted Prima – lit up as energy fell upon the Nomad. The snake stood still for a few seconds before informing the crowd what had happened.

“I’ve been given the option to be recruited into the Milky Way Galaxy Territory, and should I accept, I’ll be teleported to the Seat of the Exalted Prima within the Milky Way Galaxy,” the snake guy said, evidently not understanding many of the words.

“I see,” Jake nodded, standing there like the stoic Chosen he was supposed to be. “Anything more? We require all the details.”

The Nomad nodded enthusiastically before continuing. “It also says that should I leave the Seat of the Exalted Prima again, I will be unable to return for a week, while should I perish inside the World of the Exalted Prima, I will be forcibly expelled from the Seat of the Exalted Prima and be unable to return unless re-recruited.”

Jake continued nodding, happy that the system was being such a good sport when it came to informing people of stuff like that. It made sense, though. The recruited people had to give consent, and to give that consent, they needed at least some information about what they were getting themselves into.

The Nomad snake also gave some more details, which were pretty much just an explanation of what the World of the Exalted Prima was, a warning that they could be expelled by Jake or someone else in charge of the Territory, and that they wouldn’t truly die even if they perished inside. All good things that only confirmed or reinforced what Jake had told the crowd earlier.

“Now accept the invitation,” Jake said in a stern and serious tone. “And immediately afterward, leave the Seat of the Exalted Prima again and return here to confirm the result.”

“As the Chosen commands,” the Nomad said with a bow, and a second later, magic enveloped him, and he disappeared, much to the shock of the many A-grade onlookers. None of them had been able to detect what had happened, which was pretty good proof that system shenanigans were at play.

“Now, it may take some time for him to return, so organize and prepare those who are to join my forces in the World of the Exalted Prima,” Jake said. “As you have just been informed, this is a world where death isn’t a consequence. Take the opportunity to gain power and explore a virtual world as a taste of what the multiverse has to offer. Interact with other factions. Learn what awaits you. Just do not forget why you are there.”

“How many does the Chosen need?” the Venusian Oracle asked, pretty clearly fully on board with whatever Jake wanted at this point. So was the Grand Weaver and Warlord, of course. Meeting Villy tended to have that kind of effect.

“The system has limited how many can be brought by requiring me to pay a cost for every recruited individual. Fortunately for us, my performance and the performance of my Territory have been beyond exemplary, providing me more funds than likely any other Territory in the World of the Exalted Prima. So answering your question... I’ll tell you when I run out of Prima Credits. Just don’t be the one to run out of eligible recruits first.”

The Oracle nodded, and Jake saw her instantly take out a token and send a message, probably asking them to bring more potential recruits. It probably wasn’t needed, but Jake was fine with having more to pick from. The frog cavalry was not optional, though, and he really wanted to just recruit them all now, but there were some things to confirm first.

Fortunately, it did not take long before the Nomad returned as instructed. While Jake and the Great Sea Serpent discussed which kind of individuals he wanted from the Nomads, the snake guy returned, teleported in with the same kind of energy from before, and in the exact same spot.

That’s interesting, Jake noted when he appeared, feeling a barrier surrounding the guy. One that seemed utterly impenetrable to all but Jake’s sphere, as the guy was even invisible based on how not a single A-grade had noticed. However, when the snake opened his eyes and oriented himself, all those defenses disappeared as the Nomad quickly looked toward Jake and bowed.

“I have returned as requested, and can report that...”

To cut a long story short, the second that the Nomad had appeared within the Seat of the Exalted Prima, it was treated the same as if he had left the Minor World through the barrier surrounding it. He got the Forerunner title just like the Shaman had, which naturally complicated things a little bit, as that did mean that anyone who joined him in the World of the Exalted Prima would also be free to leave Venus after they returned.

“Did you see this coming?” Jake asked the snake god after this revelation.

“Definitely struck me as a potential outcome worth considering,” Villy answered casually. “Part of the reason it seemed smart to tame the Minor World and keep it under control before recruiting them into the World Wonder. Even if it didn’t end up freeing them from this prison of theirs, having them be loyal would have been beneficial, anyway.”

As much as Jake hated to admit it, Villy was making a very good point. It really was a good thing Villy had been at the helm for this entire ceremony stuff, as quite frankly, Jake’s level of planning would have ended at making the frogs and undead spiders amicable enough to not consider him their mortal enemy.

“Hopefully, this won’t end with us unleashing an army of B-grades upon Earth,” Jake muttered mentally, feeling a bit nervous about that part. Not that he thought the Venusians, Arachnecs, and Nomads would purposefully create trouble on his home planet. He was more afraid they would accidentally cause problems due to their high level of power and very different cultural norms.

“That follower of Oras is still there, and I’m not even sure Earth would be considered interesting to them. There is an entire multiverse to explore, and quite frankly, your little planet barely has any B-grades. They may stop by, but few will bother, and if I were you, I would work to establish a connection directly to the Order. Teleporting directly from within Venus might be difficult as it adds another layer of spatial separation, but it should be more than feasible to create an artificial planet or space station orbiting the entrance to the Minor World,” Villy once more offered some good insight and advice.

“Might be an idea,” Jake agreed, knowing that integrating the natives of Venus into the rest of the multiverse was quite a task. “I do also hope that their time within the World of the Exalted Prima will help avoid future trouble.”

“You have gathered subordinates you believe to be competent, yes?” the Viper asked. “Then trust in them. I’m sure they’ll figure things out, so just get recruiting and give them an army. It’s what they expect, so they should have many preparations.”

“You’re right,” Jake once more agreed, and having no more testing to do... it was recruitment time.

--

Miranda had indeed made plenty of preparations, expecting natives of Venus to arrive within the World of the Exalted Prima. She had started getting ready after Jake had left, though she admittedly had gotten a little distracted by Sim-Jake being an absolute menace, making his own plans and having his own fun, even if the situation had ultimately turned out to be advantageous for the Milky Way Galaxy Territory.

As the days passed, she started to get a little worried, though. It shouldn’t take that long to reach Venus, but then again, she wasn’t sure what kind of groundwork Jake would have to lay in order to recruit soldiers from the Minor World. If it took too long, though, it would be a serious waste, and he should have instead just gone to the Order of the Malefic Viper and grabbed some elites.

Elites they were starting to sorely need, as the last few days had made it clear other factions were on a recruiting spree. The Holy Church suddenly had far more actual people and not just NPCs showing up on the front lines, and the same was true for the United Tribes and other major factions. William had also sent back messages informing her that Valhal was rapidly expanding their forces.

Meanwhile, their Territory had not recruited a single soldier yet despite quite a lot of time passing. It had gotten to the point where some of their allies and even Vassals were questioning what was going on, and she even heard rumors that they’d spent all their Prima Credits summoning a 10-Star Unique NPC.

Miranda wasn’t a fan of sitting on so many Prima Credits either. She’d spent some on new special structures and upgrading their existing structures, but the vast, vast majority were left untouched for Jake to spend on recruitment.

It was fortunate that a lack of soldiers hadn’t hurt any of their frontlines yet, but it would soon become a problem, and Holstred and Tramon were both having a tough time dealing with so many additional powerful enemies.

Standing in the command center of their Territory, she looked at the ever-expanding map she spent so damn much time staring at every day. She noted the movements of the frontlines, their struggling allies to the east, and the situation which remained very much in their favor where Sim-Jake was causing a ruckus, having even destroyed another Territory Beacon recently, taking out a weaker Vassal of the United Tribes.

Right as she was mentally noting where to send more reinforcements and agonizing over whom to send... she knew it was time. Checking the balance of Prima Credits and the balance sheet, she saw that Jake had recruited one person. Some kind of Miresnake, it seemed. Just that one, but hopefully, it was only a prelude to what was to come.

Walking outside, she went to a designated campsite constructed outside the main city surrounding the Territory Beacon. She had a function to assign where recruited people would enter the Territory, though it had to be within a certain range of the Territory Beacon, and this was just about on the edge. Seeing as they would get natives from a Minor World that had never interacted with the rest of the multiverse before, she expected some friction and initial challenges, which was why keeping them separate seemed smart.

On the way out, she met Lillian and motioned for her to follow.

“Reinforcements arriving?” she asked, having quickly realized why Miranda seemed in a rush.

“Hopefully soon,” she answered. “Jake recruited one person a bit ago, though they haven’t appeared in the simulated world yet. I can only assume he is doing some sort of experimentation to figure out the nitty-gritty details of how this recruitment system works. Probably also adds some complexity that he’s recruiting natives of that Minor World.”

“True,” Lillian nodded. “But that he’s even experimenting indicates he’s succeeded somewhat, and we should have reinforcements incoming sooner rather than later.”

“That’s the expectation,” Miranda said as the two hurried over to what she’d just now decided to name the Venus Camp. The camp was pretty damn big, capable of housing thousands, with different sections to it, given the different races Jake could potentially recruit. Maybe it was wrong of her, but she assumed that the undead spiders and frog people who’d been at war since before anyone could remember wouldn’t be glad to share living quarters.

The center of the Venus Camp was a massive open square for people to appear after getting recruited. She and Lillian made it to this square where they met a single Administrator who bowed towards them.

“Greetings, Lady Wells,” she said, Miranda really wanting to address the way he called her. “What brings you here today? No activity yet... unless? Are reinforcements coming?”

“We’ll find out soon enough,” she answered, finding a better place to stand for when the natives of Venus got there.

Miranda had to be honest; she wasn’t sure what she expected. There were a lot of unknowns regarding how powerful people Jake could recruit, the actual cost of recruitment, and, of course, how many he would be able to rope into fighting for the Milky Way Galaxy’s Territory. Hopefully, he would at least get a few hundred, as that would already be a massive help. Just having individuals capable of individual thought was incredibly valuable on the front lines.

She briefly discussed matters with Lillian and the Administrator, just waiting for something to happen. She hoped that she wasn’t wasting their time having come to the Venus Camp already, something every passing minute made her question. Miranda wasn’t going to leave, though, but kept hopes up.

Just as she was dreaming of at least a few hundred powerful B-grades appearing, there was movement ahead on the square, making all of them turn their heads.

Energy had gathered, and before they could even fully register what was happening, a figure appeared. An odd snake with arms suddenly sat in the middle of the square, and a moment later, a second, third, and fourth appeared, before it really picked up speed.

Constant flashes of energy appeared throughout the square for the following minutes as Miranda stared, her smile growing with every passing second as it just didn’t stop.

Sometimes he does surpass expectations... well, often he surpasses them... should have considered that and built a bigger square.

Comments

killop

Tyftc!

C0bra$

Thank u for the story

Episode 19

Tis time for the Frog Stampede also a shame it says system shenanigans instead of system fuckery tyftc

Evan

Tyftc!!

Gracie

tftc!!! 🏹🧙🐍

Reginald

Thanks for the Chapter!

Platnum

Tftc! Gettin real excited for the monkey fighting snakes (and frogs, and spiders) on the Monday to Friday plane!! Wait… Snakes, Frogs, and Spiders. Zog did you revisit the Venus Arc just to make a Halloween arc?!

Phisko

tyftc

djthomp

Earth's first purpose built space station post integration, I like the sound of that. Assuming the stuff Arnold has done already doesn't count. Oh, and the newly recruited Army is fun too, but space station cool.

Joshua Morris

Its time to Zerg those battlefields.

Hoosier201

Not to be an idiot, but isn’t a snake with arms just a lizard? Or does it need legs too? And now I’m picturing a bunch of medusa people lol.

GeoGalvanic

Army! Army! Army! Bets on how many you think they'll get? Will they run out of recruits or Prima credits first? I'm betting that Jake is going to trigger a hidden countdown feature that limits the recruiting he can do per day, thus trapping him on Venus to continue "recruiting" for weeks on end.

Tunedays

If you hurry and meet your uncle(s) you can do the ultimate moves: Snake-Nado and Storm of Frogs!

Durz Argentum

Shenanigans is an awesome word for it too xD

J

Frog stampede!!!!!!!! Omg I cannot wait for the undead spiders running around and then meeting the risen and then the holy church!! Omg I cannot wait total see one guy having arachnophobia and being a holy church member and having and existential crisis as they swarm his base. This is gonna be fun :)

GeoGalvanic

Snakes are already lizards, with or without arms. A lot of lizards have legs, but I don't know of any with arms.

Dakota

I'm excited to read their reactions to what humans look like cause Jake never took off his mask while he was on Venus lol!!

Cyranosaurus

Should update for published edition on audible😂. Jake going pg on language cannot be tolerated

Jasper

If that was the case, there'd be some bat people tagging along as well.

Platnum

Noboru Vampires are already there

Jax

Well Miranda assumed hundreds so my guess maybe 10-20 thousand

Rewdan

I’m gutted as well, had imagined them charging the enemy front line with lances is at the ready

Chasingdeer

He is about to dominate everything!

Rewdan

I’m guessing that he’s recruited over 1000 soldiers

Hoosier201

Well now I went down a wikipedia rabbit hole lol. Apparently lizards are basically any scaled reptiles that aren’t snakes. Learn something new every day; including the fact that there is a flying/gliding lizard with wings called Draco. Awesome 🦎🐍🐸

Different Minaga

Was anyone else expecting a bunch of levels for the speech and ritual?

Kjell

Tftc

I Is Patron

There are even legless lizards that look like snakes but are in technically lizards

zran

He did revealed his face to one A grader on his first visit to venus, to the aracnec A grader to be precise

Dakota

Oh yea that Arachnec found it weird or whatever when he saw that the "human" had to remove his face or something close to that

Loststar7

2 of the notable differences are snakes can’t drop their tails and do not have eyelids.

Loststar7

We’re going to need a bigger boat. I mean camp. The Venusian invasion begins. Thanks for the chapter.

SetherAedekae

A few thousand? Oh Miranda when will you learn

Alexandre8901

There suddenly upon a ridge appeared a frog rider, mounting a clad war turtle, shining in the rising sun... Behind him, hastening down the square, were a thousand miresnake on foot. Behold the army of the chosen!

Michael

How high is the discount for recruiting from 93rd? Do we know if costs differ based on power/level? Others will likely have better gear, training and more cohesion, but hopefully Jake gets great deals there!

DmonicDolphN

Gotta crack open a thesaurus every now and then to keep things fresh.

Andy Swearingen

😂 I like to think records of villy made the biblical snake, so his chosen releasing a plague of frogs is quite funny

Ethan Moore

this will be the first time the venus peeps see a human, jake also naturally forgot to give the run down on the Enlightened races thing

Staudi

Ty for the frog army !

Hoosier201

Those legless lizards are wild! Had no idea that was a real thing haha

JigglyBear

Sugar daddy patron lol

Raj

Other opposing admins are hustling bringing in people in from other multiverses, overpriced af. And Jake gonna just recruits the entirety of Venus at a friggin bulk discount. Holy church, “heck yes, we got a good 500 b grades from universe 1 to wipe out that chosen viper!” Sim Jake casually walks up to the holy church with 5,000 B Grade recruits, he chose the spiders only. Holy Church, “fuuuuuuuccckkkkk”

Jaxkie

Thank you for the chapter

R Mac

I wonder what factions can even compete with Jake’s at this point. Two top tier geniuses (Jake and sim jake), thousands of b grade recruits, a cunning witch, a karmic mage and former chosen of a primordial, true ice dragon, tons of prima credits, not to mention one of the geniuses has essentially decoded the simulation. Who is the competition?

ABTelford

Hehe, fun read. Delightful start to the week!

Sayjinlord

200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way.

Nick Speck

Am I the only one curious why he didn’t level up his profession for doing his chosen duties?

definitelynotbrjenness

I think when Jake goes to visit Arnold and talk space station, that is when he finds out Arnold, Scarlet, Sky Whale, and forces from the order and allies have been battling a holy church invasion. Arnold was taking care of it as a side project until the others expressed an interest in helping.

definitelynotbrjenness

I'm thinking a reasonable person would recruit 1000 then check in with Miranda, but we're talking about Jake. 10,000?

definitelynotbrjenness

90% was mentioned today. Don't rem it being specifically said before.

definitelynotbrjenness

I wonder if there are some beasts on earth worth recruiting. Maybe a hawk or two.

Jamaal Hill

William was never a chosen. But so far the dao sect is doing really well... and in the world of the exalted prima, faction alliances matter a lot. Like if the hells and risen team up for some reason

definitelynotbrjenness

B grade takes a lot more? I'm betting Jake will check notifications later.

Catfan

Typo: Besides the obvious, such as having unlimited resources due to *this* sugar daddy Patron -> his

Raj

Hawkie and Mistie def deserve some records. We need them to show up a little more often!

Catfan

90% discount for being from the 93rd universe plus a 15% discount (multiplicatively) due to Jake and William getting the bonus discounts on the same faction. Which I think puts him at 8.5% cost?

E S

"That follower of Oras" is this foreshadowing for Oras having the effect of making you forget him and his followers

Darshar Griffonmane

Our Lives for Auir *ahem* Villy! Jake over there slapping "Power Overwhelming" into chat and bout to roll the crap out of some factions. This is going to be so much fun. tyftc

faredce

It'll be a sit down and review all the notifications type situation haha

Leigh Micheletti

Frog Calvary INCOMING. 🐸 🐸 🐸 Hope we get to see the POV of the other factions that have to face them. Thank you for the chapter.

SmokeJam

While system fuckery pleases the Aussi in me, I do like the word shenanigans way more

SmokeJam

3 different races? At least 30k I would expect, probably a lot more later on, but the first batch will be 20-30 thousand.

SmokeJam

Hm not really. While the people are new, this is yip your yore light edition. He might get a level for being the villy conduit and blessing the statue, but as his part is incredibly small and completely pre-pepared, I do not think the system deems this a special feat worth a lot of experience. With his anomalous soul, I do not see him gaining much in that numbers department

SmokeJam

They are quite common here in Germany or rather middle Europe. We call them Blindschleiche, I think the English name is Common Slow Worm, but has a multitude of local names too

SmokeJam

Holy church, meet the dead spiders. Dead spiders, enjoy your lunch.

Hoosier201

Common slow worm? Haha that’s great!

Xander

TFTC :) Welcome back :) Hope everyone had a good, slightly longer, weekend :) Suggested edits: " due to *this* sugar daddy Patron" should be "his" "should have *many* preparations.” Should be "made" "a single soldier yet** despite quite a lot of time" missing comma. "ust having individuals capable of *individual* thought was" repetitive. "independent" also makes more sense. "but kept ** hopes up." missing word "her" also maybe "high" instead of "up" but thats a matter of taste i suppose.

NicN

Tftc

Xander

The discounts and costs are rather hand wavy. A 90% discount on a cost we dont know weighed against a bank balance we dont know is kinda irrelevant. Its like Jakes amount of System Credits or mana/stamina/health. The numerical amount doesnt matter. He has enough to do whatever Zog wants him to do at any given time. If Zog says they ran out they ran out, if Zog says they are low they are low, etc.

Gh0st-Hunt3r

Nope I FULLY AGREE with @Episode 19 System Fuckery is the Ultimate Superior Name for it.......PERIOD

Ray Light

Technically they're either Naga (Hindi) or Lamia's (Greek)

Zizawah

Hawkie and Mysty are still c grades

Different Minaga

I hope. We’re 10 chapters deep on this recruitment plan

GeoGalvanic

They're going to do a handstand and run around on their arms.

CT

Unless there is some sort of Rohirrim style charge led by the frogs, which is then saved by a deus ex machina(most likely Jake and his bloodline), I will riot...

SaucySauce

Can’t wait for the newest member of the verdant witches to create her first frog storm… They grow up so fast