Jams for spreading mess. (Patreon)

Alright, these are the favorites from my Tofurkey day (we’re making a pot pie) playlist. This year we will teach our children about the pandemic of disease brought by European settlers, the story of the Wampanoag people, and the whitewashed history of Squanto. They will be re-educated and ready to ruin their grandparent's feast next year!

Apple, Peaches, Pumpkin Pie - Jay & The Techniques

Mama Tried - Merle Haggard

We’re Going To Be Friends - White Stripes

Family Tradition - Hank Williams Jr.

Turkey Song - The Damned

2 Chainz - Got One

Home Sweet Home - Motley Crue

Stuffy Turkey - Thelonious Monk

Vegetables - The Beach Boys

Mama I’m Coming Home - Ozzy Osbourne

You Are Loved - Defiance, Ohio

Deep Fried Frenz - MF Doom

Family Is Family - Kasey Musgraves

Run To The Hills - Iron Maiden

We are grateful for everyone that has ever given us a shot and appreciate those of you who keep coming back because it’s been a pleasure to interact and get to know all y’all. We’ve grown a lot this year and we have a team of people all related to Bryan that get to work for the best Small Business Tyrants that ever existed. Thanks again for helping us spread this mess across the US.

-Brett