The Narrative This Week - Aug 24th, 2026 (Patreon)

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Happy August 24th everyone! Hope you all had a great week and weekend!

TwoTellStories & OnCallGM Update

TwoTell had an unexpected medical emergency last week and was hospitalized. Thurston took the week off to care for them, and they’re now home and recovering well. We apologize for having to cancel the Dungeon & Crawl Classics session—we know you were looking forward to it, but health always comes first.

Coming up Schedule

Rest of the week — Thurston and TwoTell are recovering, so we’re keeping this week quiet for them. I am still working on background things so they're no longer an issue for the future.

Hulky is away on August 26th.

Speaker is away on September 3rd.

Whisperwood returns — September 5th — We’re back on track!

Everyone back September 13th — Chaos Odyssey recording resumes then. As a reminder, we won’t be doing another season of Chaos Odyssey; we’re transitioning to Imperium Maledictum for the Warhams slot.

Rotgrind back in force — Skelly has been crushing it with the colored character art, and we can’t wait for you to see it. We’ll also be rescheduling our big book meeting once everyone’s back.

Infrastructure & Shop Updates

On the backend, I’ve been tackling the Patreon shop and podcast architecture.

Shop Fixes — Prices have been adjusted downward where possible. The hidden images and descriptions are now fixed. Ping me in the Office Chat on Discord if anything looks off!

Podcast Restructuring — We’re moving away from separate feeds per show and consolidated everything into a unified system. All Warhammer content now lives under one “Warhams” category. I’m still figuring out the best way to split 40k vs. Fantasy long-term, or even to do that at all.

And that's basically it FOR NOW

Thank you to everyone who sent love and support to Thurston and TwoTell last week. Your kindness genuinely keeps us all going. We’re aiming for mid-September to be fully back to our normal rhythm, and we can’t wait to get back to being goobers.

Love you all!

— Zoran & the Narrative Declaration Team