A Real Handful (Patreon)

"You know, a few folks in the community told me before I took the job as one of your moderators that you could be a lot sometimes. They said, 'Lina, modding for a streamer that big can be...' Oh. Ah, poor choice of words. Wow, you're just lucky we live in the same city! Maybe next time we do a bit more research before we test fancy new tech? What if this had happened on stream? Sorry, am I talking too much? Anyway, its lucky your phone was on the ground! Okay, let's get you to my car - I'm sure someone from that weird company will get back to me eventually..."