Short Correspondence (Patreon)

Ugh.

First I leave my phone charger at Jenny's place.

Then I decided to test Nicole's 'weight loss' spray without her...

I guess I should be thankful I didn't use much of it!

...And now I'm even regretting not having a landline phone.

Nicole... I hope this email finds you decidedly unwell!

She better see this and get over here soon!