Testing - Part 01 (Patreon)

At last!

This thing has been giving me so many headaches over the last few weeks, but its finally ready. Who would have thought inventing the world's very first shrink ray would be so involved? I've shrunk a pot plant, a few books, a lady beetle, even my ex's hoodie which he never collected - which reminds me, I need to unshrink that thing; so comfy!

I can just hear my friends, 'Maisie, why would you want to shrink yourself? You're already barely five foot one!' blah, blah, blah.

They just don't get it! It's not about tall or short, it's about what it can do! I mean, there are definitely a few folks I've met on those apps whose ego could use knocking down a few inches but... this thing isn't exactly portable at the moment!

Anyway, so distracted. Too excited! Right. Let's do this. Knock myself down by about 12% or so, celebrate, then - profit!

Or maybe let's add sleep for about a fortnight before the profit - god, I'm exhausted.

Okay. Timer is set! Stand just about... here! My heart is really racing...

Three.

Two.

One.