All's Fair in Love and War (Patreon)

"Surprised I'm home early, sweetie? You and my old friend here must be all kinds of surprised right now. Seems like the wine bottle I left in the fridge didn't agree with you both. You know, I didn't expect Nicole to be right on both accounts - one; that you were cheating on me with Sarah, and two; that this shrinking serum would actually work..."