[script] Dragon Roommate Uses Your Face as a Cushion! (Patreon)

Audio fades in. Muffled sounds of a blanket shuffling are heard, followed by a yawn, and then some distant footsteps

 (Polaris awakens for the morning, and walks towards the kitchen)Some slight clattering of glassware is heard from a kitchen, and then sounds of liquid being poured

(Polaris has poured themself a drink)More footsteps, getting closer

(Polaris walks into the living room)(The drowsy dragon goes to sit on the couch, which happens to already be occupied by the viewer, resting under a blanket)

Shuffling is heard, followed by a yelp and the bump of a full mug falling onto carpet, and then some more sporadic shuffling.(Polaris' bottocks land unceremoniously on the viewer's face, and the roommate, startled awake, throws the blankets off of them. Polaris gets up quickly, dropping their drink)“Oh my gosh! I’m so sorry, are you alright?”

“I didn’t see you there under the blanket, I hope I didn’t hurt you-”“...wait, why, exactly, are you sleeping on the couch? You’re usually in your bed still by the time I’m up, is something wrong?”“I…snore?”“Is- is it that bad…?”“I uh, I had no idea. Sorry I kept you awake, I’ll look into getting it checked out soon, I swear.”“I’m… also sorry about, heh, you know, sitting on your face. You almost became a victim of soft dragon booty! That would have been embarrassing…”“Say… you seem a little red… are you… blushing?”“You are, aren't you!”…“Do you… enjoy, the thought of me sitting on your face?”“Haha, you do, I knew it, you’re blushing again!”“Well, In that case, no harm done, I suppose~”“But that does give me an idea~”Soft shuffling sounds and a grunt are heard, before a dull thump(Polaris grabs the viewer’s arms and pins them to the couch, now leaning over them)“It’s the weekend, you know, we have plenty of time to ourselves, maybe for once you can let go of some of your responsibilities and be this dragon’s comfy cushion for the day~?”“Yeah? Good, you just stay right there, I’ll adjust on top of you~”“Oh, and don’t worry, I’ll let you catch your breath… at some point…”

…“Brace for impact~”A soft thump is heard(Polaris’ soft butt once more comes crashing down over the viewer's face. This time, it does not let up)[everything from this point forward is muffled unless otherwise specified or broken by the occasional soft fabric sounds of Polaris shifting their position](Polaris adjusts their position to one more encompassing around the viewer's face, their head now thoroughly wedged inbetween Polaris’ plump cheeks)“Now let me just- get all- comfy-”“Ah… there we are. Are you alright down there, my little cushion~?”“Hehe, I’ll assume that's a yes.”…“Well, now that I’m all cozy on my new cushion, how will I pass the time~”“I think I’ll start by taking some pictures of me trying my little cushion out~”After a moment some snap of pictures being taken are heard(Polaris pulls out their phone and takes some selfies of them on top of the viewer)“What's wrong? Oh! Breath, right, ha!”Everything unmuffles(Polaris lifts up a bit to allow the viewer to breath)“I got some stellar photos, I can’t wait to show you after and see that cute blush of yours again~”“Speaking of blush-Everything returns to being muffled(Polaris returns to sitting on the viewers face)“I’ve come to realize that your face is kinda like a little seat warmer~”“In fact, it’s becoming increasingly apparent that your face feels quite good underneath me. Perhaps this is fated.”“Yes, perhaps you were made to be underneath the booty of this freak of a dragon.”“Then again, who’s the real freak here; It’s pretty easy to know that you happen to also be enjoying this~”“In a way, I kind of envy your position, it's not everyday you find yourself trapped under soft dragon booty~”“Perhaps that was your plan from the start. That would be a surprise~”…A low sigh is heard(Polaris sighs, getting slightly tired in their comfortable position)

…“Air?, Gotcha”Everything unmuffles(Polaris lifts up a bit to allow the viewer to breath)“You’re very cute under there, you know.”“I mean, you’re always very cute, but-“Wait- Uh, I-”Everything returns to being muffled(Polaris returns to sitting on the viewers face)“Haha… you didn’t hear that, right?”“Well, regardless, it's not like you can do anything about it. You can’t even move, let alone get up to question me about it~”“So yeah, I guess I do sort of find you cute, but can you blame me? Ever since we became roommates you’ve been so kind and lighthearted. You never seem to mind having me around and you’re always so responsible.”“It just makes me feel kinda bad that I can't return the favor, because you’re always working or finishing some project. That’s why this is so fun, having you here, so vulnerable, trapped under my butt~“I can finally do something nice for you, granted, I’m enjoying this just as much as you are, but that kinda makes it better; we can both bond over your love for being my little butt cushion~”…“I was thinking after this- oh… what’s that? Air? Ah, right, sorry.”Everything unmuffles(Polaris lifts up a bit to allow the viewer to breath)…“Did I go too long that time? You seem a little out of breath, heh~”“You done? Alight, back under you go, my little cushion~”Everything returns to being muffled(Polaris returns to sitting on the viewers face)“So, as I was saying, I was thinking maybe after this we could get to know each other a little better. Like, yeah, I’ve been living with you for a while now, and yeah, how much closer can you get to someone when you’re literally on top of them, but as I said, you’re usually pretty busy, so maybe we could go some place to eat next weekend?”“I did see this one sushi bar in passing a few times on my way home from the store, I hear it's actually pretty good, maybe we can give it a try? It’s ok if you’re not feeling down for it, I’ll give you the week to decide; I know you might lack the conscious thought to provide an apt answer at the moment, with the rather limited oxygen supply you have~”“Speaking of, here you go~”Everything unmuffles(Polaris lifts up a bit to allow the viewer to breath)…“You look so cozy down there, If I could I’d keep you there forever~”“Now, now, I can’t let you gain back too much of your sense, back under you go~”Everything returns to being muffled(Polaris returns to sitting on the viewers face)…Vaguely musical humming is heard(Polaris hums to pass the time)“You’ve been surprisingly accepting of your fate as my new butt cushion, It’s quite endearing~”“Though, this whole thing has been a bit one sided. After all, I’ve just been sitting here on your face yapping, while you're stuck a flustered mess under my butt.”“Hopefully you’ve still been listening to me, however difficult that might be for you right now.”“Still, it’s quite cathartic; usually you can be pretty reserved, so this is nice. It's relieving being able to talk to you and tell you all the things I’ve been wanting to say to you for quite a while now.”“And the whole sitting on your face part kinda helps me to disregard any nervousness I might have otherwise had trying to get to know you better, however weird that may sound, heh.“Here.”Everything unmuffles(Polaris lifts up a bit to allow the viewer to breath)“Maybe it's best I stop yapping and let you enjoy the moment for a while, hehe. Anyways, back you go, silly~”Everything returns to being muffled(Polaris returns to sitting on the viewers face)…A long yawn is heard(Polaris yawns, getting even more tired)

…

“So… I guess you’ll be skipping breakfast today, considering you already have a face-full of cake, haha! Pfft- sorry, I couldn’t help myself~”“Also, you haven’t signaled me for a breath in a while, are you doing alright, my little cushion?

…“Umm, you there? Hey? Hey! You better not be passing out on me; there’s no way I’d be able to explain this to the paramedics!”audio fades out towards the end of the last line