[script] Macro Derg Mistakes You for Their Dildo and Uses You (Patreon)

audio begins with the pitter-patter of little footsteps(The viewer, a micro, is waiting on their friend, Polaris to return home, having been told they could stay the night)the footsteps stop, interrupted by brief moment of fur rubbing against carpet, before continuing(The viewer squeezes themself under Polaris’ bedroom door, eager to find something to tease them about when they get home)

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sounds of exertion ensue, more sounds of fur and occasional paw grabs(the viewer, finding an open box and wondering what could be inside, begins to climb it)

various sounds of chaos ensue, a brief vibration and sounds of various plastic and rubber objects toppling over each other

(The viewer pulls themself over the box, their hand incidentally pushing the button on a vibrator, startling them and causing them to tumble into the box, discovering it’s filled with erotic toys)

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the sound of a door opening fills the apartment before a groan of exhaustion, footsteps following shortly after

(Polaris enters, drunk and exhausted from a party)

“Hey bud, I’m back from the partyyy…!”

“Uhh… you home? Heeyyy?”

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“Um, did they, like, already head to bed or something?“Well, if they did, I sure don’t see them on the couch, uh…”“Like, I knew they were small but not, like, miniscule, I don’t think…?”“Well, damn, I guess they also went out…”“I could have sworn they said they’d wait for me back home, though…”“Whatever… my head hurts too much to bother thinking about it.”

footsteps getting closer before door opening

(Polaris walks to the bedroom)…

there is a thump of fabric and the squeak of springs(Polaris falls into their bed, glancing to the side at their box of toys)

…“Hmm… well, if nobody’s here…”“You know what-”

…another squeak of springs and movement of fabric, some more footsteps(Polaris gets back up, and walks over to their dresser, now with an idea)

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sound of a drawer opening, shortly followed by the click of a bottle opening

(Polaris opens their dresser drawer and grabs their bottle of lube, opening it)…

short wet farting noise ensues followed by wet lathering sounds(Polaris squeezes some onto their paw before fingering themself –they are magically clean–)

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“Mh-”

“There we are~”

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sounds of footsteps getting closer, a sigh fills the air a moment later(Polaris approaches the box where the viewer resides, sighing as they look down at the assortment of options)

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“Whatever, just grab something, Polaris…”

a jumble of plastic and silicon ensues, followed by a sudden ruffling of fur(Polaris reaches in carelessly, before grabbing ahold of the viewer and pulling them free)

“Hmm, don’t remember buying a fuzzy dildo… whatever.”

“Long as I can put it up my ass.”

…the silence is broken by a wet slorp; sound muffles and rhythmic slorping begins until otherwise noted

(Polaris unceremoniously stuffs the upper half of the viewer up their lubricated ass)

“Oh~”“Ahh… shit, I really needed this…”

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–little sounds of pleasure continue for a while–

…“Oh~ I’m so glad I grabbed a vibrator-”“Hm- uh? Wait, I didn’t grab a vibrator, wuh-”another wet shlorp ensues as continual sounds of slorping stop, audio unmuffles

(Polaris, startled, quickly pulls the viewer from their ass to get a better look at them. They are soaked in anal slime…)

“Oh my-”“I’m so s-”“You-”…“Ehheheh… sooo… that's where you went…”…

“I can- I- Oh my goodness, this is so embarrassing-”

“Why- why didn’t you say anything?!?”…“You- you did? When?”“Ah… oh…”“I guess I… didn’t hear you.”“L-look, my brain isn’t working like it should, I- I had a few drinks while i was out, and-”“Yeah I know that's no excuse to shove you up my ass but like… I don’t know, you know?!?”“I didn’t realize it or anything, ok, and like… besides… you felt pretty good up there anyways…”“Uh- I- sorry I- I shouldn’t have said that, you’re my friend, not my dildo. Ugh, I’m so sorry. I hope we can wake up tomorrow and forget about all of this…”

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“Uh- what?”“You… you’d be down to continue?”“Thats… thats fucking wild, you know that?”“Thats like, the last thing I would have expected you to say.”“But… fuck, I’m too much of a buttslut to complain, so… fine”“...I kinda wanted to continue anyways.”another wet slorp; sound muffles again and rhythmic slorping begins again

(Polaris shoves the viewer back up their ass without a second thought or any real concern)

…wet shlorping and muffled audio temporary stops(Polaris pulls the viewer out momentarily to speak to them)“Oh, uh, yeah, I guess I should have thought to say this before I started… using… you again, but… don’t be afraid to make a fuss if you need me to like, slow down or something, or give you some fresh air, I don’t know how long you’re comfortable breathing sweaty derg hole.”

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“Oh?”“Damn, I’m learning more about you now than I ever did from just hanging out with you…”

“All it took was accidentally mistaking my friend for a dildo and shoving them up my ass, ha…”

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“Hmm? What's that?”“Didn’t you know dildos don’t speak, silly?”“At least, not unless they’re really fancy.”“But you’re not one of those dildos. Not to me, at least.”“I don’t know, it doesn’t really make a difference in my mind, just as long as I it-”big shlorp; wet shlorping and muffled audio continues anew(Polaris interrupts themself by shoving the viewer back up their ass)

“Nyh~”“Just as long as it fits up my backside~”

“Which, you do quite nicely, by the way~”

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–sounds of pleasure continue amongst ad-libs, stronger this time–

…wet shlorping and muffled audio temporary stops(Polaris pulls the viewer out momentarily to speak to them)

“You know, you make a great friend, but I think you make for an even better dildo, don’t you think?”

“You’re like, the perfect size for being shoved up derg butt. Not to mention the squirming…"

“Speaking of, you’ve been doing a pretty good job of satisfying me, so why don’t we finish this off strong.”“I’m sure this adventurous little micro would love to explore the dragons cave some more, anyways~”“You know, if you’re thorough enough in your search you might even find the treasure, so make sure to feel around in there, will ya?”“Then again, I think it's safe to say you’ve already had you’re fair share of booty, hehe~”

"Won't stop me from indulging myself further, though… so catch a breath of fresh air while you still can, toy~”big shlorp; wet shlorping and muffled audio continues anew(Polaris shoves the viewer back up their ass)“Ngh~”

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–sounds of pleasure continue amongst ad-libs, escalating until climax–

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“Uh-Uahhg~”loud moan escapes Polaris

(Polaris cums 💦)

“Uh-h W-wait, wait wait wait, n-ugh~”audio gets increasing muffed, internal sounds become louder“Ohhhhhh… shit.”“Fuck.”

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“Well… uh… ha… haha…”“That’s what I get for neglecting to use something with a flared base…”

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“I hope you didn’t have any plans scheduled for tomorrow… because, I think… I think you’re a little… stuck…”

“On the bright side, you were supposed to spend the night here anyways… haha…”

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“Oops…”

audio fades out as video ends