[script] Bee Licks You Clean of Honey But Gets Carried Away~ (Patreon)

Audio fades in to wind and sounds of nature and footsteps crunching on leaves

(Amber walks through an autumn forest with the viewer in hand. They soon exit into an open clearing)

footsteps stop

“See? I told you I found a good spot!”

“Don’t worry, I brought plenty of goodies once we get the blanket set up. Even my own special honey~”“Trust me, you’ll love it!”“Here, allow me~”sound of a blanket being spread out

(Amber sets up the picnic blanket)“Let me put you down, I’ll unpack the food for us!” “Bee-have for me while I get everything, alright~”Clanking of glass and plastic and the movement of leather(Amber rummages through their tail bag, fetching the snacks)…“Alright, I think that's everything, even the honey~”…“Wait, what?”

“You’ve never tried my honey?!? Oh that just won't stand, I make it all by myself. You simply must try!”“That's un-bee-lievable! Here, I’ll make you a honey and peanut-butter sandwich, just give me a moment.”“In the meantime, here, have yourself a taste~”sound of a jar being opened and placed on the ground(Amber opens the jar of honey and places in front of the viewer)“I’ll prepare your sandwich, don’t drink it all now~”…“Wait, where did I put the peanut butter..?”“Ugh, let me check if it's in the bag. I hope I didn’t forget it back at my place…”More sounds of leather(Amber goes rummaging through their tail bag again)

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The sound of a gooey splat is heard(Ambers rummaging is interrupted as the viewer falls into the jar of honey with a splat!)

“What was that?”…“Oh dear, oh my!”“You seem to have gotten yourself into quite the sticky situation, haven't you?“I said you could have a taste, not dive in head first!”“I mean I’m glad you enjoy it but maybe we start off small, no?”“...I mean goodness, with that much enthusiasm I’d think you’d go so far as to drink it straight from the source…”“I mean- what?”“Oh uhh, right… let me help you outta there, haha!”Gooey dripping sounds(Amber fishes the viewer out of the jar of honey)

…“Oh, just look what you’ve done to yourself! You’re all sticky and covered in honey!”“That’s what you get for bumbling around!”“This just won’t do, we can’t continue our picnic with you like… this!”

“I’ve gotta clean you up, but the napkins would rip, and I don’t want to get our blanket all sticky!“Not to mention wasting perfectly good honey… it takes me a lot of effort to make this stuff, you know!”…“Hmm… you know, if you’re not opposed to it, I could just lick you clean?”“I mean, we won’t have to waste napkins or anything, and it'd go right back to the source!”“Think of it as recycling!”…“Ah, no need to concern yourself. I know usually you’d expect me to be the small one, as a bee and all, but I have no intention of eating you or anything!”“Unless you ask nicely- I mean, what?”“Uhh, oh, right! Cleaning you up, that's what we were doing. So… you’ll let me?”…“Wonder-flural!”

“Sorry, I couldn’t help myself~”…“Alright, lets unsweeten you, sweetheart~”

“What’s wrong, I heard bee puns are all the buzz nowadays?”“Alright, alright I’ll stop~”

“Let me instead get you cleaned up, honeybun~”

…licking sounds begin and continue until further noted

(Amber begins licking the viewer clean of honey)

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“There's no need to be so nervous, my sweet treat, us honeybees clean each other in this way all the time when one of us finds ourselves in a similar predicament!”“Though, admittedly, usually us bees are the ones feeling small and vulnerable, so I’m not entirely used to there being such a big size difference either!"“Not that I’m complaining, of course! I mean, you’re so cute like this, I could just slurp you right up! Uhh- theoretically, I mean!”

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“Hmm, I don’t mean to brag or anything, but I think I can be justifiably proud of my own work here~”“And based on your predicament, I think it's safe to assume you found my sweet nectar to your pallet as well, no?”“Thats what I thought~”…“You know what, though…”“I don’t think all of the flavor here is of my own making.”“Hmm… Indeed, upon further inspection I do believe you add a certain tanginess to my honey’s profile.”“Were I so inclined, I’d add you to my next batch, try and capture some of that flavor~”

“Don’t worry about what that would entail…

…licking sounds stop(Amber stops licking the viewer)

“I think I’ve got most of the honey off you, but… with how immersed you were in that jar some of it got under your fur, you still feel a tad sticky, even with all my licking.”“You wouldn’t be opposed to a more… erm, thorough method of cleaning you, no?”

…“You… don’t feel all that sticky?”“Ah, well, you see… uh, my… bee senses are very acute. Yes, I can detect honey in even very small amounts under your fur, and… and it would be very uncouth of me to waste honey, no?”

…“Yes, it is absolutely necessary, I assure you, otherwise… erm…”“Otherwise when the honey dries your fur will matt, yeah! You don’t want matted fur, do you?”…“You’re down?!?”“Oh, uh, I mean, yes, of course you are.”…“Oh, right, where are my manners, haha!”“My uh… thorough, cleaning regimen will involve the very professional and practiced art of… Placing you in my mouth and sucking on you as one would a piece of hard candy…”

“Yes, I assure you it's very common and even revered among honeybee culture. If anything, this is an honor!”

“Now, do me a favor and bee prepared for your cleaning, hehe~”

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external audio muffles while mouth sounds begin, continuing until otherwise specified

(Amber places the viewer into their mouth and begins sucking and slurping on them like candy)

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“Oh goodie! You are just as decadent as I thought! My oh my, what a deliciously unique flavor profile~”“I mean, uhh… Ok, maybe I just wanted a taste, but how can you blame me? Not much you can do now anyways, so just humor me for a sec~”“Ah, but this… This flavor of yours; this I can work with it indeed~”

…“Say… sweet treat, how would you like to help this bee prepare their next batch of honey?”

audio fades out