[script] Become this Macro Derg’s Seat Warmer (Patreon)

audio fades into the sound of a video game being played in the background(Polaris is playing a video game off to the side of the room, the viewer sits on the couch, scrolling on their phone.)

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Rain world game pause sound plays, followed by some creeking(Polaris pauses their game, before swiveling on their chair and beginning to stand)“What's up?”“Oh, uh, I just gotta go refill my water, I’ll be quick, don’t worry!

rolling and creaking sounds, before footsteps ensue and fade out

(Polaris stands up and quickly walks to the kitchen)…

sink faucet turning on in the distance, running for a moment, and then stoping(Polaris refills their waterbottle)…“Uh… on second thought, I also gotta use the restroom. I may be in there a while, just letting you know.”

more footsteps ensure before silenced at the sound of a door opening and shutting(Polaris enters the restroom)

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a bit of the phone texting noise is heard before the Iphone power off sound plays(The viewer scrolls for a bit longer before turning off the phone)

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fabric ruffles, before a small thump and the pitter-patter of little footsteps, followed by some more fabric(The viewer hops off the couch, running over to Polaris’ chair and climbing onto it curiously, intent on causing some mischief.)

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a few short thumps are heard(The viewer jumps to attempts to use Polaris’ keyboard. They can’t reach it.)

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distant toilet flush, before also distant running water lasting a moment. Then a door opening again and footsteps, phone texting noise allthewhile(Polaris finishes up in restroom, washing their paws and walking out, phone in hand, texting)

footsteps getting closer before a soft thump and some fabric ruffling, more texting noises, now muffled before a quick thump, audio is all muffled from this point forward(Polaris walks back over to their chair and takes a seat, their bottom landing unceremoniously on top of the startled viewer. Unaware of their presence, they continue texting before setting their phone off to the side)

“Alright- back to dying on the wall.”(Polaris stretches as they say this)

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keyboard clacking ensues, Rain World ambiance begins to play in the background

(Polaris unpauses and begins playing Rain World)

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“Hmm…”some ruffling of fabric(Polaris adjust their position)

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“Ugh, I don’t remember this chair being so uneven.”

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some more ruffling of fabric

(Polaris adjust their position again)

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Rain would pause sound

(Polaris pauses the game)

“Uh- hey, you didn’t mess with my chair did y-”squeak and roll of chair(Polaris turns in their chair to face where the viewer was seated before)“I- where did you- huh?”…“Wait, did you-”“OH NO-”chair squeaks and fabric ruffling, muffling stops(Polaris hastily gets up out of their chair)

“When did you get there?!?”“I- I didn’t even notice you! How’d you, why’d you-?”

“Why?!? What were you thinking?!? What was your goal here?!?

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“You were… trying to get to the game?”“Well, jeez, dude, why didn’t you just ask me? I have a controller, we could have just played co-”…“You were trying to pull a prank…? How so?”…“By sabotaging my run??? What the hell man!”“I’m lucky I got here before you did, then, my last save point was at the very bottom of the wall!”

“What do you have to say for yourself!?!”

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pitter-patter of little footsteps cut short by some ruffling of fur, and Polaris’ voice is louder from this point forward until otherwise noted

(the viewer tries to make a run for it before Polaris grabs them and holds them close to their face)

“Oh no no no, you’re not getting outta this that easily. No way I’m not letting you just walk off and forget about this!”“Nah, how about a little friendly punishment~”

ruffling of fur, polaris voice returns to its normal volume(Polaris sets the viewer down on their chair)

…“Considering how you’ve already humiliated yourself so far, I think you can handle a little more of the same, no?”a soft thump is heard, before everything becomes muffled once more

(Polaris’ enormous cake crashes down on the viewer, enveloping them)

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“Woopsie~ seems I came down a little harder than I anticipated. Oh well, I’m sure you’re fine, right?”

ruffling of fabric(Polaris adjust in their seat)“Hm- ah~”

…“There, about as comfortable as it's gonna get. Well, for me at least~”“For you? Well, why should it matter, not like you can do much about it anyways~”

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“Now, where was I…?”Rain World unpause sound, followed by keyboard clacking(Polaris begins playing Rain World again as if nothing had happened)

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“Count your blessings. I know you’re already familiar with how sweaty I tend to be down there, but I assure you I’m not moving from this spot until I’m outta the exterior, so hope you can handle a little extra bogginess~”

“You’re really not helping with how warm you are down there, though, making me sweat even more. Jeez, you’re like a little seat warmer~”

“I think I’ll use that, actually, it befits your situation so perfectly. From now on, you’re on derg seat warmer duty~”“So be good now and keep my butt nice and warm, will ya? If not I might have to resort to more… demoralizing, methods~”

“Not like you have anything better to do anyways, you’re still trapped under derg butt, and for a nice looong while I might add~“Just really wanna rub it in for ya, you know? Make sure you thoroughly under-stand your situation from top to bottom~”

*fabric ruffling as Polaris says ‘rub it in’*

(Polaris adjust their position as they say ‘rub it in’)

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“Ah, shoot, I got eaten by a lizard; sneaky fella.”“Guess that means you’ll be trapped under my sweaty tail for even longer, oh well~”

…“You know, it could take me hours to get through this region, but, goodness, even then, I tend to really hyperfixate on things whenever I’m invested. It’d be a real shame if I were to forget you down there, I mean, who knows how much dragonsmell a little guy like you can handle~”

“Regardless, it’s not like you’ll be getting fresh air any time soon, so I’d suggest you get used to the… ehem, “climate” under there~

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ruffling of fabric(Polaris adjust in their seat)

“You are remarkably warm, you know. Now that I’ve actually adjusted into a comfortable position, I’d go so far as to say you really do add to the experience~”

“You’d better hope I don’t fall asleep in my chair though, I do tend to be a really heavy sleeper~”

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“Oh- Shoot, I think that was a background element. I got so far, too! What a shame… well, a shame for you, at least. Hardly so for me~”

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ruffling of fabric(Polaris adjust in their seat)

“Oh- do be careful where you place yourself, little seat warmer, lest you find yourself slipping into an even more precarious anatomy.”

“Trust me, you if you think it’s boggy now, you don’t want such a fate bestowed upon you.”

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ruffling of fabric(Polaris adjust in their seat)

“You’ll have to excuse me for adjusting myself every now and then. While you are nice and warm and do a wonderful job at keeping my bottom sufficiently comfortable, I do tend to slouch at times.”

“And, uh… you… also keep slipping further up my… a-actually I think you get the point, being the one subject to it, and all.”

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long, drawn out yawn

(Polaris yawns)

“Goodness, is it so late already? Lucky you, it would seem. I’ll give you a break so I may at least sleep in the comfort of my bed.”

“I’m sure you could use the fresh air anyways.”Keyboard clicking, Rain World game exit sound(Polaris quits Rain World)

…squeak and roll of chair along with short fur ruffling and subtle wet unsticking sound, everything unmuffles

(Polaris get up from their chair, unaware of the micro viewer now stuck to their ass)exhausted grunt, followed by soft ruffle of fur

(Polaris stretches, before turning around)“So how’d you like your punishment so far, little-”

“Huh…?”“Where’d you-”…“Oh wait a sec.”another soft ruffle of fur

(Polaris turns their head down at their butt)

…“Ah… I see”“Seems you’re rather stuck back there, no? I did tell you it gets pretty damp down there, didn’t I~”“Almost tempted to keep you like this~ Hmm…”“Ah, fine, I’ll spare you some humility, but only because you did such a good job as my little seat warmer~”

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Ruffle of fur before a wet peeling sounds, Polaris’ voice gets louder

(Polaris peels the viewer off their sweaty ass before holding them up to their face)“Fhew, whens the last time you showered, you smell like ass! Oh wait~”“Haha Don’t worry, my little seat warmer, I’ll let you rid yourself of my smell while I get ready for bed, and then we’ll continue your punishment as usual tomorrow"

…“Oh?”

“You thought we were done here? How cute Not even close, my little friend. I did say your punishment wouldn't conclude until I made it out of the region, no? What part of that escaped you”“Oh no no I’m far from done with you”

Audio fades out