[script] Amber Gives You Intimate Lesson in Honey Production~ (Patreon)

Audio fades into sounds of wind blowing through grass, footsteps approach while Amber hums quietly to themself

(The viewer approaches in a bee suit, intent on gathering honey from the acclaimed giant honeybee. Amber sits at the stump of a tree, looking at a flower they plucked.)

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“Who’s there?”footsteps suddenly stop(viewer stopped in their tracks, knowing they’ve been caught)

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“It's rude to sneak up on someone like that! It’s important to get off on the right paw, you know!”“A sweeter introduction would be more bee-fitting of you, no? I’m not asking for honeyed words, merely a polite ‘hello’!”

“Here, allow me to stand so we can start anew~”rustling of grass before some footsteps(amber gets up from their spot and turns to look at the viewer)

“Pfft-”…“Oh no, no, it's nothing… just, your outfit.”“It’s… It’s kinda… silly, is all, haha!”

…“If I may ask, though, why would you need a bee suit? I don’t sting, you know~”

“Not in most cases, at least.”…“Oh? You’re here to do what?”…“Collect my honey…?”“My my, take me out to dinner first, dear! You do realize what you're asking, yes?”

“I’m sure you’re well aware that I am not a normal bee, I’m one in a buzz-illion, you might even say~”“So, bee-keeper, I’m gonna have to ask that you either find your honey elsewhere. Sorry, but maybe hit me up at the bar down town, yes?”“Huh- whats tha-”sound of smoke puff(viewer puffs smoke from a smoker at Amber)

“What the- gah! Stop that!”“I already told you I’m not a normal bee, that doesn’t work on me, it’s just annoying!"

sound of metal smoker being put down(The viewer places the smoker on the gound)…

“Sheesh. You want my honey? Fine.”Ruffling of fabric followed by a thump

(Amber grabs the viewer and pins them to a nearby tree)“But you’re getting it on my terms, got that? I mean bees-ness.”“And while we’re at it, why don’t I teach you a thing or two about how I make that honey you’re so eager for~”“Hmm to give you the full experience, though, a change of clothes would do you some good.”“Actually, you know what, since I can see you’re just buzzing with anticipation, why don’t I speed things up?”…

fabric tearing sound(Amber rips apart the viewers bee suit)“You won't be needing that anyways, considering I’ll need you nice and close if you want a taste of my sweet nectar~”“Speaking of, why don’t we start with that?”“Now, in most cases, honeybees will leave the hive to find nearby sources of nectar to bring back and process into honey.”

“Flowers are often the main source of nectar for bees, as I’m sure you know, as you happen to have intruded upon me right as I was enjoying one.”“But I don’t have a hive to return to, as I’m not that kind of bee.”“Instede, I keep any nectar I find, and either make it into honey, or…”“I share it with others~”sloppy honeyed make out sounds until otherwise noted

(Amber leans in and begins making out with the viewer, ensuring plenty of nectar finds its way into their mouth.)

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“Ah~”“Aw Look at you, already so pathetic”“I’d go so far as to say you’ve been bee-witched~”“Haha! I know, I know, bee puns really sting, don’t they~”“Speaking of, did you know bees can actually live up to 5 days after losing their stinger?”

“Oh, no worries, I may not have a stinger, but it's not because I lost it, I’ve just never had one.”

“That's bee-sides the point, though, you’re here to learn about honey, after all.”“So, getting back on topic, once bees consume nectar, we process it into honey by partially digesting and continually re-exposing it to air.”“This allows the water in the honey to evaporate, causing it to thicken while further developing the sugars.”

“This process continues until eventually it reaches the right consistency, where it’s deposited in a cell and capped off for later consumption by the hive.”“Me, however, am again distinct from my smaller kin, in that rather than storing the honey I produce in a hive, I instead have internal spaces where it’s stored!”“Thats why I have these clear spots on my belly and abdomen, it’s where all my honey is!”“It also means my anatomy varies significantly from my smaller kin.”“You see, all the honey that ends up in storage is either brought back up into a secondary stomach for personal consumption, or is excreted, should I need it elsewhere."

…“Pfft- It’s excreted out my butt, silly~”

“Like a natural lubricant, almost~”

…“Speaking of…”“I think it's high time I give you what you came here for, now that you know what you’re in for~”“What’s wrong? Not what you thought it was cracked up to bee?”“Reeealll shame, you came here wanting a taste, and a taste is exactly what you’ll get~”

“That is what you want, right?”“Good, then do me a favor and get-”

Ruffling of fabric followed by a thump

(Amber grabs the viewer and pins them to the ground)“Down~”

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“Honestly, you should be grateful, this batch has been sitting for quite a while now~”

“No need for concern, though! Did you know honey doesn’t actually expire?”“It has a number of antimicrobial properties! That, along with the overall lack of water content and high sugar means you can let a bottle of honey sit theoretically forever, and while it may crystallize, it’ll never spoil!”

“Speaking of sitting…”short ruffle of fabric, before 3 footsteps approaching to the viewer

(Amber stands up before turning around and positioning themself above the viewers face)

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“Enjoy the view? Good~”

“How about I give you a closer look at this big bee-hind, then~”

breathy sigh, before short ruffle of fabric, followed by a dampened splat is heard; audio is then muffled until otherwise indicated(Amber exhales as they come down on the viewer, offering only some effort to slow their decent before the viewers face becomes thoroughly lodged between bee butt)

“Ahh~”

…“Alright, lets get you nice and nestled in, don’t wanna make too much of a mess, after all~”

“I mean, you’re already in enough of a sticky situation, wouldn’t you say~”

“Hmf-”rhythmic sticky sounds along with fur rubbing

(Amber adjust their position, totally not intentionally grinding their ass on the viewers face)

“There you are, nice and snug between two plump honeybuns! lucky you~”

“Few get to sample my legendary honey, you know.”“So lets not waste any time then, I’m a busy bee, after all, you’re lucky to have caught me on a weekend.”“Really thought, I think it’d be more accurate to say I caught you, with how little resistance you put up, almost like you wanted this~”“No backing down now regardless, get to tasting before I force your snout up there myself~”

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rhythmic, sticky licking ensues, followed by occasional little moans, until otherwise indicated(the viewer begins licking giving Amber a sticky rimjob)

“Nugh~”

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“A-pollen-geez, by the way, I hope I’m not too heavy, I know I’m a bit chub-bee, after all~”“Can you blame me though, I think anyone would pick up a few pounds if they ate as much honey as I do~”

"Bees do actually eat honey, by the way. What would be the point of producing the stuff if we didn’t have a use for it? Typically a hive produces enough honey to feed the young and supply the colony through the winter, and bee keepers will merely take any excess the bees produce!”“Sometimes if bees are running short on honey during the winter, they’ll try to steal some from other hives, sometimes leading to fights between colonies! Fortunately for you I’m pretty well off, I mean goodness, who knows where you end up instead of beneath these sweet buns if you caught me in a foul mood~”“Oh, by the way, while we’re on the topic of beekeeping and all, can I just offer you a piece of advice? Maybe next time you encounter a bee of equal size to you, don’t bring a cheap, paper thin bee suit thinking it’ll protect you~”

“Are you even listening, by the way? You seem a bit distracted. Hmm, I wonder why that is…”

“Might it be you don’t wish to speak with your mouth full? Oh, how polite of you! I’ll let you enjoy your meal, then~”

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“Enjoying yourself down there? You really warmed up to this faster than I expected~”“Oh, on that note, do you know how bees keep warm in the winter?”…“Oh, right, haha Can’t really answer with a mouthful of these honey-glazed buns”“Please, by all means, continue to help yourself, it's truly my pleasure~”

…“Anyways, what was I saying? Oh! Right, how my kind keep warm in the winter.”“Eh, I may as well explain it to you regardless, it's not like you’re in any position to argue, after all~”“Though, I’d love to see you try, even if we both know it’ll only end with you being forced to swallow mouthfuls of honey~”“Oh, I’m sorry, I’m getting off topic! You’re just so distracting down there!”

…“I was saying that bees keep warm in the winter by collectively vibrating their bodies to generate heat, isn’t that neat?”“Oh, oh! There are also some species of honeybee that have learned to use this mechanism to defend themselves from giant hornets! They’ll all pile on top of the hornet and form a big bee ball around it before vibrating rapidly. The bees generate so much heat doing this that it literally cooks the hornet!”“Honestly, kind of deserved. Hornets and wasps are all wanna-bees anyways. I mean, they don’t even produce honey!”“And I’m sure based on your predicament right now that you understand just how significant of a loss that is~”

“Speaking of, I know you’ve got it in you to use that tongue for a little more than just licking! If you’re really after a taste of my honey, you’re going to have to work for it~”“And as a word of advice, the more you can manage to… ehem, stimulate me back there, the more likely the honey is to flow in greater quantities~”

rhythmic, sticky licking grow wetter, and moaning grows louder

(viewer penetrates Amber with their tongue and begins going at it like its candy)

“Nuh- Ungh- Y-yes, juuusst like that, that's veery nice, Oooh~”“Keep that up, and you’ll be in for a sweet treat real soon, honey~”

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“Oh, honey, you’re not too shab-bee at this, you’re really getting the honey flowing~”“I- it makes me want to, uhng~”“H-here, let me help you get those hard to reach spots~”“Hunng-”very wet shlorp

(Amber takes the viewers head and forces their snout up their ass)

“Ahhh~”

“Now we shouldn’t have as much spillage, with your maw acting as a funnel for the honey~”

“I figured it necessary with how much of a mess you’re making back there~”“I mean, at this rate your face will stick right to my butt like glue by the time I stand back up~”

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“Ough- oh, Oooh- keep it it right there, hghn- Oof”‘A- ah-”…“Nuaah-!”Amber moans loudly, followed by muffled swallowing sounds, as moaning stops(Amber climaxes, filling their pipes with honey, before the viewer happily swallows it up)“Ah, uh- oh my goodness!”

“You’re really lapping it all up! D-don’t drown down there! I- I maybe went a little overboard...”…

swallowing continues for a while, Ambers breaths calming back down(Viewer goes on for a while, greedily swallowing gulps of honey while Amber catches their breath)

Amber Sighs“Sheesh, you really drank all of that?”“I said you could have a taste, not devour my entire reserve!”“Its fine I guess, you did repaid me more than adequately~”“Might wanna work off all that excess sugar, though, I know you probably burned some calories just now, but I doubt that's at all enough!”

…“Hmm, I should probably get off you though. I’m sure you’re probably missing the fresh air~”

wet slop, followed by a gentle pop, as everything unmuffles(Amber lifts their ass off the viewer, their snout sliding out of it)“N- Uhg~”“Guh- enjoyable even on the way out~”

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some fabric noises and footsteps(Amber gets up and turns around to see the results of their work)

“So, how’d you enjoy a taste of this bees hun-”“Uh- oh my”“Talk about being a messy eater, your face is…”“Well, let’s just say you’d go well crackers~”

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“Actually, here, let me help with that-”

subtle sticking sounds before wet lick(Amber wipes their finger across the viewers face before licking it clean of honey)

“What~ I’m just recycling!”“Here, let's take this elsewhere so I can really get you cleaned up.”…

“Oh, and, thank you for bee-having so perfectly for me~”Audio fades out