[script] Dom Derg Makes You Huff Their Sweaty Pits on a Hot Summer Day (Patreon)

Oops lol, forgot to post this one!

Audio fades into distant city ambiance followed shortly by approaching footsteps

(Polaris enters the room, the viewer laying in the couch, drenched in sweat and exhausted)

“Holy moly… is it hot in here or what?”

“How are you even surviving in here?!”“...Screw the power bill, I’m turning that AC on.”

more footsteps followed by a hollow click

(Polaris walks over to the window unit and presses the power button. Nothing happens.)

“What…?”“It’s… broken?”“It was fine last week, how’d it break?”

“...you did WHAT?!?”

“Are you crazy? Of course that would break it!”

…“Fuuuuucccckkk. You’re telling me I’m just gonna have to stand here and melt?”

“Do you at least have some cold drinks or ice packs or something?”

“Yeah. Of course you don’t, that would be too convenient, of course.

…

“Scoot over then, guess I’ll rot on the couch with you and watch.. whatever slop this is.”

“It's closer to the window anyways. Not that it's all that much better outside this time of year…”

more footsteps before soft thump

(Polaris collapses onto the couch)

…

(moments pass)

“UUUHHHHHGGGG! IT'S SO HOOOOOT.”

…

“I can’t with this man, I’ve only been sitting here for this long and I’m already sweating my balls off.”

“Its no wonder you’re basically a puddle right now.”“You really screwed up, man. You could have at least let me know the AC was broken before inviting me over, dude.”

“Now look at me, I’m practically drenched too!”“How do you propose I deal with all this sweat, dude?”

“No ideas? Whatever man…”

…

“Ugh… can I at least borrow your shower for a bit?”“...No?”

“...It’s currently under… maintenance?”“Ok, something smells fishy now, and it's not just me! What are you pulling here?”“Don’t go all quiet now, your shower and AC were fine last time I was here, you’re not telling me the whole truth, are you?”“What is it you’re really after?”

…

“I’m not taking your silence as an answer. Tell me now or I’ll…”“I’ll…”“I’ll make you sniff my SMELLY pits! Yeah! Who’s laughing now, huh?

…“...Are”“Are you blushing?”

“Holy shit…”

“Hooolllllyyyyy shiiiiiittttt”“Is THAT why you’re doing all this?!?”“You really just wanted to lure me into all this so you could sniff my armpits like a damn freak?”

…

“I always knew you were weird but… to go this length just for this?”“Just asking would have been fine, you know.”“But since you’ve already made a show of it…”“I think it's only fitting I punish you for all this deception.”

…“Let me guess. The AC is fine, isn't it? And the shower?”

“...Yeah, figured as much.”“Oh you are naughty.”

“And you know where naughty fluffballs belong?”“You guessed it…”

“C’MERE, YOU.”

sounds of a struggle with fur sounds

(Polaris grabs the viewer in a smelly headlock)

“There, is this what you’re after, you freak?”

“Breath deep now, you’ll need to get used to this~”

“We’re only getting started, after all!”

sniffing/breathing sounds insue(viewer begins inhaling armpit stink)

…

“Sorry not sorry, cutie, but I maayyyy have forgot to put on deodorant this morning, on account of the fact I wasn't aware your apartment was going to be one million degrees.”“Guess it’s not really my problem anymore, though~”…

“Oh-”“Woah~”“You’re really enjoying this, aren't you~”

“Don’t try and hide it, loser, you’re right up against me.”“We haven't even gotten to the most fun part yet, either~”“…Oh? You thought this would be it?”“Ohhhh no, silly, I have much in store for you~”“...Especially later tonight~”

…

“I’m sure by now you’ve huffed a good bit of that stink away, so why don’t we start fresh?”“My other armpit’s been sweating away all the while you’ve been doing this, you know~”“Maybe you should pay it a visit, eh?”“You’ve done such a good job of hoovering up this one, anyways. Show it the same treatment, why don’t’cha?

sneef snorfs stop momentarily before some more fuzzy sounds and a soft thump

(Polaris pulls the viewers head out of their pit before shoving them into their other one)

“There there, take it niiiccee and slow, I know it's a bit much all of the sudden~”

“This one's been marinating a bit, after all. But it’s ok, you’ll get used to it in time~”

…

brief phone ringing noise as sniffing stops momentarily

(Polaris picks up the phone and answers the call with one arm)

“Hello?”

“Yeah it's me.”

“...Oh!”

“You need them?”

“Well, as much as I would love to put you on the line with them, they’re a little… busy, right now.”“...Busy doing what?”

“Oh don’t worry about it, they’re… uh… not taking the heat too well today.”

“...yeah, they’ll be ok, don’t worry.”“I’m taking care of them. I assure you they’re in good arms~”

Phone hanging up noise, sniffing continues shortly after(Polaris hangs up the phone)

“...now, where were we?”

…

“Seems you’re getting quite good at this~”

Sniffing stops

(Polaris pulls the viewers face out of their armpit)“Well then, how about I prepare you for your next task?”“Of course we’re not done here, silly, I did say I had plans with you~”“Such as… punishing you for lying about the condition of the shower.”“Do you know how I’m gonna do that, pit freak?”

“...I’m gonna make you lick these armpits of mine until they're completely clean of my scent~”“Shush. Instead of complaining, how about you use that mouth for something more useful?”

soft thump of fur

(Polaris shoves the viewers face back into their other armpit)

“...Go on now! the longer you wait, the harder I’ll press your snout into me, so if you like breathing, I’d recommend you start licking~”

sounds of licking fur

(Viewer starts licking that stimky derg pit)

“Good cutie, keep up the good work and maybe I’ll have a prize in store for you later tonight~”

…

“Ah- AH hey hey HEY! I’m ticklish there, careful with that tongue!”

sounds of licking fur stops momentarily

(Viewer stops licking momentarily)“Go slow, please!”

“...There, exactly like thAAH-”“You little freak! You’re in NO position to be a little gremlin right now!”

“Keep it up and you’ll be in for a lot more punishment… I’m going easy on you, you know.”

“Understand? Good, now stop ticking me and keep making out with my armpits!”

…

sounds of licking fur stops

(Viewer stops licking)

“Alright alright, that's enough of that for now.”“...What? No, were not finished here, silly, I’m just giving you a taste of the other~”

“Can’t be letting those flavors get stale on your tongue now, can we~”“Get back in here, freak~”

Another soft fur thump before licking continues

(Polaris pulls the viewer back into their other armpit)

…

“Oh you, look what you’ve gotten yourself into, you’re gonna have one hell of a time getting this scent out of your fur… not to mention your mouth~”

“People will know exactly who’s in charge of you when they smell me all over you~”“What a shame that shower of yours seemingly doesn’t work anymore~”“It just means you’re going to have to endure. But that's ok, you’ve proven at the very least that you can handle my dergsmell. Well, up until this point~”“Lets see if that changes later, when I give you some new places to hide your snout away in~”“...Don’t worry, we’ll keep this up every day as long as we need to. At least until we can get that shower fixed! How else am I gonna get clean, after all~”“You don’t mind, do you?”“...Good, because I wasn’t going to give you a choice anyways.”

…

“Getting a bit late now, isn’t it?”

Licking stops

(Viewer stops licking)

“Thats right, maybe you lost track of time considering all you’ve been able to see is my armpit~”“Let's wrap this up for now, you’ve basically licked these things clean anyways.”“I sweat a lot though, so don’t count on it staying that way~”“...you know what isn’t clean, though?”“I can think of a few other spots that aren’t on me~”

“How about you follow me into the bedroom and we continue this freakshow there~”“...Lets see just how good that sniffer of yours is at hoovering up some of my… stronger, scents~”

Audio fade out