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Joral

Oh yeah, like a pirate going straight for that booty.

Dwait

He’s going to loose that hand…

Lunatic 0verlord

You shouldn't slap that rubber thing. For all we know, slapping it activates some kind of security measure you wouldn't want to deal with. Just take it off, you idiot. You'll die with a dry dick if you keep acting like a textbook "pervy villain from a show that plays jumprope with sexy stuff and never wants to deliver with the sex or at least the idea of a baddie fucking a captive like so many power fantasy action stories".

MilfLover22

I think he’s just gonna slap her butt, and believe me that’s all natural

Lunatic 0verlord

That's what I mean. Wasting time with foreplay and stuff like that. Like in those anime shows that try real hard to be "sexy and edgy" while maintaining an age rating that isn't akin to Berserk. You'd have a villain kidnap a girl and go all evil and horny on her, but he'd just waste time with threats and foreplay until the hero arrives and saves the girl. This guy acts like the villains of those shows. Thus, like them, he's an idiot who will die a virgin.

Blast Femur

The slap heard around the world

Blast Femur

yeah, its exaclty the type of thing that will cause her to snap out of it, grab the chain around her foot and strangle that bastard to force the other broad to let them go

Lunatic 0verlord

And then maybe, JUST MAYBE, he'll realize that he REALLY shouldn't waste time with foreplay, as his face turns blue.