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AMRL10 (Part 2) = 36% Completed (Patreon)

Published:
2023-08-14 21:38:18
Imported:
2026-06

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Hello everyone! Due to all the pending lawsuits, I will be going in for emergency penis reduction surgery tomorrow. Apparently, after so many feet of penis, a penis becomes an "undeniably lethal force of nature leaving a wake of decimated vaginas, throats, and anuses in it's path" (stupid lawyer talk, whatever that means).

ANYWHO, I will be unavailable tomorrow between the hours of 4:20 AM and 6:90 PM. If you need to reach out to me for any reason, please contact Candice.

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Neon_Soldier

I read the first sentence and got scared you got hit with a C&D to stop peddling huge dicks

THOMAS RESNICK

Great preview can’t wait as always….. Penis

Eric

Baggy pants are a thing, Red. Might help with your...ahem..."size issue"...

Michael Obert

Bouncy bouncy dork dork fap fap!

Adude

Maggie and Mary are a perfect couple for a little urethrae play

Ted

Whew!!! Maggie is balls-deep into Mary's ass??? Look out, massive pre-ejaculation on the way!!!!! WooHoooooo.........Yum!😜❤️😁👍👍

Ted

post script....Oh Baby!!! What will Anna do to Bella???? 😜

Theoderic.KS

why in the pooper when there's a hole made for [b]enis just inches away?

Katherine Walter (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-05 05:00 Are you intentionally confusing people with putting 6:90PM instead of 7:30PM? Very clever people won’t know when you’re free! 😄
2023-08-15 00:06

Robert D.

I see I see, so may I please have Candice’s number in that case 🥲

Will Johnson

I'll contact Candice alright. Contact dat ass!!!!!!!!

The Dude

Imagine if you had two penises.

Yunikon

Can you and BDone do a collab????

El Bandolero

New title for AMRL 10: Maggy's Ride on Mary's Ass. The preview looks absolutely cool, and I hope that Maggy has a little longer fun and not immediately cum again. Let's hope for a long ride. Finally, the word of the day, PENIS...

Ted

p.s.s.......I'd love to contact Candice, see if she's up for some anal tonight!!!!

Fuzzypixel

Is that Candice I met in Oz? covered in tats ,huge boobs & areolae? I gave her $100 & never spent money so well. Would love to hook up again and spoil her!! Good luck with the op & hope the law suits fit.

ccassio

I'm enjoying all the Candice love. Honestly, DoeCandy was some of the hottest stuff ARG has ever put out. Candice is a bad ass!

jeff_baezos

6:90 is to FUTAs what 4:20 is to stoners... In another generation or two, after the global FUTA revolution... 69ing with a FUTA at 6:90 will be as common as smoking weed at 4:20... In fact, the majority of people around the world will engage in both customs on a daily basis, according to a 2050 poll... and, before you ask... yes, I have been visited by FUTA time travellers from the future, and they assured me the future of our planet and civilization is destined for millennia of unprecedented peace and prosperity... all thanks to the emergence of the next step in the evolution of the human race... The era of homo sapiens will soon transition to the era of homo futapenis, in which humans rapidly evolve to possess fully functional male and female genitalia... This leads to a worldwide sexual revolution... which in turn leads mankind (soon to become futakind) to a new golden age... The old, binary world and all of its shortcomings are soon a distant memory... as humanity quickly embraces its new futa identity... words like war, famine, and hunger - plagues of mankind since its birth - are soon archaic and not even found in dictionaries (which are now called dicktionaries)... Eventually the human race comes to be referred to as the 'futa cummunity', or simply 'penis'... and the planet once called "Earth", is now known as "Girth"... Futa replaces male/female as the sole gender, and the worldwide average penis size grows to an average of 12 inches, or 1 foot (by US/imperial standards, which - along with the metric equivalent - is now known simply as 1 cock unit, or 10 clit units). Additionally, the average breast size for all citizens levels off at 34 DD, with the average external clit size, vagina depth, and asshole depth stabilizing at 1.5" long, and 24" deep each, respectively... The entire world lives in peace like this for millions of years... Eventually, an alien species comes to planet Girth, with plans of conquering and enslaving our peaceful planet... But upon arriving, they are moved by our species' peaceful way of life, marked by our continuous, insatiable practice of futa (at this point, the entire world population spends most of its waking life engaged in a never-ending futa orgy, and only functions so far as to provide food and shelter and other basic necessities to facilitate the global trend - which would have led to a new historical era, dubbed something along the lines of the cumtaceous period... with our current era being renamed something along the lines of the pre-cumbrian era... again, it would have... if literally one single person hadn't been too busy spending every waking moment of their lives having sex with one or more of their fellow futa's...), and so the aliens abandon their ambitions of galactic conquest, and settle down on planet Girth... adopting our peaceful lifestyle, and ushering a new step in our evolution... mating with our species... Though a primitive binary species, they possessed desirable traits such as multiple 3-foot penises, and multiple erogenous pleasure holes, and cum with a full day's worth of nutrients in a single load... Eventually, we cross-bred into a new super-species, which turned out to be the culmination of life in the universe... And so we lived, for an eternity, in peace and cum... until the amount of cum in the universe exceeded the total amount of matter... and then the amount of anti-matter... until black holes became white holes... and the night sky turned milky white... and eventually collapsed in under its own gravity (renamed, along with most words, "penis")... down to a single microscopic speck... which, in turn, became the single sperm cell that spontaneously multiplied and started the cycle all over again... in an event which has inevitably been known, in every universe's history, as either the big bang, the big bust, or the big nut...