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Hello lovelies, I have got 3(!) things I want to share with you.

First The Request tier is up! After a lot of work last week to make all the Patreon content available for this new tier, and figuring out the nitty gritty of the practical side of things, the tier is finally live!

The tier is $35, and you can think of it as a commissions-lite tier. I've always wanted to do commission work, but never truly found a format I was happy with. until now! 

I will make one (1) audio a month based on one of the requests made there. There is a form link, and a place to ask questions regarding the rules there. But basically as long as it's not a script and also within Patreon ToS you should be more than good to go.

Second ~ I'm working on getting that first video talk done too, which will be super exciting to share! The first topic is going to be Sonder.

The Crunchy Tier is now $10 and if you're on the $8 tier right now you will continue to receive the same content, just at a $2 discount. If you do take a break, you will have to resubscribe at the new tier price. I will continue to make 1 exclusive audio for this tier, alongside the request exclusive.

Thirdishly - I am writing up a mini guide for new Patrons to help direct to a few "starting" audios. And I would love if you could help me pick which audios they should be presented with. So down below, if you want to, you are invited to pick 1 (yes only one) exclusive audio from the Patreon. Add a short reason as to why you picked the audio, and I'll be sure to pick a handful alongside your testimonies.

That's it from me! I'll be streaming on twitch tomorrow morning (CST) May 7th - catch me there for some digital kisses.

xo

ps. yes the grass was cold,yes the tripod kept falling on my headno I was not wearing pants

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Ange

long boi long leggies wow

ash~

well hello legs🫣🫣, u could have just asked me to come help take a pic sweets~

K_Dae

The handwriting is *chef's kiss* 🫶🫶🫶

Phantasm Cat

Such a beautiful photo, my goodness 🥺 but I can't help imagine all the slip ups that had to occur to catch this beautiful moment. Like an ice pack afterwards for however many times the tripod landed on your head. Ouch! And dare I say, your handwriting has always amazed me, it's so smooth and bubbly, yet it also has its sharpness and wit. I'll have to come back in a bit to choose an exclusive... it's going to take a while for that since they all have their special charm~ Thanks for the update, Crunchy! Stay safe, meow meow 💙

Nradova

So if not pants then shorts? Just be careful of chiggers and tics they like exposed legs. I'm excited for the changes though maybe in a few months when I have the money I can upgrade.

Ree

This is so exciting~ I hope everything works out the way you want 🫶 I’ll have to have a think about the audio and get back to you, but that such a cute idea! Also such a cute pic hihi 🌼 Good luck, Crunchy! ✨

yellow seong

You have pretty handwriting too? That's it. I'm sending you to jail (my heart).

Cor

Ahhh the sunlight and the dandelions look delightful, even if the grass was cold to sit in 🌿🌼 Ohh i am absolutely looking forward to the video talks, I have a feeling they'll be good company to have on days where my brain needs something soothing and calm to listen to 😊 Congrats on getting all the new stuff sorted out, it looks so pretty too! Def gonna have to take a ponder on what to pick for the rec'd starting audio, can't wait to see what else gets chosen~ Sending hugs and kisses 💕

Vergil

Ooof, this is very exciting. Congrats on the tier and the new successes that come with it. 🎊 Have a great day. Stay safe and sweet. 🌹🌹

lisalesancho

You have the most exquisite handwriting I am actually mesmerized

jo

ohh happy tier launch 🎉✨ so excited for you and everyone who's able to upgrade to it!!! i'm awfully sleepy right now but i quickly went through the Exclusive tag and obv i gotta give another shoutout to my bestie "Kissing is not going to make me fail, silly" because i do love it so much 👏🏻 It's cute (friends to lovers, cosy atmosphere) and hilarious (your humor and comedic timing are on. point.) but ultimately really hot at the same time, which makes it pretty much perfect imo 🤎 really hope you're having a good timezone 🤍 (sorry i'm too tired to do math right now to figure out the correct time 💤)

livia

very tired seeing this but leggy boi! happy tier launch!! excited to see what comes✨ i will definitely be coming back to this to pick an audio, i love the whole idea of creating almost a starter pack? i also adore your handwriting. everything about you is pretty huh 😔… anyways! thanks for the update, sending hugs 🫶🏻

althea ♫︎

Such a lovely photo Crumchy! 🥰 I'm thinking of giving your head some kisses after all that tripod falling 😅 Hmmm, I'm still *lowkey* overwhelmed by the amount of patreon content so I'm really excited for the guide 🙈💕 All the ones I've come across have been gems 🥹 it's a bit hard to just pick one, but I'll get back to you. 🙂‍↕️ But yayy! Congratulations on the new tier 🎉 and definitely looking forward to the video talks 💗 Hope you're having a gentle time now~

chloe

what a pretty picture!! as for the audio - i recommend "you messed up my meeting, now i get to make a mess out of you" - the reason being... i wrote my essay about it... zack is a victim of bullying, so listen to it for zack. anyway, idk what about it i love, everything is amazing and its for sureeeee one of my favourites!!!

Phantasm Cat

I'm back! After some digging and research (a lot of research, you realize how difficult it is to choose only one exclusive?! Plus I wanted to search deep in the Crunchyverse exclusives and pick one from a few years back), I'm choosing "Hi dearest... Let's breed you." It has a mix of a lot of things: sweet whispers, gentle rain/a bit of a sleep aid at the end, intense yet intimate moments, and a cute Crunchy™️ silly little ramble near the end. Sounds like a good starter for newcomers~ (Now if you excuse me, I need tor review all the other exclusives again.. need to make sure everything is just the tip, I mean grinding while on top, I mean in tip-top shape. Yeah.. that)

cosmicdreams

the new patreon layout is so lovely, perfect for spring 🌼 one of my favorite exclusive audios is “those sounds you make are all too indecent for me to keep focusing on our food” because every time i listen i can close my eyes and vividly imagine an intimate dinner between two friends who both want something more. it’s tender, sweet, silly, and soft. if you love friends to lovers and the “we really shouldn’t, but…” slippery slope plot line you will love this audio 🤍

TangryOwl

I'm assuming you mean the American meaning of pants and not the British definition of pants...

fleurfaust

Such a lovely photo! Also, you have a really pretty handwriting! 🥰 I’m excited about all the new things to come and as for the audio, I’ll have to think a bit about it when I’m not at work haha (which is the case right now 👀). In the meantime, sending love and hugs! 🫂

Weena

I know you said only one audio we are allowed to pick BUT hear me out: I picked 2 because of reasons lol. you can ignore both obviously if you want. One of my favourite audios is 'Indulging in my subconscious desires' (Feb 15th 2021), simply because it is SO so incredibly well done with the scenario, the music and the binaural mixed into this. the reason why I picked a second option is, because it may be a little too much for new people? Or it should be more down the list for later...idk... The other audio I have picked is very sweet, relaxing, but also sexy and I think maybe the better choice for a list like this. It's 'Untitled, late night kisses and grinding' from May 20th 2021.

agaslumbers

oooh, at first glance I thought you're reading a book sexily, but that's a journal xD my vote for the audio guide goes to “An Intimate Experience” from October 2021 - because of the full 4th wall break, meta, kinda joi experience (also why only one audio, I have like six more 😩)

CarelessWhisper

Crimchi, you answered a lot of questions in this post except for the most important one which is, what the fuck kinda pen is that 👀

Labrini

They say that with spring comes change, and what delightful changes we are going through! It's nice watching you work hard and how excited you get, to finally slowly put all your ideas into action. I thought I should pick something SFW since so many good NSFW posts have made the rounds. So, 'Listening to the summer rain.' Sometimes your head hurts, your body aches, and all you need is to hug a pillow, close your eyes, and let yourself relax while listening to a sweet, silly man yawn, chuckle, and talk about absolutely nothing while the rain beats its rhythm. This might be my most favorite picture up to this point. It's so soft and sweet with all those pretty flowers and the warm sun against your skin (even if your bum got a little cold). I only hope we will see more like this. Don't get me wrong, lewd/cosytraps are delicious, but there is something very sweet in this softness. Your handwriting is beautiful and I rambled enough. Take care, Crunch. Sending love and head pats to that abused head of yours 🤍 P.S. Were you walking around the yard in boxer briefs, flashing those cute buns to the neighbors? That's just unfair…

KittyFantastico

So I'm going to go with "You really think making me cum will make me forgive you?"..because discovering your catboy audios reawakened a love of pet play I haven't felt in some time...but also I think they sum up a bratty/subbie/switchy cute playful gentle and loving vibe so many of your audios have, that I find myself returning to again and again. Plus...whimpering and purring....yeah I'm backing away from it now because I have work to do today ..

althea ♫︎

Hullo again, Mr. Crumch~ 🌼 After much consideration, I'm recommending "Let your good boy take care of you my love" aka "Brain Medicine." I personally think it's a good teaser of the different sides you can offer: gentle mdom & good/best boi, cosy comfort with the right amount of silly, and deep immersion with 4th wall breaks. Also, you can ne~ver go wrong with grinding, right? 🤭 AND I guess a determining factor imo is, it not being penetrative so it can be a good starting audio even for people who are not into intercourse, or if they are, this audio can make them want more~ 😊💕

livia

hi hello me again! i am back with my recommendation; ‘resolving our sexual tension by having you cum for me’ 🫣when i tell you, this audio is so. mm. it’s short but sweet, and maybe a little less gentle-y (that’s not a word oops) than some other audios, but i find it is the one i have come back to the most often in a very short space of time! you managed to build a physical tension that is just,, something else. It feels very intimate, and warm and just whew… anyways! I don’t know what it is about the tone of your voice either in this one but there is something very enjoyable. loving everyone’s recommendations and I’m anticipating the result now hehe. 🫶🏻✨

Cor

Finally circling back around after taking a wander through the patreon exclusives, I'm gonna have to recommend "Daydreaming at night". It's sleepy, it's tender and intimate, it's a got some unspecified "feeling good" encouragement (one of the biggest things that drew me in to the Crunchy content), and a good rambly aftercare/ wind-down that's very sweet and a little meta and also has that good good trilingual cromchy. I feel like it sums up very well your philosophy on "productive unproductivity", if you want to call it that— that the act of taking the time to feel good is not a wasted time just because you're not actively accomplishing a task. And it's got that soft crunchy signature aspect of encouraging self care, of nurturing the part of you that you may not be as cognizant of, of being aware of your relationship with your body, and being kind and gentle with yourself because of that. As someone who identifies as grey ace, this was a gratifying experience to be given gentle permission to explore that aspect of myself, to consider how I look at my own very nuanced relationship with how I feel about sex/ how I relate to it/ how my body feels about it. And it's helped me a lot and given a lot of comfort for being more assured and understanding myself better in my body with the open-ended parameters of "feeling good is good enough". And that has meant more to me than I can express 💕

grey m

As funny as it would be to suggest the burrito audio just cause it gets referenced a lot but my personal recommendation is the joi "it's not fair I don't get to have you", it's just that perfect amount of needy mess-ness. It truly shows the nature of your menaces but I'm also a big acts of service so that audio really checked off the boxes for me; definitely a go to.

Pear

Pic looks peaceful, reminds me I need a vacation stat 😩. Send the flowers my best 🌻💓. I’d have to say “breeding you once just isn’t enough dearest” or “don’t stop looking into my eyes”. I’m all over the place with my favorite audios so these are 2 that are really different but I like all the same. They can be sexy but the aftercare is golden ✨.

ash~

my mind used to wonder what if i was the only “real” person and i just made up everyone and everything around me… but then i think about all the bad things happening and think whoever did make it is fucked up and hopefully its not my higher consciousness… i think ive seen this topic when people talk about transportation… how many individual people have their own lives and history… having limited interaction with people definitely makes it so you dont have to think about them but everyone has their own journey and its kind of magical to think that the people we stumble upon, out of 8 billion people, are who we did and make connections in some way. its interesting to think about human interactions and connections, maybe fate or coincidence?, inevitability or effort… cant wait to hear your thoughts:))

January Embers

Hi! New subscriber here, my first ever patreon subscription so excited to listen to the welcome audios!