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[M4A] Early august ramble [SFW] [Ramble] [Update] [Sleepy talks] [Cicada encounter!] [Hydration] (Patreon)

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2024-08-12 03:42:12
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2024-08-12 03:42:31
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Hejsa, and good evening from my cosy bedroom..!Here's a sweet ramble, update, digital cuddles -thingy for you to listen to while I work on my more spicy content for the month.I'm quite sleepy typing this, so I'll just let the audio do the talking and question asking for me, I hope you have a sweet gentle time wherever you are <3xops. no cicada photo, that'll be for the stream on twitch tomorrow ~

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jana

crunchy babyyyy, missed youuu♡ hope you’re having a good night♡

althea ♫︎

Woah~ Sleep well, Mr. Crumch ( ˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈♡)

justdoingokay

Crunchyyy so excited you got your first cicada encounter!! Love listening to these rambles. Hope you have a good night 🥰

Ange

Cronch it’s been a minute since we got an update ramble. Thanks, it was nice being cosy. (Pls post slutty shorts asap)

larrylia

Thank you for making my day better 💙

Phantasm Cat

I try so hard not to notice any scratches on my phone or tiny cracks and fingerprints on car windows, but it's mostly a 50/50 on whether it bothers me. If my eyesight is able to blur it from view, then technically it doesn't exist. If I have my glasses off and I can still see it, *and* it's in a spot where I feel it's important not to be there, then it gets rather annoying. Cicadas are such cuties!! With their cute eyes and cute faces and their cute singing. We had a bit of an emergence here, not too grand, but I've been seeing (and especially hearing) more this year than the past few years. It's been lovely hearing them when I leave work and they're out there singing their hearts out~ I am all too curious what you have brewing for us to indulge in this week, and I am even more curious what you're planning for your cake day 👀 a celebration shall be had, that's for sure! Thank you for this sweet ramble, digital cuddles, short shorts and kissable/biteable thigh thoughts.. especially the thoughts.. I shall send you some digital kisses and a batch of apple honey in return 🍎🍯 (made some today. 10/10 will be making it again) Stay safe, and when you get there, sweet dreams meow meow 💙

althea ♫︎

Awww. What a sweet first cicada encounter! 🥰 I'd like to think it's nature's lil gift for your efforts, Sweet Crunch~ And I bet the lil cicada thought you were precious for making it feel pretty enough to be your subject 🤭💕 Now that I think about it, the sound of shuffling cards reminds me of slow, cosy Christmas holidays. My cousins and I usually played it to kill time or bond with relatives we weren't close to yet. No money involved, but it always got everyone hyped up, laughing and feeling a little bit closer. ☺️ Cracks and scratches on the other hand... ha ha I wouldn't say bothered, but I catch myself touching them repeatedly. I can ignore and forget about it, but when I find it again, I will, for sure, keep touching it again. 😆 Ah, my cheeks hurt now. I didn't realize I was smiling the whole time while listening and writing this 🙈 Thank you for this sweet update Mr. Crunch~ I imagined laying my head on your shoulder while you were rambling. I hope that's okay 🤭 P.S. 🗣️ Big support to you and your slutty shorts! Hahaha! #HAPPYCAKEDAYCAKEMAN

Vergil

Thanks for the update, Crunchman. You're sounding way better, are you no longer down with the sickness??? Hope you had a wonderful weekend 🌹🌹

livia

aw this was a sweet update! I don’t think I’ve ever seen a cicada up close and personal, so you’ve intrigued me now! I do love cards; I always have a pack of cards with me if I go away so that’s fun. I can’t believe you don’t cover your phone :0. I’d be too scared to not… full support for the short shorts 🗣️ you reminded me to go have water! hope you have a lovely week, and had a good sleep after this 🫶🏻

Weena

kinda funny how relaxing it can be to just listen to some guy talking about his life. idk why but it helps escaping my own life for a bit and it's also interesting to see what other people's life look like. my month was...tough but also rewarding? lol. work is not much fun atm because someone decided to make their amd my life harder by telling lies. It's ok tho, the right people stand behind me and those people made this month also rewarding by telling me their plans for my future in that company ^^'. See, I never learned anything jobwise, I'm just a small worker but those high people in the company seem to like my way of doing things and it seems like I get the chance to climb up the career ladder a bit ^^. Everything that happened in the last 2 months also reminded me that when bad things happen, there is also sth good waiting for you. So never give up, keep your chin up, stay the good person you are and in the end you will get the rewards you deserve ♥ wishing y'all a nice august ^^

Labrini

I've never seen a cicada up close, but I love hearing them sing, even when they get annoying. I have one on the tree next to my balcony—I can’t see it, but goodness, it gets loud at times. I like insects, I really do. I used to be one of those little girls who would pick up beetles, grasshoppers, or mantises and rush to my friends all excited, saying, “Look, look!” only to have them scatter away screeching. I never understood why 😂 I’m not a fan of many spiders, but I adore moths. I mean, have you ever seen those white, fluffy, dot-lined ones? And the Spanish moths? Or those big Coscinoceras? They are so pretty!! Oh, and the silk moths—they’re such cuties 🥰 Unfortunately, the only moths I get to see are those common brown ones 🥹 But that’s okay; I get many visits from pretty and colorful dragonflies and golden beetles. I try not to notice scratches or little cracks at the corners of my phone, but I get really whiny when it comes to my sunglasses. I can’t help it; it drives me crazy! Once upon a time I tried to get in Magic the Gatherings but you need to spend SO much money on decks, it's crazy. But I used to play silly card games when I was younger. We have a strange game here where you try to push as many cards onto an opponent while trying to get rid of your own. You start by using cards of the same color as the one that was first played. If you drop a seven, the next player has to pick up four cards. However, if they have a seven and play it, the next person has to pick up eight cards, and so on. If you play an eight, you can drop another card of the same type/color with it. With an Ace, you can change the type of cards that players need to use, and so on. It’s a fun and very competitive game, especially if you really get into it 🤣 What's that? Slutty shorty shorts, I hear? 👀 Are we going to see you wearing those pink or white ones? Really? How nice!!! I’m joking! And I promise I would be decently looking away while I trail my fingers along those thighs 😌 Uhhhh… I really missed these cozy rambles. You get so excited and adorable sometimes when you ramble; it is SO delightful hearing about your ‘adventures’ 🤍 I can’t wait to see what you have in store for us this week and I'm very happy that you’re enjoying the requests so far. By the way, your tone about waiting to see our reaction tells me that once more you’re up to no good. And don’t you tell me that I Pavloved myself, Mister! Also, 10 years? That’s crazy but amazing! It would be great if we had a stream on that day 😁 Enough of my rambles. Have a beautiful day, everyone, and stay safe. Sleep tight and sweet dreams, Crunch. Thank you, mwah! 🤍

Holly

I saw my first luna moth in person recently. It felt very similar to your sweet cicada encounter.

January Embers

To be honest it doesn’t matter what you’re talking about I just love listening to you talk.. but you seem like such a sweet person aswell! I hope good things happen to you always ❤️❤️

Lena C

I love these little updates! So cute! And you really brought me back to my lab days at uni, looking at nebbmunner/næbmunde through the loop. They are so funny looking with their little beaks! Though I find the «kanttege» a bit more fun because they also have this cello looking body - really silly. I would ✨definitely not✨ look at the beautiful thighs in pretty shorts👀 Me? Look? Nev-er😇 You don’t like scratches and you still let your phone go commando?? Living on the edge I see… I have a few scratches on my windshield that are just surface damage and not propper «steinsprutskade» (couldn’t find a propper english word for it), and it annoys me every time I go for a drive - but you won’t see me paying 500$ to change a perfectly functioning windshield! I’m really happy you found some fun going into Magic the gathering again! Love that you have found something that brings you such joy and mental release! The best cabin card-game in my opinion is the roughly translated «jump in the sea»(«hopp i havet»). Very fun! Can recommend for the next game night! I’m looking forward to what’s coming out this month! Hope you got a good night sleep and have a great week coming💕

January Embers

Would you consider varying the start times of your twitch streams for your Australian subscribers??? They start at 2:30 am here 😭😭

fleurfaust

That little ramble just made my day better, so thank you for that! I’m back at work today and gosh did I not want to go 😂 But yes, all better now! You brought a smile to my face. Hope you had a good night and will have a lovely day! 💜 (PS: yes, I would definitely be looking 👀)

jo

soooooo decently looking at your thighs, for suuuuuure yeah 😤 it's so good to hear you're keeping hydrated, mentally stimulated and excited about little critters and slutty shorts alike 🤍 i'm actually so intrigued by magic the gathering but it's so intimidating since i'm terrible with card game rules 🥺 i do enjoy looking at the art and i'm always cheering on the cool people that play though...... hmmm ok maybe i'll check it out for real *adds it to the never ending list of things i'm interested in but don't have the time and attention span for* appreciate you soso much, crunch. looking forward to ALL the things, always 🩷🩷🩷

Mrs. Dubose

You saw a cicada!!! Yay!! Aren't they such weird little tiny alien creatures? Their wings are so beautiful but the eyes... the eyes... 😂👽 Also strange that they are literally everywhere but actually seeing a live one is rare. Now if you can just see a hummingbird in the flesh before they start migrating back to South America for the winter! I will manifest it for you. ✨️ The fact that you can't wait to see our reactions to what you have for us this week -- we're not ready, are we? 🤭 It's good to hear you sounding so relaxed and happy here. Thanks for the update, Crunch. 🤍

Mel

Ahh I love cicadas, sea breeze, short shorts... 😉 And I've actually took a few snaps of cicada this weekend as well, their wings are sooo gorgeous

Ellis

Happy early 10 years!!! It's so cool that you've kept this up for this long! It is also 5 days before my birthday hehe On another note, get a clear phone case, silly!! Then you can still see your phone but it won't get scratched I'm also totally not still thinking about you in short shorts 😳

T LA

Honestly rrly fancy this man🥲

Pear

I get a new phone and return to multiple updates 🥲. Happy 10 year Anniversary Crunchy 🥳! Not the hoochie daddy shorts 🩳😮‍💨, I’ll be staring respectfully 😍. Uno is my favorite card game of all time.