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[M4A] Soft comfort and rambles [SFW] [Cuddles] [Reassurance] [Rambles] [Meta] [4th wall break] [More rambles] [Mouth stumbles] [Sighs] [Breathing] [Coffee] [Silly] [Sweet] (Patreon)

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2024-11-08 19:45:46
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Hi ~

You're sweet.

Something that is recurring in my creative fire is a specific phrase: "What would I love to listen to right now?"

When I'm down. When I'm needy. When I'm curious. Relaxed. Whatever the mental state or emotion, I always begin drawing from a place of solving my mind. And in the process of figuring out what I need I become inspired to create something for you. Something that both helps me, while recording, and hopefully helps you. Someone who might have the same emotions as me, somewhere else in the world, somewhere else in time. If I'm feeling it, someone else is likely to one day also feel it.

As you can tell, the rambly mind didn't slow down after recording. I'm very much still in a *gesturing vague hand motions* state of mind.

Come join me in this little ramble sfw comfort audio. Let's share a moment in time. Apart, but together.

You're sweet. <3

xo

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Holly

This’ll be perfect after a stressful week 💕🫠

Phantasm Cat

You're equally just as sweet, and so much more. Thank you for this 💙 Will listen now and come back with some thoughts~

althea ♫︎

Ah, dude. Even your text description made me smile. 🥰 You're so cute and sweet, Mr. Crumch! Can't wait to give this a listen 🤍

Cor

You're just as sweet, cromchy. Saving this for later today, we're all in need of some comfort, and I know this will be just the thing. Thank you 💕

Odreh

Can’t wait to listen to this, I can already tell this could be something to fall asleep to 💕

Mari

Ah I’ve been feeling so disconnected lately and missing this corner, so this seems like the perfect audio right now. I’m also very much in a *state of mind* lol. Can’t wait to listen. Thank you Crunchy, for being the sweetest 🤍

Mrs. Dubose

There's a lot to think over in this one before I respond, but I can confidently say that while I do often furrow at you, I never think, "What the FUCK are you talking about." 😂That made me laugh. A lot. And I also cried a few times listening. This was so gentle and sweet and cosy and exactly what was needed today. Thank you for being so kind and lovely to us, Crunch. I'm grateful for you. 🤍

cosmicdreams

i was looking out the window when i started listening and i saw a tiny white butterfly in my backyard 🤍 thank you for this, it was exactly what i needed. hearing your comforting words and looking at the beautiful nature outside was very grounding. i really love these stream of consciousness rambles and the many directions your mind takes you. i don’t think every topic you mention needs to be interesting to everyone listening, either, i think the enjoyment of listening comes from the abstract human connection, the comfort of existing together in this space p.s. you struggling with pronouncing “comfortable” and then later pulling out the word “rigamarole” with ease was so funny to me 😂 the way i pronounce comfortable is with emphasis on the first syllable while the rest kinda blends together lol, but i think you should just pronounce it as comfort-table from now on, we’ll know what you mean 😂🤍 be well crunch and whoever is reading my silly thoughts ✨

Phantasm Cat

What I love about the human mind is how complex and diverse thoughts and interests could be in each individual. The mind could either be fixated on one subject for an extended period of time, or it could be fascinated with multiple concepts and ideas all at once, jumping around from one bit to the other. These rambles always scratch that good itch in my brain, allowing us to peek into your mind, reminding me why I love the human mind and how its *hand gesture mumbo jumbo* state of mind can be intricate yet lovely to explore. Any topic from you is always fascinating to me. Your description of memories and ideas that could have been but instead are factually different are always constructed in a way that's easy for the brain to follow.. at least, easy for my brain to follow. Like flowing along in a river, there may be some unexpected turns and scenery that one would not know to appear at the moment, but still laying in the water and letting the water take you along the riverbank, embracing every moment. Connecting. Existing. It's truly the best feeling. "What the fuck are you talking about?" That got a laugh out of me, for sure 🤣 but I don't think I ever uttered that phrase towards you throughout the years of hearing you ramble. Still got a laugh, and maybe questioning that about you questioning it? Maybe? MAYbe?! Just keep rambling on and have our guarantee that we'll love it, is what I'm saying. I was thinking earlier this morning of going back to your rain story audio, to have something soft and sweet in my ears, imagining a soft bed and warm cuddles. So this audio arrived at the perfect moment, it has a similar feel to it with a modern Crunch. Many smiles were had listening to this audio, good laughs, some gentle tears (good tears). All in good spirits. Thank you always, Crunchy, you sweet and adorable being. I know this audio will come in handy again soon, for all of us. Stay safe 💙 (... English is weird, saying "comfortable" out loud is making me realize I have no idea how to say it properly and keep it up repeatedly. Is the emphasis supposed to be on "fort"? Is the o silent and makes it funkily american? But even with that, I can't keep it up. Oh well. Cum-for-table, it is.. wait..)

livia

Also feeling in the *gesturing hands* state of mind, so can’t wait to unwind to this 🫶🏻

althea ♫︎

I've gotten so spoiled, Crunch ☹️ I got so used to getting a kiss at the end of rambles, I felt like I was left hanging at the end of this 😅 hahahaha I was in the middle of watching your movie recommendation (I'm in the dilemma part of the film) when I received a notif of this post and I thought, "Ah, maybe it's time to rest." The scenes were starting to lowkey stress me out and my heart was beating too fast. You came just in time 😆 So much for introductions! Umm.. Thank you! 🥺 for this audio.. this felt so intimate~ I imagined drawing circles on your chest while watching your lips (I can't believe I got called out for lip watching 😭) and thought of intertwining our fingers at one point cause you were being so sweet hehe 😋 I found it interesting how I've always found you saying "for~ever" so comforting and endearing but now, "it won't last forever" brought a different kind of hopeful comfort. Always so lovely hearing your thoughts, and cuter hearing you stumble on your words 🤭 You're cute! Hmmmm, I say comfortable as "comft•table" or "COM•fortable" depending on the mood 😆 I guess, you'll be fine with whatever you choose hahaha Oh and RIP Charles 🥲 May I recommend "Eugene" for your new baby? It apparently means "well born" so hopefully? it gets "born" well this time? I had lots of giggles listening to this and cuteness aggression every time you talked in pout 🤭 Thank you~ You're wonderful and deeply appreciated! 🌷 Love ya, silly cromch! 🫶 P.S. I don't think I mind being in your front pocket 🤔 I love laying by your chest anyway. Hihi I'll be your tiny peanut cheerleader everywhere you go 😆💕

Labrini

I love how you always struggle with "comfortable," 😂 But hey, it is a tricky word, and I don’t always pronounce it right either. Hmm, it’s dark over here, nearing midnight, but I would love nothing more than to be in that moment with the warm sunlight, hands holding, listening to soft rambles, annoying you with silliness… stealing that coffee 😁 Sigh… Anyway. When I was younger, I used to worry a lot about what people thought of me, wondering, "What do they think? Is everything okay? Am I acting as I should?" I always wanted to make everyone happy, even if I wasn’t. I still do it sometimes, but I’ve mostly shed that habit as I grew. Even though I can’t help wanting to make people happy, I don’t have the same filter I once had. Now, I say what’s on my mind, I ask what I want to ask. Of course, I’ll be respectful, but I don’t spend as much time worrying. I’m more of the mindset, "Hey, I am who I am." I might be a hard pill to swallow at times, but that’s okay. I’m me. I don’t know if the old or new me is "healthier" or the "right" approach in life… but it’s who I am today. I don’t think I’ve ever thought, "What the fuck are you talking about?" when you’re rambling. I mostly chuckle when you jump from one thought to another so quickly, and I do raise an eyebrow when you get me thinking. It’s nice—my brain is busy but in a good way. We get soft, we get silly, we get serious; our minds focus on nice moments and push the worries away, even if just for a little while. A few days ago, I started a sourdough too, after "killing" Bruce in the summer (RIP, Bruce). I almost killed this one too… accidentally added too much water, and the next day, it was flat, with extra water sitting on top. I was only using unbleached flour, but I added a bit of whole grain flour the past two days. Does that help? I don't know. Sigh. It started bubbling again, but it’s not rising like before. Anyway, I named it Bruce again, which might be a mistake, considering what happened to the last Bruce. OH! How about, Breadcyclus? 😂 Or maybe Bready Mercury, Dough Vinci, Fermentastic, Loafius Maximus!!! Or just Timi 🤣 Okay, okay, I’m done! But one last thing. You’re good and silly, and we’re sweet. Please do put us in your pocket; who cares if this is all corny? We love corny—it’s sweet. I hope everyone’s doing well in their corner of the world. Stay safe. Thank you for this, Crunch, for always being sweet to us and taking care of our silly brains. We hope the words we give back bring you some warm feelings. You’re SO appreciated. 🤍 Have a beautiful, gentle day—you’re sweet. 🤍 P.S. I like big butts, and I cannot lie! Edit: OHH!! I forgot—I get stupidly competitive in games. I can be a nightmare. For example, the other day we got back into DnD, and we had left off in the middle of a dragon fight. I didn’t want to kill it. I believed that we could communicate with it (and I was right about it, as it turned out, after we discovered a journal). I got so miffed that I was using my heal fire to heal the dragon while my team was trying to kill it. Unfortunately, a critical fail roll made me… ME… kill it. Long story short (not really), once in town, when they got the dragon’s heart out to try to bargain with it, I burned to a crisp. I swear I’m not crazy!!! Ok, bye!

fleurfaust

Randomly woke up (I’m sick and exhausted and going to bed at like 6pm lately 😅) and saw the notification, I knew I was in for a soothing time and well that’s exactly where my mind needs soooo. Please, Crunchy, I love how your brain works, your rambles and overall silliness always put the biggest smile on my face. Is it weird if I say that, somehow, listening to you feels like coming home? I don’t really know how to explain myself on this one, it’s just a feeling I get. Maybe the warmth, the comfort, the “easygoingness”. Haha I don’t know and I don’t know what I’m saying. Anyway, just know I appreciate it and you dearly, and it’s good for my brain. (I might be hugging my teddy bear real tight right now as I’m writing this haha) Change of topic, but thank you for teaching me about how potatoes got introduced in France. I had no idea what it came to be, glad to know a bit more about my own country 😂 Also, in honour of this, I think I should suggest some French name for the dough! What about Damien or Blaise? Or even Eloïse or Louison, because why would it have to be a “male” name. I’ll even through some mixed ones in the bunch, like Olympe or Camille! All that french makes me think back to your “comfortable” talk, which with I struggle too more often than not. And that is very close to its French counterpart by spelling “confortable” but not at all by pronunciation. But oh well, nothing new here haha. All right, I should stop the rambling now and probably start the audio over to fall asleep to? This sounds like a good plan to me, right? Right! All the love and kisses and cuddles 💜

CB

You're so sweet.... Just what I need tonight. Thank you 🤍

agaslumbers

☝️akshually the “comfort-table” is this audio and we are all gathered around it~ ...it's late I can only do bullet points: 💚 no but the problem is with the -able ending, like “bl” is so weird and then it just ends abruptly 💚 I only do “what the fuck are you talking about” (affectionate), and it's when I zone out and you do your crunchy (c) pivot to a different topic, so it's my fault, keep rambling 💚 I wouldn't mind either 💚 maybe charles the second? wasn't he like way more significant or am I misremembering 💚 I was almost too soft for what you were saying at some points, but also felt very cosy and I'm gonna go sleep now bye goodnight

Laura_Dark_Knight

Thank you 🩷this will help me relax very comforting🫶🏻

Labrini

I was passing by, and I realized something. If you actually think about it, you DO carry us around in your pocket in a way. I mean, we’re right there—the silly little words in your apps. And hey, this way you’re in no danger of being bitten! 🥰 Okay, that’s all. I just found the thought funny and sweet and had to share. Bye for now! 🤍🌺

January Embers

In Australia we say “kumf-ta-bull” …. Like we drop a syllable to make it easier…❤️❤️

Lena C

Aww, you are so cute and sweet! 🥹 Thank you for the silly cuddles🥰

kimmie 🫶

thanks crunch, I needed comfort too so I’m glad we’re on the same wavelength… and I love listening to you ramble 💞💞💞 i think I’ve only had a couple of ‘wtf’ moments but they always make me burst out laughing sooooo it’s always a good time :)))) thank you for making these, i hope you’re okay too… hugs for crunch

jo

listening to this felt very gemütlich 🤓 and oh, crunchy, i hope you know that you're plenty inspiring in so many wonderful ways. thank you for this little pocket of care and your lovely words. you're great. 🤍 and yeah i'm gonna bring it up again despite how embarrassing it is that i still think about it because i don't caaaare okay!!!! but the only time i ever thought "wtf is he talking about" was when you talked about JJK lmao, so don't even worry. you're doing amazing and the way you phrase and explain things is always so well done and easy to understand while also complex and even poetic at times. i love learning new things through you, about others and the world and myself. so thank you for that as well. 🤍🤍

Ellis

I needed this today, thank you 💕 I know this wasn't the takeaway of the audio but my first phone was a Sony Ericsson Walkman! I got excited when you mentioned it haha

vocablush

Came here for the comfort and left with a new potato fact :3 I tried to type out how I say ‘comfortable’ phonetically but my explanation got too convoluted and confusing. So just imagine it with an Australian accent and remove the middle; “comftable” is close enough. Thank you for this space and pocket of your time, it helps more than I can say 💛

Labrini

Hmm, every time I come back to this audio, I break my head trying to remember—what was my first phone? Usually, I can’t recall, but I think it was a red Nokia 8210? Maybe~ I know you don’t really remember older audios, and I can’t recall my older comment either (and I’m too lazy to go back and check), but you were asking if we ever argue with you or go, "What the fuck are you talking about?" No, I never think that. I can’t say I find myself arguing with your points or thoughts often—or at all, really. Mostly, I just laugh, smile, and all too often, answer back, even if it’s silly… Sighhh. And yes, holding hands, feeling the sunlight, seeing it dance along your skin—all of that sounds way too sweet right about now… I still find it really sweet (and kinda silly) thinking that you actually do carry us around in your pocket. Just silly little words in your apps. 🥰 This was very needed tonight. My brain has been a busy jerk these past few days. Thank you for this sweet audio, Crunch. 🤍 You are very appreciated, Crunch—your affection, your sweetness, your caring… they’re gems. Sending a long, warm hug and forehead kisses, maybe? Hm? Sigh… You’re sweet. Bye~ 🤍

Saint_Callisto

comf-terble for me! and this was such a nice wind down during the chaos that is the holidays. so thanks through time