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Wine in bed [Crunch Time] [Tipsy] [Soft] [#3] (Patreon)

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2024-12-04 01:16:33
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2024-12-04 01:27:40
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My phone mic is back again his best friend, a glass of wine!What might this man yap about this time?

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Mrs. Dubose

To answer your question, my mind is going to the thought of giving your food baby a gentle pat pat pat, lol. (With consent and the sweetest of intentions, of course. I have cute bellies on the brain lately. I'm sure you have absolutely *nothing* to do with that, of course. 👀) That pasta dish sounds really yummy. Also, I was watching today's VOD and literally could not breathe from laughimg so hard at your "scary" instagram reels. 😂Never stop being silly, Crunch. Enjoy relaxing with the rest of your wine. 🤍

Phantasm Cat

Right away, you sound so soft and sweet. I could already imagine laying in bed with you, wine glass in one hand and a book in another, body pressed to yours as I quietly read to us both. Maybe some soft music in the background, maybe we're just indulging more in our own company. It all sounds so pleasing, so sweet. And you didn't share that wonderful dish? Okay. I see. I see how it is.. but really, that sounds amazing! Hope you enjoyed it! My mind.. well, if I were to really speak out where my mind is gravitating towards, it might fluster your silly brain a tad bit more, so I'll just say cute pasta and wine kisses. As to where those kisses go, that's for your brain to imagine. If your attire from earlier today is still the same, it'll be easy to imagine where those kisses will go~ Thank you for this. I'm really loving the daily crunch times, it's always something lovely to look forward to this month. Stay safe, Crunchy 💙

Acedia

"Well, that seems weird, but I've never done this before so *click*" - I made sure not to use a personal/doxxy email at least lol I've had a rough enough day to start trying wine, but no, I still have some sparkling juice from Thanksgiving I can break out 🥂

enbyaoi

Oh hey the duvet cover~ hi IKEA! Omg the garlic mushroom pasta sounds so good 🥹🥹 Good to know you have a full stomach recording this, love. Wine does sound like a good idea to me too, it’s 2:30am and I’m still up 🙄 Voice notes are cute aren’t they though? The intimacy of it vs the whole formal recording setup? With the extra effective on getting me norny stuff? Hmm conversation? Lol. I think kissing? Or just light touches. 🙃 I guess that’s a kind of teasing isn’t it? For “touching” it’s nice to switch between featherlight, firm, and maybe even use a bit of nails 🤭 I think the mixing and switching up works extra good. You’re so cute. I love how we can hear the wine. Isn’t it wondrous, the way the filters between our brain and mouth slowly start to disappear with alcohol? Most curious. It’s like hearing you think out loud but without inhibition. And to finish off, I’m mostly thinking of cuddling because my body is done with the norny bits 🫡 now it just wants some physical non sexual touch (I think 😭)

cosmicdreams

my mind is currently stuck on listening to the marías and the beautiful sunset i saw during my walk. no thoughts just vibes rn i wish i liked wine, it’s such a classy drink. i like rosé/sparkling wines, but the sugar gives me a headache. my go to drink is a mojito, and i know bartenders must hate me because that is one of the more time consuming drinks to make with muddling the mint 😅 wishing you a cosy and relaxing evening ✨

Cor

Oh, you sound so wonderfully soft and relaxed, cromchy, I wish I could join you. As of the sending of this message, I'm about to head to curling tonight— I'm more than happy to chatter at you afterwards about how it went if you're still a little bit sleepy but not quite asleep yet~ ☺️ There's something cozy about the phone mic, almost like it's a voice call with a friend. Stream was lovely today— it's always a treat to be able to hear what you have to talk about. Whatever you have the energy for, more than happy to bask in it; I've been finding that I've also been crashing into bed or going down for a little nap after mine too. Funny how much energy just chatting seems to pull from one's body, isnt it? Come join me sometime? It's been quite cold here lately; I'd really appreciate the snuggles and company. ☺️ As for the drink, I'll maybe just have a sip of yours— alcohol and me have never been buddies, but I'll try a little of anything once to see if I like it. Maybe some just-barely boozey chai instead, I think that would be nice. There's plenty of music I'd want to share with you; you don't mind if I lay on your chest while we listen? Or you can lay on mine, I don't mind either way. Maybe we get a little more cuddly and touchy-feely as we listen through playlists; the thought of a gentle, languid kind of exploration to see how we're feeling tonight is a rather nice one— in my mind, anyhow. We don't have to do anything big if we don't feel like it, something slow and warm is more than enough for me. Sending you some kisses by airmail & hope you're all cozy in bed, -cor 💕

CarelessWhisper

For me it's caregiving fantasies. Omg you put a band aid on my boo-boo? Oh we fucking AND I'm gonna do that thing you like. 🤷🏼‍♀️ Idk. I just like it.

Felideya

The long stream was lovely today. The nice, safe space and your sweet voice (and hands!) are doing wonders for my currently stressed out, anxious brain. 💜 It's been years since I had a glass of wine and I miss it sometimes. It doesn't go well with my medication so I have to avoid it. But... I mean... I could still taste it at least a little bit with some kisses, I'm sure that would be alright.... - Oh well, I guess that's where my mind is going now, hehe. Enjoy the rest of your evening and your wine. Good Night. 🫶🌙

livia

liv’s friend here saying hi, while waiting in hospital… but we are both sat here listening to some crunch times for a small slice of comfort right now! hugs for you, thank you so much for this 🫶🏻

Nradova

If I was there I would definitely share my favorites. Though I'll have to find the more chill music unless you don't mind musicals then Epic it is. Enjoy your wine and your relaxing stay warm Crunch.

althea ♫︎

Hmmm.. soft Crunch lying flat in bed with a full belly, feeling a little cold, feeling a little aroused? While I have gentle, warm hands ready to caress wherever you need, a mind and a playlist that's not too wholesome, and a body that's patient and ready to spoil? distance is evil I tell you 😵‍💫 I'll leave it at that today. Clearly you're not the only one feeling a little frustrated. Hmmmm.. Kisses? Kisses. I hope you're having a lovely time now, Crunch-love 😌💕

❀ Andi ❀ (they)

Good evening, Crunchy! Glad you had a nice dinner :) not a fan of mushrooms, but the rest sounds really good! There’s a (kind of) similar thing in Korean with vowels; there can’t be any at the beginning of a syllable, so a zero value character (ㅇ, which is also the consonant that makes the “ng” sound) is placed in front of a vowel + is not pronounced (ex. 여자 (yeo-ja, woman) instead of ㅕ자)! I’m definitely lacking w/ my Korean lessons, but my mom gets really happy whenever I do learn more of it, so I’ll probably hop back on it asap hehe). I’m sorry Google is being fucky-wucky, hopefully it gets easier for you :( Definitely not an alcohol drinker aha, in all my 22 years of living I’ve only had a strawberry Mike’s Hard Lemonade. Safe to say I didn’t like it and didn’t finish it, even after mixing it with something else. I’d prefer having tea or water while having a talk w/ you, please. I’ve recently been into Imogen Heap w/ her song Headlock getting attention recently. Her music is so wonderful + my favorite song of hers at the moment is Loose Ends :3 not in a super horny mood at the moment, but I wouldn’t be opposed to a little grinding… have a good rest of the night <3

lola

didn’t get an advent calendar this year cuz every single one available here was absolutely hideous looking 😾 🤜🏻 instead i’ve decided to have a lil piece of chocolate every day with crunch time 🍫 which has been so very nice ~ 😊 sending choco flavoured kisses ~ 🤎

Labrini

It’s so nice to see you enjoying the streams again and spending time with us—it’s always such a great time for everyone. I haven’t finished watching the VOD yet (to be fair, I haven’t even had the chance to open it), but I’m really looking forward to catching the hour I missed when I had to step away. Definitely something to savor later with a warm cup of coffee. For no good reason? Hehehe. Really? 😁 You know, we once had a whole conversation with the community about fantasies—it was such a fun and lively discussion. Ahm, I’ll have to join you on the teasing front. There’s something so sweet, so quietly intoxicating about watching someone slowly unravel. Even if it doesn’t lead to anything more, the way their eyes soften, their expressions shift, their skin flushes, and their words start to falter... OK!!! Yeah, that... As for wine, I do enjoy it! I don’t drink very often, but when I do, it’s usually wine or beer at home. If I’m out somewhere, though, I tend to go for something simple—most often a classic cocktail like an Old Fashioned. Now, about the music, Professor! Someone once described my music as dramatic—too percussive, they said. Meanwhile, I pictured hips swaying softly, noses brushing close, smiles shared... Too percussive? Tsk, tsk, tsk. What a shame. (For the record I'm joking, I'm joking!!!🤍) Soft, tipsy Crunch, good talks, cold skin, wine, and music? Sign me up. What a lovely thought, something tender to keep me wrapped up in bed a little longer. MA-ybe. Definitely. OK, who am I kidding? We all know I’m staying put for a while now. You are so appreciated. Sleep tight, soft Crunch, and good morning if this happens to find you when the sun’s already up. Mwah 🤍

kimmie 🫶

i’m loving crunchmas bc when i wake up in the morning, you’re most often streaming, so i get to say mōrena even though i am literally half-awake and listen to you while i get ready for work (hitting snooze) which is super cosy… then you post crunch time during the day so the last thing i do is night is tuck myself into bed and listen to them. it’s a lovely way to bookend the day. i enjoy the streams so much~ okbye crunch 😘

Vergil

Gosh, bed, wine, and a full belly really counts for a great time, doesn’t it?? You sound atop cloud nine, and it's so wonderful to hear. But I am so interested in the wine you were drinking; I haven’t heard of an orange wine before (I remembered our lesson 😋) but it sounds lovely. I wonder if it was homed in a barrel or steel tank? And for how long? And its additives?? I’m always intrigued by the differentiating, worldly takes on wine, it’s very interesting to see the winemakers’ tricks in action. Indeed, the wine and pasta combo is unbeaten, and both sound absolutely gorgeous – good choice sir. I have no doubt the orange and the cooked garlic did numbers on the dish as a whole, what a great pairing. I’m sorry, I bore you. What do you feel like listening to?? A song to go with the wine? A song to compliment your cosy? Something to cap off the day as your thoughts drift and sway parallel to the growing instances in your mind?? Or do you have an earworm of late that you just can’t seem to get out of your head?? Do tell. I hope you continued your thoughts after posting this lovely little snippet, I’m sure we’d meet somewhere in the middle… at the bottom… or on top, who knows…?? ☺️ Warm cuddles and smoochies for a fantastic day ahead, Crunch.🌹🌹 *telepathically sending the spice as most of them will get me in trouble*

fleurfaust

I was already too soft and mushy brain before listening (thanks to chat and BG3 kisses) AND NOW… NOW! 🫠🫠 I cannot think nor be coherent, soooo yep, sorry not sorry 🤭 I’ll be going now and think… about things, yes things! Byeee 💜

jo

i love to whine— i mean i love having wine in bed! i'm finally catching up on the crunch times i've missed and this was… nice. um. yeah, let's go with that, sounds ambiguous enough lol. but naughty or not, you sounded very cosy 🧡